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TheMidnightRook said:
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Good. People are not clueless. I do hope Sir Attenborough makes it to 100 healthy, as that would be a great century to look back on.
evildice said:
"Oops, it looks like he came inside. This might be the start of a happy little accident."
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There is a tabletop game setting that features a religion called the "Happy Little Accidents". They worship Boss Rob. And their priests can conjure things from paintings and drawings they make.
 
Well, that's a downer. I was checking out some Ranma crossovers on ff.net, when I found this guy.
https://www.fanfiction.net/u/589288/?a=b
He updated his profile in early 2021, though, so he might still be alive. If so, I hope he got that liver transplant he needs.
 
There's a homeless tramp sleeping on the street next to my house. I don't even know if I can call the police, but this is just making me really uncomfortable.
 
Feed it. If a dog is homeless it needs food. If you're talking about a homeless dude, on the other hand…

Feed him a sandwich, earn his trust, get a living security system.
 
GhostHaxStomp said:
Feed it. If a dog is homeless it needs food. If you're talking about a homeless dude, on the other hand…

Feed him a sandwich, earn his trust, get a living security system.
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Yes, I'm talking about a man. Hence me calling him a tramp.

And no, I don't want him to stay.
 
Treble said:
And no, I don't want him to stay.
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Challenge him to single combat.

Buy him a bus ticket.

Stick him in your trunk and drop him off 4 hours away.

Call the cops.

Hit him with a brick while he sleeps.

Call the HOA, if there is one.

Talk to your neighbors and get their help.

He's homeless and you, presumably, have a home. There's no shortage of options here.
 
Treble said:
Yes, I'm talking about a man. Hence me calling him a tramp.

And no, I don't want him to stay.
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Be American about it. He's both poor and homeless, which means that, by definition, he's a bad person. Just call the cops and go full Karen to get them to drag the evil bastard away.
 
Called a praying mantis a dumbass today. There's at least one (possibly more, might be multiple generations by now) on our porch most mornings, taking advantage of our porch light pulling prey.

Today I arrived home (I work nights) and found it with its head stuck in the door, between the frame and the door next to the lower deadbolt. I gently poked its leg and it had a hell of a time extracting itself, but it did. Got up after hitting the ground and seemed fine.

I called it a dumbass and went through the door, quickly so the cats wouldn't have a chance to grab at it.
 
Scygnus said:
Called a praying mantis a dumbass today. There's at least one (possibly more, might be multiple generations by now) on our porch most mornings, taking advantage of our porch light pulling prey.

Today I arrived home (I work nights) and found it with its head stuck in the door, between the frame and the door next to the lower deadbolt. I gently poked its leg and it had a hell of a time extracting itself, but it did. Got up after hitting the ground and seemed fine.

I called it a dumbass and went through the door, quickly so the cats wouldn't have a chance to grab at it.
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I had to fish a bird out of a bug trap it had gotten its foot caught in the fan. This isn't the first time a bug trap has caught a birb, and let it hop away.
 
Does anyone else think it's weird that it's illegal to sell colloidal silver despite it being used as a relatively effective medicine for centuries because drinking it turns your skin blue, but not cigarettes when they're packed with numerous known poisons and carginogens?
 
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Hyp3rB14d3 said:
Does anyone else think it's weird that it's illegal to sell colloidal silver because drinking it turns your skin blue, but not cigarettes when they're packed with numerous known poisons and carginogens?
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If that's all the negative health effects of colloidal silver, yes, that is weird.

For that matter it's just as weird that marijuana is illegal and cigarettes aren't, for similar reasons :p

I know those reasons though: it's too easy to grow.
 
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