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Richard Castle, Watcher (Castle/Buffy) (Complete)

New York, July 2009
New York, July 2009

Richard Castle certainly was living in a nice house, Kate Beckett thought as she stepped out of the cab, but she would have expected something a bit more ostentatious. It was almost discreet, if one forgot about the prices for such real estate in Manhattan. She was quite curious though if the author's apartment itself would be decorated in a less understated way. Castle had a reputation as a womanizer, and an impressive bachelor's pad would certainly help with the kind of women he seemed to be looking for.

The large mirror opposite the door to Castle's apartment was a surprise though. Or not. While the detective could imagine a bimbo or gold digger using them to check their appearance one last time, it would also allow anyone inside to check the hallway for an ambush - and harder to spoof than cameras.

She shook her head at her own thoughts. She was getting paranoid. Next she'd expect remote-controlled weapons hidden in the ceiling, and then? Sharks with lasers on their heads? Grinning at herself, she rang.

She waited longer than expected before the door was opened by a widely smiling teenager she recognized as Castle's daughter. She was wearing a nice but far from fancy dress, and Kate was suddenly fearing she was a bit overdressed.

"Hi Detective Beckett! I am so glad you could make it!" Alexis Castle beamed at her, then stepped aside.

Kate raised an eyebrow at the lack of an invitation, then smiled. It was like in Castle's books. "Do you suspect I could be a vampire?" she joked.

Alexis shook her head. "No, you'd not have a reflection if that was the case."

"Good point." Beckett chuckled, and stepped inside. She noticed that the door was far thicker than she would have expected. Castle apparently could take his security seriously, when he was not trying to fight killers on his own. On second thought, he doted on his daughter, and was probably worried about a kidnapping.

The flat was stylishly furnished. Castle had to have spent a small fortune on an interior decorator's budget. The sword hanging on the wall next to the door took her by surprise, though.

The redhead had noticed her reaction, and nodded at the blade. "That's a German longsword, 13th century."

That sounded expensive, Kate thought. It seemed as if Vi wasn't the only one to collect swords. She didn't comment on the wisdom of having such a weapon ready to be drawn in an apartment. That would have been rude. Then she saw the other weapons on the walls.

"Detective Beckett! Welcome to my humble abode!" Castle, wearing slacks and a shirt, threw an apron on a chair in the kitchen area and walked over to her, shaking her hand.

"Humble?" Beckett asked, with her eyebrows raised, and making a show of looking around.

"Compared to my ex-wife's mansion, it is quite humble," the author explained. "I try to live more sensibly than her."

"That would be more believable if you hadn't ensured that your house in the Hamptons was as big as Mary's mansion, Kiddo," a middle-aged woman cut in, descending from the upper floor with both grace and a rather dramatic flair. "Martha Rodgers," she stated while extending her hand. She was wearing stylish but comfortable clothes.

Kate smirked at the betrayed look Castle shot at his mother, and at the giggling from his daughter, and shook the actress's hand. "Kate Beckett."

"It's a pleasure to finally meet the famous Detective that has my son so worked up," the older woman smiled

"Mother!" Castle sounded indignant. "As I mentioned before, you already met her at my last book launching party."

"Only you would think that getting arrested counts as meeting someone, Richard. I don't know why though, I certainly raised you better." Martha sighed dramatically.

"You didn't raise me at all. And I wasn't arrested, I was asked to help with an investigation!" Castle glared at the woman, and probably would have said something else, if not for a beeping noise from the kitchen. "Oh, the hors d'oeuvres are ready!" With that, the man left.

Beckett smiled. This evening was turning out to be far more entertaining than she had thought and hoped for. Then she noticed that both Castle's mother and daughter were turning towards the door. She looked back as well, just when the door opened and Violet O'Malley entered.

"Right on time for the food," Alexis whispered next to Kate.

"Hi Detective!" the redhead waved to her, then ruffled Alexis hair and kissed Martha on the cheek. Unlike Castle's family, the redhead had dressed up a tad. Her dress looked both too sexy for the occasion, and too expensive. Kate didn't think she was overdressed anymore though.

They shook hands as well, and Kate smiled both friendly and politely. "Good evening, Miss O'Malley."

"Call me Vi!" the girl said. "Miss O'Malley makes me feel far too old."

Kate's smile grew a bit forced at the barb. "Call me Kate then. But I assure you, you're far more likely to be seen as too young than as too old." She smiled when she spotted the redhead twitching at that.

"Shall we sit down?" Alexis, showing a slightly fake looking smile herself, pointed at the large couch with matching seats in the middle of the living room. "Dad is ready with the bruscetti."

"My own recipe," Castle declared proudly as he set the tray down on the couch table, next to the glasses already filled with wine - and, presumably for Alexis, water. Vi reached out, and he slapped her hand away. "Guests first, Vi."

"Technically, I am a guest too!" the redhead retorted, with a hungry look at the snacks.

"You're part of the family," Castle told her, which seemed to placate her. He turned his attention to Kate. "Please try some before the vacuum cleaner inhales the rest," he said, and handed her a glass of wine at the same time.

Kate hadn't known Castle could cook - but then again, he was a single father. The bruschetti did look different from those she was used too. They were very good though, and she made appreciative noises as she ate one. "Very good," she added, after swallowing, and smiled at her host. The wine was great too, but then, that was to be expected from a rich author.

Castle beamed at her while the three redheads reached for the tray. Beckett was about to comment on the recipe when she noticed just how fast and how much Vi was eating. "Should I be worried about the main course, if she's eating that many of the hors d'oeuvres?"

Castle sent a glare at the redhead in question, whose innocent expression was hampered a bit by her stuffed cheeks, and answered: "No. She's just a glutton." The innocent expression turned into a scowl.

"Dad!" Alexis scolded him. "Vi's an active woman and a healthy eater, not a glutton!"

Vi nodded. "It's not my fault I burn calories like no one else." The smug smirk showed though that she seemed to be very glad about it. Unless she was bulimic - but the girl did look too athletic to have an eating disorder.

Beckett had been a bit surprised by the number of crosses on display. Looking to change the topic, she nodded at an ornate one on the wall. "Is that the model for the cross used in 'Winter Raid', or did you buy it after the book was written?"

"Well spotted!" Castle beamed at her. "I had it before I wrote the book. It's an antique, made for the abbot of Saint Gall in the 14th century. It keeps vampires at bay."

"That must come in very handy," Kate commented in a very dry tone. "With vampires being such a widespread threat."

For a moment, no one said anything, then Castle laughed, a bit forcedly, followed by the others. "It's too heavy to carry around, it's more of a deterrent." He stood up. "Let me give you the tour, now that Vi is not about to raid the kitchen for at least half an hour."

"You mean the lasagna won't be ready until then?" Vi looked as if Castle had just announced her dog had died. Or her sword collection had been confiscated. The man ignored her whining though, and gestured at Beckett to follow him.

Apart from the plethora of ancient but very functional weapons on display all around the flat - even Alexis had a sword and crossbow on her room's wall, and judging by the fencing gear stored in the corner there, she might even be able to use the blade - and the four hundred years old tome on demons on the girl's bed, the flat looked normal to Beckett. Normal for an apartment usually featured in magazines detailing the lifestyles of the rich and famous, of course.

That was until Castle opened the door to his office. "Here's where I write my books! My sanctum sanctorum, so to speak." Kate had to restrain herself from gaping, and from squealing as if she was still twelve years old. The office, if one could call the large library that, was filled with books of all kinds, more weapons - a lot more - and all sorts of props! Tons of old books, with exotic covers, lined the shelves. There were dozens of stakes, bandoliers holding holy water vials, the blunderbuss from 'The Master of Munich', the two-handed sword that took the the demon's head in 'Direwolf'... Castle had even a couple 'Vampire Hunter' leather armor suits on display! They were of a much better quality than her own costume at home, if a tad more revealing as well.

Matter of fact, now that she took closer looks, with the exception of those armor suits, all those 'props' looked far too functional, and far too old, for replicas. "So, you really used actual weapons as models for the ones mentioned in your book!"

Castle acted as if offended, but he was grinning as he took up a saber. "My dear detective, I took care to get all the details right for my fighting scenes." He demonstrated a few moves with the saber. Kate realized that he could fence as well.

"With the exception of the fake trophies," she pointed out, staring at what looked like a demon skull on the wall.

Castle actually pouted. "I have it on good authority that this is an authentic hellhound skull."

"Of course," Kate rolled her eyes at the man's antics. Who did he think he was fooling with his eccentric act? "Where did you get it from then?"

"Ah, it was a gift from Vi," Castle answered. "Though I kind of paid for it."

She wasn't surprised by that admission. If only she could tell if Castle was taking advantage of an impressionable young woman, or if the redhead was a gold digger taking advantage of a man old enough to be her father. They were far too close for a purely professional relationship, after all. "You never told me how the two of you met," she said.

"I did, actually. I was acting as a chaperone on a camping trip in California, and she was one of my charges." Castle smiled.

"Ah. I thought you had known her before the trip."

"No, I was drafted by a colleague while I was in California on business."

"A fellow author?"

"No, a fellow librarian. I worked for years at a private library in London. It was a surprise to meet him in California, and before I knew it, I was overseeing a bunch of teenagers. One of the scariest experiences of my life."

Kate raised her eyebrows at him. "Scarier than getting attacked by a crazy killer in a demon mask?"

Castle nodded solemnly. "You should see Vi when she's drunk and hungry. Vampires run away screaming in fear from her!"

"I heard that!" Vi glared at him from the door. "You need to check on the Lasagna, Rick," she added.

Castle frowned. "It shouldn't be time yet..." he looked at the woman. "You didn't fiddle with the oven again, did you?"

"No!" Vi shook her head.

Castle sighed. "I think I have to leave you for a bit to make sure the meal's coming along on schedule."

"Of course," Beckett nodded at him.

The author left for the kitchen, and Vi waved at her. "Come on, join the rest of us while he saves our dinner."

Kate would have liked to nose around a bit, but she couldn't very well tell that to Vi, and so found herself back on the couch, facing Castle's daughter, mother and 'not-girlfriend', as he put it.

Alexis smiled widely at her, a bit too widely, Kate thought. "So, Detective, please tell us a bit about yourself! We're very curious about the woman that is the inspiration for my dad's new book!"

Both Martha and Vi leaned forward with eager expressions, and Kate realized with a sinking feeling that this evening was turning into an interrogation. And it wasn't her asking the questions.
 
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You know, it's an interesting thought to have Watcher!Castle and Canon!Castle meet up sometime.

Blame Watcher!Castle for getting involved in cross-dimensional shenanigans, of course, but...

Watcher!Castle just seems to come across as a bit more...refined? Maybe relaxed? He's still got the same energy as his canon counterpart, but it seems like fighting the forces of darkness has given him a healthy dose of perspective.

...also, Watcher!Castle is admittedly much cooler given his wide array of skills. That would really piss Canon!Castle off, I bet.
 
New York, July 2009
New York, July 2009

"There's not much to tell, really. I am a detective in the Homicide Squad of the 12th Precinct. Which you already know, of course." Kate Beckett smiled a bit weakly and tried to ignore the chuckling from Vi.

"Yes, we know that. But what are your hobbies?" Alexis asked eagerly. "What do you do when you're not hunting murderers?"

"Are you single?" Martha asked before Beckett could even think of answering.

"Are you interested in Castle?" Vi grinned.

"What?" Beckett stared at the three redheads.

"Vi!" Alexis glared at the older girl. For a moment, Beckett relaxed. Until Castle's daughter continued. "Dad wouldn't chase her if she wasn't single!"

"Pardon?" Beckett was staring at the two girls

"Sure he would! Don't you remember Becky?" Vi responded with a grin.

"She doesn't count - she was chasing him!" Alexis declared.

"Girls!" Martha Rodgers interrupted the brewing argument. "We're here to find out more about the Detective, not to go over my son's past conquests."

At that point Beckett realized that insanity had to run in the family.

*****​

When Castle returned from the kitchen, glaring at Vi for 'almost ruining the lasagna with her impatience', the three redheads had managed to get Kate to reveal that she liked comics and fantasy novels as well as baseball, and that she was currently single. Before this inquisition, Kate wouldn't have expected to feel relieved at Castle being present, but even his wild theories and flirting remarks were vastly preferably to getting grilled about her personal life. Or lack thereof.

"I hope my family hasn't been too rude, Detective. They are a bit overly enthusiastic in their desire to get to know a guest." The author smiled at her and glared at the three others while he sat down again.

"Oh, no. We've just been chatting," Beckett reassured him. He didn't seem to believe her though, since he glared at the three again.

"She's made it through stage one," Vi declared.

"Stage one?" Beckett asked.

Castle sighed. "My family likes to meet my friends and acquaintances, and give them the third degree. 'Stage one' apparently means the time until dinner starts. Stage two is the dinner itself, stage three dessert. Or just desserts, as they call it."

"Your 'friends and acquaintances'?" Beckett raised her eyebrows at the man. It sounded like an euphemism for something else to her.

"Well, I do not think I am being presumptuous when I assume we're at least acquaintances, seeing as we've survived a number of dangerous situations together," Castle smiled at her with that expression of his that both attracted and infuriated her.

"Not as many as we've been through, but it's a start," Vi commented, with an overly friendly smile that raised the hackles of Beckett. "And of course you had me to help you out."

"Oh, yes. Where would I be without your help?" Castle snarked with a glare at his 'bodyguard'.

"Dead and buried, of course," Vi retorted. Judging by the subtle reactions around Beckett - Alexis wincing, Martha refilling her glass with less than her usual grace - the redhead's remark didn't seem to be blown much out of proportion. And yet nothing in the police computers mentioned incidents that would fit that.

"But I might be happily married and dead and buried," Castle responded.

"Pf!" Vi scoffed, after finishing off her fourth canapé, half of those Castle had brought with him from the kitchen. "You'd be poor from all the divorces."

Alexis nodded in agreement, with an expression of long suffering on her face. "Dad's been a bit unlucky with women since he and mum divorced."

"Your mother lives in England, doesn't she?" Beckett asked, using the opportunity to find out more about Castle's past.

"Yes. Mary was born and bred in England. Like an English bulldog," Castle answered.

"Dad!" Alexis scolded him. Turning to Beckett, she forced a smile. "Dad and Mum didn't part on good terms. Both still carry a grudge."

"She's very British, very stuffy, very distant. And I'm not." Castle cut in, again.

"Oh? When I met her I didn't have that impression of her. She was very open and friendly," Beckett said. When everyone stared at her she realized she shouldn't have mentioned that,

"You have met Mary?" Castle was gaping at her. "Whatever she said about me, don't believe her!"

"Dad!" Alexis scowled at her father, something that Beckett realized the girl probably was likely doing very often.

"Ah… She showed me how to use a crossbow," Beckett started to explain, since everyone else was still staring at her. To her surprise, the mood grew very tense. Vi shifted a bit, and for a moment, Beckett felt like the redhead was about to attack her - and she had no idea why. "It was almost 20 years ago?"

Then Castle snapped his fingers. "1991! The Lunarians in New York! You were the girl asking me to sign my first book!" He sounded delighted. "You were such a cute twelve year old! My number one fan! 'Beckett, with two 't's at the end'" he quoted her.

Kate blushed at the memory while everyone smiled.

Vi smirked. "Wow, to think you've known him 20 years ago." Somehow she managed to make the innocent remark sound like a dig at Kate's age. Or maybe Kate was seeing things - no one else seemed to react to it.

Castle's smile grew wider. "I remember your mother too. How is she doing?"

Beckett's face froze for a moment as the pain of that loss affected her again. "She was killed ten years ago," she answered.

"Oh."

For a moment, everyone avoided looking at her. Then Alexis spoke up. "My mum's parents were killed too, six years ago."

That was something Beckett hadn't known, and the desire to find out more, to do anything but dwell on her own loss, was stronger than the shame at trying to exploit a young girl's attempt to show compassion. "That must have been a heavy blow."

Alexis nodded. "Yes. For a while we even feared mum had died as well. We hadn't gotten any news, until she appeared at our doorstep."

Beckett blinked. That sounded… how could that have happened… six years ago? Her eyes widened. "The London bombing?" She noticed the looks Castle shot at his daughter. Another clue she couldn't yet make sense of.

Everyone nodded somberly, even Vi. Kate was almost reeling from the implications of what she had heard. Castle's in-laws had been killed by terrorists. And he had assumed his ex-wife had been killed as well. She hadn't, but she didn't call him, or her daughter, to let them know she was alive. Instead she traveled to New York? To Castle? As much as she didn't want to admit it, that just screamed "secret agent" to her. She was glad no one spoke for a bit, it allowed her to compose herself.

"Do you see your mother often?" Kate tried to steer the conversation away from terrorism. It wouldn't do to make them think she was prying. Even if she was.

"Not too often," Alexis grimaced.

"Mary's best experienced in small doses," Castle snarked, then cringed when everyone glared at him.

"After my grandparents died, I spent the summer with mum, at our 'ancestral mansion'. She wanted to make sure I hadn't grown too 'colonial'." Alexis explained.

"And I spent years to undo the damage!" Apparently Castle couldn't let anyone else talk for longer than one sentence without voicing his own opinion, Kate thought.

"But I am glad to have grown up in England and New York. I've got friends here and there." Alexis and the others seemed to ignore her father now, a skill Kate had yet to learn. "I am not sure yet which college I will be going to, after high school. England got some very good schools."

Castle frowned at that, but didn't say anything after a glare from Vi.

Martha chuckled. "Richard was thrown out of so many schools, a dozen have tried to claim him as an alumni after he became rich and famous."

"Bloody parasites," Castle mumbled under his breath.

"I am sure they had very good reasons to throw him out," Kate stated, and once again everyone but Castle smirked or laughed while agreeing.

Castle's comeback was prevented by the oven starting to beep, and he disappeared in the kitchen again.

"We should move to the table now," Martha stated while she rose from her seat. "For all his faults, Richard can cook."

Alexis nodded. "And he can even cook enough to feed Vi and us all."

Beckett couldn't help feeling that the two, for all their snarking and teasing of Castle, were trying to portray him in the best light possible.

She didn't know if that was a good or a bad thing. And she didn't know what Vi thought about that.

*****​

Martha and Alexis hadn't lied, the lasagna was excellent, and Castle basked in the praise from everyone. Short praise, of course, since everyone was digging in. Especially Vi. Beckett was certain now that the girl had to have some eating or other disorder, since no one else seemed to consider the fact that she was eating as much as everyone else put together unusual.

"I bet you had a crush on Castle as a little girl!" the redhead said while filling her plate for the fifth time.

"Well, so did you," Kate responded with a wide, toothy smile. "Didn't he have to flee from you when you got drunk on that camping trip?"

"Camping trip?" Alexis asked.

"You know, to California;" Castle quickly said, looking at his daughter.

"Ah, that camping trip, yes. I remember now," the girl nodded.

"Were you there as well?" Kate asked. It wasn't unheard of for chaperones to bring their own kids with them, but after seeing Castle's reaction to Alexis's question, she was quite certain now that this 'camping trip' had not been a simple camping trip. Maybe a mission for secret agent Castle? As ludicrous that still sounded. But they were hiding something, something big.

"No, I stayed in New York, with gran."

"Ah. When was that? Some summers, the weather in New York was much better than California's." Kate smiled. "At least I keep telling myself that when a friend of mine calls from San Diego."

Alexis nodded. "We usually go to the Hamptons in summer. We've a house there."

Martha had mentioned that house already, Kate remembered. It was probably more like a mansion. And she noticed that the girl hadn't answered her question.

"So, since you like dad's books, what do you think about magic?" Alexis changed the topic.

"Magic?" Beckett was surprised at the question. "Well, I like stage magic. My father used to bring me to the famous 'Drake's Magic Shop' after school. The tricks there were so good, sometimes it looked like real magic…" she smiled, remembering the good times then. Before her father had found solace in a bottle. She almost missed the frowns and looks that were exchanged at the table. "Do you believe in magic?"

"Many friends of mine are wicca," Alexis stated. Vi nodded in a way that left no doubt that talking about superstitions wouldn't be welcome there. Beckett wouldn't have expected a girl as bright as Alexis to believe in such things. Or at least believe in her friends strong enough to take offense on their behalf.

"Are you a wicca?" she addressed Vi.

"No. But I respect their beliefs," the redhead answered, meeting her eyes with a challenging stare.

"She doesn't want to be turned into a rat," Castle cut in. Again the reactions to his joke were just a bit off, and Beckett wondered what 'turned into a rat' stood for.

"The big bad bodyguard, afraid of curses?" she put just enough amusement in her tone to make it sting a bit.

"I am not afraid of anything. I can beat anyone, anywhere, with or without a weapon," Vi boasted.

"Not Buffy though. Or Faith." Alexis smirked.

"No one can beat them, so they don't count," the woman responded, glaring at the teenager.

"With a name like 'Buffy', she probably had to learn fighting to survive the teasing in school," Kate observed.

Everyone laughed, more than she thought her joke deserved. Again she was missing something, and didn't know what. She added 'Buffy' and 'Faith' to her list of things to investigate.

By then even Vi had finished eating, and she and Alexis put the dishes into the dishwater while Castle fetched the dessert. That left Kate with Martha. "You've got quite a tight-knit family there," she said, more to just say something.

"Yes. Vi fits in so well, most think she's related by blood to us." Martha nodded at the two younger girls. Vi was trying to grab some dessert early, and Alexis was doing her best to prevent it.

Kate decided to use the opportunity to ask something she had wanted to ask for some time. "Most would expect something else, given her closeness to Castle."

For a moment, the other woman seemed almost angry, but then she smiled warmly. Kate reminded herself that the woman was an experienced actress. "Oh, those kind of rumors are not new, and wrong. They never were a couple."

"She was attracted to him though," Kate countered.

"Oh, that was a special situation. It never happened again." Martha made a dismissive gesture.

"She stopped drinking?" Kate couldn't prevent herself from sounding snarkier than she had planned to. The woman, girl, was almost as big a pain in her butt as Castle, and lacked his charm. At least as she was concerned.

"As I said, those special circumstances never happened again," Martha stated, in a tone that brooked no further discussion.

Then Castle returned with the dessert, pursued by the two younger redheads, and they started to talk about less personal topics. Like baseball. Kate did notice though that Vi seemed to smirk at her even more than before. As if she had overheard her brief talk with Martha. That wasn't possible though. On the other hand, she might have been able to read lips.

After baseball, a spectacular tiramisu, and excellent coffee made from beans that probably cost more than Kate wanted to know, embarrassing stories from Castle's and Alexis's childhood were told and talked about. Martha claimed Castle hadn't ever reached his maturity, and Kate readily agreed with her, and time flew.

At the door, saying her goodbye, When it was time to leave, after, Beckett, feeling just a bit lightheaded, asked Alexis "So, did I pass stage two and three?"

"Yes!" the girl exclaimed. "You've got the Castle seal of approval. Dad can date you now."

"What?" Beckett stared at her.

"Alexis!" Castle gasped.

Vi and Martha laughed.

Beckett later told herself that hadn't quite fled, she simply hadn't delayed her departure. It was obvious that insanity ran in that family, and she was not quite certain it wasn't contagious. Maybe Vi had been a normal girl before she had met Castle.

That didn't bode well for her own sanity - after all, she was almost convinced Castle was a secret agent.
 
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You know, it's an interesting thought to have Watcher!Castle and Canon!Castle meet up sometime.

Blame Watcher!Castle for getting involved in cross-dimensional shenanigans, of course, but...

Watcher!Castle just seems to come across as a bit more...refined? Maybe relaxed? He's still got the same energy as his canon counterpart, but it seems like fighting the forces of darkness has given him a healthy dose of perspective.

...also, Watcher!Castle is admittedly much cooler given his wide array of skills. That would really piss Canon!Castle off, I bet.

He's also more British, even though he tries to deny it. 10 years there, married to a British upper class woman, left their mark.

Heh. Vi is smooth as hell. Draws Castle away and immediately goes in for the kill interrogation.

Fortunately, they don't have that much time until Castle returns.
 
New York, July 2009
New York, July 2009

Detective Kate Beckett sat at her desk, a report in front of her, but if asked, she wouldn't be able to say anything about its content. Her mind was still trying to make sense of what she knew about Rick Castle, bestselling author, charming pain in her butt - and possible secret agent.

It still was ludicrous, but the facts she knew didn't make sense otherwise. They still didn't make that much sense, but it was the best she could have come up with, no matter how much she hated the idea. She still wasn't certain if her dislike stemmed from the fact that for it to be true, it would mean that Castle had been fooling her ever since they had met, with his delusional theories about demons and magic. But then, his mother was an actress, so he likely had at least some talent for acting as well.

She closed her eyes and leaned her head back, sighing.

"Was the dinner with Castle's family that terrible?" Kevin's voice interrupted her thoughts.

"No, no. The food was great," she answered. "I'm just … lost in thoughts." She noticed Kevin exchanging a look with Javier, and narrowed her eyes at her colleagues. "What?"

"Nothing!" Kevin held his hands up in a placating gesture, and Javier winced. She must have let some of her frustration show. Good - she could use that.

Kate stood up and walked towards them. "I'll ask again: What?"

Kevin grimaced. "Javier had the thought, totally far-fetched, of course…"

"Hey! Don't blame me, you agreed!" Esposito spoke up.

"What did you agree with or to?" Kate spat the words out.

"Well… did anything happen between you and Castle? You had the look of a woman, well…"

Kate cut the babbling detective off. "Nothing happened! I had dinner with his family, it was a very nice evening, with his family. That's all."

"So, you met his family." Javier managed to pack all sorts of lurid meanings into his simple sentence.

"Yes," Kate answered, rolling her eyes. "His mother, his daughter, and Vi."

"Vi's part of his family?" Now the detective sounded aghast. Kate knew he had fallen head over heels for Vi, but the redhead hadn't exactly returned the feeling - though neither had she rejected him.

"Family in all but blood, as the saying goes. They're very close," Kate added, watching with hidden glee as Javier's face fell. Tried to insinuate she had been seduced and left by Castle, did he?

"So, what did you talk about? Geeked out over his books, or did he talk about his art and wine collection?" Kevin asked.

That earned him an eye rolling too. "He doesn't have much of an art collection. He mainly seems to collect antiques - weapons. I've never seen that many swords and crossbows in one place outside a museum."

"He has a toy collection, and he still lives with his mother…" Javier nodded to himself.

"Trying to convince yourself you've got a chance with Vi?" Kevin looked at his partner.

The other man glared at him. "He's clearly after Beckett, so Vi will look for greener pastures."

"Or she'll kill him." Kevin retorted dryly.

"Javier… are you really basing your hope on Castle seducing me?" she asked, sighing. "Don't answer that. Let's get back to work before the Captain notices we're discussing Javier's love life instead of working."

"And yours!" Kevin added right when he left.

"I feel like I'm back in highschool," Kate muttered, and took up her file again. Then she checked her watch. Another hour until she could call her friend in San Diego.

*****​

A week later, back home, Kate was staring at her 'Castle Wall" while eating Chinese take-out.

The 'Camping Trip' investigation was producing even more disturbing results than she had expected. Castle had broken his leg on that trip, that much she had found out. The yellow press had mentioned that - 'Author convalescing in the Hamptons'. But they hadn't mentioned just where Castle had gotten injured. But another article in the same issue, 'Sunnydale refugees recovering in the Hamptons', mentioned that Castle was among those who had taken in some of the 'traumatized survivors of the sinkhole catastrophe'.

Sunnydale. The town that disappeared in a sinkhole six years ago. An event no one had managed to find an acceptable explanation for. For a while, day tv talkshows could keep their ratings going just by inviting conspiracy theorists and geologists. Or just geologists. Who would have thought academics could become so violent?

She shoveled another fork of noodles into her mouth, without tasting anything.

Castle broke his leg right around the time the 'Sunnydale Sinkhole' took place. And then harbored refugees from the town in his summer residence, while he was recovering himself. Of course, he could have just been in California, saw their plight, and, moved, took it upon him to invite a few of them to his house. Quite attractive refugees, according to that picture. Strange that an author surrounding himself with pretty co-eds hadn't made waves back then. Another sign of influence one would not expect from a mere author?

Kate blinked and took out her magnifying glass.

That girl in the background… with the red hair… Vi! But Vi was from the East Coast. She was just on a camping trip, she didn't live in Sunnydale. Why would she be with Castle in his house, and not back with her parents? Parents who had reported a break-in a few months before. Someone had smashed their front door, and the police report mentioned a struggle in the house. Nothing ever came of it, and according to the report, their daughter was already on a camping trip when it happened. That would have been a very long camping trip then - several months long.

There was one explanation, the one everyone thought of, but Kate was now rather certain that Castle wasn't lying when he claimed the girl wasn't his girlfriend. She wasn't quite as sure that Vi didn't want to be his girlfriend though. And she didn't know at all how she felt about the whole thing… she buried that thought and forced herself to focus to the investigation.

The break-in had taken place right around the time the London bombing happened. A mid-eastern group had claimed responsibility, and to the surprise of many experts who considered the claim a lie, the British government destroyed said group months later in Iraq, then declared the matter solved. No survivors.

A bombing that sent Mary Wilkinson to New York, without telling anyone. Not even her daughter, who thought she was dead like her grandparents. And right afterwards, Castle left for a camping trip. With his ex-wife. To California. Where he met Vi, broke his leg, and returned right after a town had vanished in a sinkhole. And his ex-wife? She was admitted to a hospital a few days before that, in L.A., after 'falling down the stairs and landing on a poker that speared her leg'. And she was in with a few more injured women and girls, one of whom vanished from the hospital despite serious injuries the next day. Most of them were residents of Sunnydale at the time, according to the data her friend had gotten her.

Kate rubbed her chin. She was close, she felt it. The same gut feeling she sometimes got during a case.

Sunnydale. Castle had been in Sunnydale when it vanished. Nothing else made sense. And he never spoke of it, not even when Javier was telling war stories from Iraq to impress Vi. So, either he was traumatized by the experience, or he had something to hide. And he didn't appear to be traumatized. And neither did Vi look particularly traumatized. She was just crazy. Vi. Very good at fighting, and driving. Far better than anyone Kate knew. And she was working as a bodyguard for a fantasy author, instead of getting hired by a government agency. Unless she was working for a government agency. With Castle. And his ex-wife. And was on a mission in Sunnydale.

Kate pushed the container with her now cold food away and stood up.

Sunnydale. The heart of dozens, hundreds of conspiracy theories. From secret military experiments to aliens and demons invading the town. The stories that surfaced after the town vanished in a sinkhole were so fantastic, even the Onion didn't print them. But one thing was clear: The town had been evacuated in the weeks before the event. The number of victims was far too low for this not to have happened.

The detective felt a chill run down her spine when she realized what that meant: Someone had known it could happen. Or would happen. There were theories that claimed that a nuke, detonated at the right spot along a fault line, could cause such a sinkhole. Crackpots, disproved by established geologists. But what if that was a cover-up? What if the government had been aware of such plans, and had sent agents to deal with it?

She closed her eyes. She couldn't deny the evidence any longer. The skills, the experience, the facade of an eccentric, the way his family kept talking around certain things, the friends in high places, the British connection…

Castle and Vi were the Avengers.

She sighed. John Steed was hitting on her. Or rather, James Bond - Castle certainly had the reputation. How did she deserve that?

Then her eyes shot open as another, even more terrifying thought shot through her mind. If Castle and Vi were agents involved in things like the Sunnydale Sinkhole… why were they following her around?

What was going on in New York that required the presence of them?

She didn't think she'd like the answer, but she knew she'd get it. And she knew where she'd get it.

She grabbed her coat and left her apartment. She had a secret agent to interrogate.
 
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Castle will never, ever let her live this down.

Also if the reveal ever happens, this could make a great fictional autobiography. Turn all the demons and vampires into anarchists and terrorists and Buffy into the Sunnydale lead agent, Castle comes in as the liaison between Mary, the British agent covering these groups from her side of the pond, and Buffy, the American.

Damn, I'd read that too. Good novel fodder.

Oh, but poor Beckett, she's going to show him her 'Castle Wall,' and isn't that just an amusing euphemism.

I can't wait for her reaction to what's actually going on. Honestly, I wonder which side Occam's Razor would cling to, really.
 
"I feel like I'm back in highschool," Kate muttered, and took up her file again.
Sorry, Kate, but you should know...



If Castle and Vi were agents involved in things like the Sunnydale Sinkhole… why were they following her around?

What was going on in New York that required the presence of them?

She didn't think she'd like the answer, but she knew she'd get it. And she knew where she'd get it.

She grabbed her coat and left her apartment. She had a secret agent to interrogate.
From a certain point of view, she's not wrong.
 
Castle will never, ever let her live this down.

He will when the alternative is "the couch"... at least for a bit :p

Also if the reveal ever happens, this could make a great fictional autobiography. Turn all the demons and vampires into anarchists and terrorists and Buffy into the Sunnydale lead agent, Castle comes in as the liaison between Mary, the British agent covering these groups from her side of the pond, and Buffy, the American.

Damn, I'd read that too. Good novel fodder.

Or a roleplaying game session plot. I've cribbed modern/SciFi characters and plots for a Fantasy game an vice versa before.

Oh, but poor Beckett, she's going to show him her 'Castle Wall,' and isn't that just an amusing euphemism.

His ego would get a big boost.

I can't wait for her reaction to what's actually going on. Honestly, I wonder which side Occam's Razor would cling to, really.

Reality is just a visit to Clark's away.

Castle, Richard Castle :D

He's got the reputation already. But Vi might object to be the second Bond Girl.

From a certain point of view, she's not wrong.

And that will terrify her. Does terrify her already.

"I've had obsessed fans before. Wall full of pictures of me isn't exactly new."

"And I'll get you a better picture too, this one is rather unflattering."
 
You know, it's an interesting thought to have Watcher!Castle and Canon!Castle meet up sometime.

Blame Watcher!Castle for getting involved in cross-dimensional shenanigans, of course, but...

Watcher!Castle just seems to come across as a bit more...refined? Maybe relaxed? He's still got the same energy as his canon counterpart, but it seems like fighting the forces of darkness has given him a healthy dose of perspective.

...also, Watcher!Castle is admittedly much cooler given his wide array of skills. That would really piss Canon!Castle off, I bet.
Funny thing is this is actually quite possible since the original show actually has an alternate universe episode. If Canon!Castle took a left after the 3rd Hellverse instead of a right...;)
 
New York, July 2009
New York, July 2009

"I'm getting too old for this," Richard 'Rick' Castle muttered when he got out of his car. He hadn't healed up fully from the beating he had taken fighting the Mohra Demon - unlike a redheaded girl of his acquaintance with supernatural healing - and stumbling around in the dark in an old warehouse, almost crashing through a rotten floor, hadn't helped. He had gotten away with a twisted ankle and bruised wrist - his Slayer hadn't been that gentle when she had pulled him back before he fell - and counted himself lucky. That warehouse had to have been cursed or something. And to add insult to injury, the suspicious activity they had been investigating had turned out to have been an art project using the materials left there, not some attempt to fabricate a statue for demonic posssession.

"Too old for what? Getting saved by your gorgeous bodyguard?" Violet 'Vi' O'Malley said, leaning over the hood of his Shelby.

Castle shot her a glare, which, as usual, didn't impress New York's resident Slayer at all.

"You're not old. You're just coming into your prime. In Ancient Rome, you'd still be too young to be elected as a Consul," Vi beamed at him. She did grab her and his weapon bags though. Castle would have protested, if his wrist hadn't been hurting more than his male pride.

"I see you've been studying with Alexis," he commented when they reached the elevator. This time she did cringe. As she should for conspiring with his daughter against her Watcher.

Vi rallied quickly though. "Did you really think she'd not follow in yours and her mother's footsteps?" she asked, looking at him as if he was at fault.

"I worry about her. Mary and myself, we almost died several times. What father would I be if I didn't want to protect my my daughter from that?" He sighed.

Vi rolled her eyes at him. "What father would you be if you wanted to run her life for her, no matter what she wanted?"

"A typical one?" he grinned at the redhead, even though he didn't feel like joking.

She didn't seem to think it was funny either and glared at him. He held up his hands. "I know, I know… I am a hypocritical fossil. I can't help worrying for her though. Or for you," he added under his breath.

He knew she had heard him - Slayer hearing was just that good - but other than a faint smile, she didn't react to his comment.

They arrived on their floor when Castle's smartphone vibrated - he had gotten a message. Since Vi was playing pack mule, he had a non-bruised hand free and checked it. It was from Alexis.

BECKETT HERE. ANGRY.

Rupert would have said 'Dear Lord'. Rick hadn't lived in England since ten years though, and was less restrained.

"Fuck."

*****​

"Honey, we're home!" Castle announced, as he and Vi entered his apartment. He spotted Beckett at once - she was already standing, and moving towards him. The detective was still wearing her coat too. Alexis was standing next to the couch, grimacing at him behind the woman's back.

"Detective Beckett! What a delightful surprise at … this late hour?" He tried to add just enough of a hopeful invitation to his words. It wasn't that hard - Beckett was very attractive when she was angry. Like now.

"Drop the act, Castle!" Beckett snapped. "I know what you're doing. You and your 'bodyguard' there!"

Rick blinked. Did she… "She's not my girlfriend! Why don't you believe me?" Trying to distract her, he added: "And why do you care? Do I detect some jealousy there?" He winked at her.

"Drop the act, Mister Castle. I know about Sunnydale." Beckett crossed her arms and stared at him.

Castle froze for a moment. "Sunnydale? The town that vanished in a sinkhole in California a couple of years ago?" he asked in the most innocent tone he could muster. What did she know...

"Exactly. The town you and your ex-wife and your 'bodyguard' were visiting then." She jutted her chin forward. "The town you both got hurt in, right around the time the sinkhole opened. The town you and her went to, after her parents were killed by terrorists. The town your 'bodyguard' traveled to, after there was a break-in at her home. A break-in that was never resolved. The town she and you and your ex-wife took a camping trip to that lasted months. The town the refugees you took with you to your summer residence in the Hamptons were from." She smiled without a trace of humor. "That town."

Sunnydale. It always came back to the Hellmouth. Even years after it had closed. Rick smiled wryly and went to sit down on the couch. He sent a glance at Alexis, but his daughter ignored the implied request to head to bed. At least they had dropped the weapons off in Vi's apartment before entering Castle's.

Vi glared at the detective as if she was a demon and sat down on the armrest of the couch, ready to pounce on the other woman.

"You seem to know a lot about that town." Castle said casually. "Did you make a wall for it?"

"Yes." Beckett didn't sit down.

Castle winced. This was bad. "So… what exactly did you come here for? You seem to know everything already." He pointedly looked at the watch on his wall. "And at midnight even. Is there a pumpkin carriage waiting outside?"

Beckett ignored his attempt at humor and stepped up to him. Castle put a hand on Vi's thigh before the Slayer could intervene. Things remained very tense though.

"I want to know what you are doing in New York!" Up close she was even more beautiful. Passionate.

"I live here. Have been living for years." He smiled up at her.

"Don't play dumb, Castle! Vi's an expert shot, martial artist, and driver. You've got a cooler head in a fight than Javier, and he's got combat experience in Iraq. You've also got weapon permits that cover almost everything under the sun, and the place you've been working for ten years in London was bombed by 'terrorists'." Castle could hear the air quotes around the last word. Her mouth twisted in a nasty smile. "And you don't flaunt those talents, unlike everything else. Which means you want to keep them secret."

Vi hissed at that, and Castle grimaced. Beckett was even smarter than he had thought. The detective had uncovered their secret. London wouldn't be happy.

"You two are secret agents. And I want to know what you two are doing in New York before it disappears in a sinkhole too!" Beckett put her hands on her hips.

What? Castle gaped at her, then started laughing. Vi joined him, muttering "Castle, Rick Castle!" Alexis didn't laugh, but came close. His daughter always was the most serious in the family. Beckett kept glaring at them, but he could see some doubt appearing on her face.

"What's so funny?" she finally asked, in a tone that reminded Castle that she was carrying a pistol.

"Ah.. excuse me, just the thought… we're not secret agents, I can assure you." He smiled at her.

"We could be of course! We're just that good!" Vi added, not helping at all.

Beckett was tapping her foot - quite a feat in her heels. Castle grew serious. He knew she wouldn't let go. Even if she believed their claims that they weren't actually secret agents - and in a way, they were - she'd simply dig further. They were a case now. And Beckett didn't give up on cases.

He sighed, admitting defeat. "Are you certain you want to know?"

"Dad!"

"Rick!"

Both he and Beckett ignored the two redheads' exclamations.

"There's no going back. Your worldview will be altered irrevocably. You will never look at anything the same way again." Castle was laying it on thick. Not that it would serve to deter her. He could see that Beckett wanted, needed to know.

"Yes, I want to know." There was a faint hint of triumph in her tone, and her expression matched the one she usually had when solving a case, right before the suspect was confessing.

"Rick…" Vi glared at Beckett. Her opinion was clear. Alexis didn't look quite as disapprovingly, but she was not smiling either. They didn't know Beckett as well as he did.

"Alright. Sit down, this could take a while." He waved at the seat across the couch. Once she had sat down - on the edge, leaning forward eagerly - he continued. "It's not my speech, usually, but everyone knows it." Her eyes told him to get on with it, so he did.

"The world is older than you know…"

*****​

Castle had noticed Beckett growing more and more angry as he told the story of the Slayer. She hadn't interrupted him though. He chalked that up to his talent as a narrator. But once he stopped, she exploded.

"Do you honestly think that just because I like your books, I'd fall for such a stupid fantasy?" The detective was livid. Castle once again reminded himself that she was packing heat. "Vampires! Demons! Supernaturally strong women hunting them! Those do not exist!"

He'd never get a better opening. "Vi… would you please lift the couch?"

For a moment, Vi looked mulish, but her desire to show off was too strong. She gripped the couch with both hands and lifted it up. With Castle sitting on it.

The look on Beckett's face as she sank down in her seat was priceless.
 
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For a moment, Vi looked mulish, but her desire to show off was too strong. She gripped the couch with both hands and lifted it up. With Castle sitting on it.
Um... I don't think this is workable. There's no way to lift a couch that's sitting on the floor with someone in it. She can't get her hands under the center of mass, and if she tried to lift it by the edge, it would just flip over - unless she had enough wrist and grip strength, in which case whatever structural member she was grabbing would instead bend or tear free. Even if it were strong enough, she'd just end up falling over, because the center of mass would be too far forward of her feet.
Now, what she could do is lift one end of the couch while the other remained on the floor. She could even, having done that, then step underneath the couch in the middle and free-lift the entire thing over her head.
 
...and then Beckett went out to get all the guns.

ALL THE GUNS.

Because she's prepared for your mook-class robbers, sure. She's not prepared for demons, vampires, etc...

...yet.

Actually...it's a tossup between running for the guns and running for the books. Beckett knows the value of good intel, after all.
 
Um... I don't think this is workable. There's no way to lift a couch that's sitting on the floor with someone in it. She can't get her hands under the center of mass, and if she tried to lift it by the edge, it would just flip over - unless she had enough wrist and grip strength, in which case whatever structural member she was grabbing would instead bend or tear free. Even if it were strong enough, she'd just end up falling over, because the center of mass would be too far forward of her feet.
Now, what she could do is lift one end of the couch while the other remained on the floor. She could even, having done that, then step underneath the couch in the middle and free-lift the entire thing over her head.

I imagined her stepping behind the couch, gripping the underside, and using her chin to press down on the backrest, keeping it from tipping over, until she can slide the arms under it and stem it up properly. You can assume that Castle's furniture is reinforced - both to resist Slayer wear and tear, and in case he needs to use it as cover.
 
I imagined her stepping behind the couch, gripping the underside, and using her chin to press down on the backrest, keeping it from tipping over, until she can slide the arms under it and stem it up properly. You can assume that Castle's furniture is reinforced - both to resist Slayer wear and tear, and in case he needs to use it as cover.
Still don't think that would work. Castle is heavier than she is - plus the mass of the couch. Imagine a side view - her standing, with the couch and Castle in front of her. Where is the center of mass? It's going to be well forward of her feet. Which means she would fall over. Except she won't even be able to reach that state in the first place - the same CoM issue means that when she tries to lift the couch, it will tip or slide instead.
 
Still don't think that would work. Castle is heavier than she is - plus the mass of the couch. Imagine a side view - her standing, with the couch and Castle in front of her. Where is the center of mass? It's going to be well forward of her feet. Which means she would fall over. Except she won't even be able to reach that state in the first place - the same CoM issue means that when she tries to lift the couch, it will tip or slide instead.

Fair enough, but I think in this case, the aesthetics trump the physics. Vi stemming the couch with Castle on it just is a more striking visual than bending a fire poker or such.
 
Couldn't she just catch the top with her chin and grip the crossbar along the bottom back and then use her grip on the back to tilt it into her chest to move the center of gravity closer to her then spread her feet forwards and back and lift it up and towards herself?

Edit: Small clarification.
 
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Couldn't she just catch the top with her chin and use her grip on the back to tilt it into her chest to move the center of gravity closer to her then spread her feet forwards and back and lift it up and towards herself?

That was one method I mentioned, yes.
 
I admit, that was my first thought too: Why isn't the couch breaking?

I would have expected something like- 'And then the couch broke, which was ultimately less impressive.'
 
Couldn't she just catch the top with her chin and grip the crossbar along the bottom back and then use her grip on the back to tilt it into her chest to move the center of gravity closer to her then spread her feet forwards and back and lift it up and towards herself?

Edit: Small clarification.
She's lighter than the couch+Castle, so when she tried to tilt it backwards, she would instead tilt forwards.
 
She's lighter than the couch+Castle, so when she tried to tilt it backwards, she would instead tilt forwards.
Slayers have magic strength, not normal strength. You have to make allowances for magical bullshit.

I admit, that was my first thought too: Why isn't the couch breaking?

I would have expected something like- 'And then the couch broke, which was ultimately less impressive.'
Well, he said a few posts up that Castle's furniture is reinforced:
I imagined her stepping behind the couch, gripping the underside, and using her chin to press down on the backrest, keeping it from tipping over, until she can slide the arms under it and stem it up properly. You can assume that Castle's furniture is reinforced - both to resist Slayer wear and tear, and in case he needs to use it as cover.
 

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