[RWBY] RWBY Shorts

[Bommel]

Jaune: "You don't put leashes on cats!"

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Does that line imply that Jaune did something similar with Katy, but not a leash because you don't do that with cats.

Funny thing; we had to put our cat on a leash at our campground once when we took it allong with us on vacation cause we couldn't find someone to care for him, and we didn't want to lose him.
It was a very long leash, and attatched to our caravan/travel trailer, so he had a 8 meter radius to move around it (unless he got the rope tangled up in something(s) (which was a lot of times).
He didn't really care for it.

...so funny thing? My sister actually died have a cat harness and leash for her kitty.

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What!!!

 

[AndrewJTalon]

Of course at some point Blake may feel the need to prove she's sexier than a domesticated Cat Faunus. Not that she likes Jaune! Not at all! But someone's gotta put this human in his place!

 

[SharkCultist]

Of course at some point Blake may feel the need to prove she's sexier than a domesticated Cat Faunus. Not that she likes Jaune! Not at all! But someone's gotta put this human in his place!

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Que Blake arranging for Katy to come to beacon so Blake can prove she's better and instead winds up in a 3 way.

 

[LordofBones]

Of course at some point Blake may feel the need to prove she's sexier than a domesticated Cat Faunus. Not that she likes Jaune! Not at all! But someone's gotta put this human in his place!

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Ten years later, Blake is basically Komi Shuuko with a goofy blonde himbo husband. Her team and family still don't know what to make of it. Neither does Blake.

Blake: *somberly* "Though evil has been ended, I must be ever vigilant-"
*This dramatic monologue continues on until she walks in on Jaune, who's just finished lifting the hay bales*
Jaune: "Morning, babe-"
Blake: *undoes her kimono and throws a wink over her bare shoulder* "Nyaa! Betcha can't catch me, mister farmer~"

Que Blake arranging for Katy to come to beacon so Blake can prove she's better and instead winds up in a 3 way.

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Katy: *weakly* "Ohmigawd, I can't feel anything under my boobs."
Blake: *cross-eyed* "It's...it's true...human men are big mean bullies~"
Jaune: *snorts like an angry bull*
Katy and Blake: *staring up and up and up* "Nyaaaa~"

 

[Eclipse Staro]

So got a small idea.

Blake often tells Team RWBY and JNPR that Menagerie is full with dangerous wildlife that is even dangerous to Grimm. Both team decides to visit Menagerie (Blake didn't want to go and face her parent yet but Nora didn't give her a choice and tied her up. Weiss tried to reject the invitation but Yang was holding a black dye and will color her hair black.)

What sort of dangerous local wildlife did they encounter?

Giant Crabs

Jaune: Giant Crabs! I love eating crabs.
Nora: Time to crack some shells. *Grinning while holding her hammer.*
Pyrrha: Must bring lots of crabs for Jaune.
Ren: Knife for sushi, check. Time to get prime fresh meat crab.

Big Desert Horned Lizards

Ruby: Run girls, RUN!
Weiss: Come to Menagerie, they say. It be fun, they say. WELL YANG, ARE YOU HAVING FUN BEING CHASED BY GIANT LIZARDS!
Blake: They also have horns which they use to defend themselves. The locals believe the horns to be medicine.
Yang: Not the time Blake!

 

[Snarky_Hastur]

Head Canon Lore Time!
Today I will focus in on Jaune Arc's Sword, Crocea Mors aka The Yellow Death and a head canon for the blade's lightly ominous name and history that I made up on a whim.


The Modern Arc Family are the survivors of the Noble House of Arc from the Kingdom of Vale's Dynastic Era that ended with the Great War. A house known for fielding many knights and warriors of great renown it is almost hard to believe that it was reduced to a single large family, but when you examine the history of the Family's Ancestorial Blade the answer becomes frightfully clear.
Up until the Great War the Ancestorial Blade was known simply as Ferrum Arcus, in construction it was an ordinary arming sword but the metal it was made of was famed for it's durability and ability to hold an edge, and was one of many of the Ferrum Blades given out as rewards by the Old Kings of the Vale. It was typically wielded by the Head of House and current ruling lord of the Noble House Arc, but often dispensed to members of the family who held important seats withing the Kingdoms Hierarchy. Most Commonly for the House of Arc this was the position of Lord Commander of the Knights of The Vale, the oldest and most storied arm of the Kingdoms Military. The Knights of the Vale are regarded as being akin to Proto-Huntsman, as in their wanning days they were most often fielded to cull Grimm and, in the Great War, fend off hordes allowing the military proper to focus on it's mission unabated.

Ferrum Arcus gained it's collapsible shield/sheath a just before The Great War, and is unfortunately one of the things that saw the diminishment of the Noble House that eventually lead to it's current state. While still in it's infancy, Mech-Shift technology was entering the public eye and the current Lord of House Arc sought to adopt it by forging and accompanying shield for their Ancestorial blade. In his Hubris, the Lord decided to make it from the same metal as the Ferrus Blades, but could not source the metal raw. So using the houses wealth and influence, Lord Arc procured six Ferrus Blades which he had rendered down to make a shield. In the process much of the houses finances and political capital were burned.

The name Crocea Mors didn't emerge until after the Great War, during the Year of Reformation. Post-Great War, Vale ruled the world, regardless of their King's decision to abdicate his throne and create a new system of governance. There was an empty throne to which the world bowed, and many Noble Families that disagreed with the abolishment of the current system of rule, and in fact saw opprotunity. A Civil War was on the horizon, until the Last Lord Commander of the Vale picked up Ferrum Arcus. Loyal to a fault, The Last Lord Commander condemned the Lords of the Vale for their treachery, he called them cowards for refusing to embrace the future that their King had laid out for them and vowed to cut down any Lord that refused to comply. He declared that his blade would be the Death of Cowards, The Yellow Death, Crocea Mors.

He was almost laughed out of the chambers, until he abruptly killed one of the more vocal and hard-lined lords that opposed the King. In the chaos that followed, the Lord Commander cut down three more lords and was subsequently stripped of his position. Attempts at retribution were meet in vain , because as Lord Commander of the Knights of the Vale he did technically have the authority to carry out those executions and less scrupulous means were simply met with Crocea Mors.

 

[AndrewJTalon]

Another saucy idea: Yang has a huge domesticity fetish. She likes the idea of one day being a housewife to a strong man and a good mother to her children-Just like Summer. It would be the ultimate fuck you to Raven, too.

Yes she is gonna be a kickass Huntress and go on adventures but at the end of the day? She does want to someday settle down and having a big, happy family-Just like her real mom.

So whenever Jaune does something thoughtful and future husband/father material, she's fantasizing like Blake does about bondage and racism.

Though she's less overt about it. Mostly.

 

[Bommel]

Another saucy idea: Yang has a huge domesticity fetish. She likes the idea of one day being a housewife to a strong man and a good mother to her children-Just like Summer. It would be the ultimate fuck you to Raven, too.

Yes she is gonna be a kickass Huntress and go on adventures but at the end of the day? She does want to someday settle down and having a big, happy family-Just like her real mom.

So whenever Jaune does something thoughtful and future husband/father material, she's fantasizing like Blake does about bondage and racism.

Though she's less overt about it. Mostly.

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Alternatively, Yang tries to be overt about it, but she's kinda failing at it (or fails incredibly hard).
This would most likely because of something like how every boy who ever tried to get close to her or ask her out were "bad boys" or egotistical jerks who thought that Yang would be "easy" (she's absolutely not, as she's strong, talented, smart, responsable and knows both her worth and all the potential negative consiquenses due to what Raven did).

 

[AndrewJTalon]

Jaune is reading a cookbook in the common room. He's doing it so intently he doesn't even notice Yang sneak up on him.

Jaune: "Hmmm..."

Yang: "Whatcha up to, VB?"

Jaune: "ACK! Oh! Hey Yang! I'm looking up a recipe for goat curry. It's Nora's favorite and since her birthday is coming up, I thought I'd make it for her!"

Yang: takes the cookbook, looks it over "Hmmm... You know, I've cooked a lot of curries back home. How about I handle it?"

Jaune: "You sure?"

Yang: "Hey, I wanna brighten up Nora's big day too!"

Jaune: "That's great! I was going to get the goat!"

Yang: "Right now? The shops are closing soon!"

Jaune: "I'll be getting a wild goat. It's what Nora wants and I wanted to test out the recipe to see if it would be good."

Yang: "Well... How about I get the rest of it ready and you get the goat?"

Jaune: "Really? Thanks Yang!" beams

Yang pulls on an apron and starts gathering the ingredients. Jaune heads out. An hour later, he returns with a dead goat over his shoulders.

Yang: "Ack! Jaune! You can't just bring it in here-!"

Jaune: "I just need to skin and dress it, Yang! It won't take too long, I promise. Besides, we can get the goat skin tanned and make it another gift for Nora!"

Yang: "I thought she loved sloths?"

Jaune: "Yeah, she loves live sloths and dead goats." shrugs

Yang: "Well do it over there on the balcony! You don't want to make a mess!"

Jaune: "All right, I won't. Promise."

Jaune is as good as his word. He skins and prepares the goat expertly, bringing in the meat. Yang uses some Ice Dust to freeze the rest and Jaune wraps it up in a foil bag.

Jaune: "We'll be eating goat for a while..."

Yang: "Lots of ways to prepare it!"

Jaune: "Do you need some help?"

Yang: scowls "What, you saying I can't do it?"

Jaune: "No, no, just offering. I know you're a good cook, Ruby praises you all the time."

Yang: blush "O-Oh? Well, uh... Heh. Yeah. I had to make sure she grew up big and strong, didn't I?"

Jaune: smiles "You did a great job."

Yang: "Oh... Well... Thank you... Vomit Boy."

Yang cooks the goat curry. Jaune takes the frozen meat to the school cafeteria's freezer. He returns to an amazing smell in the kitchenette. He walks in and sees Yang humming along to a song on the radio, dancing a bit in the apron.

Jaune: "... Wow..."

Yang: "Hm? What?"

Jaune: "Ah... N-Nothing! Nothing!"

Yang: "It's about done. Sit down, I'll prepare a sample."

Jaune sits down with a smile. Yang soon prepares the goat curry and brings it out. She sets it down in a bowl in front of Jaune with a smile.

Yang: "Dig in!"

Jaune uses a spoon, takes a bite... Moans happily.

Jaune: "This... This is amazing!"

Yang: "Really?"

Jaune: "Yeah! It's as good as my mom's! Or my big sister Saphron's!" He grinned "You're just... Amazing, Yang."

Yang: "Heh! Come on, cut it out."

Jaune: "N-No, I mean it. You really are amazing." smiles "You're going to be an amazing wife and mother some day."

Yang stares at him intensely. Jaune coughs.

Jaune: "I-I uh, I'm not being sexist or anything! Promise! I-I just think you're amazing! Like, my mom is a doctor and a super strong fighter but she's also an amazing housewife! She-She did it all and she was amazing and I just... I just think you're just as amazing."

Yang: panting hard, her eyes are red as are her cheeks

Jaune: "I uh... I-I'm gonna... S-Sorry!" He turns and runs off

Yang: "W-Wait! I-!"

Jaune dashes out. Yang scowls after him.

Yang: "... That dense idiot... He... He...!"

She giggles a little, then shakes her head rapidly.

Yang: "No! Nonono, you do not have a crush on him! C-Come on! So he went out and hunted an animal, brought it back for you to cook and complimented you... Th-That... Doesn't mean... Anything..."

She sighs.

Yang: "... Goddamnit. I'm just like Mom."

She then brightens.

Yang: "I'm just like Mom~!"

 

[Hylas_Daemonem]

That's really cute actually

 

[RandomDragon]

huh...would be ironic if Nick and Tai both did the same thing for their wives...which means Yang and Ruby have a preference, also means that Nick's side of the family is the Himbo Squad.

dear lord Qrow would flip his shit that its another damn Blonde Himbo!

 

[ThunderBasilisk]

Kek that ending

 

[AndrewJTalon]

huh...would be ironic if Nick and Tai both did the same thing for their wives...which means Yang and Ruby have a preference, also means that Nick's side of the family is the Himbo Squad.

dear lord Qrow would flip his shit that its another damn Blonde Himbo!

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Qrow: "Damnit Tai! You-Another you is seducing Ruby and Yang!"

Tai: "Who? Who is this bastard?!"

Qrow: "Jaune Arc!"

Tai: "Wait... Nick and Isabel's boy?"

Qrow: "YEAH! I didn't know they'd raised him to be a playboy but-!"

Tai: "OH THANK GOD!"

Qrow: "Eh?!"

Tai: "Qrow, Isabel is a doctor and Nick is a militia captain. They own a farm. They're old money! You know what that means?!"

Qrow: "... That if Ruby and Yang marry him, we'll all be set for life?"

Tai: "EXACTLY!"

Qrow: "I dunno Tai. Shouldn't they marry for love or something like that?"

Tai: "Come on, he was raised by Nick and Izzy! He'll be a golden retriever in human form! It'll all work out!"

Qrow: "I don't know-"

Tai: "They also own a brewery."

Qrow: "... You talked me into it."

 

[Sinestro corpsman]

Qrow: "Damnit Tai! You-Another you is seducing Ruby and Yang!"

Tai: "Who? Who is this bastard?!"

Qrow: "Jaune Arc!"

Tai: "Wait... Nick and Isabel's boy?"

Qrow: "YEAH! I didn't know they'd raised him to be a playboy but-!"

Tai: "OH THANK GOD!"

Qrow: "Eh?!"

Tai: "Qrow, Isabel is a doctor and Nick is a militia captain. They own a farm. They're old money! You know what that means?!"

Qrow: "... That if Ruby and Yang marry him, we'll all be set for life?"

Tai: "EXACTLY!"

Qrow: "I dunno Tai. Shouldn't they marry for love or something like that?"

Tai: "Come on, he was raised by Nick and Izzy! He'll be a golden retriever in human form! It'll all work out!"

Qrow: "I don't know-"

Tai: "They also own a brewery."

Qrow: "... You talked me into it."

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Sadly for Tai & Qrow (mainly Qrow) the Arcs are nobles that continue the tradition of Dowries not bride prices.

 

[AndrewJTalon]

Sadly for Tai & Qrow (mainly Qrow) the Arcs are nobles that continue the tradition of Dowries not bride prices.

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So Tai and Qrow are gonna have to scramble to get that dowry together. They might ask Ozpin for help.

Tai: "Think of it! A whole new clan of Silver Eyed Warriors... With Arc Aura power!"

Ozpin: "... You son of a bitch, I'm in."

 

[Bommel]

Tai: "Qrow, Isabel is a doctor and Nick is a militia captain. They own a farm. They're old money! You know what that means?!"

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Sadly for Tai & Qrow (mainly Qrow) the Arcs are nobles that continue the tradition of Dowries not bride prices.

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Jaune being secretly royalty and a humble farmboy is so incredibly tropy and cliché that it's actually hilarious.

 

[AndrewJTalon]

Jaune being secretly royalty and a humble farmboy is so incredibly tropy and cliché that it's actually hilarious.

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Again, originally, in Monty's notes, he was a descendant of the King of Vale but was now a humble farmboy. I just took that and ran with the interpretation.

The Arcs WERE royalty a very long time ago. Then they were landed nobles who basically owned Radian. Now they're just farm nobles who are land rich but mostly money poor. Their glory days are well behind them. Isabel helped restore some prestige by opening a hospital in Radian, but they're nowhere near as rich and powerful as they used to be. So Jaune grew up with badass parents and relatives and was surrounded with reminders of how amazing the Arcs used to be. That would inspire him to try and be like that again.

But yeah, in the modern day the Arcs are fairly well off but have no throne or claim to a throne anymore.

 

[SharkCultist]

nowhere near as rich and powerful as they used to be.

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I give this one a 50%

They're definitely not as rich, but powerful? Look at the big ass family tree and web of friends. They're better connected than the illuminati.

They probably have way more power then when they were directly rulers, they're just too good people to take advantage of it.

 

[AndrewJTalon]

I give this one a 50%

They're definitely not as rich, but powerful? Look at the big ass family tree and web of friends. They're better connected than the illuminati.

They probably have way more power then when they were directly rulers, they're just too good people to take advantage of it.

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Well... Absolutely, yes. Nana Arturia did rule the largest empire the world has ever seen and Papa Shirou is still her consort. And they have a HUGE family and web of connections. Isabel and Nick are best friends with an actual King and Queen of a Small Kingdom!

But they don't abuse this power because of who they are. For the most part.

I feel it would be a credit to Jaune's character if he considered asking his relatives to get him into Beacon, but decided he had to do it on his own.

 

[SharkCultist]

Very noble Jaune. Incredibly stupid, but noble.

 

[LordofBones]

So got a small idea.

Blake often tells Team RWBY and JNPR that Menagerie is full with dangerous wildlife that is even dangerous to Grimm. Both team decides to visit Menagerie (Blake didn't want to go and face her parent yet but Nora didn't give her a choice and tied her up. Weiss tried to reject the invitation but Yang was holding a black dye and will color her hair black.)

What sort of dangerous local wildlife did they encounter?

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Blake: *staring up at the 'Menagerie Park' sign* "What the hell?!"
Jaune: *relaxing on his bags of moolah* "It's not our fault that nobody monetized an island of prehistoric monsters."

 

[SharkCultist]

Blake: *staring up at the 'Menagerie Park' sign* "What the hell?!"
Jaune: *relaxing on his bags of moolah* "It's not our fault that nobody monetized an island of prehistoric monsters."

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*Que Nora on the kazoo playing the Jurassic Park theme*

 

[SharkCultist]

...ok so this might be my dumbest idea yet.

Mercury Black gets a bad case of food poisoning while at beacon and as per school rules they contact his closest living relative.

His father's younger brother.

Jack.

Jack Black.

 

[AndrewJTalon]

Neo, currently in the form of Mint, wandered the hallways of the Beacon student dorms. She was bored, which she usually relieved by finding someone or something to stab or prank. But Meany McBurnsalot didn't let her cut loose. They had to "maintain their cover". Hmph.

Sure, Neo could appreciate a good set up and ambush, but this fire chick was taking so damn long. She was also threatening to burn Roman to ashes, which definitely cheesed her off.

She noticed the door to the team JNPR common room was open. She could check in on one of their top targets. She could see Green Boy keep pretending Pink Hammer Girl wasn't flirting with him. Or see the Blonde Doofus goof off on his Invincible Girl Partner. Or-

She froze. The smell of sweet pastries and the soft scent of mint and hot chocolate fudge filled her nostrils. Her eyes locked onto the source.

And widened in shock.

The blonde doofus was cooking crepes... And... And... Filling them with... Ice cream?!

"Oh hey!" Jaune Arc greeted her with a smile. "Mint, right? Come on in!"

Neo blinked a few times, but shrugged. She walked up to the kitchenette, where ice cream, nuts, fruit and many other items laid out. The doofus himself had a blue apron on and had just finished filling a crepe with ice cream. He added nuts, chocolate sauce, and fruit to it before expertly wrapping it up. He put a paper towel around it, serving as a wrapper, before he added whipped cream and a cherry on top. He beamed at her.

"You mind acting as taste tester?" He asked. "I'm making desserts for this week since we passed midterms and-"

Neo snatched the crepe from his hand with her usual speed and dexterity, and took a bite.

"I... Guess that's a yes," Jaune observed dryly.

Not that Neo noticed. The delicate mixture of flavors danced across her tongue, before spreading up into her brain and throughout her body. She sucked in a breath through her nostrils as a truly divine chill filled her entire body, from her head to her toes.

She moaned mentally, closing her eyes. The crepe has just the right mixture of sugar, egg, milk, and even a hint of lemon. And the ice cream...! The toppings...! All picked for the perfect mixture of sweetness, tartness, and crunch!
She took another bite. And another. Another!

It felt like a cold arctic breeze washed over her as she dragged herself through the desert. She wrapped her arms around herself and shivered.

Mmm... All together, it's not just food... It's an experience!
She opened her eyes. She licked her lips. The blonde doofus smiled warmly at her, another crepe already prepared.

"Good?"

Neo nodded furiously. He held up the next crepe, and her mouth watered.

"Want more?"

She grabbed the treat. She locked eyes with him this time as she bit down on the crepe. She slid her tongue into it and slurped up the cream and fruit sensuously. She downed the crepe, slowly, sensually, and finished it off with a loud, almost lewd gulp. She licked her lips, the divine essence of the dessert again transforming her mortal existence into something... More.

Jaune smiled widely.

"Good?"

A handsome blonde dessert chef offering her the very food of the Gods themselves?! How could it be anything BUT good?!

She nodded and shot him her warmest bedroom eyes. She was sure her pupils were hearts right now.

"Great! I'll make more," he said cheerfully. He turned to rummage in the cabinets. Neo paid close attention to his rump, which was quite nice.

Perhaps Neo had been approaching this job all wrong. She could get closer to their targets by befriending this doofus. Get this doofus to trust her. Then at the right moment, this doofus would be at her mercy. Covered in chocolate sauce that she would lick right up-

She shook her head rapidly. Now was not the time. She had to be patient.

"Ow!" Jaune groaned and rubbed the top of his head. He'd bumped it on the inside of a cabinet and now his rump was higher in the air. "Stupid cabinets, too small-EEP!"

He bonked his head and groaned before he pulled away and looked over his shoulder. Neo sat perched on her chair, looking innocent, as Jaune rubbed his behind.

"Ow... What pinched me?"

Neo smirked.

But not too patient.

 

[SharkCultist]

Neo, currently in the form of Mint, wandered the hallways of the Beacon student dorms. She was bored, which she usually relieved by finding someone or something to stab or prank. But Meany McBurnsalot didn't let her cut loose. They had to "maintain their cover". Hmph.

Sure, Neo could appreciate a good set up and ambush, but this fire chick was taking so damn long. She was also threatening to burn Roman to ashes, which definitely cheesed her off.

She noticed the door to the team JNPR common room was open. Well, maybe she could check in on one of their top targets. She could see Green Boy keep pretending Pink Hammer Girl wasn't flirting with him. Or see the Blonde Doofus goof off on his Invincible Girl Partner. Or-

She froze. The smell of sweet pastries filled her nostrils and the soft scent of mint and hot chocolate fudge. Her eyes locked onto the source.

And widened in shock.

The blonde doofus was cooking crepes... And... And... Filling them with... Ice cream?!

"Oh hey!" Jaune Arc greeted her with a smile. "Mint, right? Come on in!"

Neo blinked a few times, but shrugged. She walked up to the kitchenette, where ice cream, nuts, fruit and many other items laid out. The doofus himself had a blue apron on and had just finished filling a crepe with ice cream. He then added nuts, chocolate sauce, and fruit to it before he expertly wrapped it up. He put a paper towel around it, serving as a wrapper, before he added whipped cream and a cherry on top. He beamed at her.

"You mind acting as taste tester?" He asked. "I'm making desserts for this week since we passed midterms and-"

Neo snatched the crepe from his hand with her usual speed and dexterity, and took a bite.

"I... Guess that's a yes," Jaune observed dryly.

Not that Neo noticed. The delicate mixture of flavors danced across her tongue, before spreading up into her brain and throughout her body. She sucked in a breath through her nostrils as a truly divine chill filled her entire body, from her head to her toes.

The crepe has just the right mixture of sugar, egg, milk, and even a hint of lemon, she moaned mentally, closing her eyes, And the ice cream...! The toppings...! All picked for the perfect mixture of sweetness, tart, and crunchy!
She took another bite. And another. Another!

It felt like a cold arctic breeze was washing over her as she dragged herself through the desert. She wrapped her arms around herself and shivered.

Mmm... All together, it's not just food... It's an experience!
She opened her eyes. She licked her lips. The blonde doofus smiled warmly at her, another crepe already prepared.

"Good?"

Neo nodded furiously. He held up the next crepe, and her mouth watered.

"Want more?"

She grabbed the treat. This time, she locked eyes with him as she bit down on the crepe. She slid her tongue into it and slurped up the cream and fruit sensuously. She downed the crepe, slowly, sensually, and finished it off with a loud, almost lewd gulp. She licked her lips, the divine essence of the dessert again transforming her mortal existence into something... More.

Jaune smiled widely.

"Good?"

A handsome blonde dessert chef offering her the very food of the Gods themselves?! How could it be anything BUT good?!

She nodded and shot him her warmest bedroom eyes. She was actually pretty sure her pupils were hearts right now.

"Great! I'll make more," he said cheerfully.

Perhaps Neo had been approaching this job all wrong. Maybe she could get closer to their targets by befriending this doofus. Getting close to this doofus. Having this doofus at her mercy, drizzling this doofus with chocolate sauce and licking it all up~.

It sure would make this a less boring assignment, that was for sure!

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Roman: so Neo is out of the picture for the vital festival.

Cinder: what happened is she compromised?

Roman: kinda? She kept visiting this guy who was cooking a bunch of sweets and she has terrible impulse control.

Cinder: did she stab him for the treats?

Roman: no she's in the hospital. She almost OD'd on sugar and now has and I quote "a entirely new type of diabetes. Your survival spits in the face of God."

 

[TheFabulousCustodes]

I feel it would be a credit to Jaune's character if he considered asking his relatives to get him into Beacon, but decided he had to do it on his own.

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Ruby - "Wait, if your parents and so many of your relatives were huntsmen or warriors, weren't there loads of better choices of armor or weapons for you to take to Beacon?"

Jaune - "Definitely. My dad also runs the Miltia, and keeps alot of gear confiscated from bandits, thieves, and that one group of White Fang racists that tried to stir up trouble in Radian a couple years back. The problem is I felt that using all that gear, especially the cutting edge Atlas mechashift weapons, would justify my parents saying I didn't have what it took to become a Huntsmen. My father came to Beacon with practically the same gear I did, and my mom prefers to just punch things. Taking it felt to me, like admitting I needed a crutch to accomplish what they did. So, I didn't."

 

[AndrewJTalon]

Ruby - "Wait, if your parents and so many of your relatives were huntsmen or warriors, weren't there loads of better choices of armor or weapons for you to take to Beacon?"

Jaune - "Definitely. My dad also runs the Miltia, and keeps alot of gear confiscated from bandits, thieves, and that one group of White Fang racists that tried to stir up trouble in Radian a couple years back. The problem is I felt that using all that gear, especially the cutting edge Atlas mechashift weapons, would justify my parents saying I didn't have what it took to become a Huntsmen. My father came to Beacon with practically the same gear I did, and my mom prefers to just punch things. Taking it felt to me, like admitting I needed a crutch to accomplish what they did. So, I didn't."

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Yang: "Well... I gotta say, VB... You're my kind of stupid."

Jaune: blush "Thanks..."

Pyrrha: "Your pride is admirable... As long as you don't let it overwhelm your good sense."

Jaune: wince "I know... And thank you for being patient with me while I figured that out."

Pyrrha: beam "Always."

 

[TheFabulousCustodes]

Yang: "Well... I gotta say, VB... You're my kind of stupid."

Jaune: blush "Thanks..."

Pyrrha: "Your pride is admirable... As long as you don't let it overwhelm your good sense."

Jaune: wince "I know... And thank you for being patient with me while I figured that out."

Pyrrha: beam "Always."

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Ruby - "Well, you've definitely proved you belong here now, and that means we're building you a modern Huntsmen weapon, and fitting you out with some proper armor! Yang, go get the armory key from Professor Port, and I'll go get the machinist's forge fired up. It's time for make a new baby!"

Yang - "Heck, yeah!"

Pyrrha - "I'll help!

Weiss - "I suppose I could share some prototype mechashift blueprints my families company has been working on for the Atlas Academy."

Sometime Later​

Qrow - "Hey kids, You seen my nieces anywhere?

Nora - "Ruby and Yang? Last I heard they, Weiss, and Pyrrha were shut up in the forge with Fearless Leader making babies!"

Qrow - "What is it with Beacon producing men that can't be satisfied with one women?!?! Just wait till I get a hold of that little Romeo!"

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[SharkCultist]

Ruby - "Well, you've definitely proved you belong here now, and that means we're building you a modern Huntsmen weapon, and fitting you out with some proper armor! Yang, go get the armory key from Professor Port, and I'll go get the machinist's forge fired up. It's time for make a new baby!"

Yang - "Heck, yeah!"

Pyrrha - "I'll help!

Weiss - "I suppose I could share some prototype mechashift blueprints my families company has been working on for the Atlas Academy."

Sometime Later​

Qrow - "Hey kids, You seen my nieces anywhere?

Nora - "Ruby and Yang? Last I heard they, Weiss, and Pyrrha were shut up in the forge with Fearless Leader making babies!"

Qrow - "What is it with Beacon producing men that can't be satisfied with one women?!?! Just wait till I get a hold of that little Romeo!"

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Click to shrink...

...for some reason I get the feeling Jaune is going to end up with this as an emergency weapon.


View: https://youtu.be/lueIajfi34w?si=pswNaeQqQlpRPF6_

 

[TheFabulousCustodes]

The sword rifle from Transformers: Age of Extinction was pretty cool, and that thing packed a punch.