[RWBY] RWBY Shorts

[Bommel]

Jaune: "gentlemen. Let's raise the stakes, I have on me a bottle of Arclight."

*Sounds of gasps and many exclamations of "bullshit!" *

Ruby: "what's Arclight?"

Arc: "it's the weakest brew that the Arcs produce, it's also the only one we sell to people."

Junior: "it's the strongest liquor you can buy! One drop diluted in a barrel of water is enough to get 400 people shit faced."

Ruby: "dear brothers!"

Jaune: "no we don't sell that brew. Dear brothers is only for funerals and weddings."

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Legally every other form of Arc produced licor is only allowed to be used to strip paint of airships.

Spoiler: Swanson Drink-Off | Parks and Recreation

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HbqRMhLmxE

Spoiler: Backwoods Moonshine Sommelier

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cma67ZoSsas

 

[ThunderBasilisk]

Feral as in violent or feral as in

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Well she started cackling madly and then grabbed a passing Cardin and did unspeakable horrors to his kbees.

 

[cavalal386]

Feral as in violent or feral as in

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yes

 

[LordofBones]

To be fair that's most of Jaune's sisters. But good point.

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"My special power is that I don't have a special power! That's right, I don't have a Tragic Backstory, and my family is alive, well, and not dysfunctional!"

 

[SharkCultist]

and not dysfunctional!"

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It's not nice to lie.

 

[cavalal386]

It's not nice to lie.

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now, now, leave the poor man and his delusions along.

 

[RandomDragon]

now, now, leave the poor man and his delusions along.

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Look they just behaved when he was around, which was around 5-10% of the time…they are batshit crazy when he isn't around and the manor is made into a fortress BECAUSE of the arc family, not for anyone else really.