Lancaster: Signs
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Yang: All I'm saying is a good Full Nelson could've helped the situation.
Blake: I don't think that works against Xenomorphs.
Yang: But nobody ever tries in the movies. Just step on the tail too and- oh.
There's a sock on the dorm doorknob
Blake: Huh…I guess we're seeing another movie.
Yang: Works for me. Hopefully Weiss will be less sassy after scoring.
Blake: What makes you think Ruby isn't behind the door?
Yang: Pfft, no, no, no, no, I don't have to worry about that yet. She sweats shaking a person hand. It's definitely Weiss.
Blake: Could be both of them.
Yang: My little sister isn't currently behind this door.
Blake: Okay~
Yang: Don't do that. Ruby is probably somewhere trying not to pass out from embarrassment after seeing the sock herself. I mean who would think Weiss would be so bold and forward?
Weiss: Nobody, because "she" isn't.
The black and yellow of team RWBY whip their head around to see the girl crossing her arms as she stared at them with mild blush.
Weiss: Are they done yet?
Yang:…..
It felt instantaneous. The moment Yang so much as twitched her body, a glyph was in front of the door and Blake had her in Full Nelson as she started dragging her away.
Blake: Maybe you're right. This is a handy hold.
Yang: Release me.
Blake: I don't have siblings, but this feels like one of those pivotal moments where you be supportive and not ruin something as it's happening.
Weiss: As a younger sister, Blake is correct. Look at it like this, there's only three reasonable options. If it's Penny, you lose. If it's Pyrrha, you lose. If it's Jaune, you still have to fight Pyrrha.
Yang: That won't save them from my wrath! And if it's none of those three?
Blake and Weiss: Then we'll help you kill them.
Ruby: Who are we killing?
WBY:*turn around* Ruby!?
Ruby:*workout gear* H-Hi? How was the movie?
Weiss: Who's in our dorm!?
Ruby: Huh? Oh, Coco paid me to use it with Velvet. Because their team was tired from a mission.
Yang: Oh cool.
Weiss: Cool!? You can't just rent out our-
Ruby: I swapped our sheets and charged half of Yang's weight in lien.
Weiss: Outstanding.
Yang: My weight!?
Blake: Even when you win, you lose. *lets go* I guess you were right not to worry.
Ruby: Did you think I was in there? A third of my social circle is in this hallway. And the rest are across it.
Weiss: Yeah you need more friends.
Ruby: I'm not taking that from you.
Yang: Welp, now that my adrenaline is calming down, let's go grab a bite or something. Honestly I feel bad. I'm sure Velvet heard some of that.
Ruby: That wouldn't surprise me.
Blake: We'll apologize later.
All four of them walk away in peace, their team life remaining in tact.
Several minutes earlier, inside the dorm.
Yang: *being aggressively loud outside*
Ruby:*puts on shirt* Yeah, so I'm just gonna fly out the window, then come back up through the corridor and lure them away so you can escape.
Jaune: I thought your sister liked me?
Aggressive struggling continues
Ruby: Let's not take risks.
Jaune: Yeah I like my life. Fortunately, *pulls out scroll* Coco said she'd do me a solid for helping Velvet out. Heh, she already said "go for it."
Ruby: Should I be jealous that you have such a cool girl's number?
Jaune:Not after what we've been doing. I don't know about you but I'm still convinced this is a dream.
Ruby:*kisses cheek* I know~
Yang: That won't save them from my wrath!
Ruby:..Let me go prevent a nightmare.
Jaune: Please and thank you.