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[RWBY] RWBY Shorts

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Had a strange idea. Very crackish.

Christmas is over and Jaune and his family are loading up guns and traps and equipment.

So of course naturally jaunes friends assume they're going camping.

Nope.

They're gonna kill Santa.

They do it every year. They have to kill Santa before New Year so he can be reborn as baby new year.

If they fail he'll turn into a demon worse than Salem and unleash ten thousand years of suffering. (It happened once and really sucked for everyone. It's why Salem makes no Grimm attacks happen between Christmas eve and the day after new years. She doesn't want to deal with it either.)
 
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SharkCultist said:
Had a strange idea. Very crackish.

Christmas is over and Jaune and his family are loading up guns and traps and equipment.

So of course naturally jaunes friends assume they're going camping.

Nope.

They're gonna kill Santa.

They do it every year. They have to kill Santa before New Year so he can be reborn as baby new year.

If they fail he'll turn into a demon worse than Salem and unleash ten thousand years of suffering. (It happened once and really sucked for everyone. It's why Salem makes no Grimm attacks happen between Christians eve and the day after new years. She doesn't want to deal with it either.)
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Merry Christmas! And kek they gotta lay siege like that american dad episode.
 
AndrewJTalon said:
"Yeah," Jaune said, "Hot cocoa?"

"S-Sounds good," Ruby agreed.

They turned and slowly walked away together.
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Nice and sweet. This obviously leads to Yang being visited by three ghosts to change her behavior.

Yang: "Wha - MOM?! What are all these chains for?!"
Summer: "This is my punishment for not putting my family over my heroics. Each link is a regret, and I am damned to wander the Earth, helpless to do more than watch my daughters become teenage vigilantes and single cat ladies and get folded in half by big blonde himbos."
Yang: *tearfully* "No, mom, I...wait, what were those last bits?"
 
SharkCultist said:
Had a strange idea. Very crackish.

Christmas is over and Jaune and his family are loading up guns and traps and equipment.

So of course naturally jaunes friends assume they're going camping.

Nope.

They're gonna kill Santa.

They do it every year. They have to kill Santa before New Year so he can be reborn as baby new year.
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You binged watched Krampus and the Futurama Christmas episode together? Sounds like an epic fever dream.
 
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