SamRand0
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Is Isabel auctioning off her son to who ever will give her the most grandchildren?Eve: "Mother Isabel! I have done many terrible things... But all I want is to be Jaune's wife, join your family... And produce many grandchildren!"
Blake: "You can't be serious! She's a terrorist!"
Isabel: "Yes... But she'll be a much less dangerous terrorist if she's pregnant all the time. How many children do you want to have?"
Eve: "A DOZEN AT LEAST!"
Jaune: "A DOZEN?!"
Isabel: "Hmmmmm..."
Pyrrha: "I'D HAVE THIRTEEN!"
Eve: "FOURTEEN!"
Isabel: "Do I hear fifteen?"
Jaune: "MOM!"
Isabel: "What?!"
Isabel: 20 do I hear 20; let's go for 30! 30 anyone going for 30? Sold for 35!