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Fluff Ghetto (fluffy RP containment thread)

Who is best floofer?

  • Kitteh

    Votes: 27 42.2%

  • Pupper

    Votes: 6 9.4%

  • Tanuki

    Votes: 11 17.2%

  • Honey Badger

    Votes: 7 10.9%

  • Squrl

    Votes: 2 3.1%

  • Cousin It

    Votes: 2 3.1%

  • Nigella Lawson

    Votes: 5 7.8%

  • Eigenket of the Hamiltonian

    Votes: 1 1.6%

  • Wombat

    Votes: 1 1.6%

  • Koala

    Votes: 2 3.1%
  • Total voters
    64
The rustic divinity looked down intently at the ancient hound, his gaze carrying a weight beyond that of any mortal man.

There was a bright flash and a snap, before the ferrility god returned the incongruous smartphone to its place in his loincloth.

"As you were, mutt" he said, before languidly sauntering off.
 
Priapus said:
The rustic divinity looked down intently at the ancient hound, his gaze carrying a weight beyond that of any mortal man.

There was a bright flash and a snap, before the ferrility god returned the incongruous smartphone to its place in his loincloth.

"As you were, mutt" he said, before languidly sauntering off.
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The noble hound waits for a moment to see if God is looking. A snap of the jaws later and the morsel... doesn't take it's rightful place in the hound's gullet. Instead it rolls awkwardly off to the side.

No matter, for the hound is wise and experienced, and some masterful flailing sees the treat hit the floor where it is vulnerable and open to attack. Moments later, an application of brutally efficient fangs sends the morsel to its final fate... Well, mostly final – in a few hours, the hound may get another chance at it. It depends how closely any of the Gods are paying attention.

A few crumbs are scattered in the carpet, and the hound has nothing better to do. He farts (as is his right and duty), and settles in to lick the floor clean.
 
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WarpVortex said:
I demand Foxes be added to the poll, Priapus!
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Mostly because I can neither add any more options, nor remove any existing ones.
 
TheBleachDoctor said:
HISS
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Alas, the carpet is now devoid of crumbs. There does seem to be something stuck in the fur of a passing mouse-chaser, however.

The noble spaniel considers the situation. Felines are tricky. In one moment they're all cuddles and fluff, and the next they're hissing, clawed monstrosities... This one seems unsettled. The scents of the morsels stuck in its fur are quite tantalising, however — coppery and fresh.

After a moment of indecision, the wise spaniel comes to a realisation. The purr-y ones take great pleasure in being cleaned. It's only right, then — after all, he'll be doing it a favour!

*Spaniel Licks the Kitty*
 
*Pours Mario Mix into a cake tin, and puts it in the oven*

*Leaves woodsn spoon and mixing bown on floor for teh floofers*
 
Splodge said:
Alas, the carpet is now devoid of crumbs. There does seem to be something stuck in the fur of a passing mouse-chaser, however.

The noble spaniel considers the situation. Felines are tricky. In one moment they're all cuddles and fluff, and the next they're hissing, clawed monstrosities... This one seems unsettled. The scents of the morsels stuck in its fur are quite tantalising, however — coppery and fresh.

After a moment of indecision, the wise spaniel comes to a realisation. The purr-y ones take great pleasure in being cleaned. It's only right, then — after all, he'll be doing it a favour!

*Spaniel Licks the Kitty*
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The kitten is glad that the dog knows its place as the servant of felines, and allows it to lick.
 
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