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favorite quotes or quotes you created yourself

Discussion in 'General' started by luca65, Jul 3, 2020.

  1. iamnuff

    iamnuff Connoisseur.

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    Man, I love a good villain.
    It's not enough to be petty, black-hearted and mean.
    You've got to have gravitas, you've got to have style.

    There's something about a villain who knows that their whole deal is probably futile, but they're going to continue anyway because that's who they are and what they do.
    You don't just give up,
    And when you're done? When you're tool old and too tired and too ruined by your own devices to keep continue on? You pass on that vitriol and that hatred down to the next generation of madmen and lunatics who think that they can fight the whole world and win.

    Because maybe that encouragement will let them succeed where you failed.

     
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  2. razer666L

    razer666L Reaper Primal Avatar

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    "The lines between good and evil blur when we're looking at people we know." -- (Paragon) Commander Shepard, Mass Effect 2
     
  3. Lance crasher

    Lance crasher Oy paul!

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    this quote is related to the one i posted previously here regarding my dislike for Arabic but this one is back in middle school which is the time where I'm not chill

    "Arabic exam will become a game of luck and guessing because nobody know what the question is even about and you don't have enough time to think of an answer as you'll be too busy translating oh i don't know 50 FUCKING QUESTION AND ALL OF IT IN FUCKING ARABIC!!!

    abcd? don't FUCKING because you'll be busy translating that as well!!"
     
  4. MadGreenSon

    MadGreenSon Verified Devil Tiger, The Childish Yandere

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    A bit of indulgence of my withered ego

     
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  5. G.A. Kyoki

    G.A. Kyoki Randys irresponsible handler

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    "It appears the Hutt Cartel is having a stand-off with the Dark Eldar."
    - My friend who mods X-Com too much

    "I stormed the Vatican and beheaded the Pope like the good Christian I am."
    - A different friend, describing how he plays Crusader Kings
     
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  6. MadGreenSon

    MadGreenSon Verified Devil Tiger, The Childish Yandere

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    It could be more Crusader Kings; the Pope could have been a horse.
     
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  7. shadowdice

    shadowdice Connoisseur.

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    I mean

    protestantism
     
  8. otoshi17Good

    otoshi17Good Lurker

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    I was daydreaming in a generic nigh-omnipotent power fantasy when one of my characters said to me:
    "Just because you can do it doesn't mean that you should"(The most generic quote but when you are thinking in a nigh-omnipotent scale you kinda forget it)
    I already had thought about that quote but while fan-wanking from Nasuverse a Type Galaxy and "waking up" the whole Milky Way Galaxy and the Trillions of deaths that it would generate with the new Galactic Phantasmal Beasts I kinda stopped daydreaming and went to sleep.
     
  9. Andy333

    Andy333 Versed in the lewd.

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    I'm not mad you used your father's connections to get the part, Half the people in hollywood are either related, fucking, or both. I'm just pissed that you don't have the decency to admit it. But that would ruin your image as the poor, oppressed little girl trying to break the glass ceiling all alone, wouldn't it? That you needed daddy's money to succeed.
     
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  10. Rivan9000

    Rivan9000 Versed in the lewd.

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    "War is when the old and bitter trick the young and stupid into killing each other."
     
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  11. BastOfTheXV

    BastOfTheXV Ave Imperator! Remember Prospero!

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    If you would wield magic's power, you must be willing to pay magic's price. By me, original fantasy setting.
     
  12. Ragnarok

    Ragnarok Well worn.

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    Faye: "Scatter my ashes on the highest mountain in the Realms"
    Kratos: "Instructions unclear, killed 3 gods and kickstarted Ragnarok"
     
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  13. UnknownGIND

    UnknownGIND Actual plot and World-building enthusiast

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    "If two pregnant women fight, it's kind of like two babies having a mecha battle" ~ a Pop Team Epic meme.

    "Technically we've all kicked a pregnant woman at least once" ~Youtube comments

    "He's outta line, but he's right" ~ Falcon

    "Just because you're correct doesn't mean you're right" ~ Shirou Emiya

    It's like all of them are responding to each other and ended up with two response.
     
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  14. Ragnarok

    Ragnarok Well worn.

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    "Harry, you must rock the fuck out."
    -Dumbledore

    "Is it a sin, should a man feel like faggarting a sun or a thousand? Why should the suns heave through the void, if not to be skewer't bypon ourn fagpoles?"
    -Dumblecop

    ""I am no longer Scrumblegort." The ancient man dropped some of the planets he was juggling. "The worlds have shifted. I am Dumblecop, of the Darkmeal."
    -Dumblecop, formerly Scrumblegort

    "How does Ronnie Ron taste, master?"
    Harry spat out an eyeball. "Like some kid with eyes."
    -Dobby and Harry Potter
     
  15. UnknownGIND

    UnknownGIND Actual plot and World-building enthusiast

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    "My IQ is the highest among all Reddit"
    ~ SsethTzeentach

    "That's not saying much"
    ~ Max0r

    Source: An Incorrect Summary of Elden Ring | Part 1 by Max0r
     
  16. mizzet

    mizzet Connoisseur.

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    *Blinks*

    Isn't that a bit like walking up to someone with a shiny, red nose, shoes approximately 20 sizes too large and a green, garish wig before calling them a clown?
     
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  17. SerpentEmperor

    SerpentEmperor Not too sore, are you?

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    "Patriotism is when you win the revolution. Treason is when you lose" By Myself
     
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  18. david7

    david7 Your first time is always over so quickly, isn't it?

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  19. UnknownGIND

    UnknownGIND Actual plot and World-building enthusiast

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    Seeing a comments that saying "It's Literally Me!" in a "Literally Me" Youtube video.

    "You guys aren't Travis Bickle, Tyler Durden/"Jack", The Driver, or Officer K/Joe. You guys are just Patrick Bateman"
     
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  20. Doctor Blood

    Doctor Blood The horror! The horror! Moderator

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    "If I may play the devil's avacado for a moment..."

    "My girlfriend is like the square root of -100. A solid ten, but also imaginary."

    "A student who changes the course of history is probably taking an exam."

    "I went to Theodicy-con 2017 and all I got was this lousy t-shirt and I don't understand why a just god would allow this to happen"

    "I think I have solved theodicy.

    In project management there is an iron law: “Cheap, fast, good. Choose two.”

    The world is cheap – God bought it for merely two coins. The world is fast – God made it in a week with a day to spare. Thus, the world can’t be very good." --Jacob
     
  21. John_Oakman

    John_Oakman Come touch my hentai machine

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    "Только разве подвластен науке Восток"

    A very useful bit of advice to any isekai protag and SI really.
     
  22. Doctor Blood

    Doctor Blood The horror! The horror! Moderator

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    "But is the East subject to science?"

    Going to need some context on that one.

    They say the pen is mightier than the sword, even though it takes a
    lot more accuracy to kill someone with a single blow using a biro.
    -- Doghead Thirteen

    They looked into the abyss, and the abyss said "Sweet Jesus".
    -- Anon

    By trying we can easily learn to endure adversity. Another man's, I mean.
    -- Mark Twain

    Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
    -- Mark Twain

    It is by the fortune of God that, in this country, we have three benefits:
    freedom of speech, freedom of thought, and the wisdom never to use either.
    -- Mark Twain

    The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.
    --Jack Handey

    To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kinda scary. I've
    wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I
    went to the circus and a clown killed my dad.
    --Jack Handey

    Should array indices start at 0 or 1? My compromise of 0.5 was
    rejected without, I thought, proper consideration.
    -- Stan Kelly-Bootle
     
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  23. John_Oakman

    John_Oakman Come touch my hentai machine

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    "The East refuse to submit to science." song lyrics from this cheerful song:
     
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  24. Laxard

    Laxard I trust you know where the happy button is?

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    Run! Run! It's them! Humans! Humans invided us once again! (By lowly imp in Hell dimension in one of my unpublished stories).
     
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  25. UnknownGIND

    UnknownGIND Actual plot and World-building enthusiast

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    "Being elevated to sapience by the USSR"
    - Some random Indonesian Chad

     
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  26. Chessmen

    Chessmen Getting some practice in, huh?

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    Elucina! We are fighting the end of the land of the dead! Enough!”

    Khelta cried out, but the Rebel of String raised her sword. She aimed it at Roshal’s ghosts, and an army flocked to her. Freed [Slaves], the [Rebels] and chainbreakers of every age. The Rebel of String shouted.
    “Even at the end of the world, I will not join hands with those who enslave others. If all will fade away—I will see Roshal die first, screaming. Never again! CHARGE.
    -The Rebel of String, Elucina
     
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  27. Chaos Fantasy

    Chaos Fantasy Versed in the lewd.

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    "My bussy got cucked by my mouth"

    -quote i just made up two minutes ago.
     
  28. UnknownGIND

    UnknownGIND Actual plot and World-building enthusiast

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    “When you did this good of a job at working on something this is your reward, you get nitpicked”
    - Johnathan Ferguson
     
  29. MadGreenSon

    MadGreenSon Verified Devil Tiger, The Childish Yandere

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  30. MadGreenSon

    MadGreenSon Verified Devil Tiger, The Childish Yandere

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