(setgirls) Queen of the Loony North
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Harry Leferts/Kiyone4ever Crosspost 5
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Queen of the Loony North
Tirpitz looked over her quarters carefully. Here lurked danger. She didn't know where the enemy was but they were here. The empty tray of kippers in the livingroom attested to this. It was only fair to let them have their snack before starting the game.
Behind the sofa would be too easy. Check it anyway. That's how we play the game. Naturally, no X-craft lurked there. On to the kitchen then. Tirpitz doing a quick check, opening and slamming the oven door quickly just in case but all was clear so Tirpitz set four cups on the table and pulled down a bottle from her liquor cabinet and filled the cups, then returning the bottle to the cabinet She then reached for a tin of biscuits and took one out and walked up the stairs to her bedroom.
Turning on the light to her bedroom, she smiled and walked over to her nightstand, withdrawing a rat trap from the drawer and loaded a biscuit on it and slid it under her bed. Tirpitz didn't have long before the *SNAP!*
"Oy! That stings!" X-3 cried out indignantly from under the bed.
"You know I heated the spring in that thing. It won't do any real damage. Now come out. I caught you fair."
X-3 slid out from under the bed muttering. "That wasn't cricket you know."
"You'll get over it. Now the sooner I find your sisters, the sooner you can have some more biscuits."
"This time without the rat trap!"
"Of course! Now... Where are your sisters hiding?"
"Search me." X-3 shrugged.
"Well, It may come to that but first..." Tirpitz checked the bath. "At least try...." Tirpitz sighed seeing her tub filled with bubble bath and a bendy straw lurking among the bubbles. Tirpitz placed her hand on the straw, covering the hole. Frantically, X-2 leaped out of the water.
"Nutter!"
"You weren't even trying," Tirpitz answered in non-apology. "Come on, I just need to find X-1. It looks like we're finally getting orders!"
"Well! Why didn't ye say so?" X-1 exclaimed sticking her head out from the air vent.
"Come on out of there then," Miss Tirpitz von Windsor smiled. "I have schnapps poured for us!"
A/N Tirpitz and her band of stalkers are from "Above Us The Waves" produced at Pinewood studios in 1955. Poor Tirpitz is a very confused English girl who thinks she's German.
And the next Kiyone4ever crosspost:
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Queen of the Loony North
Tirpitz looked over her quarters carefully. Here lurked danger. She didn't know where the enemy was but they were here. The empty tray of kippers in the livingroom attested to this. It was only fair to let them have their snack before starting the game.
Behind the sofa would be too easy. Check it anyway. That's how we play the game. Naturally, no X-craft lurked there. On to the kitchen then. Tirpitz doing a quick check, opening and slamming the oven door quickly just in case but all was clear so Tirpitz set four cups on the table and pulled down a bottle from her liquor cabinet and filled the cups, then returning the bottle to the cabinet She then reached for a tin of biscuits and took one out and walked up the stairs to her bedroom.
Turning on the light to her bedroom, she smiled and walked over to her nightstand, withdrawing a rat trap from the drawer and loaded a biscuit on it and slid it under her bed. Tirpitz didn't have long before the *SNAP!*
"Oy! That stings!" X-3 cried out indignantly from under the bed.
"You know I heated the spring in that thing. It won't do any real damage. Now come out. I caught you fair."
X-3 slid out from under the bed muttering. "That wasn't cricket you know."
"You'll get over it. Now the sooner I find your sisters, the sooner you can have some more biscuits."
"This time without the rat trap!"
"Of course! Now... Where are your sisters hiding?"
"Search me." X-3 shrugged.
"Well, It may come to that but first..." Tirpitz checked the bath. "At least try...." Tirpitz sighed seeing her tub filled with bubble bath and a bendy straw lurking among the bubbles. Tirpitz placed her hand on the straw, covering the hole. Frantically, X-2 leaped out of the water.
"Nutter!"
"You weren't even trying," Tirpitz answered in non-apology. "Come on, I just need to find X-1. It looks like we're finally getting orders!"
"Well! Why didn't ye say so?" X-1 exclaimed sticking her head out from the air vent.
"Come on out of there then," Miss Tirpitz von Windsor smiled. "I have schnapps poured for us!"
A/N Tirpitz and her band of stalkers are from "Above Us The Waves" produced at Pinewood studios in 1955. Poor Tirpitz is a very confused English girl who thinks she's German.