mgl1206
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There are, not as much, but there are. Summer Rose as a guardian, Ruby, even a few with Jaune.
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[RWBY] RWBY Shorts
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LordofBones
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Another Salem trolling moment!
Salem: "Have you ever wondered where the idea of you being Qrow Branwen's daughter started? It was me, Ruby Rose! I went to Patch, shapeshifted into a nosy old biddy, and mentioned it during bridge night!"
Ruby: *recoils*
Salem: "And that time when you were thirteen and thought you wet the bed? The one your sister wouldn't stop teasing you for weeks about? It was me, Ruby! I sent a dwarf Nevermore through your open window with a pail of ammonia water!"
Ruby: "You fiend!"
Salem: "Oh, and your mother's cookie recipe? The one your sister brags about? It's mine, Ruby! I wrote it! Summer Rose couldn't boil water without burning down a house!"
Ruby: "Nooooo!"
Salem: "And your team placements? I meddled in that, too! You could have been in the Arc's team, evolving your silver eyes and testing yourself against the Nikos girl, and instead you became a prop for the Blake Belladonna Hypocrisy Hour! I PUT YOU IN A TEAM OF GIRLFAILURES AND KEPT THE ARC CLAN PASTRY SECRETS FAR AWAAAAAAY!"
Ruby: "Wait, how did-"
Salem: "It's magic, I don't have to explain it! Also, that one time you tried baking a cake and missed the sugar for the salt? IT WAS ME! I switched the labels and ruined your father's birthday cake while you were getting the eggs!"
Ruby: *lips quivering* "Then...you...Yang and Blake..."
Salem: "Oh no, that quasi-NTR bullshit with the fucked up psychological implications is just nasty."
Salem: "Have you ever wondered where the idea of you being Qrow Branwen's daughter started? It was me, Ruby Rose! I went to Patch, shapeshifted into a nosy old biddy, and mentioned it during bridge night!"
Ruby: *recoils*
Salem: "And that time when you were thirteen and thought you wet the bed? The one your sister wouldn't stop teasing you for weeks about? It was me, Ruby! I sent a dwarf Nevermore through your open window with a pail of ammonia water!"
Ruby: "You fiend!"
Salem: "Oh, and your mother's cookie recipe? The one your sister brags about? It's mine, Ruby! I wrote it! Summer Rose couldn't boil water without burning down a house!"
Ruby: "Nooooo!"
Salem: "And your team placements? I meddled in that, too! You could have been in the Arc's team, evolving your silver eyes and testing yourself against the Nikos girl, and instead you became a prop for the Blake Belladonna Hypocrisy Hour! I PUT YOU IN A TEAM OF GIRLFAILURES AND KEPT THE ARC CLAN PASTRY SECRETS FAR AWAAAAAAY!"
Ruby: "Wait, how did-"
Salem: "It's magic, I don't have to explain it! Also, that one time you tried baking a cake and missed the sugar for the salt? IT WAS ME! I switched the labels and ruined your father's birthday cake while you were getting the eggs!"
Ruby: *lips quivering* "Then...you...Yang and Blake..."
Salem: "Oh no, that quasi-NTR bullshit with the fucked up psychological implications is just nasty."
SharkCultist
The Kamen Rider Of Depression
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Huh. I think I just realized something.
The gods played Ozma and Salem.
Ok so their big bitch fit was about Salem upsetting balance (and going to dark second).
So they made Salem immortal. Except by their own rules they need a balance to her. Remnant can't have one hostile immortal so they made ozma a counter immortal.
And I think that might also be how their immortality works.
Kill ozma but Salem is still alive? He gets dragged back.
Do fatal damage to Salem but ozma is alive? She regenerates.
The only way for them to die would be to die together and the gods ensured they'd always be fighting.
The gods played Ozma and Salem.
Ok so their big bitch fit was about Salem upsetting balance (and going to dark second).
So they made Salem immortal. Except by their own rules they need a balance to her. Remnant can't have one hostile immortal so they made ozma a counter immortal.
And I think that might also be how their immortality works.
Kill ozma but Salem is still alive? He gets dragged back.
Do fatal damage to Salem but ozma is alive? She regenerates.
The only way for them to die would be to die together and the gods ensured they'd always be fighting.
Gur40
I trust you know where the happy button is?
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Stolen from Tumblr by Wu Gang -"Jaune: Gods says he made everything except me and wants to know who and what I am."
The Idea the Brothers look and Jaune and see he technically the TREE Creation sends me, 2 Elementals with inflated Ego looking at Jaune in horror because THERE Creater is able to effect Remnant and that includes them. But from the outside POV it looks like the Gods are freaking out about Jaune and i just want Salem and Oz to have a mental breakdown at that revelation
Weiss Jaune and Ruby
this is basically the end of V9 right?
Found a RWBY is a D&D session and
The Idea the Brothers look and Jaune and see he technically the TREE Creation sends me, 2 Elementals with inflated Ego looking at Jaune in horror because THERE Creater is able to effect Remnant and that includes them. But from the outside POV it looks like the Gods are freaking out about Jaune and i just want Salem and Oz to have a mental breakdown at that revelation
Weiss Jaune and Ruby
Found a RWBY is a D&D session and
