mgl1206
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There are, not as much, but there are. Summer Rose as a guardian, Ruby, even a few with Jaune.
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[RWBY] RWBY Shorts
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Damn you Salem!
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LordofBones
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Another Salem trolling moment!
Salem: "Have you ever wondered where the idea of you being Qrow Branwen's daughter started? It was me, Ruby Rose! I went to Patch, shapeshifted into a nosy old biddy, and mentioned it during bridge night!"
Ruby: *recoils*
Salem: "And that time when you were thirteen and thought you wet the bed? The one your sister wouldn't stop teasing you for weeks about? It was me, Ruby! I sent a dwarf Nevermore through your open window with a pail of ammonia water!"
Ruby: "You fiend!"
Salem: "Oh, and your mother's cookie recipe? The one your sister brags about? It's mine, Ruby! I wrote it! Summer Rose couldn't boil water without burning down a house!"
Ruby: "Nooooo!"
Salem: "And your team placements? I meddled in that, too! You could have been in the Arc's team, evolving your silver eyes and testing yourself against the Nikos girl, and instead you became a prop for the Blake Belladonna Hypocrisy Hour! I PUT YOU IN A TEAM OF GIRLFAILURES AND KEPT THE ARC CLAN PASTRY SECRETS FAR AWAAAAAAY!"
Ruby: "Wait, how did-"
Salem: "It's magic, I don't have to explain it! Also, that one time you tried baking a cake and missed the sugar for the salt? IT WAS ME! I switched the labels and ruined your father's birthday cake while you were getting the eggs!"
Ruby: *lips quivering* "Then...you...Yang and Blake..."
Salem: "Oh no, that quasi-NTR bullshit with the fucked up psychological implications is just nasty."
Salem: "Have you ever wondered where the idea of you being Qrow Branwen's daughter started? It was me, Ruby Rose! I went to Patch, shapeshifted into a nosy old biddy, and mentioned it during bridge night!"
Ruby: *recoils*
Salem: "And that time when you were thirteen and thought you wet the bed? The one your sister wouldn't stop teasing you for weeks about? It was me, Ruby! I sent a dwarf Nevermore through your open window with a pail of ammonia water!"
Ruby: "You fiend!"
Salem: "Oh, and your mother's cookie recipe? The one your sister brags about? It's mine, Ruby! I wrote it! Summer Rose couldn't boil water without burning down a house!"
Ruby: "Nooooo!"
Salem: "And your team placements? I meddled in that, too! You could have been in the Arc's team, evolving your silver eyes and testing yourself against the Nikos girl, and instead you became a prop for the Blake Belladonna Hypocrisy Hour! I PUT YOU IN A TEAM OF GIRLFAILURES AND KEPT THE ARC CLAN PASTRY SECRETS FAR AWAAAAAAY!"
Ruby: "Wait, how did-"
Salem: "It's magic, I don't have to explain it! Also, that one time you tried baking a cake and missed the sugar for the salt? IT WAS ME! I switched the labels and ruined your father's birthday cake while you were getting the eggs!"
Ruby: *lips quivering* "Then...you...Yang and Blake..."
Salem: "Oh no, that quasi-NTR bullshit with the fucked up psychological implications is just nasty."
SharkCultist
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Huh. I think I just realized something.
The gods played Ozma and Salem.
Ok so their big bitch fit was about Salem upsetting balance (and going to dark second).
So they made Salem immortal. Except by their own rules they need a balance to her. Remnant can't have one hostile immortal so they made ozma a counter immortal.
And I think that might also be how their immortality works.
Kill ozma but Salem is still alive? He gets dragged back.
Do fatal damage to Salem but ozma is alive? She regenerates.
The only way for them to die would be to die together and the gods ensured they'd always be fighting.
The gods played Ozma and Salem.
Ok so their big bitch fit was about Salem upsetting balance (and going to dark second).
So they made Salem immortal. Except by their own rules they need a balance to her. Remnant can't have one hostile immortal so they made ozma a counter immortal.
And I think that might also be how their immortality works.
Kill ozma but Salem is still alive? He gets dragged back.
Do fatal damage to Salem but ozma is alive? She regenerates.
The only way for them to die would be to die together and the gods ensured they'd always be fighting.
Gur40
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Stolen from Tumblr by Wu Gang -"Jaune: Gods says he made everything except me and wants to know who and what I am."
The Idea the Brothers look and Jaune and see he technically the TREE Creation sends me, 2 Elementals with inflated Ego looking at Jaune in horror because THERE Creater is able to effect Remnant and that includes them. But from the outside POV it looks like the Gods are freaking out about Jaune and i just want Salem and Oz to have a mental breakdown at that revelation
Weiss Jaune and Ruby
this is basically the end of V9 right?
Found a RWBY is a D&D session and
The Idea the Brothers look and Jaune and see he technically the TREE Creation sends me, 2 Elementals with inflated Ego looking at Jaune in horror because THERE Creater is able to effect Remnant and that includes them. But from the outside POV it looks like the Gods are freaking out about Jaune and i just want Salem and Oz to have a mental breakdown at that revelation
Weiss Jaune and Ruby
Found a RWBY is a D&D session and
NightDranzer
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A post-Haven prompt
Because Jaune pretty much used his Semblance to basically snatch Weiss from the hands of Death and because it was Jaune's first time using it; the experience was far more intense for Weiss than anyone else. As a result, Weiss has gained a sort Jaune-sense that is kind of attuned to Jaune's Aura and Soul.
...or tl;dr, Weiss can instinctively tell the real thing from a fake due to the fact she kind of always feels a "pull" towards Jaune's soul ever since Haven.
Because Jaune pretty much used his Semblance to basically snatch Weiss from the hands of Death and because it was Jaune's first time using it; the experience was far more intense for Weiss than anyone else. As a result, Weiss has gained a sort Jaune-sense that is kind of attuned to Jaune's Aura and Soul.
...or tl;dr, Weiss can instinctively tell the real thing from a fake due to the fact she kind of always feels a "pull" towards Jaune's soul ever since Haven.
SharkCultist
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Th this AU idea has a splash of fate, zatch bell, helltaker, and a few others.
Nora Valkyrie was a cheerful but very lonely girl.
No family, no friends (or at least none who hang around for long) , and no plan for the future.
She's give anything to have a friend. Which is probably why she wound up carving a pentagram at midnight on her birthday.
This was her last shot. She's tried anonymous friend meet ups, dating sites, jail, gangs, conspiracy boards, even underwater basket weaving forums!
But luckily(?) for her before she could contemplate becoming a crazy cat lady the pentagram lit up.
Nora made her single desperate wish for a friend. Just one that's all she needs!
The circle hears her wish. It takes its price and gives her her reward.
Nora Valkyrie didn't summon a friend.
She summoned seven of them. Straight from hell.
The seven deadly sins.
Ren - Sloth
Yang - wrath
Blake -lust
Ruby - gluttony
Pyrrha - pride
Jaune - envy
Weiss - greed
Nora finally has friends! And as a bonus she got magic to boot! Lightning is so cool!
She's just gotta be careful about the supernatural threats she's now aware of.
Like the other people who summoned demons and might want to feed her friends to their friends to make them stronger.
Or the random hidden supernatural monsters.
Or the magic police led by a immortal witch.
Oh poo.
Eh, still worth it in Nora's eyes.
I paired every sin and character with who I thought out of the 7 other rwbyjnpr members they matched best.
Nora Valkyrie was a cheerful but very lonely girl.
No family, no friends (or at least none who hang around for long) , and no plan for the future.
She's give anything to have a friend. Which is probably why she wound up carving a pentagram at midnight on her birthday.
This was her last shot. She's tried anonymous friend meet ups, dating sites, jail, gangs, conspiracy boards, even underwater basket weaving forums!
But luckily(?) for her before she could contemplate becoming a crazy cat lady the pentagram lit up.
Nora made her single desperate wish for a friend. Just one that's all she needs!
The circle hears her wish. It takes its price and gives her her reward.
Nora Valkyrie didn't summon a friend.
She summoned seven of them. Straight from hell.
The seven deadly sins.
Ren - Sloth
Yang - wrath
Blake -lust
Ruby - gluttony
Pyrrha - pride
Jaune - envy
Weiss - greed
Nora finally has friends! And as a bonus she got magic to boot! Lightning is so cool!
She's just gotta be careful about the supernatural threats she's now aware of.
Like the other people who summoned demons and might want to feed her friends to their friends to make them stronger.
Or the random hidden supernatural monsters.
Or the magic police led by a immortal witch.
Oh poo.
Eh, still worth it in Nora's eyes.
I paired every sin and character with who I thought out of the 7 other rwbyjnpr members they matched best.
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LordofBones
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Jaune: "Would it be bad to say I have a divine voice advising me in my head?"
Pyrrha: "Chosen by the gods."
Ren: "I'm a literary epic."
Ruby: "Wait, then why aren't you-"
Jaune/Michael and the Heavenly Host: "WE WILL NOT HAVE OUR CHAMPION CAST INTO DAMNATION WITH THEE."
Pyrrha: "Grandfather Zeus calls you four the 'blood of Typhon'."
Ren: "I'm about filial duty, not terrorism."
Nora: "My sorta-adopted granduncle Loki says you four make him look good, then he got all sulky and went off to convince Uncle Jorm to eat Menagerie."
An amusing thought; Remnant has a system similar to the Nasuverse's textures and all myths are somewhat true. The Brothers of Light and Darkness exist, but they're Ozma's and Salem's gods, with the deities of other religions active. In Vacuo, for example, the moon was shattered by the Primordial Serpent of Chaos, Apophis, in his battle with Ra and his defenders - and that's also true.
Ozpin: "She has taken many names over the years - the Nightmare Queen, the Dark Mother-"
Sakura: *teacup shatters* "Ara? Please, go ON-"
Ozpin: "Her goal is destruction-"
*A blue-skinned four-armed woman superimposes herself over Jaune's grand-aunt Sakura, both smiling eeriely.*
Arjun: "KALI-MA, NO! WE'LL HANDLE IT! PLEASE DON'T DESTROY THE UNIVERSE!"