SharkCultist
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Make it Blake. Because I want to see her reaction when Penny says
"I didn't know you were a racist!"
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[RWBY] RWBY Shorts
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"I didn't know you were a racist!"
cavalal386
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... sorry it's been an odd day.
mgl1206
Not too sore, are you?
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Clanker is a "slur" used most often in the context of Star Wars from the tv show "The Clone Wars". They're used to reference the droid army of the separatists in a deragotory manner that is pg for children.
SharkCultist
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Just had a weird but funny idea.
The group (outside of Ren) find out that Nora actually has a bunch of hammers.
Magnhild is of course for huntress stuff.
But she's got hammers for everything from smashing watermelon to fixing a wobbly table.
But the reason the teams find out about the excess hammers is because a girl is flirting with Ren so Nora reaches into her hammer storage and pulls out a beast of a hammer.
Covered in rust, what appears to be lemon juice, barbed wire, and lightning dust the teams are introduced to the Protect Ren from Hoes Hammer. Also known as Bitch Breaker.
The group (outside of Ren) find out that Nora actually has a bunch of hammers.
Magnhild is of course for huntress stuff.
But she's got hammers for everything from smashing watermelon to fixing a wobbly table.
But the reason the teams find out about the excess hammers is because a girl is flirting with Ren so Nora reaches into her hammer storage and pulls out a beast of a hammer.
Covered in rust, what appears to be lemon juice, barbed wire, and lightning dust the teams are introduced to the Protect Ren from Hoes Hammer. Also known as Bitch Breaker.
Ardrianian
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First, it's telling that one must be well versed in multiple Fandoms to even know the memes and then make a coherent argument about a character using those memes.
Secondly, Nora needs to have a manicial grin frothing at the mouth when she pulls Bitch Breaker out. (Lovingly known as BB in Nora's mind)
Secondly, Nora needs to have a manicial grin frothing at the mouth when she pulls Bitch Breaker out. (Lovingly known as BB in Nora's mind)
AndrewJTalon
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Dragonslayer Week really wiped me out. Hell, I have another half dozen fics I just didn't get done in time for it! And another half dozen that are but are still on my Patreon. So I'm just chilling.
I did have a silly idea. Jaune has a passion for gory horror movies. Being a farmboy, he's seen way worse slaughtering pigs and cows and chickens, so he's basically immune to such movies. Nora, Ren and Ruby have similar non-issues when it comes to gore in movies for various reasons. Blake, Yang,Pyrrha and Weiss are all wusses when it comes to horror movies. So you see how things go on movie night when there's some extra gory horror films.
I did have a silly idea. Jaune has a passion for gory horror movies. Being a farmboy, he's seen way worse slaughtering pigs and cows and chickens, so he's basically immune to such movies. Nora, Ren and Ruby have similar non-issues when it comes to gore in movies for various reasons. Blake, Yang,Pyrrha and Weiss are all wusses when it comes to horror movies. So you see how things go on movie night when there's some extra gory horror films.
SharkCultist
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*Jaune sees a horror movie about a murderous hillbilly on a farm killing huntresses. He's visibly annoyed.*
Jaune:....so this is what it's like to be Blake. Not a fan.
*Blake, Yang, and Weiss remember he's a farm boy and scream bloody murder. Pyrrha fainted half a hour ago*
CountvonBarnOwl
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My brain immediately went to "alright, now which one is gonna mistake the found footage splatter film for real and have a freakout when none of her friends call the police? Especially since all of her friends will be too surprised by her conclusion to tell her otherwise."
And the second place my brain went was to have Jaune express his disgust - cut to Jaune having a Gunnar Hansen style chainsaw tantrum - right as a couple of plainclothes White Fang spies, or maybe even Ilya, get eyes on the guy that Adam and Cinder told them to be in the lookout for and to track. Jaune twigs to their presence and the idea of having someone to talk to improves his mood. Unfortunately, his body is still stuck in the incandescent. And the spies see this smiling, eye and lip twitching, man with a chainsaw in a white-knuckle grip casually trotting towards them, seemingly oblivious to the way he keeps revving the weapon. (Jaune wants to wave but every time he tries to let go of the trigger his hand slips slightly before locking back into place and revving the chainsaw again).
Gur40
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Penny and Ruby
Ruby decks Blake if she even thinks the repeat racist calls Penny a Clanker
Jaune gets stereotyped for being a farm boy and wine raised past noble by the movies Blake brings to Team hangout night
And calls Neon a fake cat girl as well as demean Velvet as submissive for being a Bunny Faunus [Cardin broken hip would dissagree]
Does she insult Sage Flynt and Emerald? Like in step-sibling war were she assume Arslan would wear either harem clothes or gyaru
Jaune gets stereotyped for being a farm boy and wine raised past noble by the movies Blake brings to Team hangout night
And calls Neon a fake cat girl as well as demean Velvet as submissive for being a Bunny Faunus [Cardin broken hip would dissagree]
Does she insult Sage Flynt and Emerald? Like in step-sibling war were she assume Arslan would wear either harem clothes or gyaru
zMADLAXz
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If you really really want a Power Fantasy in RWBY, Ren is the best choice to self insert.
Assuming you self insert into him at the start of series, you have a lot of advantages.
Why is that now you may ask? Well settle down and let Big bro tell you why.
1) As soon as you insert into him you have the best possible hand to hand arsenal someone could ask for.
2) You have Nora who is always a plus to have in life. Whether platonically or romantically, if I Man up and say I want a single waifu then it is Nora.
Now the rest of the points are assuming two things: You are cunning and you are a little patient. And buckle up because I am fully embracing my inner chinese noble who would handle the decisions of the court of the emperor from the shadows.
The Ideal scenario would be to still let Jaune be the team leader so you can do your own thing without much scrutiny whenever you need to execute any of your schemes that you come up with by leveraging your meta knowledge.
3) You have an incredibly potential rich team leader who is also naïve as fuck whihc means that within reason you can direct him towards his super op semblance early which you get to reap the benefits of.
So explaining it like I am a complete bastard- You get your own personal heal slut that can also buff you just as easily(this is me assuming that the SI Ren is an absolute bastard that they would see Jaune this way).
Because a good schemer understands that the more desperate your pawn and the more capable you make'em? The more Loyal and useful they are.
Not only that you are on the team with the strongest person in the entire student body. You are never unsafe.
Through some creativity you can bag Pyrrha if you want to(the eventual clash between her and Nora is gonna be bloody so you might have to choose between them), or you can again train Jaune as her handler for you by subtly directing him towards her and how he needs to act.
The best thing is, he is gullible and stupid enough that if you point out Pyrrha's self destructive mindset early enough you can use that as a wrench to turn her even more loyal towards the team and chose life over stupid Noble Sacrifice.
Heck you also score a Maiden on your team if you a) Train Jaune propoerly so that Pyrrha has higher chances of Survival and b) make him realise that Weiss is absolutely shallow and not worth it by subtly comparing her with Nora and Pyrrha during random talks and pointing out in minute ways how she is lacking as a potential girlfriend.
You can also score another Maiden by killing Raven.
Ok so this one is from the left field a bit but let me cook here.
If you manage to save Beacon then you can still direct the team a little towards Haven by using your childhood as an excuse to visit Kurogiri.
There, instead of being all passive and everything you actively look out for Salem's agents as they come for the Relic. There you maintain constant vigilance around Raven's camp.
You convince the team that killing Raven and the rest of them is the best thing because the Vault for the relic can only be opened by the Spring Maiden. The team believes you because you have been a good teammate and somebody who's opinion everyone looks for.
By leveraging some portion of Maiden power that Pyrrha got(possibly at least of it since Jaune could constantly use his semblance to buff her during the transfer which could make the transfer smoother), your own vastly improved team and your own meta knowledge of Raven's abilities.
As Raven is dying you mention Nora's name and voila! Her last thought is of Nora and hence she becomes the new Spring Maiden.
Now congratulations you sociopathic schemer you, you have successfully attained two maidens and an op white mage that also buffs you and acts as another combatant as part of your loyal minions.
Then if you use this strategy here that I mentioned in the temporal step sibling war
Congratulations, you have won RWBY. Now your next objective is to survive coitus with Nora.
I can only recommend copious amount of fluids, Good amount of buffs from Jaune, hopes and prayers.
Godspeed soldier.
Assuming you self insert into him at the start of series, you have a lot of advantages.
Why is that now you may ask? Well settle down and let Big bro tell you why.
1) As soon as you insert into him you have the best possible hand to hand arsenal someone could ask for.
- You have one of the best Aura Manipulation capabilities in the world
- Your semblance allows you to escape grimm handily if for the rare chance you can't fight them
- Amazing hand to hand and weapons skills together something that we see rarely in the series.
2) You have Nora who is always a plus to have in life. Whether platonically or romantically, if I Man up and say I want a single waifu then it is Nora.
- She is Strong.
- She is beautiful.
- you won't face the typical downsides of dating any of the other female characters(excpet for Pyrrha)
Now the rest of the points are assuming two things: You are cunning and you are a little patient. And buckle up because I am fully embracing my inner chinese noble who would handle the decisions of the court of the emperor from the shadows.
The Ideal scenario would be to still let Jaune be the team leader so you can do your own thing without much scrutiny whenever you need to execute any of your schemes that you come up with by leveraging your meta knowledge.
3) You have an incredibly potential rich team leader who is also naïve as fuck whihc means that within reason you can direct him towards his super op semblance early which you get to reap the benefits of.
So explaining it like I am a complete bastard- You get your own personal heal slut that can also buff you just as easily(this is me assuming that the SI Ren is an absolute bastard that they would see Jaune this way).
Because a good schemer understands that the more desperate your pawn and the more capable you make'em? The more Loyal and useful they are.
Not only that you are on the team with the strongest person in the entire student body. You are never unsafe.
Through some creativity you can bag Pyrrha if you want to(the eventual clash between her and Nora is gonna be bloody so you might have to choose between them), or you can again train Jaune as her handler for you by subtly directing him towards her and how he needs to act.
The best thing is, he is gullible and stupid enough that if you point out Pyrrha's self destructive mindset early enough you can use that as a wrench to turn her even more loyal towards the team and chose life over stupid Noble Sacrifice.
Heck you also score a Maiden on your team if you a) Train Jaune propoerly so that Pyrrha has higher chances of Survival and b) make him realise that Weiss is absolutely shallow and not worth it by subtly comparing her with Nora and Pyrrha during random talks and pointing out in minute ways how she is lacking as a potential girlfriend.
You can also score another Maiden by killing Raven.
Ok so this one is from the left field a bit but let me cook here.
If you manage to save Beacon then you can still direct the team a little towards Haven by using your childhood as an excuse to visit Kurogiri.
There, instead of being all passive and everything you actively look out for Salem's agents as they come for the Relic. There you maintain constant vigilance around Raven's camp.
You convince the team that killing Raven and the rest of them is the best thing because the Vault for the relic can only be opened by the Spring Maiden. The team believes you because you have been a good teammate and somebody who's opinion everyone looks for.
By leveraging some portion of Maiden power that Pyrrha got(possibly at least of it since Jaune could constantly use his semblance to buff her during the transfer which could make the transfer smoother), your own vastly improved team and your own meta knowledge of Raven's abilities.
As Raven is dying you mention Nora's name and voila! Her last thought is of Nora and hence she becomes the new Spring Maiden.
Now congratulations you sociopathic schemer you, you have successfully attained two maidens and an op white mage that also buffs you and acts as another combatant as part of your loyal minions.
Then if you use this strategy here that I mentioned in the temporal step sibling war
Congratulations, you have won RWBY. Now your next objective is to survive coitus with Nora.
I can only recommend copious amount of fluids, Good amount of buffs from Jaune, hopes and prayers.
Godspeed soldier.
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