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I almost feel like I should put up my own Friend Code...
Ah, but the only 5* I've leveled is Karna, so...
 
Nanimani said:
I almost feel like I should put up my own Friend Code...
Ah, but the only 5* I've leveled is Karna, so...
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I know you're talking about fate, but this played in my head then:
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To be honest, i live in a sad world where level53 is underlevelled...

but yeah. He and Santa and Kiritsugu are my next level frenzy servants.
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Wait, Santa is a heroic spirit? What are his noble phantasms? Elvish Sweatshops and Rudolph tye Rednose Reindeer?
 
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Itaywex said:
>_>

God dammit, Nasu.

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*Looks at stage 4 Iri character design*

GOD DAMMIT, NASU!
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Yeah, that's not the best. Well, Medea Lily does what she does better, so eh.
 
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Nanimani said:
Yeah, that's not the best. Well, Medea Lily does what she does better, so eh.
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You should spoiler that picture, it's not really safe for work (which is a part what I'm complaining about).

I mean, the only sexualized servant I remember from FSN/FZ was Rider, and even she wasn't that bad.

Also, how the hell Kiritsugu and Iri are servants?

This is EMIYA's shtick, dammit!
 
Now that the Gacha has loosened its cruel mercenary grip upon me (the Super Success Meme has failed me for the last time god damn it), I'm back to working on Path to Power

Finally.

Also thinking of starting up a Quest based on all that shit I had written up for Fate/Extra Star. Gonna call it Fate/Extraneous or something.
 
kinglugia said:
Waver is Servant by virtue of being possessed by Zhugeliang.
Kiritsugu and Iris, however, probably involve some sort of theoretical Kaleidoscopic bullshit. :V
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Iri is technically not a Servant. That's actually the Dress of Heaven sublimated as a Servant. In essence, the soul of the Zero Grail, so to speak. Kiritsugu? He got made a Counter Guardian after death, likely cause of his wish, and is now quite LITERALLY the universes bitch, and he hates it.

Oh, and Angra Mainyu popped out of the Grail to say hi. I pity anyone who goes into that fight without knowing his gimmick, it's a certain wipe.
 
Gavelkind is love gavelkind is life.

Primogeniture can go to hell, as can elective.

Long live gavelkind.
 
NekoNekoBoy
Well, okay, no drama but a plan that my childhood friend made to blackmail me backfired so hard that it turned into blackmail of her. I'd tell the entire story but I have no idea how much I'd get away with saying here.
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Can you regale us with the tale of the blackmail fail, here where you can get away with saying most anything?
 
So I picked up a machete yesterday to deal with absurd overgrowth in my backyard from the rainy season

And I dont think Ive ever felt more at home in my life than the hour and a half I spent hacking through a wheatfield sized yard of weeds.

I may have a problem.
 
TehChron said:
So I picked up a machete yesterday to deal with absurd overgrowth in my backyard from the rainy season

And I dont think Ive ever felt more at home in my life than the hour and a half I spent hacking through a wheatfield sized yard of weeds.

I may have been away from the jungle for too long.
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FTFY. :p

In seriousness, though, I at least find that manual labour, especially after periods of not doing much of it, is quite satisfying, especially if done for oneself. Doubly so if it involves destroying something that oughtn't be there.
 
Priapus said:
FTFY. :p

In seriousness, though, I at least find that manual labour, especially after periods of not doing much of it, is quite satisfying, especially if done for oneself. Doubly so if it involves destroying something that oughtn't be there.
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Triply so because of that machete
 
Priapus said:
FTFY. :p

In seriousness, though, I at least find that manual labour, especially after periods of not doing much of it, is quite satisfying, especially if done for oneself. Doubly so if it involves destroying something that oughtn't be there.
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I can relate to this. Sawing through a log was tiring, but it also felt good, knowing that I helped break it down into smaller, more burnable pieces.
 
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NekoNekoBoy
Can you regale us with the tale of the blackmail fail, here where you can get away with saying most anything?
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Alright, sit back a sec as this fluffy tail regale the tale of well, porn.

Note that any image reference of her is not to scale, as she hate's dresses with a passion.

It all stared..... Uh, give me a second mister. Um, um......

I forget.

BUT BASICALLY, all you need to know is that me and my childhood friend? We got bored. So bored that we started an SI, though really it felt more like an RPG with me as the GM for me. So, yeah, that was a thing....

Until a few days ago when we got into an argument. See basically, she is a lazy and terrible person and just told me straight to my face "I'm lazy, you do my character for me" which kinda struck me hard as a writer. So we got into a fight , threw names around, until I had an idea.

"IF YOU DON'T STOP BEING AN IDIOT WITH A BRAIN THE SIZE IF A PSoENAUT I WILL WRITE PORN AND IT IS FUCKING CANON."

And she didn't, thinking I was bluffing.

I don't bluff about writing.

So I sucked my embarrassment up, had her character go to the nearest wall, and then start fingering herself for no reason.

And instead of acting shocked she just has this tone through fucking test and messages me.


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"Oh no go on, this makes good blackmail material."
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WELL YOU KNOW WHAT?! FUCK OFF, I'VE HAD ENOUGH WITH YOUR SHIT.

This isn't the first time she's tried to blackmail me.

So the next day I go to school and apparently she doesn't know the concept of blackmail as she goes around telling all my friends that I wrote porn of her and then showing them a screen shot of it. Without context.

Well at the end of that day she and another of my female friends show up when I'm about to take a nap (Which is something I'm not providing context for) and started waving a screen shot of I in my face and going like "We saw it!".

Bitches.

At that moment my fucks to give went to 0 and I pulled up my phone and texted the other girl that I have no regrets and that I don't really care.

Her reaction was of course, standard for someone like her.

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"You don't regret that."
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Right, well, yeah. I just truly didn't care anymore. And what made it worse is that she just tried bringing it up at every opportunity I was there and I just pulled it into context the worse way possible. Namely, telling people that "She asked for it." And "She was disappointed when I stopped writing it". Eventually people realized that it wasn't blackmail of me, it was blackmail of her and of course began to build a case to hammer that in. Eventually it just got to the point where she was pretty much begging people to stop talking about it. Though not before I managed to get a few chuckles of my own at her.
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"Where did you even learn those terms anyway?"

"I took biology class."

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"BIOLOGY CLASS DOESN'T TEACH FINGERING!!"

"Not with that attitude it doesn't!"
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And that's the story on how I managed to one up her and get the title of Master Writer among my friends. Wow that was long.

Now if you'll excuse me I have to rage at my family for not telling me we had a cookie stash.​
 
NekoNekoBoy said:
It all stared..... Uh, give me a second mister. Um, um......
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My other guise is twisted and fiendish, if that helps. :V


NekoNekoBoy said:
Right, well, yeah. I just truly didn't care anymore.
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There is a power to be had in apathy, and a freedom. You are no more beholden to the opinions of others, and they cannot use them to control you.

I mean, people can still control you to some extent by limiting or framing your options, or by more aggressive forms of coercion, but that's not something your average schmuck can pull off.

Meh, I've had a long day, I don't have to make sense if. I don't want to.

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"BIOLOGY CLASS DOESN'T TEACH FINGERING!!"

"Not with that attitude it doesn't!"
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:D

Thank you for following through on that. As always your life never fails to entertain.

I'd say we corrupted you, but you haven't been here long or deep enough for that really. So perhaps you have always been one of us.

I am curious, though, did you ever patch things up with her or did you truly fall out over it?
 
Harem protagonist-
NekoNekoBoy said:
Well at the end of that day she and another of my female friends show up when I'm about to take a nap (Which is something I'm not providing context for) and started waving a screen shot of I in my face and going like "We saw it!".
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Intensifies!
 
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