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SHARK MAID OOH HA HA!

 

[Gur40]

Big Fan of ZZZ myself and have been brainstorming ideas of how to cross it over with rwby.

If you need any help let me know.

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Ruby and Weiss are seething seeing Jaune with them

Spoiler: Team Partners Cup Meme

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[LordofBones]

No idea about ZZZ, sorry.

Also, imagine Blake blowing her top at Jaune's "faunus fetish".

 

[The Brotherhood of Steel]

Ruby and Weiss are seething seeing Jaune with them

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Jaune gets a job at Victoria's house keeping.

Ruby and Weiss see Jaune having Boba tea with Ellen and approach them.

Ellen: "You must be Jaune's friends Ruby and Bleiss."

Weiss: " It's Weiss"

Ellen: " oh... cool"

Weiss: "Anyways Jaune I wanted to see if you were free for dinner..."

Ellen "We're gonna be working late tonight on a commission."

Jaune "we are?"

Ellen "yeah but I'll treat you to a meal later. We should get doing our break is almost over."

Weiss: seething as Ellen drags Jaune away.

Later at a café Ruby is trying to calm Weiss down.

Ruby: "relax Weiss they're just coworkers." looks out the window to see Jaune walking alongside Corin and crushes her cup.

 

[Gur40]

Spoiler: Tumblr Gun Fun

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Jaune: *holding a .45 Revolver* Look at me! I've got the Big Iron!

Ruby: *Pulling out a .50 BFR* Then i must have the Bigger Iron!

Nora: *Walks in with Ironwood's Cannon* Biggest Iron.

Penny: ... Would you all meet me at the Docks tomorrow?

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Penny: And that's why I require an Anti-Leviathan Coastline Defender, such as the one in Argus.

Winter: That's Absurd-

*Uncle* Ironwood: Absolutely Reasonable! These Valeans must understand the Strength of Atlas.

Uncle wars
Ironwood vs Qrow vs alive Warden vs GoD
Ironwood spending half his milatary budget on Penny uprgrades
Qrow being a cool Uncle to Ruby and Yang [and more of a dad then Tai]
Warden taking back the Company and outing Gele
God of Darkness making Ruby a magical Girl cause Silver Eye magic = related to God of Light

Spoiler: Tai interrogating Jaune

Meeting the father-in-law
Tai: What are your intentions with my daughters?

Jaune: The same intentions you had with your Wives.

Tai:...

Tai: You're good, kid, very good. I like you.

Qrow gets PTSD style flashbacks looking at Jaune with his Nieces

Spoiler: Winter Arrests Jaune

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Winter: Excuse me, do you have a license for that?

Jaune: For what?

Winter: That weapon in your pocket.

Jaune: ...

Jaune: *Blushing* ... Uh ... Th-that's not-

Winter: That's not a weapon is it?

Jaune: *Blushing* No Ma'am.

Winter: ... Very Well. Get in the car.

Jaune: *Blushing even harder* Yes Ma'am.

Winter: *Into her Radio* Something's come up. I'm going to be out for the rest of the day.

Or she could radio for back up, i'm sure her sister and mother would be glad to help

Spoiler: RWBY Memes

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If Ruby found Summer Rose Journal

Spoiler: Entire Team

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16h
Team Meeting

Yang: So, does anyone know why Ruby called this meeting?

Blake: No idea.

Weiss: Considering that she decided to have it in a conference room, it has to be about something serious.

Ruby: *Walks in* Good afternoon team RWBY! I have a very special presentation to show you.

Blake: Since when do you make presentations?

Yang: Who are you and what have you done with my little sister?

Weiss: Would you two quit it. I, for one, am happy that you have decided to take your leader position more seriously, Ruby.

Ruby: Of course, now, let's begin. *turns of projector*

Why Jaune Is The Best Future Husband Ever

By Ruby Rose, the future Mrs. Ruby Arc

Ruby: *Changes the slide* Now as you can see here-

_WBY: RUBY!

 

[AndrewJTalon]

The latest episode ended. Jaune, Ruby, and Yang stared in utter disbelief at the show credits as they rolled. Yang gaped, Ruby moaned, and Jaune's face was in his hands.

Yang: "What the hell was that?!"

Ruby: "Language!"

Yang: "Ruby? There are exceptions to every rule. This is one of them. Fuck this show!"

Jaune: groans "The first game was so good... How did they screw this up so much?"

Yang: "Ally is gay by the way."

Jaune: "Ugggghhhh... I don't wanna watch anymore. I'm not getting paid for it, I don't wanna know more."

Yang: "Aw, come on VB! Aren't you at least... Morbidly curious? Eh? Eh?"

Jaune: "... Was that a pun?"

Yang: "I'm TRYING here, but this show is destroying my brain!"

Ruby: "I'm getting some snacks."

Ruby gets up and heads off. Yang and Jaune scowl at the screen for a bit.

Yang: "... I really loved the first game, ya know? I mean I don't usually go for horror games but... It was fun."

Jaune: "It was. Jonah and Ally's relationship was... Was just amazing."

Yang: "And seriously? Rewriting the whole thing to make Jonah the bad guy for not letting the Cockroaches cut open Ally's brain in HOPES of a cure? It's just bullshit!"

Jaune: "Totally! And I'm fine with Ally being gay, my eldest sister is gay, but that's like her only character trait!"

Yang: "Except when she's a total bitch!"

They both sigh.

Yang: "... And... Ya know... A father being willing to go through anything for you? I... I like that."

Jaune: smiles "Yeah... I get it. My dad's pretty awesome. He can be a big goof but... I really wanna be like him someday."

Yang: "Oh? Eight kids and all, huh?"

Jaune: "I mean I wouldn't mind that, but more... I just wanna be someone people can depend on."

There is a beep and a small explosion.

Ruby: "ACK! NO! MICROWAVE, WHY HAVE YOU BETRAYED ME?!"

Jaune: sighs "Hang on, I've got this."

Yang: "Hm?"

Jaune: "Relax."

Jaune goes to the microwave, unplugs it, gets a screwdriver and fiddles around on the inside "Nora and Pyrrha have damaged our microwave in our common room a lot. And before I met them? I had three sisters who loved to fiddle with technology..." He tweaks the electronics, and buttons it all back up. He plugs it back in "Try it now."

Ruby does. The microwave hums away happily.

Ruby: "Yay! Great job, Jaune!"

Jaune: "You're welcome. Besides, I want microwave smores too."

They return with their snacks. Ruby moves to sit by Jaune, but Yang scoots up next to him. Ruby, confused, sits on Jaune's other side.

Yang: "So, you're pretty handy, huh?"

Jaune: "Well, like my dad always said: If the ladies don't find you handsome, let them find you useful.'"

Yang: "Heh. I think you're cheating on that a little, VB."

Jaune: "Hm? How?"

Yang: takes a smore and eats it with a grin "You're both."

Jaune: flush deeply "Ah, uh..."

Ruby: "Ugh! Can you guys not? I want to watch something good! How about an anime Blake recommended?"

Yang: "I don't know..."

Jaune: "Come on, I'm sure it's not that bad..."

Ten minutes into the anime... Jaune and Yang are both covering Ruby's eyes as Jaune frantically hits the off button.

Yang: "I told you! I told you!"

Jaune: "My fault for being an optimist, fine!"

Ruby: "It was just getting good!"

 

[Azzy Rael]

Oven smores are better than microwave. Youcan get that nice golden color too.

 

[AndrewJTalon]

As a thought for fixing RWBY further, I had a discussion on my Discord that made me realize a way to make the Jaundice arc better, and make CRDL actually matter:

For one thing? RWBY, JNPR and CRDL are all vying for the position of top First year team.

Team RWBY has incredible combat talent, but Ruby is both the strong and weak link: Strong because in combat she is a great leader, weak because outside of combat she cannot keep her team focused and organized due to her inexperience. And conflicts between the team members outside of combat can weaken their performance.

Team JNPR has incredible combat potential, but Jaune is both the strong and weak link: Strong because his leadership and management allow JNPR to come together cohesively and resolve their issues, weak because he is not as well trained or combat experienced as the others which can be a liability in a fight.

Team CRDL has decent combat potential and Cardin is not the weak link: He's the center of gravity for the team with a powerful Semblance, excellent training in combat, and some experience as a leader in his combat school and thanks to his father's instruction. They may not have the same incredible overall talent as RWBY or JNPR, but they have grit, good teamwork and experience to make up the odds.

Cardin is still a bully, but he bullies Ruby and Jaune by calling out their weaknesses. He can still be a racist asshole, but he can have a VALID POINT: That Ruby and Jaune's teams have a lot of issues and weaknesses.

Thus you have Cardin and CRDL serve as recurring rivals, antagonistic, who can help Jaune and Ruby realize their weaknesses, confront them, and grow from them. Rather than having CRDL be punching bags, here they serve a narrative purpose. You can even expand on their characters like in Evermore to give them more nuance and depth. Yes Cardin in that series is a total asshole and bully and gets kicked off the team: Here? He's a bit more akin to Flash Thompson from the Spider-Man comics. Yes Flash could give Peter a hard time, but he was also always trying to drag Peter off to parties and set him up with girls. He was rough and went too far sometimes, but he was in the end trying to help Peter "man up" and be more social.

You don't have to "redeem" Cardin if you don't want to, but making CRDL actually strong and having a point ("It's not enough to just be talented, you have to be strong") gives them more of a point in the narrative and more things you can do with them. And rivalries can be good for character growth and exploration as well as plot advancement.

 

[TheFabulousCustodes]

Jaune: "Well, like my dad always said: If the ladies don't find you handsome, let them find you useful.'"

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Is this a reference to the now defunct, Red Green tv show?

Ruby: "Ugh! Can you guys not? I want to watch something good! How about an anime Blake recommended?"

Yang: "I don't know..."

Jaune: "Come on, I'm sure it's not that bad..."

Ten minutes into the anime... Jaune and Yang are both covering Ruby's eyes as Jaune frantically hits the off button.

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Tentacles, so so many Tentacles.......

 

[ThunderBasilisk]

I swear at first glance I thought this was a The Last of Us snippet.

 

[SharkCultist]

So a crossover that comes to mind that actually lines up pretty well.

Bleach.

Semblances are unique to each person just like the swords, it's all soul power.

You could argue that the Grimm and Salem are similar to the Bounts and their Dolls.

Plus, and this is the fun one. We can make mercury a arrancar.

The description of hollows was "they seek and consume souls to try to fill the void of loss inside themselves."

Mercury losing his Semblance could cause one of those voids.

 

[AndrewJTalon]

A few ridiculous plots for your consideration:

-Orchid begins taking payments for various girls to go on dates with her brother. Jaune is astonished he's so popular all of a sudden... Until he finds out Orchid is kind of whoring him out.

Jaune: "Seriously?!"

Orchid: "Clearly, Huntresses are all deeply emotionally damaged individuals who are desperate for a connection with a nice, warm golden retriever like person such as yourself, Jaune."

Jaune: "You say that... While dressed like a pimp!"

Orchid: adjusts her furry coat "I felt it was appropriate."

-Due to terrible weather, everyone's stuck inside. And our heroes play board games... And things get out of hand.

Ruby: "IT'S THE LAST HOTEL!"

Yang: "I'M OLDER, I GET THE LAST HOTEL!"

-Ruby drags Whitley into a go-kart race. With their engineering skills... It will probably be a terrifying machine of madness. But hey, they'll definitely win!

-Jaune has to go out regularly to pick up the members of Team RWBY since he has a driver's license... And they're often in detention. So he has to go pick them up late at night. Poor Jaune.

-Pyrrha is given merchandize based on her likeness to examine and approve or disapprove of. And our heroes go through these things.

 

[zMADLAXz]

As part of both Pride and Men's mental health awareness month.

I wish to introduce to on of my top 5 favorite ships - Qrow x Clover.

Cause just like Naruto and Sasuke, these two were made for each other.

My favorite crack gay ship? Adam x Sun. Cause when that Pussy so bad you gotta lokey switch teams.

 

[AndrewJTalon]

As part of both Pride and Men's mental health awareness month.

I wish to introduce to on of my top 5 favorite ships - Qrow x Clover.

Cause just like Naruto and Sasuke, these two were made for each other.

My favorite crack gay ship? Adam x Sun. Cause when that Pussy so bad you gotta lokey switch teams.

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I'll allow it!

Also it's rich that the RWBY Twitter account only acknowledged Bumblebee (which arguably helped sink the show) when they HAD better gay characters to show off:

Saphron and Terra, Clover, Coco, and Ilia. The difference is that these characters actually had characters OUTSIDE OF BEING GAY. Okay yes, Ilia is a simp for Blake but her character concept is at least interesting. And Coco is a lot of fun in the RWBY Chibi series.

 

[zMADLAXz]

I'll allow it!

Also it's rich that the RWBY Twitter account only acknowledged Bumblebee (which arguably helped sink the show) when they HAD better gay characters to show off:

Saphron and Terra, Clover, Coco, and Ilia. The difference is that these characters actually had characters OUTSIDE OF BEING GAY. Okay yes, Ilia is a simp for Blake but her character concept is at least interesting. And Coco is a lot of fun in the RWBY Chibi series.

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I used to respect Tumblr as a site a lot.

Then I realised what a cesspool it was.

Honestly, there are far better and far more effective ways of writing Gay characters, the easiest and perhaps the most effective of which is just write them as you would write a character normally and make that character gay. That's it. Being a particular Identity should at most provide narrative chalenges and not become the narrative itself when talking about a show that is not focused on that genre primarily.

But Remnant is not a place where you would write about representation, especially not when larger problems exist and there are no indications of any real world-esque large scale Homophobia's existence in Remnant.

If for example Queer people faced oppression in that society and it was shown to us as viewers specifically, then I would welcome all sorts of narratives,

But sidelining everything just to establish a Lesbian romance that was used by the IRL VAs to feed their OF accounts, which further fetishizes Lesbians instead of providing better representation clearly indicates it was shallow fanservice masquerading as representation, falsely leading people to a narrative about how "good" the show is.

I have no problem with OF, go make that bank honestly and prostitution was the first job of mankind, but to use both aspects of your jobs to push this type of narrative that Bumblebee was for the aesthetics and to placate the crowds rather than actually develop rest of the Queer relations?

It seems to me they were actually providing cheap fap material instead of an interesting dynamic.

I mean, Qrow x Clover was right there, holyshit I am not even asking a Super chad Jaune who fucks every character with a vagina.

Just an incredibly broken man finding solace in another man's love and further healing himself as well as the other man by teaching him how to be free? Romance and friendship leading to mutual healing and growth?

I am a straight guy but holy shit it was right there!

Sorry for the rant. I love the characters in this series and I feel like seeing beautiful talented children trapped in abusive homes when I think of this series.

 

[AndrewJTalon]

I used to respect Tumblr as a site a lot.

Then I realised what a cesspool it was.

Honestly, there are far better and far more effective ways of writing Gay characters, the easiest and perhaps the most effective of which is just write them as you would write a character normally and make that character gay. That's it. Being a particular Identity should at most provide narrative chalenges and not become the narrative itself when talking about a show that is not focused on that genre primarily.

But Remnant is not a place where you would write about representation, especially not when larger problems exist and there are no indications of any real world-esque large scale Homophobia's existence in Remnant.

If for example Queer people faced oppression in that society and it was shown to us as viewers specifically, then I would welcome all sorts of narratives,

But sidelining everything just to establish a Lesbian romance that was used by the IRL VAs to feed their OF accounts, which further fetishizes Lesbians instead of providing better representation clearly indicates it was shallow fanservice masquerading as representation, falsely leading people to a narrative about how "good" the show is.

I have no problem with OF, go make that bank honestly and prostitution was the first job of mankind, but to use both aspects of your jobs to push this type of narrative that Bumblebee was for the aesthetics and to placate the crowds rather than actually develop rest of the Queer relations?

It seems to me they were actually providing cheap fap material instead of an interesting dynamic.

I mean, Qrow x Clover was right there, holyshit I am not even asking a Super chad Jaune who fucks every character with a vagina.

Just an incredibly broken man finding solace in another man's love and further healing himself as well as the other man by teaching him how to be free? Romance and friendship leading to mutual healing and growth?

I am a straight guy but holy shit it was right there!

Sorry for the rant. I love the characters in this series and I feel like seeing beautiful talented children trapped in abusive homes when I think of this series.

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I know exactly how you feel, man. One hundred percent. I'm still gonna write my fanfic and enjoy myself because this is a fun universe to write for. The raw materials had so much potential and when it's in the hands of someone competent or even 25 percent competent? You CAN get good storytelling and great fun! But when it's not? You get the canon RWBY, which is utter and total shit. No matter how hard they cope. There were good ideas in the later volumes but all were smothered under their stupidity, their vanity, and their pandering to the craziest, brokest, and loudest parts of the fanbase who just harassed and attacked everyone else and made it so fucking toxic!

I mean, Saphron and Terra were good characters... Who happened to be gay! Clover was a good character who just happened to be gay! Coco is a fun character who happens to be gay (though personally I write her as bisexual so she can have fun teasing both sexes-It seems it would fit her more). But noooo... Had to pander to the insane people who didn't support the show and let the actresses enrich themselves.

I am praying for a reboot under a Japanese studio that knows how to turn all this into an actual story, and will just drop Bumblebee or anything else for pandering. Because no. Just no.

 

[AndrewJTalon]

Team JNPR entered their dorm room, a bit exhausted but triumphant.

Nora: "WOOHOO! We smashed all those guys in the training matches, didn't we?!"

Jaune: "We did! Great work everyone! You're really coming along, despite my mistakes."

Ren: "You shouldn't be so hard on yourself, Jaune: You held your own in all the matches."

Pyrrha: "Indeed! You served as proper support."

Nora: "And I love that we got to use our combo move! Nora's Arc! You were all 'I'm ready!' and I was all 'HAMMER TIME!' And you were all 'Wait Nora not that hard' and I was like 'THUNDERSTRUCK!' and you screamed like a little girl!"

Jaune: sighs heavily "I did. A bit."

Pyrrha: smiles "But we won all the matches, which is what counts."

Nora: "Yeah! Girly Scream to victory! It's our new battle cry!"

Jaune: "It is not."

Nora: "But it was sooo funny!"

Jaune: "Literally anyone would scream like a girl if you were swinging their hammer right at you!"

Nora: "Aw, thanks Jaune!" hugs him "But I'm already taken by Ren! You'll need to find another orangette for your harem!"

Jaune: "I don't have a harem damnit!"

Pyrrha: "Of course not! But I would join it if you did, Jaune!"

Jaune: "Not helping!"

There is a sneeze from the closet, and it rattles. Everyone is on guard.

Nora: "Gasp! Something's in our closet!"

Jaune: "Blake? That you? Yang? Ruby? Zwei?"

Nora: "Double gasp! If it's not any of them, or Pyrrha... Who could it be?!"

Pyrrha: "... How could I be in that closet when I'm right here, Nora?"

Nora: "TRIPLE GASP! You've secretly been a ninja this whole time, Pyrrha! Why didn't you tell me?! It's so unfair! Ren's the only ninja on our team! Multiclassing is cheating!"

The closet door wobbled again... Jaune went forward, and took hold of the handle. He slid it open... And a blonde girl in glasses, a black hoodie, jeans and sneakers fell into his arms.

Girl: "Haa..." She stands up and hugs him properly, before saying in a monotone: "Thank you Jaune. It was getting a bit scary in there. It is nice to see you well."

Jaune: "Orchid?"

Nora: "WHAT?! THE CLOSET MAKES GENDERBENT CLONES OF JAUNE?! SHE'S SO CUTE, CAN I HAVE ONE?!"

Ren: "No Nora, that's his sister."

Nora: "Oh! Well... That makes more sense."

Pyrrha: stares into the closet with Jaune. There is a very elaborate computer set up with multiple holoscreens, a keyboard, and several other doodads as well as several figurines "Wait... Starlight Brigade?"

Orchid: "Yes. It is my very favorite show ever. Please don't touch those, they are collectors."

Jaune: "Then why did you bring them with you, Orchid?!"

Orchid: "They missed you too."

Jaune, Pyrrha, Nora, Ren and Orchid go to the common room and sit around the table, after getting some snacks.

Orchid: "I decided to come and see you compete in the Vytal Tournament, Big Brother."

Jaune: "Well, that's great Orchid. But uh, wouldn't you rather stay in a hotel?"

Orchid: "No. The CCT signal is best here. I can maintain my business operations very easily. Plus, your closet is very large and comfortable. Much like my closet back home."

Pyrrha: "You're locked in a closet back home?!"

Jaune: "Nonono! Orchid's just, you know... She's very shy."

Orchid: "Indeed. I prefer the solitude and dark, enclosed spaces. My family often tries to drag me out for social events or to improve my health. Jaune too."

Jaune: "It's because we love you."

There is the slightest smile on her face before she returns to being utterly tactiturn.

Orchid: "I know. I also love you too. But I do enjoy being alone, save for when I don't."

Nora: "That makes sense!"

Ren: nods "Indeed."

Pyrrha: sighs "Still, maybe staying here wouldn't be the best option? I mean, it's pretty crowded already. And your... Uncle?"

Orchid: "One of dad's friends. Since he was an orphan, he has a lot of old friends who aren't actually related to us but we call them Uncles and Aunts."

Nora: "Wow! You just recruit family members?! Can we sign up?!"

Orchid: "Perhaps. I think you and Dad would get along very well. Jaune already thinks of you like a sister, and Ren like a brother."

Nora: "Awwww! Really Jaune?"

Jaune: smiles warmly "Absolutely, Nora, Ren."

Nora: "Hee~!"

Ren does give Jaune a small smile. But...

Ren: "As to Pyrrha's previous point though...?"

Orchid: "I believe I am fine where I am. And I can provide payment for my stay."

Jaune: "You don't need to pay rent, Orchid! You're my sister-"

Orchid: "It's not rent. All of your friends all have high potential as future Hunters. Establishing good relationships with them will make my business go better."

Pyrrha: "Um... You never told us what that business was, Orchid?"

Orchid: "I helped get Jaune into Beacon. That is just one of my... Various business ventures."

Jaune: cough "Most of which are still very, very legal, yes?"

Orchid: "Yes. Most."

Ren: "Ah."

Nora: "Ooooh! You're a hacker! Neato!"

Orchid: "Yes."

Pyrrha: "Um, well, that's nice but I do think that you staying in our closet is much too-"

Orchid reaches into her hoodie, and produces... Pictures. Pictures of Jaune in a gothic lolita dress.

Jaune goes bright red. As does Pyrrha.

Jaune: "ORCHID!"

Pyrrha: "I-I completely accept you, Orchid! I look forward to working with you more in the future!"

Orchid: "Excellent. Please distribute these to the members of Team RWBY, with an offer for more. You can get another exclusive picture if you-"

Pyrrha is GONE.

Jaune: "ORCHID! SERIOUSLY?!"

Orchid: "It's not my fault Hunters also tend to be a bunch of perverts."

Jaune runs after Pyrrha. She turns to Nora and Ren.

Orchid: "As for you... I am willing to offer several financial and information services... In exchange..."

Nora: "For? I mean pictures of Jaune-Jaune in a dress are pretty funny but we'll need more!"

Orchid: blush "... I would like... Pictures of..." She glances at Ren, then looked down with a deeper blush "Um... In... A dress?"

Silence. Nora stares at Orchid. Ren flushes.

Ren: clears his throat "I'm... I'm sorry?"

Nora: "... You like Ren too?"

Orchid: "He is my ideal man."

Nora: "Hmmm... Usually I'd just hammer anyone who had a crush on MY RENNY..."

Ren tenses, and moves to protect Orchid from Nora... Before Nora grins.

Nora: "But if we're family, then we can get along! And I agree! Renny would be super cute dressed as a girl!"

Orchid: "He would... It's kind of my... Thing."

Nora: "IT'S MY THING NOW TOO! OH RENNY~!"

Ren, wisely, turns and jumps out the window.

Orchid: "... I'll track him down, you capture him."

Nora: "Sure thing, new sister!"

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Yes, Orchid is a bit of a gremlin like Futaba from Persona 5. I thought it would be funny.

 

[Handspan]

Ha! Ren gets to be the Harem protagonist now!

 

[AndrewJTalon]

Ha! Ren gets to be the Harem protagonist now!

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Ren: "Please take it back."

Jaune: "Oh sure like I know how to turn it off!"

 

[Sir Borks-a-Lot]

Ren: "Please take it back."

Jaune: "Oh sure like I know how to turn it off!"

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I imagined them whispering this while sharing a very small hiding space while RWBYPNO are looking for them.

 

[AndrewJTalon]

So, what could be done with Orchid Arc? The shut in computer hacker genius little sister Jaune Arc?

 

[SharkCultist]

So, what could be done with Orchid Arc? The shut in computer hacker genius little sister Jaune Arc?

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So Ren is her ideal man, but if we paired her with a girl it could be a fun byplay.

The biological girl who acts more like a machine and the machine that acts like a girl.

 

[AndrewJTalon]

So Ren is her ideal man, but if we paired her with a girl it could be a fun byplay.

The biological girl who acts more like a machine and the machine that acts like a girl.

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Yes... But now Ruby has a rival for Penny's friendship. And it's the little sister of her best friend! Ruby's not taking this lying down!

 

[SharkCultist]

Ruby's not taking this lying down!

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*Ruby laying in bed next to Penny and Orchid*

Ruby: what just happened?

Orchid: Arc charisma.

 

[zMADLAXz]

*Ruby laying in bed next to Penny and Orchid*

Ruby: what just happened?

Orchid: Arc charisma.

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Ruby: One moment I was fighting Orchid over cookies because I know Penny baked them only gor me and the next I am laying in bed with them, naked and marked all over my skin.

Did they drug me?

 

[AndrewJTalon]

A training mission with RWBY, JNPR... And KDAM.

Weiss: "How did you get assigned as trainers?"

Kazuma: confident smile "Our impeccable credentials as heroes of the town of Axel!"

Megumin: "YES! THE FOREMOST GRIMM HUNTERS AND ADVENTURERS OF AXEL! WE WILL-"

Jaune: "You needed to do a favor for Ozpin so he would make sure you didn't have to pay fines, right?"

Aqua: wince "Ahahaha... Haa... Why Jaune, my beloved little brother, why would you say such a thing-?"

Jaune: "Cause he texted me."

Kazuma and Aqua: CRAP!

Weiss: "I'm already dubious about you, Arc, and your sister, but her husband?! And his harem?!"

Darkness: "Oh! You think I'm just a sex slave, a pathetic object of my team leader's lust? Nothing more than his plaything?"

Weiss: "Ah, no, I didn't mean-"

Darkness: "BECAUSE I AM! Ohhh, the way my master abuses and ignores me even while we are married-"

Jaune: "Kazuma, your wife is way too horny again, please stop her. There are children present."

Ruby: "I'M NOT A CHILD! I DRINK MY MILK!"

Megumin: "YEAH!"

 

[dragon_cloud16]

I'm surprised someone hasn't had Burnice or the Sons of Camydon being tied/connected to the Arc Clan yet.

 

[SharkCultist]

Jaune Arc was not having a good day. It might have been the milk for his cereal going bad.

But it's probably the gaping hole in his gut full of scorpion Grimm poison. Damn initiation was a bit harder than he expected.

And to add insult to injury the damn thing didn't even finish him, just tossed him into the ruins around them like trash.

Oh man you are fucked.

Andnnow he's hearing things. Guess he's bleeding out faster than he thought.

You aren't dead dumbass. Well at least not yet, but you will be in about four minutes maybe?

Why thank you creepy snarky voice it's really great knowing I've got four minutes of agony to look forward to.

I'm not in your head dumbass. Look on the ground next to your hand.

There's a mask laying on the ground. It looks similar to a white fang or Grimm mask but slightly different. There's no red marks on it. It's a simple bone mask shaped similar to a human skull if less detailed.

There you go, and hey you have two minutes left, now I'm sure you don't wanna die going out like a little bitch so how about you and me make a deal?

IT may be the blood loss talking but it couldn't hurt to hear what kind of deal is on the table.

We've got things each other needs. I have centuries of knowledge on killing things, and you have limbs. So lets make a trade. I'll make you a monster in combat and all you have to do is PUT ME ON. Or you could bleed out in the next thirty seconds. Your call Blondie.

Jaune reached for the mask like a half blind drunk but he managed to grab it and drag it up to his face.

Oh yeah by the way this is going to hurt. A LOT.

Jaunes Aura not even two hours old was warped and changed instead of covering him like a forcefield it sunk into his flesh. His Semblance not even yet awakened was cannibalized into fuel for the strange and horrifying changes Jaune was undergoing.

His flesh twisted and grew until Jaune went from a noodle into a mountain of muscle and murder, the bone mask that caused these changes fusing to his own skull and his blue eyes turned a haunting yellow.

Not bad kid, not bad at all. Still weak human flesh but I can work with this. Now how's about you and me go show that overgrown arachnid who's house this is?

"What did you do to me?!"

I did exactly what I said I would. I made you into a monster, you want to renegotiate? Well we're gonna need to do a few things first. Step one? KILL SOMETHING.

Jaune wanted to respond but he was hit with a endless well of hate and bloodlust. He had a second to realize it was coming from the mask connected to his face before a haze overtook him and he burst out of the ruins and threw himself at the Grimm.

"Hey Spidey, welcome to the splatterhouse!"

 

[JerkRyanShadowWanker]

Part of me thinks Jack Of Blades. I ruled Nihilus out because he's not the snarky type.

 

[SharkCultist]

Part of me thinks Jack Of Blades. I ruled Nilius out because he's not the snarky type.

Click to shrink...

It's the terror mask from splatterhouse. Used to love playing the xbox-360 version of that game.

I tore the anus out of so many demonic frogs.

Edit: actually, here this will help.


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