Dragonslayer: "The Last of All of Us"
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The latest episode ended. Jaune, Ruby, and Yang stared in utter disbelief at the show credits as they rolled. Yang gaped, Ruby moaned, and Jaune's face was in his hands.
Yang: "What the hell was that?!"
Ruby: "Language!"
Yang: "Ruby? There are exceptions to every rule. This is one of them. Fuck this show!"
Jaune: groans "The first game was so good... How did they screw this up so much?"
Yang: "Ally is gay by the way."
Jaune: "Ugggghhhh... I don't wanna watch anymore. I'm not getting paid for it, I don't wanna know more."
Yang: "Aw, come on VB! Aren't you at least... Morbidly curious? Eh? Eh?"
Jaune: "... Was that a pun?"
Yang: "I'm TRYING here, but this show is destroying my brain!"
Ruby: "I'm getting some snacks."
Ruby gets up and heads off. Yang and Jaune scowl at the screen for a bit.
Yang: "... I really loved the first game, ya know? I mean I don't usually go for horror games but... It was fun."
Jaune: "It was. Jonah and Ally's relationship was... Was just amazing."
Yang: "And seriously? Rewriting the whole thing to make Jonah the bad guy for not letting the Cockroaches cut open Ally's brain in HOPES of a cure? It's just bullshit!"
Jaune: "Totally! And I'm fine with Ally being gay, my eldest sister is gay, but that's like her only character trait!"
Yang: "Except when she's a total bitch!"
They both sigh.
Yang: "... And... Ya know... A father being willing to go through anything for you? I... I like that."
Jaune: smiles "Yeah... I get it. My dad's pretty awesome. He can be a big goof but... I really wanna be like him someday."
Yang: "Oh? Eight kids and all, huh?"
Jaune: "I mean I wouldn't mind that, but more... I just wanna be someone people can depend on."
There is a beep and a small explosion.
Ruby: "ACK! NO! MICROWAVE, WHY HAVE YOU BETRAYED ME?!"
Jaune: sighs "Hang on, I've got this."
Yang: "Hm?"
Jaune: "Relax."
Jaune goes to the microwave, unplugs it, gets a screwdriver and fiddles around on the inside "Nora and Pyrrha have damaged our microwave in our common room a lot. And before I met them? I had three sisters who loved to fiddle with technology..." He tweaks the electronics, and buttons it all back up. He plugs it back in "Try it now."
Ruby does. The microwave hums away happily.
Ruby: "Yay! Great job, Jaune!"
Jaune: "You're welcome. Besides, I want microwave smores too."
They return with their snacks. Ruby moves to sit by Jaune, but Yang scoots up next to him. Ruby, confused, sits on Jaune's other side.
Yang: "So, you're pretty handy, huh?"
Jaune: "Well, like my dad always said: If the ladies don't find you handsome, let them find you useful.'"
Yang: "Heh. I think you're cheating on that a little, VB."
Jaune: "Hm? How?"
Yang: takes a smore and eats it with a grin "You're both."
Jaune: flush deeply "Ah, uh..."
Ruby: "Ugh! Can you guys not? I want to watch something good! How about an anime Blake recommended?"
Yang: "I don't know..."
Jaune: "Come on, I'm sure it's not that bad..."
Ten minutes into the anime... Jaune and Yang are both covering Ruby's eyes as Jaune frantically hits the off button.
Yang: "I told you! I told you!"
Jaune: "My fault for being an optimist, fine!"
Ruby: "It was just getting good!"
Yang: "What the hell was that?!"
Ruby: "Language!"
Yang: "Ruby? There are exceptions to every rule. This is one of them. Fuck this show!"
Jaune: groans "The first game was so good... How did they screw this up so much?"
Yang: "Ally is gay by the way."
Jaune: "Ugggghhhh... I don't wanna watch anymore. I'm not getting paid for it, I don't wanna know more."
Yang: "Aw, come on VB! Aren't you at least... Morbidly curious? Eh? Eh?"
Jaune: "... Was that a pun?"
Yang: "I'm TRYING here, but this show is destroying my brain!"
Ruby: "I'm getting some snacks."
Ruby gets up and heads off. Yang and Jaune scowl at the screen for a bit.
Yang: "... I really loved the first game, ya know? I mean I don't usually go for horror games but... It was fun."
Jaune: "It was. Jonah and Ally's relationship was... Was just amazing."
Yang: "And seriously? Rewriting the whole thing to make Jonah the bad guy for not letting the Cockroaches cut open Ally's brain in HOPES of a cure? It's just bullshit!"
Jaune: "Totally! And I'm fine with Ally being gay, my eldest sister is gay, but that's like her only character trait!"
Yang: "Except when she's a total bitch!"
They both sigh.
Yang: "... And... Ya know... A father being willing to go through anything for you? I... I like that."
Jaune: smiles "Yeah... I get it. My dad's pretty awesome. He can be a big goof but... I really wanna be like him someday."
Yang: "Oh? Eight kids and all, huh?"
Jaune: "I mean I wouldn't mind that, but more... I just wanna be someone people can depend on."
There is a beep and a small explosion.
Ruby: "ACK! NO! MICROWAVE, WHY HAVE YOU BETRAYED ME?!"
Jaune: sighs "Hang on, I've got this."
Yang: "Hm?"
Jaune: "Relax."
Jaune goes to the microwave, unplugs it, gets a screwdriver and fiddles around on the inside "Nora and Pyrrha have damaged our microwave in our common room a lot. And before I met them? I had three sisters who loved to fiddle with technology..." He tweaks the electronics, and buttons it all back up. He plugs it back in "Try it now."
Ruby does. The microwave hums away happily.
Ruby: "Yay! Great job, Jaune!"
Jaune: "You're welcome. Besides, I want microwave smores too."
They return with their snacks. Ruby moves to sit by Jaune, but Yang scoots up next to him. Ruby, confused, sits on Jaune's other side.
Yang: "So, you're pretty handy, huh?"
Jaune: "Well, like my dad always said: If the ladies don't find you handsome, let them find you useful.'"
Yang: "Heh. I think you're cheating on that a little, VB."
Jaune: "Hm? How?"
Yang: takes a smore and eats it with a grin "You're both."
Jaune: flush deeply "Ah, uh..."
Ruby: "Ugh! Can you guys not? I want to watch something good! How about an anime Blake recommended?"
Yang: "I don't know..."
Jaune: "Come on, I'm sure it's not that bad..."
Ten minutes into the anime... Jaune and Yang are both covering Ruby's eyes as Jaune frantically hits the off button.
Yang: "I told you! I told you!"
Jaune: "My fault for being an optimist, fine!"
Ruby: "It was just getting good!"