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favorite quotes or quotes you created yourself

Discussion in 'General' started by luca65, Jul 3, 2020.

  1. TriedgeThePK

    TriedgeThePK My arm is tired.

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    "Pain is temporary" - Lance Armstrong. Tell yourself that while working out and you can push through that last set easy.
     
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  2. DAWAAAGH!

    DAWAAAGH! Making the rounds.

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    I read something like that in the first volume of Zaregoto light novel:

    [Just as the opposite of love isn’t hate, but indifference, the opposite of hope isn’t despair. Surely the opposite of hope is apathetic acceptance of all things. An absolutely sure apathy that allows you to approve of all things, to say, “Yes, that’s fine”─that is the opposite of hope.]
     
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  3. TodaBruh

    TodaBruh Fiction is life's spice <( ̄︶ ̄)↗

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    '' Arguing is ultimately pointless, when the points being argued contain even a shred of Truth.''
    >By me, just now, I'm smart too!
     
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  4. killgore444

    killgore444 Not too sore, are you?

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    “Hard times create strong men. Strong men create good times. Good times create weak men. And, weak men create hard times.”

    Be stubborn. Even if you are clearly wrong.

    Take the correct path, even if it follows the crowd.

    "An armed society is polite society." or more literally: "The only thing keeping people decent is fear of punishment".

    The reason appearances can be deceiving is because they're usually not.

    Stupid people can believe in anything, so you can belief in yourself.

    Sun Tsu’s ‘leave the enemy an obvious way out and they’ll take it’ plan only works if the way out is obvious enough for the enemy.

    Time ... The one single immutable constant in all of existence ... It is all pervasive and we know it only from its three faces:- the past, present and the future. We are guided by it. We are influenced by it. We can try to change it but we can never escape it .

    He who controls the past ... commands the future
    He who commands the future ... conquers the past

    "Changing history to suit your purposes has a long and successful history."

    "History is where we look to for answers and guidance.
    History explains who we are, where we came from, and everything about our world.
    History is full of lies.
    Constantly being rewritten with various forms and ideas of the truth that sometimes history is the worst that we learn from. What do we do when we cannot rely on history to help us? Who do we turn to? Whose truth do we trust?"

    "History prefers legends, to men.
    It prefers nobility, to brutality.
    Sorring speeches, to quite deeds.
    History remembers the battles, but forgets the blood.
    However History remembers me, before I was a President.
    It shall only remember, a fraction of the truth."
    ABRAHAM LINCOLN Vampire Hunter 2012 Movie


    My dear lesser self, I have tangled with the mind of Luna Lovegood. If you think you're a challenge then you've clearly never seen an angry Nargle surrounded by Filly Flies riding a Festering Blummox. Now give me to Pettigrew. Or else!

    Proper stabbing begins in your thoughts, and ends in their brains. Stab quickly, stab often!

    Earth, where there are ten times as many of us as any Census has ever reported, we've spent trillions of lives perfecting the art of killing things that are bigger and nastier than us, spent a few trillion more learning to not die, and most of our population is... well, lets just say that "Human" is the larval form.
    Welcome to Earth: Beware of Everything

    You don't know you're from a deathworld until you leave it.

    The only good politician is a politician that has no power over you or anything you care about . . . and is on fire.
    from Larceny, Lechery, and Luna Lovegood!

    "I suppose so," Harry shrugged. "We can't all have a Fred and George in our Houses."
    "People would be pranked so much they'd end up calling it Hogwarts School of Mischief and Misery," Tracey joked.
    Harry Potter and Tracey Davis from The-Merging chap 21

    "I thought this was a school, not a seven year test of your ability to survive,"

    "It disturbs me greatly that someone your age has enemies," Amalie commented.
    "You're less than four years older than me," Harry stated as he sipped his drink.
    "And I have bullies, not enemies," Amalie replied.

    "Have you been drinking?"
    "Of course, Professor. Staying hydrated is very important to being healthy."

    "Variety leads to options, options lead to choice, choice leads to hesitation," Harry argue automatically.

    "You're pretty protected after you curse an attacker through a wall, You're even more protected when you curse an attacker off a cliff."

    "Remember, judged by twelve rather than carried by six. People can only be mad at you if you survive. . .and then you can shoot them too and walk away."

    "You can always apologize for cursing people. You can never apologize for someone killing you. Moody taught me that one."

    “Yes. Not armed helicopters, unfortunately - Her Majesty’s Government frowns on private companies using attack helicopters.” =[Dumbledore]
    “With good reason!” Luna interjected. “If you could take over by force of arms, you wouldn’t have to bribe the government any more!”
    forum.questionablequesting.com/threads/the-granger-principle-harry-potter-au.9770/page-4

    "We stand united" is just begging for "And we sit otherwise..."

    Brains are of little value to a warrior if they are no longer contained in his broken skull.

    Yeah, because the inhuman avatar of sin with powers beyond those of mortal ken with precious little life experience to grant her wisdom or control, who has been ripped from her home and cast adrift is not something that should be considered scary or dangerous to the humans around her.
    https://forum.questionablequesting.com/threads/lost-devil-dxd-hp-other.11132/page-15#post-3243830

    "I never claimed to be a daughter of Zeus, I just ride around on a lightning bolt and smite anyone that gets in my way with lightning. And travel around with sexy sexy sex(?)bots in fetisch gear."
    "So what you are saying is, you are not a daughter of Zeus, you are Zeus in a lolita drag?"
    https://forum.questionablequesting....nder-historical-si.11435/page-12#post-3191771

    "I'm 14."
    "What are you doing on a NSFW question then?"
    "Idon't go to work."
    yoyoslushie [x2], notyouravgredditer

    For the first time in a long time, it occurred to Ben that Luke was still his father’s son and both incarnations of Darth Vader did their best bathed in the bloody red glow of a live battlefield. It was also no coincidence, Ben was certain, that both of them were war veterans who had an extensive history of concussions during their tours of duty.
    archiveofourown.org/works/18880045/chapters/76283867

    But when a Sith Lord felt sorry for you, you had to question whether you really were overreacting to something.

    “If you don’t plan for failure, you are doomed to fail.”

    “When you accept that some plans may fail, you can plan to minimize their ramifications.”

    Don't try to understand women. Women understand women, and they tend to hate each other.

    'Better an end with horror than horror without end'

    'The absent party is always to blame'

    "If you protect the weak, you will get a society of weaklings." --Thomas Jefferson (maybe)

    Everyone's a pacifist between wars. It's like being a vegetarian between meals. ~Colman McCarthy

    War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse. The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself. ~John Stewart Mill

    "Freedom is never more than one generation from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in their bloodstream. It must be fought for, it must be protected, and handed to them to do the same."
    Ronald Reagan

    The art of war teaches us to rely not on the likelihood of the enemy's not coming, but on our own readiness to receive him; not on the chance of his not attacking, but rather on the fact that we have made our position unassailable. Sun Tzu

    I worked night and day for twelve years to prevent the war, but I could not. The North was mad and blind, would not let us govern ourselves, and so the war came.
    Jefferson Davis [proofing thatthose who seek peace aren't always the good people]

    War is cruelty. There is no use trying to reform it. The crueler it is, the sooner it will be over. William Tecumseh Sherman

    "Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power." ― Abraham Lincoln

    A citizen may be compelled, by force if need be, against his will and without regard to his personal wishes or his pecuniary interests, or even his religious or political convictions, to take his place in the ranks of the army of his country and risk the chance of being shot down in its defense. It is not, therefore, true that the power of the public to guard itself against imminent danger depends in every case involving the control of one's body upon his willingness to submit to reasonable regulations established by the constituted authorities, under the sanction of the State, for the purpose of protecting the public collectively against such danger.
    U.S. Vaccination laws

    "We’re called “Essential” because calling us ‘Sacrificial’ would be to honest."

    "If you truly are what you eat, then I am an innocent man."

    “Politicians, like diapers, must be changed frequently. And for much the same reason.”

    Yakov Smirnoff explains the difference between Capitalism and Communism
    In Capitalism, man exploits man. In Communism it's the other way around.

    "Revenge is cold."
    "Revenge is sweet."
    "Revenge is a dish best served with an extra helping."
    — Captain Young, Troops of Doom
    Revenge is a dish of ice cream. [me]

    "Arguing that you do not care about the right to privacy because you have nothing to hide is no different than saying that you do not care about free speech because you have nothing to say."

    "If you were the trophy at the end of a race, I would walk backwards!"
    Judge Judy
    ~
     
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  5. linkjames24

    linkjames24 Versed in the lewd.

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    Two roads diverged in a yellow wood,
    And sorry I could not travel both
    And be one traveler, long I stood
    And looked down one as far as I could
    To where it bent in the undergrowth;

    Then took the other, as just as fair,
    And having perhaps the better claim,
    Because it was grassy and wanted wear;
    Though as for that the passing there
    Had worn them really about the same,

    And both that morning equally lay
    In leaves no step had trodden black.
    Oh, I kept the first for another day!
    Yet knowing how way leads on to way,
    I doubted if I should ever come back.

    I shall be telling this with a sigh
    Somewhere ages and ages hence:
    Two roads diverged in a wood, and I—
    I took the one less traveled by,
    And that has made all the difference.

    By Robert Frost
     
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  6. jamesjordan5224

    jamesjordan5224 Your first time is always over so quickly, isn't it?

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  7. luca65

    luca65 mere brushstrokes on a portrait of ash

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    what would you do for a wish? i'd fullfil one a snippet from a rant about fate which spiralled into my rant about carpet bombing a city with napalm for a wish
     
  8. mizzet

    mizzet Connoisseur.

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    "How the worth of a few lives pales before such greater goods! What is three, two lives, one life weighed against the world?! The world is nothing! Nothing!! Why couldn't we see this, you and I?! We burn the present for the sake of a brighter future and act surprised when all it holds is ash!!" - Forge, Paranatural
     
  9. shadowdice

    shadowdice Connoisseur.

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    My Players in VTM: When an anime nun asks us to come inside, we run

    Me: as you run away, you realize that the nun had an Adam’s apple and a few other signs of masculinity

    the storyline deals with people who follow the teachings of Vampire Constantinople and a flesh crafting vampire sect there was into androgyny and literally fusing male and female together. Despite two being in a similar cult and working for someone involved in it, they never actually delved into that

    Players: So it is because God is above gender

    Me: That might be how the Polish vampire boy dressed as a nun explains it while having his choir of revenants use blood magic to enhance their performance infront of crucified hermaphrodite jesus
     
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  10. MadGreenSon

    MadGreenSon Verified Devil Tiger, The Childish Yandere

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    Oh yeah, I remember Myca Vykos too.
     
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  11. shadowdice

    shadowdice Connoisseur.

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    It wasn’t Myca Vykos in this case

    i forget if Vykos is Transylvanian, German or something else

    the players unleashed a Tzimisce Methuselah of the Dracon’s bloodline (that diableried up to there in the wars between OGAnarchs and Elders while on the elders side) upon Chicago so they ended up with a lot of non-sabbat Tzimisce that ape Constantinople and follow either the path of the archangel or divinity within

    Vykos’s background is similar, though his involved pseudo-satanism and bacchanalias
     
  12. MadGreenSon

    MadGreenSon Verified Devil Tiger, The Childish Yandere

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    Still, Tzimice and their associates are like that. They push, pull, spindle, and mutate all boundaries.
     
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  13. Treble

    Treble Experienced.

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    I have two, which I somewhat like.

    " They treat me like a fox, a cunning fellow (Schlaukopf) of the first rank. But the truth is that with a gentleman I am always a gentleman and a half, and when I have to do with a pirate, I try to be a pirate and a half."
    -Bismarck, of course.

    "Propaganda is to a democracy what the bludgeon is to a totalitarian state"
    -Noam Chomsky
     
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  14. luca65

    luca65 mere brushstrokes on a portrait of ash

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    What in the shoggoth-flavored Mexican Dalek HELL are you talking about?!

    a random post from vyor in sb
     
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  15. luca65

    luca65 mere brushstrokes on a portrait of ash

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    “I do not give a hell, god has plunged me into this world” from this masterpiece
     
  16. KnightofMor

    KnightofMor Do not fear the Dark, Fear what dwells in it.

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    "Use of unnecessary violence in the apprehension of The Blues Brother... has been approved."
    -Police Dispatcher, The Blues Brothers (Film)
     
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  17. Frescko

    Frescko Queen of Silver

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    “Well… Fuck” -Unkown
     
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  18. LuxStella

    LuxStella Know what you're doing yet?

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    "See detachment is the most important part, the trick lies in not even considering them as people, just talking animals at best"

    Fits both in a WH40K and a Omni-man, Homelander point of view.
     
  19. Potates

    Potates Degenerate Spud

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    "It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That is not a weakness. That is life." -Captain Jean-Luc Picard

    "Being weak is nothing to be ashamed of...Staying weak is” - Yuki Tabata
     
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  20. Lance crasher

    Lance crasher Strengthen your wills brother

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    "if you're worried about writing crack the wrong way that much why not just go all out to full on cocaine my dude"
     
  21. Alray12

    Alray12 The uneducated one

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    "...will we be happy if we have each other?(...)Nothing against you but this relationship start with lie, it will be our foundation. I don't know about you but that sound like a shitty thing to have."

    "I have the mean to take what i want, but the thing is do i have the right for it?"
     
  22. ThePoarter

    ThePoarter Not too sore, are you?

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    " Do or Don't. There is no otherwise"

    "You gotta live your day like you want to life your life"

    "Gods by definition are not absolute or benevolent"

    "Real reform only happens when revolution is the viable alternative"
     
  23. Berossus

    Berossus May Contain Evil (and nuts)

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    "You can't consent to being a pizza." - SsethTzeench (sort of)

    "Why is Pathology now a giant spinning meat Elmo?"
     
  24. Lance crasher

    Lance crasher Strengthen your wills brother

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    "every Arabic exam is going to be a game of luck since nobody understand what the question is or what the answer is about anyway"
     
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  25. Alray12

    Alray12 The uneducated one

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    Oh god... My trauma
     
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  26. Lance crasher

    Lance crasher Strengthen your wills brother

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    i never would've thought I'll find someone on this site to relate with the horrible thing called Arabic exam

    seriously that shit feels harder than math

    Tax:
    "Hey anything is possible in the multiverse even if it's horrible and disgusting as fuck"
     
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  27. Alray12

    Alray12 The uneducated one

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    The funny thing is, The Arabic exam that i accidently take happen when i'm doing my TOEFL exam. It just suddenly given by the administrator and all participant other than me look ready to ace it.

    I am the only one who came only for the TOEFL.

    Tax: " just because you can doesn't mean you should, idiot. Now put that thing away!"
     
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  28. Berossus

    Berossus May Contain Evil (and nuts)

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    Discord is a wonderful place for out-of-context quotes, many of which I love for the amusement derived from them.

    "OwO, her vagina is actually a bear traaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAUGH!"

    "I go outside for like 15 minutes and I'm sweatier than a pedo in a nursery wtf"

    "Hrnnng I'm trying to commit war crimes but I'm so thicc, that the clap of my ass cheeks keeps alerting the UN"

    "I thought they abolished all Hitlers"

    "Can I shove your wallet up my ass?"
    "Only if I can fish it out with my tongue"
     
  29. HalasterBlackcloak

    HalasterBlackcloak Getting some practice in, huh?

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    Better to walk as outcast, rather than kneel in chains of acceptance.
     
  30. Lance crasher

    Lance crasher Strengthen your wills brother

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    "CAN'T THERE JUST BE MORE FLESHY MERGING WOMAN IN ANIME I NEED IT!!!" a bit exaggerated but i made this quote after finding my favorite fetish and realizing there are not many of it