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IRC shenanigans

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I gotta ask, but has the IRC ever gone into full out lewdbanaza before?

Cuz let me tell you, I found people fucking in an IRC before (Linked via SFW site, which was lulzy) and it was... it was a hoot, let me tell yu I had agood laugh before I drowned in bleach.

But thats getting off topic.
 
Nah, never. There are some light, spontaneous RP here and there, but never that far.

Well. Not without invitation, at least.
 
Never seen a orgy rp before, that would be a sight to see.
 
Sublime said:
I gotta ask, but has the IRC ever gone into full out lewdbanaza before?

Cuz let me tell you, I found people fucking in an IRC before (Linked via SFW site, which was lulzy) and it was... it was a hoot, let me tell yu I had agood laugh before I drowned in bleach.

But thats getting off topic.
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You remind me, I need to hop on IRC again, I've left my bouncer inactive in the QQ channel as I'm too lazy to login again. :3
 
20:43:09 <kinkrow> we're shooting the shit in the nasu thread
20:43:28 <kinkrow> and bitching about how the mobile protagonists were generic SI fodder
20:43:40 <kinkrow> but at least had neat designs
20:44:03 <kinkrow> before the anime skipped the vastly more popular female character for the male as the anime lead
20:44:15 <kinkrow> and made him VISUALLY GENERC
20:44:21 <kinkrow> like, wtf
20:44:27 <kinkrow> he didn't look bad
20:44:34 <kinkrow> he didn't even look stunning
20:44:59 <•Garahs> people would complain about how the lead looked no matter what they went with
20:45:26 <•ReinZero> ^
20:45:38 <kinkrow> No, I mean
20:45:50 <kinkrow> his hair has been straightened
20:45:56 <kinkrow> and his eyes are narrow
20:46:07 <kinkrow> and he isn't smiling in the promotional art
20:46:12 <•Garahs> and?
20:46:17 <•ReinZero> diff artist?
20:46:52 <kinkrow> he's just like... "Bluh. I am The Protagonist. Bluh. Pleasure the World and Save the Servants. Bluh."
20:47:05 <kinkrow> i dunno
20:47:15 <kinkrow> i guess i'm just 'that guy' in this case
20:47:48 <•Garahs> the guy isn't a magus. he didn't grow up with the whole "walks with death"
20:47:56 <•ReinZero> ^
20:49:04 — •ReinZero flops away since rein hath been left ignored by the kinkrow
20:49:11 <•ReinZero> Logic (tm)
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20:50:11 <kinkrow> noh
20:50:17 <kinkrow> well yeah
20:50:25 <kinkrow> but he's just blank
20:50:28 <kinkrow> like a board
20:50:31 <kinkrow> with a face
20:50:48 <kinkrow> and a dildo stapled to it for all tantric related need
20:50:53 <kinkrow> he's Plankton
20:50:58 <kinkrow> Dildo Plankton
20:51:10 <kinkrow> Hi Redon2
20:51:15 <kinkrow> no wait
20:51:18 <kinkrow> not plankton
20:51:58 <kinkrow> Staple a dick to Plank https://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/edwikia/images/e/ee/Plank.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20101125042626
20:52:11 <•Garahs> wasn't he thrown face first into a constantly changing situation with no clue as to what was going on, but also any mistake means death?
20:52:11 <kinkrow> And you have the anime GO protagonist
20:52:26 <kinkrow> except without the smile
20:53:04 <•Garahs> because everyone smiles when facing possible extinction
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20:56:23 <Daedelus_Muse> Hey, Lined-up-Fetishes is here!
20:58:57 ⇐ •Latewave quit (~Late@cpe-67-246-33-22.nycap.res.rr.com) Ping timeout: 248 seconds
20:59:08 <•ReinZero> To be fair kinkrow
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20:59:17 <kinkrow> yes?
20:59:24 <•ReinZero> You don't see his expressions in game to stuff
20:59:40 <kinkrow> ehhh
20:59:53 <kinkrow> Mashu hopping around would bring a smile to my face
20:59:55 <kinkrow> o
20:59:57 <kinkrow> o boi
21:00:00 <kinkrow> would i smile
21:00:14 <•ReinZero> kinkrow: while your life is on the line?
21:00:18 <•ReinZero> -_-
21:00:38 <kinkrow> I think you underestimate the sheer power of my libido
21:00:45 <•ReinZero> From the safety of your screen you can mock it. Bu-
21:00:47 <•ReinZero> ...
21:00:51 <kinkrow> And her dress has a panty-window
21:01:00 <kinkrow> even outside of battle
21:01:02 <•ReinZero> In other words, hi there shinji
21:01:25 <kinkrow> listen, bro
21:01:32 <kinkrow> i'm not a rapist
21:01:35 <kinkrow> but yea
21:01:40 <kinkrow> basically shinji
21:01:46 <kinkrow> interested in magic
21:01:56 <kinkrow> salty lacking /access/ to it
21:02:05 <kinkrow> REEEAL INTERESTED IN THE COOTER
21:02:29 <•ReinZero> I never said you were a rapist though?
21:02:33 <kinkrow> yea
21:02:45 <•ReinZero> Which does not mean you wouldn't mind under that circumstances...
21:02:47 <kinkrow> but with shinji it's kinda implied at this point
21:03:14 <kinkrow> Self inserting as Shinji is great
21:03:19 <kinkrow> You aren't inherently OP
21:03:28 <kinkrow> And you don't have to deal with Shinji
21:03:33 <kinkrow> it's like, pure fucking win
21:04:09 <•ReinZero> Cue worms.
21:04:25 <kinkrow> Zouken is an idiot by the way
21:04:44 <kinkrow> "lolol my family specialty is Absorption"
21:04:56 <kinkrow> "what's the best way i could implement this?"
21:05:06 <kinkrow> worms worm worms inside you
21:05:23 <•WingedOne> 21:03:14 <kinkrow> Self inserting as Shinji is great
21:05:23 <•WingedOne> 21:03:19 <kinkrow> You aren't inherently OP
21:05:23 <•WingedOne> 21:03:28 <kinkrow> And you don't have to deal with Shinji
21:05:23 <•WingedOne> 21:03:33 <kinkrow> it's like, pure fucking win
21:05:28 <•WingedOne> Shinji's voice in your head
21:05:30 <•WingedOne> :D
21:05:32 <kinkrow> no
21:05:33 <kinkrow> stahp
21:05:42 — •WingedOne laughs evilly
21:05:47 <•ReinZero> ^
21:06:06 <kinkrow> Shinji speaking casually, 'so, Sakura's looking particularl-'
21:06:17 — •WingedOne punches Shinji in the face
21:06:28 <kinkrow> Krow cutting him off, 'no, bad Shin-chan'
21:06:29 — •WingedOne follows up with a knee to the dick
21:07:00 <•WingedOne> Sorry, reflex
21:07:32 <•WingedOne> Okay, that was a lie. I'm sorry for claiming I was sorry
 
[08:25:32] * UrsaTempest is pondering putting all the porn on git repo.
[08:26:03] <HypoSoc> that feels like you would be abusing git
[08:26:13] <UrsaTempest> Nah, vast majority of my porns are text.
[08:26:36] <HypoSoc> it still feels like sexual harassment
[08:26:48] <UrsaTempest> I suppose I can't deny that.
[08:27:05] <UrsaTempest> but technology is merely a tool, it's up to the master how to use it!
[08:27:08] <HypoSoc> just because your version control system is wearing tight leggings, it does not mean she wants to handle your porn
[08:29:11] <gibbousmoons> Shut up. If it wants to stay installed on such a nice computer it can spread those legs and thank me for the pleasure.
[08:29:46] <thsgrn> wow
[08:30:19] <HypoSoc> I have no adequate response...
 
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11:49:44 Channel mode is +gnst
11:49:45 <•ctcel1986> GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
11:50:03 <•WingedOne> It's true, I've come to ruin everything.
 
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02:16:49 — •YummyFish draws a mustache on WingedOne's butt
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02:17:12 <•YummyFish> * Seru (uid232205@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-jzfhmogzobjnwcpx) has joined
02:17:12 <•YummyFish> * ChanServ gives voice to Seru
02:17:12 <•YummyFish> * YummyFish draws a mustache on WingedOne's butt
02:17:12 <•YummyFish> * Seru has quit (Client Quit)
02:17:14 <•YummyFish> did I cause this
02:17:17 <•YummyFish> :V
02:17:27 <•WingedOne> hahaha
 
Winged One said:
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02:17:12 <•YummyFish> * Seru (uid232205@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-jzfhmogzobjnwcpx) has joined
02:17:12 <•YummyFish> * ChanServ gives voice to Seru
02:17:12 <•YummyFish> * YummyFish draws a mustache on WingedOne's butt
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02:17:14 <•YummyFish> did I cause this
02:17:17 <•YummyFish> :V
02:17:27 <•WingedOne> hahaha
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Phone connection problems.
 
By request:

[20:05] <+HypoSoc> If people hate something so much, why do they write fanfiction for it?
[20:06] == Megaolix [~M@modemcable203.141-203-24.mc.videotron.ca] has joined #questionablequesting
[20:06] * BaileyMatutine blames Megaolix
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[17:44] <+Generic_Generica> ...
[17:44] <+Generic_Generica> Yeah I should probably get back to cooking before I accidentally burn the place down, afk for a bit
[17:44] <+Generic_Generica> Because I can smell something burning right now :V
[17:44] == Generic_Generica has changed nick to AFK_Generica
[17:55] <+Luu_Luu> Arsonist_Generica
[17:55] <+Luu_Luu> :V
[17:57] <@gibbousmoons> Arsonist For Kisses Generica
[17:58] <+ReinZero> Burning_Generica
[17:59] <+ReinZero> asdx11 what about Generic_Arsonist ?
[17:59] <+Luu_Luu> Generic_Generica> Yeah I should probably get back to cooking before I accidentally burn the place down, afk for a bit
[17:59] <+Luu_Luu> joking about them possibly burning the place down
[17:59] <+Luu_Luu> u derp
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Very funny guys.

I didn't actually burn down the kitchen though, so ha!

Ha ha!

... Wait what am I doing if I burned down the house that'd be a horrible thing that's not something I should be celebrating-
 
* Latewave looks at first months rent with glee
<Latewave> Only four hundred
<Latewave> nice
<LeonTrollski> four hundred whats?
<LeonTrollski> 400 pennies isn't much money but 400 bears is a lot of bears.
<thsgrn> bears are a very bad form of currency
<Vyor_Laptop> Fun
<Vyor_Laptop> You mean Fun
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No context required.

Generic_Generica> Imagine a cute girl who's sprawled on the floor
<@•Generic_Generica> Basking in a pool of her own juices
1:57 AM A<+•asdx11> Hi ReinZero
1:57 AM G<@•Generic_Generica> Her eyes are glazed, her hair's mussed and covered in cum
1:57 AM G<@•Generic_Generica> That's me.
1:57 AM R<+•ReinZero> ... what did I miss?
1:57 AM G<@•Generic_Generica> That's me right now.
1:57 AM V<+•VictoriousCoyote> ...
1:57 AM R<+•ReinZero> ...
1:57 AM B<BakaDesu> Anondylar uh
1:57 AM B<BakaDesu> Anondylar I'm not sure what happened myself, REin
1:57 AM L<+•LeonTrollski> ... sounds nice
1:57 AM V— +•VictoriousCoyote pets GenGen extra more
1:58 AM U<@•ultima333> the good stuff, rein
1:58 AM U<@•ultima333> the good stuff
1:58 AM R<+•ReinZero> GG GG then?
1:58 AM G<@•Generic_Generica> GG GG'ed to GG GG GG
1:58 AM A<+•asdx11> I'm fucking posting that to QQ if you don't mind Generic_Generica
 
<@Generic_Generica> Rider isn't my best class though.
12:02 AM That'd be Caster on account of the writing ctcel :V
12:02 AM T<+thsgrn> heh
12:02 AM T<tablet-ctcel> Heh
12:02 AM T<+thsgrn> hmm, yeah, Caster is almost certainly my best class.
12:02 AM G<@Generic_Generica> I'd be an f-lister caster though
12:02 AM T<+thsgrn> which other ones would I even qualify for
12:03 AM G<@Generic_Generica> Berserker's another class I'd qualify for too I suppose
12:03 AM T<tablet-ctcel> Yes but Rider let's us see you blush due to Medusa's outfit :p
12:03 AM G<@Generic_Generica> On account of being an angry little shit when I was-
12:03 AM ...
12:03 AM G— @Generic_Generica blushes
12:03 AM H<+HypoSoc> I writing makes you a caster (or i I somehow got powers from my writing), I could only be Caster
12:03 AM G<@Generic_Generica> I mean I've worn worse before?
12:03 AM T<tablet-ctcel> Yesssss blush moar
12:03 AM G<@Generic_Generica> Wait shit.
12:03 AM Ignore that.
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<tablet-ctcel> .............
12:03 AM G<@Generic_Generica> I didn't wear worse before, ignore that.
12:04 AM V<+Vyor_Laptop> pffft
12:04 AM T— tablet-ctcel grins
12:04 AM G<@Generic_Generica> Oh no.
12:04 AM T<+thsgrn> well there's writing makes you Caster (see also: Shakesphere), surely software engineering also makes you Caster?
12:04 AM V— +Vyor_Laptop is half tempted to log that
12:04 AM G<@Generic_Generica> Don't do it
12:04 AM T<tablet-ctcel> Oh yes
12:04 AM G<@Generic_Generica> Please don't do it.
12:04 AM T<tablet-ctcel> Do eeet
12:04 AM G— @Generic_Generica goes to their knees
12:04 AM G<@Generic_Generica> please no
12:04 AM T<tablet-ctcel> Lewd
12:04 AM T— tablet-ctcel headpats
12:04 AM G<@Generic_Generica> That's not helping goddammit
12:04 AM G— @Generic_Generica sighs
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I did it.
 
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With posting permission from Generic_Generica, no backsies GG :p
03:42 <@Generic_Generica> [22:43] * tablet-ctcel dresses GG up as Kaleido Ruby (Ishtar version)
03:42 <@Generic_Generica> ...
03:42 <+tablet-ctcel> Hey
03:42 <@Generic_Generica> Okay first of all
03:42 <@Generic_Generica> why Ishtar
03:42 <@Generic_Generica> Second of all
03:42 <@Generic_Generica> That wasn't-
03:43 — @Generic_Generica considers their tirade
03:43 <@Generic_Generica> okay it might've been lewder than I was intending
03:43 <@Generic_Generica> fuck
03:43 <+tablet-ctcel> Ishtar is cooler than Rin and cuter too!
03:43 <+VictoriousCoyote> That wasn't you comparing yourself to willingly showing off your body when I recommended it to you?
03:43 — +Latewave sighs
03:43 <@Generic_Generica> Yes now that I'm looking at it
03:43 <@Generic_Generica> it's kind of like
03:43 <@Generic_Generica> uh
03:43 <+Anon-sleepy> https://i.imgur.com/YeOAmQB.jpg
03:43 <@Generic_Generica> [22:44] <+tablet-ctcel> Ishtar is cooler than Rin and cuter too!
03:43 <@Generic_Generica> She literally holds a tablet
03:43 <@Generic_Generica> That says
03:44 <@Generic_Generica> "I'm a useless goddess"
03:44 <+tablet-ctcel> Also Magical Girl GG sounds hilarious
03:44 <@Generic_Generica> She's a klutz and-
03:44 <@Generic_Generica> Oh
03:44 <@Generic_Generica> Oooh
03:44 <@Generic_Generica> Oh goddammit
03:44 <+VictoriousCoyote> Does she?
03:44 <@Generic_Generica> Oh goddammit I see what you were doing now
03:44 <+ZipLopz> Because she lost the Bull of Heaven.
03:44 <@Generic_Generica> Oh goddammit I SEE
03:44 <+tablet-ctcel> Yes but she's still cute
03:44 <+tablet-ctcel> And a Tsundere
03:44 <@Generic_Generica> ... Yeah she is isn't she~
03:44 — @Generic_Generica coughs
03:44 <+ZipLopz> Only good for fanservice. :p
03:44 <@Generic_Generica> I mean, it's not like I like characters like that or anything
03:44 <@Generic_Generica> That'd be ridiculous
03:44 <@Generic_Generica> ...
03:44 — @Generic_Generica parses what they just typed
03:44 <@Generic_Generica> SHIT
03:44 — +ZipLopz cackles
03:45 <@Generic_Generica> Yeah yeah
03:45 <@Generic_Generica> laugh it up
03:45 <+tablet-ctcel> HAHAHAHAHA
03:45 <+VictoriousCoyote> So would you say you like to play the tsundere or you expect us to?
03:45 <@Generic_Generica> fuck
03:45 <@Generic_Generica> That was
03:45 <@Generic_Generica> That was completely
03:45 <@Generic_Generica> That was unintentional
03:45 <@Generic_Generica> Fuck I give up
03:45 <+tablet-ctcel> log it!
03:45 <@Generic_Generica> NO DON'T YOU DARE
03:46 <+tablet-ctcel> Yes we do dare!
03:46 <@Generic_Generica> We'll never speak of this
03:46 <@Generic_Generica> Ever again.
03:46 <+VictoriousCoyote> Would you like to be the one lewdly chasing the boys that are too stern and businessly to pay you any attention until they have you in bed, stripped down, and chained to the bedpost while they kiss your body, or so?
03:46 <@Generic_Generica> I mean that'd be nice-
03:46 <+tablet-ctcel> Exactly, we'll just READ about it again :3
03:46 <@Generic_Generica> Wait shit what am I even typing-
03:46 <@Generic_Generica> right i quit
03:46 <@Generic_Generica> I'm out
03:46 <@Generic_Generica> I'm going to go jog
03:47 <@Generic_Generica> don't you dare log this shit
03:47 <+VictoriousCoyote> See you later~
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03:58 U<@ultima333> Heya Geegee
03:58 G<@Generic_Generica> 148.85.199.14 - http://webchat.freenode.net Right I sort of screamed into the uncaring void for a bit.
03:58 But now I'm back.
03:58 U<@ultima333> BAG 8 AHAHAHA
03:58 G<@Generic_Generica> 148.85.199.14 - http://webchat.freenode.net You've been using your goddamn apples though
03:58 I'm on
03:58 U<@ultima333> yeah
03:58 G<@Generic_Generica> 148.85.199.14 - http://webchat.freenode.net Shit bag 4?
03:58 V— +VictoriousCoyote tries to tsun
03:59 U<@ultima333> Generica I've already resigned myself to whaling and using some of the SQ for more farming
03:59 G<@Generic_Generica> 148.85.199.14 - http://webchat.freenode.net senpai no
03:59 U<@ultima333> I'm entirely serious about wanting to get to bag 30
03:59 G<@Generic_Generica> 148.85.199.14 - http://webchat.freenode.net Senpai
03:59 Senpai you were th-
03:59 T— +tablet-ctcel boops Tsun_Tsunica
03:59 T<+tablet-ctcel> 1986ctcel Hey
03:59 Generic_Generica → @Tsun_Tsunerica
03:59 T<@Tsun_Tsunerica> 148.85.199.14 - http://webchat.freenode.net :V
03:59 b-baka
03:59 U<@ultima333> I was th-- ?
03:59 T<+tablet-ctcel> 1986ctcel Derp
03:59 T— +tablet-ctcel boops more
04:00 T— @Tsun_Tsunerica blushes
04:00 T<@Tsun_Tsunerica> 148.85.199.14 - http://webchat.freenode.net "The chosen one"
04:00 I was going to go on a long spiel
04:00 Then I remembered
04:00 U<@ultima333> that I already whale?
04:00 T<@Tsun_Tsunerica> 148.85.199.14 - http://webchat.freenode.net Yeeeep.
04:00 So you're disqualified ultima333
04:00 DISQUALIFIED
04:01 U— @ultima333 will enjoy his place on the dark side, thankyouverymuch
04:01 ⇐ +asdx11 quit (uid129429@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-dveayfjnlhsheuwt) Quit: Connection closed for inactivity
04:01 U<@ultima333> I need another 5 bags to get Tamamo up
04:01 V— +VictoriousCoyote pulls Tsunerica into lap and brushes her hair
04:01 V<+VictoriousCoyote> Tsunning too hard you can do it
04:02 T<@Tsun_Tsunerica> 148.85.199.14 - http://webchat.freenode.net I'm not a tsundere though
04:02 I'm not!
04:02 <@ultima333> it's too late
04:02 the meme has already taken hold in the collective unconscious
04:03 V<+VictoriousCoyote> Well I was being tsundere and then you were so I'm just giving up and you have to deal with it >:I
04:03 V— +VictoriousCoyote pets Tsun-tsun's cute cheeks
04:03 T— @Tsun_Tsunerica blushes
04:03 T<@Tsun_Tsunerica> 148.85.199.14 - http://webchat.freenode.net [23:03] <@ultima333> the meme has already taken hold in the collective unconscious
04:04 Just as long as nobody posts shit on the IRC thread
04:04 I'm good
04:04 Tsun_Tsunerica → @Generic_Generica
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