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[RWBY] RWBY Shorts
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A kind of dark but not really idea.
Teams JNR and RWBY don't know why Pyrrha didn't have any friends before then.
She's a sweet, kind, polite girl. Sure she's a bit competitive but not too bad.
Until they meet Arslan. She strolled into class one day another guest fighter like Mercury and just like Mercury she picked Pyrrha.
It was a shockingly brutal fight. Pyrrha was getting pushed back constantly, but if anything having the advantage seemed to enrage her opponent.
"Where are they?"
"What?"
Pyrrha ate a kick that almost launched her out of the arena.
"Where are your fangs?"
Arslan was well and truly pissed at this point. She had thrown away her weapons and was just waiting on Pyrrha.
"Where is the strength? The brutality? The all consuming drive to win?!"
It was hard to see but Ruby thinks she may have seen a glimmer of tears.
"Where is the pillar of strength I trained to fight until my bones broke?"
She kicked Pyrrha back towards the center of the ring.
"Where's the fighter that stood on a mountain of beaten opponents after three days of nonstop fighting?!"
She rushed towards Pyrrha seemingly intent on finally finishing things.
Where is the Crimson Catastrophe!"
The catastrophe was right in front of them. Pyrrha shot forward with a black glow something menacing in her eyes as she began to absolutely tear Arslan apart.
The poor girl never even got to touch the ground again until she was already unconscious and bound for a wheelchair for a few months.
And looking at the blank faced Pyrrha standing over the half dead girl. Her friends had a small inkling of why she might have had issues making friends.
Teams JNR and RWBY don't know why Pyrrha didn't have any friends before then.
She's a sweet, kind, polite girl. Sure she's a bit competitive but not too bad.
Until they meet Arslan. She strolled into class one day another guest fighter like Mercury and just like Mercury she picked Pyrrha.
It was a shockingly brutal fight. Pyrrha was getting pushed back constantly, but if anything having the advantage seemed to enrage her opponent.
"Where are they?"
"What?"
Pyrrha ate a kick that almost launched her out of the arena.
"Where are your fangs?"
Arslan was well and truly pissed at this point. She had thrown away her weapons and was just waiting on Pyrrha.
"Where is the strength? The brutality? The all consuming drive to win?!"
It was hard to see but Ruby thinks she may have seen a glimmer of tears.
"Where is the pillar of strength I trained to fight until my bones broke?"
She kicked Pyrrha back towards the center of the ring.
"Where's the fighter that stood on a mountain of beaten opponents after three days of nonstop fighting?!"
She rushed towards Pyrrha seemingly intent on finally finishing things.
Where is the Crimson Catastrophe!"
The catastrophe was right in front of them. Pyrrha shot forward with a black glow something menacing in her eyes as she began to absolutely tear Arslan apart.
The poor girl never even got to touch the ground again until she was already unconscious and bound for a wheelchair for a few months.
And looking at the blank faced Pyrrha standing over the half dead girl. Her friends had a small inkling of why she might have had issues making friends.
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Ah Pyrrha is that one character who if timed right never lets their opponent touch the ground after the chain starts.
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If she were a gaming character she'd be the almost impossible to unlock secret boss that if you were playing the game using quarters you'd probably put someone through college trying to beat her.
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Did you base her rant off Tai Lung from Kung Fu Panda?
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Actually I was thinking about part of air gear.
The Arc Clan: Uncle Brand
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Training missions were the bread and butter of Beacon students. Headmaster Ozpin firmly believed that Hunters should get to know the people and lands they would be protecting and get a taste of how the job really worked beyond the sensationalistic books, comics and movies portrayed.
What Ruby Rose was learning was that most of it was... Dull.
"Uggggh," Ruby moaned, leaning against the wall in the Beacon mission office as other Hunter teams milled around or waited in line, "This is sooo boring!"
The rest of RWBY was gathered around in a waiting area of cheap couches, coffee tables, and chairs.
"It is a critical part of being a Huntress, Ruby," Weiss gently scolded, though judging from the fashion magazine she was reading, she too was not enthused about the wait time.
"Yeah, the worst part," Ruby grumbled. Yang shadowboxed nearby, while Blake read through another of her novels. Ruby laid on a couch and childishly kicked her legs up in the air.
"Our trainer should have already shown up!" Ruby whined.
"Yeah, he should, and stop that," Yang stated with a scowl, "You're giving the boys a show."
"Nuh uh! I wear shorts under my combat skirt!" Ruby insisted.
"Skintight shorts!"
"You do go around in those yourself, Yang," Blake observed. Yang flushed.
"Well my little sister shouldn't act like that!"
"You were the one bending over in a low cut top around Jaune yesterday," Ruby accused Yang. The blonde brawler had the decency to blush before clearing her throat.
"Th-That's different! He has seven sisters, he knows how a girl should look!"
"And you say I'm tsundere," Weiss huffed.
"You are," Blake smirked.
"I am not!"
"Team RWBY!"
All four girls got to their feet at the barked order and stared at the newcomer. It was a tall, neatly coiffed blond man in a tan business suit, blue undershirt, leopard-print tie, and stylish goggle-like sunglasses. A small battleaxe wrapped in white tiger print hung from his side. Yang was the first to recover and scowled.
"Who are you?"
"I'm your trainer for the day's mission," the man spoke firmly, "Brand Arc."
Four sets of jaws dropped. Ruby recovered first this time.
"Are-Are you related to Jaune Arc, by any chance?"
"Yes," Brand stated firmly, "He is my nephew. I am Isabel's younger brother."
"Another one?!" Weiss muttered in exasperation. Yang elbowed her. "OW! What?"
JNPR was passing by at that moment. They stopped and Jaune grinned. He ran up and hugged Brand.
"Uncle Brand! You made it!"
The grim look on the man's face softened just a bit, as he briefly returned the hug.
"It's good to see you well, Jaune," he said with a nod. Jaune grinned back as his other teammates walked up too. Pyrrha beamed warmly as Nora waved and Ren nodded respectfully.
"Nice to meet you, Mister Arc," Pyrrha said, "I'm Pyrrha Nikos, this is Nora Valkyrie, and that's Lie Ren. We're Jaune's teammates."
Brand nodded respectfully back as Jaune pulled away.
"Both of your teams have been assigned to me," he stated, "For a routine investigation mission near Gallia." He stared at Weiss. "Weiss Schnee, correct?"
"Yes sir," Weiss said with a respectful nod. He shook his head.
"Your father made a catastrophically bad deal with Wayland Motors. He should find people who know the military airship business next time," he stated. Weiss blinked rapidly with a new respect in her eyes.
"You know about that?"
"Yeah!" Jaune grinned, "Uncle Brand was an investment banker for Njord Investments!"
Weiss and Pyrrha's eyes bugged out.
"The biggest investment firm in Atlas?!" Pyrrha gasped. Brand nodded.
"The same," he stated. "I worked as a Level One Advisor."
Blake's eyes narrowed.
"So you were good enough to advise on the state level in regards to international trade," she said, "For Atlas."
Brand nodded.
"Yes. Incidentally, Miss Belladonna, your parents are making excellent gains in the metals market, but every time White Fang launches an attack their efforts to set up a CCT tower in Menagerie has to restart from scratch. Until that changes, Menagerie will always be a high risk investment, though your parents have done a good job on the local economic level."
"I..." Blake blinked rapidly, her ears twitching beneath her bow, "Th-Thanks?"
"Wait," Weiss interjected, "If you're so good, why are you working as a Huntsman? Um, n-no offense."
Brand nodded gravely.
"That's simple: The current finance market is shit!"
The vehemence in his voice made almost everyone jump. Brand shook his head.
"The economy is in a slump right now and dealing with a bunch of spoiled brats with too much money is deleterious to the soul."
"So, you like being a Huntsman better?" Pyrrha asked with a photogenic smile. Brand shook his head.
"No. Being a Hunter is also shit!"
Again, everyone jumped at the force he put into that word. Brand adjusted his glasses.
"The same economic slowdown means that while Grimm are still a problem, Hunter wages aren't going up save in areas of the worst trouble. And even then you need to get paid by corporations with investments in the area to make any real money. If they don't just hire on mercenaries for cheaper. In short..."
He shook his head and crossed his arms.
"Work is shit! But, man must work to survive. So you may as well do the work you are best suited for. And that's Hunting."
Jaune smiled at his brusque uncle.
"You haven't changed at all," he said. Brand nodded.
"It happens to all adults, you get set in your ways. Now, give me your paperwork. I'll sort it out."
Ruby transmitted the paperwork. Brand opened his own Scroll, and sorted through it. He hit "send", and green lights appeared on his Scroll screen.
"Good. We're all set," he stated.
"That fast?!" Ruby gasped.
"Uncle Brand is great at sorting out paperwork!" Jaune enthused.
Brand nodded grimly.
"It is a suffering one must get used to," he stated. "Come! Let's get on our way."
"So, he's a finance wizard but he's back to fighting?" Weiss muttered to Jaune as the two teams followed Brand out the door. Yang, Ruby and Pyrrha all seemed to cluster around Jaune and shoot eachother dirty looks.
Jaune nodded.
"Yeah. He paid his way through college by hunting after my grandparents died when he was a kid. Same for my mom, my other uncles and my aunt."
"I see," Weiss frowned, "I do hope he's not out of practice."
"Come on, Weiss, he's built under those clothes," Yang grinned. Weiss huffed.
"That's not enough to prove he's any good! Jaune's built like a beast but-but he's still terrible at fighting!"
Jaune blushed deeply. Weiss, after a moment, followed suit.
"N-Not that I was looking!" She declared.
"Tsundere~," Yang mocked.
"I AM NOT!" Weiss shook her head. "Anyway, Mister Arc needs to prove his prowess! L-Like anyone else!"
- - -
As it turned out, a bandit gang attacked one of the settlements on their investigation mission. They had the bad luck to attack the village just as Brand and the teams arrived. It was short, brutal... And extremely one sided.
As Brand proceeded to demolish most of the Bandits all by himself with just his short axe and fists. One bandit tried to knife him in the back, but Brand just backhanded him back through a wall.
JNPR and RWBY stared as Brand seized one bandit by the ponytail. The young man whimpered in terror as Brand loomed over him.
"Where is your base and how many comrades do you have?" He snarled.
"I-I can't-!"
"Where is your base and how many comrades do you have?" Brand growled, tightening his grip on the young man's ponytail and pulling back hard. The young man yelped.
"N-NEAR THE WATERFALL! BY THE LAKE! FIFTEEN AT LEAST!"
Brand slammed the man face first through a brick wall. Having his Aura activated, the man was shaken but not badly hurt.
"How many comrades do you have?" Brand again demanded. The ponytailed man screamed.
"Um... Maybe we should stop this?" Ruby offered, staring with the rest of her team at the scene. Jaune shook his head.
"No. These bandits have been killing innocent people and worse things around here," he said firmly, "He should be scared. My uncle's not a sadist though: You won't get any useful information with torture. Intimidation and some rough treatment will do the trick."
"Oh yeah, totally!" Nora said cheerfully, "I mean, you gotta build up to that! Only break their limbs if you need to! They're a huge hassle if you hurt them too badly!"
"Indeed," Ren stated, "We've learned this the hard way."
"Wha-" Ruby's eyes bugged out. "Seriously?! Don't you have any-any issues with this, guys?!"
Yang, Weiss, Pyrrha, and Blake all stared at Brand manhandling the prisoner... With deep red faces.
"Guys?!" Ruby demanded.
"Wh-What? What?" Weiss mumbled. "Oh, um, as long as he's not too badly harmed, it should be okay?"
"JAUNE!" Brand shouted, "Get over here. You're going to help me demonstrate the proper way to interrogate a prisoner!"
"Sure thing Uncle!" Jaune said cheerfully.
"C-Could I volunteer to play the prisoner?" Pyrrha asked hopefully.
"You?!" Yang growled.
"I'm very familiar with interrogations, I'd be best at it," Blake said quickly.
"Seriously?!" Weiss demanded. Ruby brightened. "I should do it! I've gone through the training! And-And I have a ponytail too that he can grab onto!"
And Ruby's face fell.
"Seriously?!"
Brand shook his head.
"No, we already have the bandit for that," Brand stated, "And different interrogation styles will help you learn from your mistakes. Though keep that in mind for the future! Practice is shit, but if you don't do it you will be shit!"
"Yes Uncle Brand!" Jaune said cheerfully. He seized the whimpering bandit's ponytail and yanked hard. "Like this?"
"No, no, more with the wrist," Brand corrected his nephew.
Ruby turned bright red. Thoughts of growing out her hair to get a ponytail emerged... And she frantically shook her head to clear her thoughts.
Stupid hormones!
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Naturally, Brand Arc is heavily based on Nanami Kento from Jujutsu Kaisen. Kento means "Sword" in Japanese, so I replaced his name with "Brand" which means the same thing in Old English. And I had to reference how thirsty girls got over seeing Nanami manhandle a badguy with a ponytail.
What Ruby Rose was learning was that most of it was... Dull.
"Uggggh," Ruby moaned, leaning against the wall in the Beacon mission office as other Hunter teams milled around or waited in line, "This is sooo boring!"
The rest of RWBY was gathered around in a waiting area of cheap couches, coffee tables, and chairs.
"It is a critical part of being a Huntress, Ruby," Weiss gently scolded, though judging from the fashion magazine she was reading, she too was not enthused about the wait time.
"Yeah, the worst part," Ruby grumbled. Yang shadowboxed nearby, while Blake read through another of her novels. Ruby laid on a couch and childishly kicked her legs up in the air.
"Our trainer should have already shown up!" Ruby whined.
"Yeah, he should, and stop that," Yang stated with a scowl, "You're giving the boys a show."
"Nuh uh! I wear shorts under my combat skirt!" Ruby insisted.
"Skintight shorts!"
"You do go around in those yourself, Yang," Blake observed. Yang flushed.
"Well my little sister shouldn't act like that!"
"You were the one bending over in a low cut top around Jaune yesterday," Ruby accused Yang. The blonde brawler had the decency to blush before clearing her throat.
"Th-That's different! He has seven sisters, he knows how a girl should look!"
"And you say I'm tsundere," Weiss huffed.
"You are," Blake smirked.
"I am not!"
"Team RWBY!"
All four girls got to their feet at the barked order and stared at the newcomer. It was a tall, neatly coiffed blond man in a tan business suit, blue undershirt, leopard-print tie, and stylish goggle-like sunglasses. A small battleaxe wrapped in white tiger print hung from his side. Yang was the first to recover and scowled.
"Who are you?"
"I'm your trainer for the day's mission," the man spoke firmly, "Brand Arc."
Four sets of jaws dropped. Ruby recovered first this time.
"Are-Are you related to Jaune Arc, by any chance?"
"Yes," Brand stated firmly, "He is my nephew. I am Isabel's younger brother."
"Another one?!" Weiss muttered in exasperation. Yang elbowed her. "OW! What?"
JNPR was passing by at that moment. They stopped and Jaune grinned. He ran up and hugged Brand.
"Uncle Brand! You made it!"
The grim look on the man's face softened just a bit, as he briefly returned the hug.
"It's good to see you well, Jaune," he said with a nod. Jaune grinned back as his other teammates walked up too. Pyrrha beamed warmly as Nora waved and Ren nodded respectfully.
"Nice to meet you, Mister Arc," Pyrrha said, "I'm Pyrrha Nikos, this is Nora Valkyrie, and that's Lie Ren. We're Jaune's teammates."
Brand nodded respectfully back as Jaune pulled away.
"Both of your teams have been assigned to me," he stated, "For a routine investigation mission near Gallia." He stared at Weiss. "Weiss Schnee, correct?"
"Yes sir," Weiss said with a respectful nod. He shook his head.
"Your father made a catastrophically bad deal with Wayland Motors. He should find people who know the military airship business next time," he stated. Weiss blinked rapidly with a new respect in her eyes.
"You know about that?"
"Yeah!" Jaune grinned, "Uncle Brand was an investment banker for Njord Investments!"
Weiss and Pyrrha's eyes bugged out.
"The biggest investment firm in Atlas?!" Pyrrha gasped. Brand nodded.
"The same," he stated. "I worked as a Level One Advisor."
Blake's eyes narrowed.
"So you were good enough to advise on the state level in regards to international trade," she said, "For Atlas."
Brand nodded.
"Yes. Incidentally, Miss Belladonna, your parents are making excellent gains in the metals market, but every time White Fang launches an attack their efforts to set up a CCT tower in Menagerie has to restart from scratch. Until that changes, Menagerie will always be a high risk investment, though your parents have done a good job on the local economic level."
"I..." Blake blinked rapidly, her ears twitching beneath her bow, "Th-Thanks?"
"Wait," Weiss interjected, "If you're so good, why are you working as a Huntsman? Um, n-no offense."
Brand nodded gravely.
"That's simple: The current finance market is shit!"
The vehemence in his voice made almost everyone jump. Brand shook his head.
"The economy is in a slump right now and dealing with a bunch of spoiled brats with too much money is deleterious to the soul."
"So, you like being a Huntsman better?" Pyrrha asked with a photogenic smile. Brand shook his head.
"No. Being a Hunter is also shit!"
Again, everyone jumped at the force he put into that word. Brand adjusted his glasses.
"The same economic slowdown means that while Grimm are still a problem, Hunter wages aren't going up save in areas of the worst trouble. And even then you need to get paid by corporations with investments in the area to make any real money. If they don't just hire on mercenaries for cheaper. In short..."
He shook his head and crossed his arms.
"Work is shit! But, man must work to survive. So you may as well do the work you are best suited for. And that's Hunting."
Jaune smiled at his brusque uncle.
"You haven't changed at all," he said. Brand nodded.
"It happens to all adults, you get set in your ways. Now, give me your paperwork. I'll sort it out."
Ruby transmitted the paperwork. Brand opened his own Scroll, and sorted through it. He hit "send", and green lights appeared on his Scroll screen.
"Good. We're all set," he stated.
"That fast?!" Ruby gasped.
"Uncle Brand is great at sorting out paperwork!" Jaune enthused.
Brand nodded grimly.
"It is a suffering one must get used to," he stated. "Come! Let's get on our way."
"So, he's a finance wizard but he's back to fighting?" Weiss muttered to Jaune as the two teams followed Brand out the door. Yang, Ruby and Pyrrha all seemed to cluster around Jaune and shoot eachother dirty looks.
Jaune nodded.
"Yeah. He paid his way through college by hunting after my grandparents died when he was a kid. Same for my mom, my other uncles and my aunt."
"I see," Weiss frowned, "I do hope he's not out of practice."
"Come on, Weiss, he's built under those clothes," Yang grinned. Weiss huffed.
"That's not enough to prove he's any good! Jaune's built like a beast but-but he's still terrible at fighting!"
Jaune blushed deeply. Weiss, after a moment, followed suit.
"N-Not that I was looking!" She declared.
"Tsundere~," Yang mocked.
"I AM NOT!" Weiss shook her head. "Anyway, Mister Arc needs to prove his prowess! L-Like anyone else!"
- - -
As it turned out, a bandit gang attacked one of the settlements on their investigation mission. They had the bad luck to attack the village just as Brand and the teams arrived. It was short, brutal... And extremely one sided.
As Brand proceeded to demolish most of the Bandits all by himself with just his short axe and fists. One bandit tried to knife him in the back, but Brand just backhanded him back through a wall.
JNPR and RWBY stared as Brand seized one bandit by the ponytail. The young man whimpered in terror as Brand loomed over him.
"Where is your base and how many comrades do you have?" He snarled.
"I-I can't-!"
"Where is your base and how many comrades do you have?" Brand growled, tightening his grip on the young man's ponytail and pulling back hard. The young man yelped.
"N-NEAR THE WATERFALL! BY THE LAKE! FIFTEEN AT LEAST!"
Brand slammed the man face first through a brick wall. Having his Aura activated, the man was shaken but not badly hurt.
"How many comrades do you have?" Brand again demanded. The ponytailed man screamed.
"Um... Maybe we should stop this?" Ruby offered, staring with the rest of her team at the scene. Jaune shook his head.
"No. These bandits have been killing innocent people and worse things around here," he said firmly, "He should be scared. My uncle's not a sadist though: You won't get any useful information with torture. Intimidation and some rough treatment will do the trick."
"Oh yeah, totally!" Nora said cheerfully, "I mean, you gotta build up to that! Only break their limbs if you need to! They're a huge hassle if you hurt them too badly!"
"Indeed," Ren stated, "We've learned this the hard way."
"Wha-" Ruby's eyes bugged out. "Seriously?! Don't you have any-any issues with this, guys?!"
Yang, Weiss, Pyrrha, and Blake all stared at Brand manhandling the prisoner... With deep red faces.
"Guys?!" Ruby demanded.
"Wh-What? What?" Weiss mumbled. "Oh, um, as long as he's not too badly harmed, it should be okay?"
"JAUNE!" Brand shouted, "Get over here. You're going to help me demonstrate the proper way to interrogate a prisoner!"
"Sure thing Uncle!" Jaune said cheerfully.
"C-Could I volunteer to play the prisoner?" Pyrrha asked hopefully.
"You?!" Yang growled.
"I'm very familiar with interrogations, I'd be best at it," Blake said quickly.
"Seriously?!" Weiss demanded. Ruby brightened. "I should do it! I've gone through the training! And-And I have a ponytail too that he can grab onto!"
And Ruby's face fell.
"Seriously?!"
Brand shook his head.
"No, we already have the bandit for that," Brand stated, "And different interrogation styles will help you learn from your mistakes. Though keep that in mind for the future! Practice is shit, but if you don't do it you will be shit!"
"Yes Uncle Brand!" Jaune said cheerfully. He seized the whimpering bandit's ponytail and yanked hard. "Like this?"
"No, no, more with the wrist," Brand corrected his nephew.
Ruby turned bright red. Thoughts of growing out her hair to get a ponytail emerged... And she frantically shook her head to clear her thoughts.
Stupid hormones!
- - -
Naturally, Brand Arc is heavily based on Nanami Kento from Jujutsu Kaisen. Kento means "Sword" in Japanese, so I replaced his name with "Brand" which means the same thing in Old English. And I had to reference how thirsty girls got over seeing Nanami manhandle a badguy with a ponytail.
Dragonslayer: Domesticity (Revised)
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In the cozy common room between teams RWBY and JNPR of Beacon Academy, Jaune Arc was perched on a worn-out couch. His brow furrowed in concentration over a cookbook titled The Art of Exotic Cooking. His blond locks fell over his eyes as he studied the intricate details of a recipe for goat curry, oblivious to the world around him.
"Hmmm..." Jaune murmured, his finger tracing the lines of text.
From behind him, Yang Xiao Long crept up with the stealth of a panther, her golden hair tied back in a ponytail that swished with each careful step. "Whatcha up to, VB?" she asked, her voice laced with playful mischief.
Jaune jumped, nearly dropping the book. "ACK! Oh! Hey Yang! I'm looking up a recipe for goat curry. It's Nora's favorite, and since her birthday's coming up, I thought I'd make it for her!"
Yang snatched the book from his hands, her violet eyes scanning the pages. "Hmmm... You know, I've cooked a lot of curries back home. How about I handle it?"
"You sure?" Jaune's voice was tinged with relief.
"Hey, I wanna brighten up Nora's big day too!" Yang grinned, her enthusiasm catching.
"That's great! I was going to get the goat!" Jaune said, his enthusiasm returning.
"Right now? The shops are closing soon!" Yang warned, raising an eyebrow.
"I'll be getting a wild goat. It's what Nora wants, and I wanted to test out the recipe to see if it would be good," Jaune explained.
"Well... How about I get the rest of it ready and you get the goat?" Yang proposed. She headed over to the kitchen and pulled out an apron.
"Really? Thanks, Yang!" Jaune beamed, his face lighting up.
While Yang gathered spices and ingredients, Jaune headed into the evening light. An hour later, he returned, a dead goat draped over his shoulders like a barbarian returning from a hunt.
"Ack! Jaune! You can't just bring it in here-!" Yang exclaimed, her eyes wide with surprise.
"I just need to skin and dress it, Yang! It won't take too long, I promise. Besides, we can get the goat skin tanned and make it another gift for Nora!" Jaune countered.
"I thought she loved sloths?" Yang questioned, puzzled.
"Yeah, she loves live sloths and dead goats," Jaune shrugged as if this were an obvious fact.
Yang, having lived with Ruby, just rolled her eyes and nodded.
"Well do it over there on the balcony! You don't want to make a mess!" Yang directed, pointing towards the open air.
Jaune, true to his word, skillfully prepared the goat on the balcony, the setting sun casting long shadows as he worked. He brought in the meat while Yang used some Ice Dust to freeze the rest, wrapping it neatly.
"We'll be eating goat for a while..." Jaune observed, looking at the substantial amount of meat.
"Lots of ways to prepare it!" Yang chimed in, her culinary creativity sparked.
"Do you need some help?" Jaune offered, wiping his hands on a cloth.
"What, you saying I can't do it?" Yang scowled, hands on her hips.
"No, no, just offering. I know you're a good cook. Ruby praises you all the time," Jaune quickly backtracked.
Yang blushed, her scowl softening. "O-Oh? Well, uh... Heh. Yeah. I had to make sure she grew up big and strong, didn't I?"
"You did a great job," Jaune smiled warmly.
"Oh... Well... Thank you... Vomit Boy," Yang replied, her voice softer now.
As Yang cooked, the common room was filled with the aroma of spices. Jaune returned from storing the excess meat to find Yang dancing lightly to a tune from the radio, her apron dusted with flour.
"... Wow..." Jaune couldn't help but murmur.
"Hm? What?" Yang turned, her eyes questioning.
"Ah... N-Nothing! Nothing!" Jaune stuttered, caught off guard.
"It's about done. Sit down, I'll prepare a sample," Yang said, her voice now all business.
Jaune sat, his smile lingering as Yang brought out a bowl of steaming goat curry and proudly set it before him.
"Dig in!" she encouraged.
Jaune took a bite, his eyes closing in bliss. "This... This is amazing!"
"Really?" Yang's voice held a note of hope.
"Yeah! It's as good as my mom's! Or my big sister Lilac's!" Jaune grinned. "You're just... Amazing, Yang."
"Heh! Come on, cut it out," Yang dismissed, though clearly pleased.
"N-No, I mean it. You really are amazing." Jaune's smile was genuine. "You're going to be an amazing wife and mother someday."
Yang stared at him, her breath catching, her cheeks flushing a deep red. Jaune, realizing he might have overstepped, coughed awkwardly.
"I-I uh, I'm not being sexist or anything! Promise! I-I just think you're amazing! Like, my mom is a doctor and a super strong fighter but she's also an amazing housewife! She-She did it all and she was amazing and I just... I just think you're also amazing," he rambled, panic setting in.
Yang gaped.
"O-Oh! Um, I-I better go make sure Nora isn't setting something on fire!" Jaune got up and dashed out.
Yang, overwhelmed by a rush of emotions, watched him go.
"... That dense idiot... He... He...!" Yang muttered, then giggled, shaking her head. "No! Nonono, you do not have a crush on him! C-Come on! So he went out and hunted an animal, brought it back for you to cook and complimented you... Th-That... Doesn't mean... Anything..."
She groaned and covered her face.
"I'm just like Mom..."
After a moment, her expression softened, a smile creeping back.
"I'm just like Mom~!"
"Hmmm..." Jaune murmured, his finger tracing the lines of text.
From behind him, Yang Xiao Long crept up with the stealth of a panther, her golden hair tied back in a ponytail that swished with each careful step. "Whatcha up to, VB?" she asked, her voice laced with playful mischief.
Jaune jumped, nearly dropping the book. "ACK! Oh! Hey Yang! I'm looking up a recipe for goat curry. It's Nora's favorite, and since her birthday's coming up, I thought I'd make it for her!"
Yang snatched the book from his hands, her violet eyes scanning the pages. "Hmmm... You know, I've cooked a lot of curries back home. How about I handle it?"
"You sure?" Jaune's voice was tinged with relief.
"Hey, I wanna brighten up Nora's big day too!" Yang grinned, her enthusiasm catching.
"That's great! I was going to get the goat!" Jaune said, his enthusiasm returning.
"Right now? The shops are closing soon!" Yang warned, raising an eyebrow.
"I'll be getting a wild goat. It's what Nora wants, and I wanted to test out the recipe to see if it would be good," Jaune explained.
"Well... How about I get the rest of it ready and you get the goat?" Yang proposed. She headed over to the kitchen and pulled out an apron.
"Really? Thanks, Yang!" Jaune beamed, his face lighting up.
While Yang gathered spices and ingredients, Jaune headed into the evening light. An hour later, he returned, a dead goat draped over his shoulders like a barbarian returning from a hunt.
"Ack! Jaune! You can't just bring it in here-!" Yang exclaimed, her eyes wide with surprise.
"I just need to skin and dress it, Yang! It won't take too long, I promise. Besides, we can get the goat skin tanned and make it another gift for Nora!" Jaune countered.
"I thought she loved sloths?" Yang questioned, puzzled.
"Yeah, she loves live sloths and dead goats," Jaune shrugged as if this were an obvious fact.
Yang, having lived with Ruby, just rolled her eyes and nodded.
"Well do it over there on the balcony! You don't want to make a mess!" Yang directed, pointing towards the open air.
Jaune, true to his word, skillfully prepared the goat on the balcony, the setting sun casting long shadows as he worked. He brought in the meat while Yang used some Ice Dust to freeze the rest, wrapping it neatly.
"We'll be eating goat for a while..." Jaune observed, looking at the substantial amount of meat.
"Lots of ways to prepare it!" Yang chimed in, her culinary creativity sparked.
"Do you need some help?" Jaune offered, wiping his hands on a cloth.
"What, you saying I can't do it?" Yang scowled, hands on her hips.
"No, no, just offering. I know you're a good cook. Ruby praises you all the time," Jaune quickly backtracked.
Yang blushed, her scowl softening. "O-Oh? Well, uh... Heh. Yeah. I had to make sure she grew up big and strong, didn't I?"
"You did a great job," Jaune smiled warmly.
"Oh... Well... Thank you... Vomit Boy," Yang replied, her voice softer now.
As Yang cooked, the common room was filled with the aroma of spices. Jaune returned from storing the excess meat to find Yang dancing lightly to a tune from the radio, her apron dusted with flour.
"... Wow..." Jaune couldn't help but murmur.
"Hm? What?" Yang turned, her eyes questioning.
"Ah... N-Nothing! Nothing!" Jaune stuttered, caught off guard.
"It's about done. Sit down, I'll prepare a sample," Yang said, her voice now all business.
Jaune sat, his smile lingering as Yang brought out a bowl of steaming goat curry and proudly set it before him.
"Dig in!" she encouraged.
Jaune took a bite, his eyes closing in bliss. "This... This is amazing!"
"Really?" Yang's voice held a note of hope.
"Yeah! It's as good as my mom's! Or my big sister Lilac's!" Jaune grinned. "You're just... Amazing, Yang."
"Heh! Come on, cut it out," Yang dismissed, though clearly pleased.
"N-No, I mean it. You really are amazing." Jaune's smile was genuine. "You're going to be an amazing wife and mother someday."
Yang stared at him, her breath catching, her cheeks flushing a deep red. Jaune, realizing he might have overstepped, coughed awkwardly.
"I-I uh, I'm not being sexist or anything! Promise! I-I just think you're amazing! Like, my mom is a doctor and a super strong fighter but she's also an amazing housewife! She-She did it all and she was amazing and I just... I just think you're also amazing," he rambled, panic setting in.
Yang gaped.
"O-Oh! Um, I-I better go make sure Nora isn't setting something on fire!" Jaune got up and dashed out.
Yang, overwhelmed by a rush of emotions, watched him go.
"... That dense idiot... He... He...!" Yang muttered, then giggled, shaking her head. "No! Nonono, you do not have a crush on him! C-Come on! So he went out and hunted an animal, brought it back for you to cook and complimented you... Th-That... Doesn't mean... Anything..."
She groaned and covered her face.
"I'm just like Mom..."
After a moment, her expression softened, a smile creeping back.
"I'm just like Mom~!"
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Just to confirm 'cause I'm not super good at reading people and shit, but is this Yang initially thinking she's like Raven before concluding she's more like Summer, or am I mistaken?
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It's more like Yang exasperatedly making the realization that she's just like Summer, before it finally sinks in that she's just like Summer (and not Raven, as she often fears).
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Crossover idea? :
A crossover where Jaune somehow ends up in Doctor Who's universe? Would be interesting you can have the fact that aura is practically magic and being a paracausal ability break time because time as far as I know in Doctor Who is like river. Some events has to happen otherwise it's disrupt the flow of time too much while other events can be changed with minimal affects to the flow of time.
So by adding Jaune and with aura being paracausal you can have him mess up disrupt the timeline just by existing. And then the Doctor is initially horrified/flabbergasted but then is fascinated by it all. The main overarching plot would revolve around the fact that Jaune is changing the very fabric of reality just by existing. It's changing the rules of their universe from the singular time flow to a tree time flow and an infinite alternate timelines.
This would involve Daleks trying to capture him to try and kill the Doctor in the past, other factions trying to kill him, use him, experiment on him. As the Doctor then decides to ultimately protect him.
A crossover where Jaune somehow ends up in Doctor Who's universe? Would be interesting you can have the fact that aura is practically magic and being a paracausal ability break time because time as far as I know in Doctor Who is like river. Some events has to happen otherwise it's disrupt the flow of time too much while other events can be changed with minimal affects to the flow of time.
So by adding Jaune and with aura being paracausal you can have him mess up disrupt the timeline just by existing. And then the Doctor is initially horrified/flabbergasted but then is fascinated by it all. The main overarching plot would revolve around the fact that Jaune is changing the very fabric of reality just by existing. It's changing the rules of their universe from the singular time flow to a tree time flow and an infinite alternate timelines.
This would involve Daleks trying to capture him to try and kill the Doctor in the past, other factions trying to kill him, use him, experiment on him. As the Doctor then decides to ultimately protect him.
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Ruby Rose was old. One hundred and six years old. The oldest huntress in the world (but nowhere near the oldest hunter).
In her life she had seen many things, more than people expected with the help of her silver eyes.
Wonderful sights, awe inspiring visuals, terrifying monsters.
And she had seen death. Three times in fact.
Once as a little girl. She saw death as a snarling mad beast. Terrifying and wanting nothing more than to hurt her, to take her away like it took her mother. As a child Ruby saw death as a monster.
The second time she saw death was when Pyrrha died. It stood vigilant waiting for the right moment before snatching away her friend forever. Cold and quick. She hated it. As a young adult Ruby saw death as a enemy.
And now as a old woman Ruby sits at her mother's grave enjoying the wind and sounds of nature.
"Wonderful evening isn't it?"
He looks like Jaune. Not the hardened warrior he became but the gentle boy he once was, back when she thought they could be something more.
"It is."
He sits with her. There's no rush, no fight. They both know it will happen when it happens.
"Can I ask a question?"
"Is it about how I appear?"
Well trust death to be all knowing.
"Miss Rose everyone sees death differently, and so I appear to everyone differently. Some see me as a monster something that only hurts them. Others I'm a cold part of life not seen as cruel because I don't care it is simply how things are."
"And your current appearance?"
"My favorite way to be seen. As a reward and a friend, a gentle figure leading you to your rest and lost loved ones."
Ruby was tired. The winds blowing through the leaves like a gentle lullaby.
"Rest sounds nice."
And so she did. Her family would later find her leaning against the grave peaceful almost as if asleep. With a small smile on her face.
In her life she had seen many things, more than people expected with the help of her silver eyes.
Wonderful sights, awe inspiring visuals, terrifying monsters.
And she had seen death. Three times in fact.
Once as a little girl. She saw death as a snarling mad beast. Terrifying and wanting nothing more than to hurt her, to take her away like it took her mother. As a child Ruby saw death as a monster.
The second time she saw death was when Pyrrha died. It stood vigilant waiting for the right moment before snatching away her friend forever. Cold and quick. She hated it. As a young adult Ruby saw death as a enemy.
And now as a old woman Ruby sits at her mother's grave enjoying the wind and sounds of nature.
"Wonderful evening isn't it?"
He looks like Jaune. Not the hardened warrior he became but the gentle boy he once was, back when she thought they could be something more.
"It is."
He sits with her. There's no rush, no fight. They both know it will happen when it happens.
"Can I ask a question?"
"Is it about how I appear?"
Well trust death to be all knowing.
"Miss Rose everyone sees death differently, and so I appear to everyone differently. Some see me as a monster something that only hurts them. Others I'm a cold part of life not seen as cruel because I don't care it is simply how things are."
"And your current appearance?"
"My favorite way to be seen. As a reward and a friend, a gentle figure leading you to your rest and lost loved ones."
Ruby was tired. The winds blowing through the leaves like a gentle lullaby.
"Rest sounds nice."
And so she did. Her family would later find her leaning against the grave peaceful almost as if asleep. With a small smile on her face.
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So at first the Doctor would be horrified at just looking at a living timeloop Jaune, and then seeing as he's in the Doctor Who Universe he'd be an Elder God = to Canon Satan and Cthulhu with his outside context powers to the inuniverse characters is fun because to him it's just Aura everyone can do it
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Cardin Winchester had a problem and like most problems in life it started with a Grimm.
His team had been sent to exterminate a Grimm which turned out to be a swapper.
Swapper are strange Grimm. Almost looking like a jellyfish with muscular legs.
Kinda goofy. What isn't goofy is their tentacles ability to bypass aura to inject a very odd venom.
A swappers venom does exactly what it says. It swaps things around. It could turn a redheads hair blue, could invert the color of your aura, could make a optimist out of a depressed guy. It can even invert semblances.
The only reason they aren't high ranking Grimm is because the effects are almost always minor and are completely random.
This one unfortunately was a elder so it's effects were a bit less minor.
Cardin managed to avoid getting hit but his teammates all got hit at the same time by one big tentacle.
But other than that it was a quick mission without too many problems.
So why is it ruining his life?
Well the effects of the swapper venom hit his teammates when they got back to beacon and it was a big and permanent change. Their bodies and minds had been twisted and remade.
Into teenage girls.
Ok weird but nothing too bad, sky still loved dumb jokes, dove still liked gaming, and Russel still made great music. They were different but still his friends.
Except for some reason all three of them were kinda hostile to his girlfriend now. It's weird they got a long just fine when they were guys but now they glare anytime he goes out with velvet.
It's pretty dang stressful and he's not sure what to do. What could possibly be the issue?
His team had been sent to exterminate a Grimm which turned out to be a swapper.
Swapper are strange Grimm. Almost looking like a jellyfish with muscular legs.
Kinda goofy. What isn't goofy is their tentacles ability to bypass aura to inject a very odd venom.
A swappers venom does exactly what it says. It swaps things around. It could turn a redheads hair blue, could invert the color of your aura, could make a optimist out of a depressed guy. It can even invert semblances.
The only reason they aren't high ranking Grimm is because the effects are almost always minor and are completely random.
This one unfortunately was a elder so it's effects were a bit less minor.
Cardin managed to avoid getting hit but his teammates all got hit at the same time by one big tentacle.
But other than that it was a quick mission without too many problems.
So why is it ruining his life?
Well the effects of the swapper venom hit his teammates when they got back to beacon and it was a big and permanent change. Their bodies and minds had been twisted and remade.
Into teenage girls.
Ok weird but nothing too bad, sky still loved dumb jokes, dove still liked gaming, and Russel still made great music. They were different but still his friends.
Except for some reason all three of them were kinda hostile to his girlfriend now. It's weird they got a long just fine when they were guys but now they glare anytime he goes out with velvet.
It's pretty dang stressful and he's not sure what to do. What could possibly be the issue?
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That honestly sounds hilarious
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What's a good ship name for Jaune x Ruby x Jessica x Weiss?
Jessica x Jaune = LightKnight
Weiss x Jaune = WhiteKnight
Jaune x Ruby x Weiss = War of the Roses
Jaune x Ruby = Lancaster
Festive Knight?
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Festive?What's a good ship name for Jaune x Ruby x Jessica x Weiss?
Jessica x Jaune = LightKnight
Weiss x Jaune = WhiteKnight
Jaune x Ruby x Weiss = War of the Roses
Jaune x Ruby = Lancaster
After all they are all Christmas light colors. (Red, green, white, yellow/gold)
Edit: ninja'd.
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Huh...I think I actually have a viable idea for a RWBY gamer story.
Ozpin was told that the relics would bring gods back to Remnant.
He assumed that meant the brothers. Well when Salem got her hands on the four relics that was proven very wrong.
[Destruction of limits confirmed]
[Multiple paths of developmental choice confirmed]
[Record of godly knowledge online confirmed]
[Creation of ascension system confirmed]
Everyone in the world with a active aura saw these screens appear before them.
[Welcome sparkling to your new reality. The throne of the gods sits empty. You hold within you a spark that can develop into Divinity so long as you strive for it. Your path is your own but no apotheosis happens without struggle.]
And with that the screens disappeared leaving behind just a few words floating over the heads of hunters that only other hunters could see.
[Hunter level 1]
Ozpin was told that the relics would bring gods back to Remnant.
He assumed that meant the brothers. Well when Salem got her hands on the four relics that was proven very wrong.
[Destruction of limits confirmed]
[Multiple paths of developmental choice confirmed]
[Record of godly knowledge online confirmed]
[Creation of ascension system confirmed]
Everyone in the world with a active aura saw these screens appear before them.
[Welcome sparkling to your new reality. The throne of the gods sits empty. You hold within you a spark that can develop into Divinity so long as you strive for it. Your path is your own but no apotheosis happens without struggle.]
And with that the screens disappeared leaving behind just a few words floating over the heads of hunters that only other hunters could see.
[Hunter level 1]
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That sounds awesome. Wonder how Jaune would break the system though?
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You know the quote "Jack of all trades, master of none"?
That quote means jack shit to a gamer. Especially when skills can feed Into each other.
Dancing feeding into things like body control, combat footwork, acrobatics, etc
So all those house husband skills? Surprisingly devastating.
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That sounds absolutely hilarious
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Who isn't a fan of lethal joke characters/skills?
Fucking kingdom hearts and it's heart stopping beat down by balloons (before the nerf)
Gannondorf getting his shit kicked in with a fishing rod
Hell one of the disgaea games had a prinny that was overpowered as hell because he was unthrowable.
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Jaune: I shall kick your ass with the power of Dance!
Yang: Wait wha...
Jaune: Kicks her ass using Capoeira.
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For something a touch different, could we brainstorm any other non-dead relatives of other characters we could make up besides for Jaune?
Pyrrha's grandparent/s? Blake's aunt (Ghira's sister) or uncle (Kali's brother) or some combination thereof? Would be hard for Nora or Ren but we could still just get new scenes with established extended relatives like Granny Xiao Long.
Sienna's brother Shere Khan who detests the White Fang not because of Faunus rights but because he thinks they are too quick to open violence and not enough 'persuasion' or more subtle tactics.
Pyrrha's grandparent/s? Blake's aunt (Ghira's sister) or uncle (Kali's brother) or some combination thereof? Would be hard for Nora or Ren but we could still just get new scenes with established extended relatives like Granny Xiao Long.
Sienna's brother Shere Khan who detests the White Fang not because of Faunus rights but because he thinks they are too quick to open violence and not enough 'persuasion' or more subtle tactics.
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No it wouldn't. That ones pretty easy to be honest. You can pull a entire family tree out your ass for her just gotta say something like "her mom was a selfish bitch who took Nora and moved to keep the rest of the family from seeing her. Because she's a petty spiteful woman who only cares for herself (hence why Nora ended up alone in the streets)."
Now you can have a entire bloodline looking for Nora
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Nora's uncles and aunt find her first. That is, two "faunus" and a strange woman with half her body in bandages.
Qrow: *looks up...and up...and up as the Midgard Serpent blots out the sun* "Boy, this is a bad day to be me."
Jacques may hate Shere Khan, but it's just business and he genuinely respects the man as a fellow business magnate. Blake just goes full crusader, since Shere Khan really couldn't give a toss about Menagerie.
Shere Khan: *cold smile* "Miss Belladonna, I suggest you ask your father about Mowgli and why they don't talk nowadays."
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Hmmm ok a few ideas here. A mix of goofy ones and horrifying ones.
Cardins hot cousin comes for a visit at beacon. Everyone meet Carmen Sandiego. (Roman might have a crush)
Penny. Is a robot. She acts very human and is a sweet girl but she fundamentally can't understand some things. Like death. She got ripped apart and she just needed a jumpstart and some new parts (read: all of them). Surely Pyrrha just needs the same!
A faunus religious cult breaks into beacon whipped into a rabid frenzy. They supposedly have a artifact that will lead them to the god of animals and it brought them here.
Straight to zwei.
After the sap incident jaunes friends decide to see if he's allergic to anything else. Turns out he is. Jaune is allergic to periwinkle food coloring, yuzu, and people being chunni or overly emo.
Which basically makes him a white fang detector.
Someone's got a really sick sense of humor. Flynt coal has been murdered and a piece of his body sent to every student in beacon in a fucking gift box. Who did this? (Naughty kids get coal) It's tyrian. And neo. Tyrian did the bloody dismemberment. Neo did the boxes and made the pretty bows.
Cardins hot cousin comes for a visit at beacon. Everyone meet Carmen Sandiego. (Roman might have a crush)
Penny. Is a robot. She acts very human and is a sweet girl but she fundamentally can't understand some things. Like death. She got ripped apart and she just needed a jumpstart and some new parts (read: all of them). Surely Pyrrha just needs the same!
A faunus religious cult breaks into beacon whipped into a rabid frenzy. They supposedly have a artifact that will lead them to the god of animals and it brought them here.
Straight to zwei.
After the sap incident jaunes friends decide to see if he's allergic to anything else. Turns out he is. Jaune is allergic to periwinkle food coloring, yuzu, and people being chunni or overly emo.
Which basically makes him a white fang detector.
Someone's got a really sick sense of humor. Flynt coal has been murdered and a piece of his body sent to every student in beacon in a fucking gift box. Who did this? (Naughty kids get coal) It's tyrian. And neo. Tyrian did the bloody dismemberment. Neo did the boxes and made the pretty bows.
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Spitballing here:
Jessica Scarlatina, married to Velvet's uncle Roger, a famous Faunus cartoonist whose panels include his wife in various roles. This may or may not have had an indirect hand in Cardin's sexual awakening, secret love for bunny girls and his first celebrity crush.
Senior Hei Xiong, Junior's older brother/relative who everyone is convinced is part of some massive crime syndicate but actually is entirely legit and innocent. He just has a bad habit of making what can be interpreted as sinister or threatening statements without realizing it due to his social awkwardness.
Granny Xiao Long's half brother, Mushu Fasa, some weird zen lion faunus who is always making strange predictions and can astral project himself to communicate, often at the most in opportune times
Tai's sister Whoa, whose proportions show that Yang got her killer curves from more than just her mom's side.
Long John 'Silver' Rose, Ruby's uncle who disappeared before her mom did. Left her a locked cypher chest filled with a series of clues that might lead to something big if she and her friends can decipher the chest and its contents.
Furia Callows, though she doesn't tell anyone her last name to keep them from knowing Tyrian is her brother. One of the professors at Beacon whose classes focus on biology and chemistry, she is also rather tall and loves gardening.
Perry the Platypus Faunus because why not? May or may not be an arch enemy to Watts, Lionheart or any number of them. Impossibly good at disguises.
Jessica Scarlatina, married to Velvet's uncle Roger, a famous Faunus cartoonist whose panels include his wife in various roles. This may or may not have had an indirect hand in Cardin's sexual awakening, secret love for bunny girls and his first celebrity crush.
Senior Hei Xiong, Junior's older brother/relative who everyone is convinced is part of some massive crime syndicate but actually is entirely legit and innocent. He just has a bad habit of making what can be interpreted as sinister or threatening statements without realizing it due to his social awkwardness.
Granny Xiao Long's half brother, Mushu Fasa, some weird zen lion faunus who is always making strange predictions and can astral project himself to communicate, often at the most in opportune times
Tai's sister Whoa, whose proportions show that Yang got her killer curves from more than just her mom's side.
Long John 'Silver' Rose, Ruby's uncle who disappeared before her mom did. Left her a locked cypher chest filled with a series of clues that might lead to something big if she and her friends can decipher the chest and its contents.
Furia Callows, though she doesn't tell anyone her last name to keep them from knowing Tyrian is her brother. One of the professors at Beacon whose classes focus on biology and chemistry, she is also rather tall and loves gardening.
Perry the Platypus Faunus because why not? May or may not be an arch enemy to Watts, Lionheart or any number of them. Impossibly good at disguises.
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Knight before ChristmasWhat's a good ship name for Jaune x Ruby x Jessica x Weiss?
Jessica x Jaune = LightKnight
Weiss x Jaune = WhiteKnight
Jaune x Ruby x Weiss = War of the Roses
Jaune x Ruby = Lancaster