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[RWBY] RWBY Shorts

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Grrrrrrr said:
So did Isabels squad have team attacks? I got an idea for a combo attack with Nick and isabel thst involves the speedball special and a bery long chain
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They did indeed! They fought rather like a DnD party. Arjun is a Ranger/Rogue, Nick is a Paladin, Isabel is a Cleric/Monk and Saia is a Sorceress/Witch. So they could and did combine their abilities in different ways.
 
AndrewJTalon said:
I am tempted, sooo tempted, to write an Arc Clan bit where Rick O'Connell is a distant relation of the Arcs. It would fit rather well-Rick has a tendency to get into trouble and improvise his way through fights he has no business winning.

Hell, you could just have Nick and Isabel have gotten into archaeological misadventures.

And that latter sounds hilariously terrible. I love it.
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Rick unknowingly sends Jaune a cursed item from a tomb, what does it do at Beacon?
 
AndrewJTalon said:
They did indeed! They fought rather like a DnD party. Arjun is a Ranger/Rogue, Nick is a Paladin, Isabel is a Cleric/Monk and Saia is a Sorceress/Witch. So they could and did combine their abilities in different ways.
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So anyway. Both had aura enhacned super strength so fastball specails are a given… but after the throw that's where the chain comes in bringing the PTHER partner straight to them
 
TheFabulousCustodes said:
Rick unknowingly sends Jaune a cursed item from a tomb, what does it do at Beacon?
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Anyone in range has to blurt out their must depraved fantasies or embrassing serects. Rick didn't know about the curse because who would know that to activate it you need to have lightning dust next to it for it to drain it of power
 
Sliverhero said:
Anyone in range has to blurt out their must depraved fantasies or embrassing serects. Rick didn't know about the curse because who would know that to activate it you need to have lightning dust next to it for it to drain it of power
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Or a hair brush/comb from the tomb of a Mistralian emperors concubine that makes the person who uses it blurt out their repressed feelings.
 
TheFabulousCustodes said:
Or a hair brush/comb from the tomb of a Mistralian emperors concubine that makes the person who uses it blurt out their repressed feelings.
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A cursed mummy head that only speaks the truth, regardless of how much the information might hurt the asker's feelings. It's considered cursed because of the sheer number of people that tried to get rid of it.

Or some kind of scarab beetle gold pendant that comes alive and possesses people with the ancient spirit of a lady pharaoh, complete with cultural misinterpretations, whiplash and a whole lot of confused confessions.
 
LordofBones said:
Rick: "HEY, UGLY!"

*Imhotep turns and sees Rick hold up a shocked Blake. He shrieks and vanishes in a dustdevil.*

Blake: "Wha - that's RACIST!"
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Imagine they find Pyramids and pre-cataclysmic frescoes detailing the pov of the people that were either on Ozma's army or Salem's attack against the twin dragons.
 
Ardrianian said:
Imagine they find Pyramids and pre-cataclysmic frescoes detailing the pov of the people that were either on Ozma's army or Salem's attack against the twin dragons.
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or find a wizard or witch from that time in magical version of a escapepod and ends up learning the two weirdos he or she meet on an adventure fucked over their world by passing off the brother gods
 
And it's Salem's father. He survived Ozma's/Salem's rescue/escape, but was rendered comatose. Surviving servants puts him into a magical long term healing chamber underground. Unfortunately no wakes him up due the dark brother's genocide of humanity. Gets discovered and accidentally awakened by the O'Connells. HE. IS. NOT. AMUSED.
 
DaJuggernaut said:
And it's Salem's father. He survived Ozma's/Salem's rescue/escape, but was rendered comatose. Surviving servants puts him into a magical long term healing chamber underground. Unfortunately no wakes him up due the dark brother's genocide of humanity. Gets discovered and accidentally awakened by the O'Connells. HE. IS. NOT. AMUSED.
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Wasn't Salem's father a madman who locked her in a tower?
 
Abramus5250 said:
A cursed mummy head that only speaks the truth, regardless of how much the information might hurt the asker's feelings. It's considered cursed because of the sheer number of people that tried to get rid of it.
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That's not actually part of the enchant, they used a homeless guy for the mummy they enchanted. He's a bit bitter and while he can't stop himself from giving information he can give away to much information or say it in the meanest way possible. (Plus if he begins speaking before they ask a question he's not bound to have to make those words truthful)


"I hold the secrets of the universe. All knowledge is laid bare before me."

*Pause*

"The universe says. You's a bitch."
 
SharkCultist said:
That's not actually part of the enchant, they used a homeless guy for the mummy they enchanted. He's a bit bitter and while he can't stop himself from giving information he can give away to much information or say it in the meanest way possible. (Plus if he begins speaking before they ask a question he's not bound to have to make those words truthful)


"I hold the secrets of the universe. All knowledge is laid bare before me."

*Pause*

"The universe says. You's a bitch."
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Could be worse, the head could be Nas'hrah from fear & hunger
 
I did have a somewhat stupid idea. That Radian had bad blood with a neighboring town. Like the rivalry between Springfield and Shelbyville in The Simpsons, or Pawnee and Eagleton from Parks and Rec. This town would be called Roulette (Also refetring to round things) and would have done well for itself after Radian and the Arcs fell from grace. Even kind, sweet, gentle Jaune has an instinctive loathing of anyone from Roulette.

It's like he goes full on Timmy Turner's Dad and growls under his breath,

"ROULETTE."
 
AndrewJTalon said:
I did have a somewhat stupid idea. That Radian had bad blood with a neighboring town. Like the rivalry between Springfield and Shelbyville in The Simpsons, or Pawnee and Eagleton from Parks and Rec. This town would be called Roulette (Also refetring to round things) and would have done well for itself after Radian and the Arcs fell from grace. Even kind, sweet, gentle Jaune has an instinctive loathing of anyone from Roulette.

It's like he goes full on Timmy Turner's Dad and growls under his breath,

"ROULETTE."
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would be hilarious that while being wealthy, doing well, and of course having GREAT relationships and a easy time, the people there are assholes. Like, they know how to fake being kind, but are complete dicks to anyone not from there (well, to a lesser extent of the people the same place).

so, while Radian isnt doing well (the arcs are clawing it back from its fall), the Roulette's have been doing well (but are assholes and showing off every chance they get!)
 
AndrewJTalon said:
I did have a somewhat stupid idea. That Radian had bad blood with a neighboring town. Like the rivalry between Springfield and Shelbyville in The Simpsons, or Pawnee and Eagleton from Parks and Rec. This town would be called Roulette (Also refetring to round things) and would have done well for itself after Radian and the Arcs fell from grace. Even kind, sweet, gentle Jaune has an instinctive loathing of anyone from Roulette.

It's like he goes full on Timmy Turner's Dad and growls under his breath,

"ROULETTE."
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I'm going to be honest, jaune referring to anything with that kind of Venom which shock the rest of the crew. Sounds hilarious. The question is how did radian and Roulette end up with such a bit of rivalry? Are they from different ethnicities? Were the founding families bitter rivals? Are they related to the arcs and angry that arturia gave up the throne? You have a lot to work with here.
 
Handspan said:
I'm going to be honest, jaune referring to anything with that kind of Venom which shock the rest of the crew. Sounds hilarious. The question is how did radian and Roulette end up with such a bit of rivalry? Are they from different ethnicities? Were the founding families bitter rivals? Are they related to the arcs and angry that arturia gave up the throne? You have a lot to work with here.
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Roulette is home to the Burgundy family. They're based on the Duchy of Burgundy who sided with the English during the Hundred Years War and their forces captured Joan of Arc and turned her over to the English. The Burgundys were rivals with the Arcs throughout the days they were noble houses in Gallia, and even when the Arcs became the royal house of Gallia they still remained a thorn in their side. The Burgundys had a bad tendency to side with the Albion and other foreign empires in wars with Gallia, in secret or openly. They always managed to escape total destruction despite their treachery, as they were good at holding up scapegoats to take the fall and the Arcs, in general, were too noble to exterminate them entirely since plenty of Burgundys didn't want to be involved in this nonsense. And the Burgundys would defend the Arcs against usurpation by others-Basically they were like "You're MY enemy, no one else gets to kill you!" The Burgundys eventually fell from grace, as ironically their rivalry made them well connected to the Arcs. But Roulette had richer Dust mines and the Burgundys were better at investments and so their town prospered while Radian withered. Now they're mostly just jerks.
 
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Got hit with this lovely little idea.

Weiss: what do you mean I wouldn't make a good maiden?!

Ozcar: you lack certain attributes that make it so you could use it to its fullest potential.

Weiss: I'm female, combat trained, and the best female in pure technical manipulation skills among my year. Who would make a better maiden than me?!

Ozcar: miss xaoi-long for one.

Weiss:WHAT! That brute is more suited to learning to manipulate the forces of the universe than me?

Ozcar: oh gods no, she just has a much higher potential capacity than you.

Weiss: and how do you know that?

Ozcar: it's a very technical process with many nuances I'm not sure I feel like describing at the moment.

*Very drunk Qrow from the floor*

Qrow: it's yer tatas snowflake.

Ozcar: brothers damn it Qrow.

Weiss: What.

Ozcar: I know this sounds bad.

Weiss: you're gonna give Yang phenomenal cosmic powers because she's a overblown dairy cow?!

Ozcar: ok first off you asked if you would make a good maiden candidate. Nowhere did I say we were picking one. And second I told you she has a higher magic capacity, that's why I'd choose her.

Weiss: and how does breast factor into this?

Ozcar: Well....did you ever wonder why I gave Qrow shapeshifting powers and not tai?

Weiss: don't go off topic.

Ozcar: I'm not! I picked Qrow-

Qrow: cuz I got fat nutz.

Ozcar: WILL YOU PLEASE JUST PASS OUT NOW AND STOP MAKING THIS WORSE!

Qrow:....K *passes out*

Weiss: so you're telling me that breast are literally magical.

Ozcar: Magic is stored in the breast.

Weiss: this is humiliating.

Ozcar: and balls. Speaking of can you please send Mr.Arc in? I'd like to see if he'd be interested in shapeshifting.

*Weiss screams*
 
SharkCultist said:
Got hit with this lovely little idea.

Weiss: what do you mean I wouldn't make a good maiden?!

Ozcar: you lack certain attributes that make it so you could use it to its fullest potential.

Weiss: I'm female, combat trained, and the best female in pure technical manipulation skills among my year. Who would make a better maiden than me?!

Ozcar: miss xaoi-long for one.

Weiss:WHAT! That brute is more suited to learning to manipulate the forces of the universe than me?

Ozcar: oh gods no, she just has a much higher potential capacity than you.

Weiss: and how do you know that?

Ozcar: it's a very technical process with many nuances I'm not sure I feel like describing at the moment.

*Very drunk Qrow from the floor*

Qrow: it's yer tatas snowflake.

Ozcar: brothers damn it Qrow.

Weiss: What.

Ozcar: I know this sounds bad.

Weiss: you're gonna give Yang phenomenal cosmic powers because she's a overblown dairy cow?!

Ozcar: ok first off you asked if you would make a good maiden candidate. Nowhere did I say we were picking one. And second I told you she has a higher magic capacity, that's why I'd choose her.

Weiss: and how does breast factor into this?

Ozcar: Well....did you ever wonder why I gave Qrow shapeshifting powers and not tai?

Weiss: don't go off topic.

Ozcar: I'm not! I picked Qrow-

Qrow: cuz I got fat nutz.

Ozcar: WILL YOU PLEASE JUST PASS OUT NOW AND STOP MAKING THIS WORSE!

Qrow:....K *passes out*

Weiss: so you're telling me that breast are literally magical.

Ozcar: Magic is stored in the breast.

Weiss: this is humiliating.

Ozcar: and balls. Speaking of can you please send Mr.Arc in? I'd like to see if he'd be interested in shapeshifting.

*Weiss screams*
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I hate this. I hate you. I hate it made me laugh like a Hyena.

Hate this. Don't Bully my Queen.
 
I was revisiting The Great Temporal Step Sibling War and you know what's the worst thing about that?

Is that I realised that the stories that each Arc couple in each of the children's backstory would never be explored, would never be written and would never exist in the show.

There's so much of the world that story had made around these hypothetical children that their inexistence hurts me on an emotional level.

God if this is a fraction of what all the mothers were feeling during the Beacon Brawl then no wonder that they went to throw hands.
 
zMADLAXz said:
I was revisiting The Great Temporal Step Sibling War and you know what's the worst thing about that?

Is that I realised that the stories that each Arc couple in each of the children's backstory would never be explored, would never be written and would never exist in the show.

There's so much of the world that story had made around these hypothetical children that their inexistence hurts me on an emotional level.

God if this is a fraction of what all the mothers were feeling during the Beacon Brawl then no wonder that they went to throw hands.
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I could think of a way.

Either a spin-off or for a few seasons after the tree. Have them reality hop a few times before going to the right version of home.
 
SharkCultist said:
Blake has twice the ass with 3 times the tightness and I still bully her.
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That's actually not true.

Some people over at reddit did tracing for the character model of Weiss and Blake and found out that Weiss is stacked more than Blake in both departments.

Bellabooty is a meme and a myth, Schneehind is the truth.
 
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