[RWBY] RWBY Shorts

[NightDranzer]

What if that's Ruby and her team after the everafter? Changed by the trip and burnt out stuck in the heads of happier, more idealist earlier volume team RWBY

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.....Ruby and Jaune really are two sides of the same coin. Two peas in a pod, two birds of a feather. This is exactly how I envisioned the [Black Dragon] side of Jaune (AKA: The manifestation of both Jaune's Id and Grimm powers/Inner Hollow Analogue) talking to him.

The [Black Dragon] warns Jaune that should stop half-assing things and embrace his cold ruthlessness if he wants to protect his friends; because if he was too weak and another one died again, he would take over.

The [Blood Beast] would instead warn Ruby that uncertainty and naivete only leads to failure. What they needed was not optimism, it was unflinching and unswerving determination.

 

[LordofBones]

Post V9-Weiss's worst nightmare:

Jaune: "I'm sorry, Weiss. You're too young for me."
Weiss: "No..."
Winter: "My, my, how...mature of you, Jaune~"
Weiss: "NOOOOOO - Oh....oh God It was just a nightmare, Jaune surely wouldn't have any interest in my older sister with the muscles and the abs and the unfairly jiggly udders..."

 

[Gur40]

.....Ruby and Jaune really are two sides of the same coin. Two peas in a pod, two birds of a feather. This is exactly how I envisioned the [Black Dragon] side of Jaune (AKA: The manifestation of both Jaune's Id and Grimm powers/Inner Hollow Analogue) talking to him.

The [Black Dragon] warns Jaune that should stop half-assing things and embrace his cold ruthlessness if he wants to protect his friends; because if he was too weak and another one died again, he would take over.

The [Blood Beast] would instead warn Ruby that uncertainty and naivete only leads to failure. What they needed was not optimism, it was unflinching and unswerving determination.

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V9 Ruby being a Blood Red shape with Glowing Eyes with no pupils to her V1 Self a nightmare given form on what a SEW consumed with the Hunt becomes

Spoiler: V1 Reaction to Blood Beast

V9 Jaune being a Blake Scale Armour Knight with Glowing Golden Eyes That keeps telling him to KILL and gives very detailed reasons or crimes his targets committed only for more detailed graphic torture he wants done to them
Cinder and Neo being top of his shit list

Spoiler: Black Dragon replace the Red visor with Gold

Post V9-Weiss's worst nightmare:

Jaune: "I'm sorry, Weiss. You're too young for me."
Weiss: "No..."
Winter: "My, my, how...mature of you, Jaune~"
Weiss: "NOOOOOO - Oh....oh God It was just a nightmare, Jaune surely wouldn't any interest in my older sister with the muscles and the abs and the unfairly jiggly udders..."

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Meanwhile V1 Weiss just has Bliess in her head

Spoiler: Bliess advice

Or She Dress up like Nightmare Weiss... Bliess and Nightmare Weiss arguing in V1 Weiss head

V1 Yang got a PTSD filled Simp and Blake has herself that is flipped on the White Fang being "Miss Guided" to needed to be "Taken Back" the greatest of Curses

 

[Gur40]

They Found Blake Fic

Spoiler: Blake Needs Therapy

Ghira and Kali 'free range' style of parenting failed them

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The best ship RT made canon [V Tuber Ruby]

Spoiler: Penny 3,0

still support Jaune and Whitley but i HATE Oscar as a ship

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We had Clone Ruby get ready for

Spoiler: totally normal students TM

Dr. Polendina demanding a squad of elites for Penny to go to Vytal

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China Mobile Game Villian idea

Spoiler: Saints

Custom Plane/lab with 2 military leaders and Scientist... totally not doing anything unethical

 

[SharkCultist]

Crack idea.

Blake finds out about Penny and is super racist.

"I'll handle being on a team with a Schnee but I'll be put in the cold ground before I befriend a clanker."

 

[AndrewJTalon]

They Found Blake Fic

Spoiler: Blake Needs Therapy

Ghira and Kali 'free range' style of parenting failed them

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The best ship RT made canon [V Tuber Ruby]

Spoiler: Penny 3,0

still support Jaune and Whitley but i HATE Oscar as a ship

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We had Clone Ruby get ready for

Spoiler: totally normal students TM

Dr. Polendina demanding a squad of elites for Penny to go to Vytal

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China Mobile Game Villian idea

Spoiler: Saints

Custom Plane/lab with 2 military leaders and Scientist... totally not doing anything unethical

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Do you have a link to the original of the Saints Post?

 

[Bommel]

Meanwhile V1 Weiss just has Bliess in her head

Spoiler: Bliess advice

Or She Dress up like Nightmare Weiss... Bliess and Nightmare Weiss arguing in V1 Weiss head

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There is a difference between Needing a man and getting wholesome comfort, cuddling, and emotional support just because you Enjoy it and from your man specifically.

 

[AndrewJTalon]

Spoiler

Damn... Just... Damn. That's so fucking brutal.

And now you see why I write so much Dragonslayer... Among other reasons.

 

[dragon_cloud16]

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Damn... Just... Damn. That's so fucking brutal.

And now you see why I write so much Dragonslayer... Among other reasons.

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I say that this takes place during Season 2, after the dance and is a actual prophecy of what she could have. The following night, she has one where she is with Blake that focuses on trying to take care of a house while Blake is still going on about Faunus Equality and is dragging her into shit. To the point that said 'house' is a rented apartment that they are about to be evicted from.

Going with the idea of Blake running away by focusing on one topic even as Yang suffers.

 

[SharkCultist]

Here's a fun one and part of the inspiration will be obvious to a good chunk of fanfiction readers.

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Without the brother gods to feed on it divine/faith energy has been building up on remnant.

Usually this would lead to new gods coming into existence but the brother gods severely fucked up the mana paths of the world so no gods are spawning.

Instead random people are just suddenly becoming Gods. Some of them are fitting. Some of them less so. All of them cause problems.


*Blake sitting on a armchair reading smut. Suddenly a light from the sky falls on her*

???: .praise to be Blake goddess of literature, drama, and tragic romance.

*The spotlight disappears*

Blake:....drama? I'm not dramatic.


*Cut to Ruby playing with Zwei. Suddenly a spotlight shines down on them*

???: bear withness to the birth of the god of heroes.

Ruby: *excited gasp*


???: praise be to Zwei the goodest of boys!



*Cut to jaunes sisters house where she's arguing with her wife. Adrian is watching from his crib getting annoyed and slightly hungry as his eyes lock into his moms chests. Suddenly a spotlight hits him*

???: praise be to Adrian the god of tits and beer!

Terra: the hell?

Saffron: are we being punked? I didn't sign a waiver to be on TV!

*Adrian claps his hands excitedly and both his moms go up a cup size*

Saffron: the hell?!

Terra: oh sweet!

 

[AndrewJTalon]

Crack idea by Allslayer:

Isabel realizing her son is as stubborn as her decides if he was going to be a huntsman she was gonna damn well make him more than that. Making him into the ultimate combat medic after seeing what his semblance was, both amping himself and others and in the process healing them.
So she takes a job at Beacon only to be the on hand doctor and a first aid teacher. While her son does the normal classes he has to help her in the infirmary as well. In doing so she realizes she has created a monster.

Jaune is so sincere, genuine, kind, and caring to a fault that he causes both male and females to fall for him. But he is also denser than a black hole not realizing he has countless students, teachers, and criminals all falling over themselves to have his attention on them.
She decides that as long as no one is hurt or killed she is just gonna let it ride. Knowing she is gonna at least get grandbabies out of this. Also, she does have a few she likes and helps them silently in the background.

Her scroll open with her husband and most of Jaune's sisters watching the dramas. Saphron and Terra are the most active viewers after Isabel.

Isabel: "Damnit if I have to work for Ozpin at this school full of hormonal melodramatic teenagers, I'm getting some entertainment out of it."

 

[Gur40]

RWBY FATE From FNKI

Spoiler: Alot new stuff

Rider - The Rusted Knight
Assassin - Alyx
Caster - The Lonely Girl in the Tower
Archer - The Warrior in the Woods
Saber - The Hero of the Great War
Lancer - Corvus Branwen
Berserker - Jabberwalker

Gilgamesh - Malik the Sunderer first King of Vauco (that is a canon character)

It's wild

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Leo sucks

Spoiler: Canon Diversity Hire

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How Weiss Was Acting after Unlocking Summons

Spoiler: She like Him Got 1 solo win

and 1 team win at the end

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Happy Shirou Day

Spoiler: Oct 20

Is this a meme in Radian

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If Raven Took Yang

Spoiler: Yang Branwen

She got Raven Symbol instead of her own, neat

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Jaune and his First Son

Spoiler: Still love this head cannon

Combine this with Jaune being Good at everything except fighting and the idea he hacked into Beacon would be hilarious or he seduced the Malachite Twins

also some one pointed out Jaune could just fight like Bonesaw tank hits and go for grabs and heavy wide hits

 

[SharkCultist]

Salem doesn't really keep up with modern stuff outside of her plans usually. But every once in a while she will give something new a shot.

Unfortunately for her it's April fools and oz is feeling a little spicy. So he sends her a "peace offering".

It's the first time in her life Salem is going to have Taco Bell and a baja blast.

Nobody warned her that she'd probably shit herself.

 

[Bommel]

If Salem is immortal and lives on an extremely remote island/continent, completely cut off and isolated from the rest of the world, wouldn't she be incredibly bad with anykind of modern tehcnology.
Heck, considering that she's literally older than the currant human civilisation and grew up in a medieval magic fantasy setting, even techlology that's pretty darn old would be confusing for her.

Imagine Salem contacting Cinder or Tyrian and demanding that the computer is broken, or smashes the computer eery single time she wants to delete some file, or tries to get the mouse to move by baiting it with cheese,
Maybe she doesn't know what cameras do/how they work, or they scream through the phone because the other person is a long way off, or they talk into a wrong part of the phone.

 

[SharkCultist]

Had a sad idea of Zwei passing away.

And Blake and Weiss are confused. He didn't eat anything bad, he didn't get injured, he just died.

Then they find out why. Old age. Zwei was never Rubys dog. He was Summers.

Now imagine Ruby having to deal not just with the loss of a beloved family pet but also one of the last few connections with her mother.

 

[dragon_cloud16]

Have a question/idea...

What if Jaune happens to unseal some..thing that was sealed away. A force from the Ever After that was aligned with the destruction of Evil. A force of Chaotic Good that takes Jaune as a student/aid in this new world.

Along with his pet 'lizard.'

The One! The Only! CHAOTIC GOOD BARBARIAN! From Dungeon Soup.

 

[zMADLAXz]

It's the first time in her life Salem is going to have Taco Bell and a baja blast.

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Is Taco Bell actually that punishing on your guts?

I have had it but it doesn't seem like all that.

 

[SharkCultist]

Is Taco Bell actually that punishing on your guts?

I have had it but it doesn't seem like all that.

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Yes and no. It does have a habit of making you have diarrhea a more noticable amount from most other fast food.

But also consider this. Extreme changes to a diet can fuck up your guts, and sometimes just trying something new can do it too.

I'm pretty sure Salem doesn't get a lot of fast food out in her goth fallout land.

So she is definitely going to shit herself.