Everyone from QQ wake up as their Avatar, what's the first thing we do in real life?

I would cry... a lot. My character was castrated.

 

Spoiler: That's rough

 

Moan intensely.

 

Assimilate the planet.

THERE IS ONLY ME!

 

LIVE! BECOME ARC PUNCH!

 

I CAST FIST.

 

Masturbation.

Play with tiddies.

 

Heheheh, tiddies.

 

Well, the first thing I would do is probably just look in the mirror for a while and admire my new musculature.

After that I probably 'GRIN'

 

I would revel in my new hentai monster form and destroying the wonderful innocence Disney princess movies give out.

 

Hack down my victim, take something from their body as a trophy, find new prey to hunt. Hopefully the new ones will be a challenge...

 

Step 1: Pray that PA units aren't to scale with earth.
Step 2: Build a metal extractor.
Step 3: E X P A N D
Step 4: Realize that Earth is way too hostile, build a seafaring orbital launcher, and go to mars to set up my economy instead.
Step 5: Take over the internet and ban anyone who makes amogus jokes from the entire thing.

 

I guess that's where the Wired comes in...

 

I'm like cage and I got super strength. I'm going to flex a bit and grin.

 

Probably scare the piss out of a lot of people drool excessively and eventually get shot by animal control.

Climbing walls and ceilings would be sick though.

 

Snarking at all the chaos everyone's causing.

 

I would start reincarnating people through CYOAs I didn't even make myself for shits and giggles.
If my avatar doesn't scream R.O.B. I don't know what does.

 

Honk honk! I own the isekai truck now! Also: return to cat!

 

I go to the sea and become a pirate.

 

Finish punching the Reaper, and enjoy my new Exalted state. Cook up a youthening potion for both family and personal use. Get buff, and sign up for hacking classes. Destroy the A-hole who trashed my computer, and make millions.

 

Not sure if I've posted in this thread before.

Anyway, I would meditate alongside deer to increase my connection to nature. At least, that's what I'd tell Nara Yoshino (Mom)....

 

Immediately check to see if I still had my dick.

 

Furiously masturbate. So nothing changes, really.

 

Step 6: Get punched.

 

I would at first freak out, then freak out some more, calm down and see if I have any powers.
Based on the few pictures I could find of him, (I couldn't find his name so Imma call him Hou) and seems connected to deep sea life.
Go semi-eldritch and have fun with my powers.
Appreciate my new look and if Hou had a prior life before I became him.
Live it.
Make friends.
Travel.
Get Girlfriend(s).
Profit.

 

I would make all the food in the world appear to eat it without worrying about getting fat, travel around universe and surely eat and sleep.... To be honest I want nothing more than to sleep and eat and live without worrying about anything, laziness would consume me.

 

Wake up as Santa Ranni
Wonder if you are going to get summon by Chaldea for a Christmas Event

 

I’ve definitely posted here before, and with the same avatar but, to reiterate: use my omniscience and teleportation powers to A: keep Andrew Hussie satisfied with life and as far away from me as feasible and B: teleport/invite all the Questionables to a well catered meeting hall to hash things out because way too many of them are simultaneously certain of their invincibility and planning to take over the world. I’m confident enough in my conditional mortality (and think most of you would rather a hospitable, omniscient teleporter with emotional ties to humanity than an immortal time demon that hates everyone) that I think I could survive long enough to make peaceful contact with some of the more omnipotent factors to keep each other (as well as any bad actors) in line.

 

So where would that leave those of us who just want to live a peaceful life as their Avatars?

 

In my case? A nonzero chance of being webbed and slurped like a capri sun by a giant spider girl.