[RWBY] RWBY Shorts

[AndrewJTalon]

Glynda Goodwitch's office at Beacon was a study in controlled severity—polished desk, neatly stacked reports, the faint scent of lemon polish and lingering coffee. She sat behind it now, glasses perched on her nose, reviewing security footage with the kind of focused displeasure usually reserved for poorly formatted mission reports. Yang Xiao-Long and Ruby Rose sat in the two uncomfortable chairs in front of her desk, both cringing.

"We weren't the only ones-!" Ruby tried, but she was silenced by Glynda's icy glare.

"No talking until your father gets here," she stated, cold and steely. Yang coughed.

"Ah, well-"

Glynda's glare seemed to go through her like a CAT scan. Yang folded her hands in her lap and nodded quickly.

"Yes ma'am!" She managed. Ruby winced.

If Yang's being polite, we're doomed...

The door opened.

Taiyang Xiao Long stepped in—broad shoulders filling the frame, casual red shirt rolled to the elbows, blond hair neatly tousled. He froze mid-step when he saw Glynda.

"…Glynda?"

She looked up. Her eyes widened fractionally behind the lenses.

"…Taiyang," she greeted, almost gently.

A long beat of stunned silence.

Taiyang blinked. "Breaker... I didn't recognize you. You're… taller. And scarier."

Glynda's lips twitched despite herself. "It took me a moment too. You're… less feral. And taller. The five o'clock shadow is new."

Taiyang rubbed the short, golden scruff on his jaw with a sheepish grin. "Yeah, well... You caught me on an off day. I'm a teacher at Signal. Gotta look respectable sometimes."

They stared at each other for another second—then both cracked the same smile.

Glynda leaned back, removing her glasses to wipe them with a cloth. "I still can't believe it's you. The last time I saw you, you were trying to convince Qrow that wearing a dress for a week was 'character building.'"

Taiyang barked a laugh. "He lasted three days. Cried on day four when he had to wear heels to the mess hall."

Glynda's shoulders shook. "And Isabel Arc throwing you out the window when you walked in on her showering. I've never heard a man scream that high."

Taiyang winced, rubbing his back like the memory still ached. "She said I was 'lucky it was only the second floor.' Then Raven... Remember when she tried make up and insisted she'd do it herself? She looked like-like a killer clown from outer space!"

They dissolved into quiet laughter—old friends rediscovering a rhythm that had been buried under years and grief. Yang and Ruby just stared at this interaction in utter disbelief. Ruby pinched herself to make sure she wasn't having a nightmare.

Taiyang finally sobered, leaning forward against the desk. "So… what did my girls get up to this time?"

Glynda's expression shifted back to stern professor mode. "They participated in a vigilante raid against a White Fang splinter cell operating out of Vale's industrial district. Unauthorized, unsupervised, and against every regulation in the student handbook."

Taiyang exhaled. "Did they win?"

Glynda's eyes narrowed. "That is not the point."

He raised both hands. "Right. Not the point. I'll keep a tighter leash on them. Promise."

Glynda studied him for a long moment—then her shoulders relaxed. "Thank you, Taiyang. For being a good father. And… for still being a good friend."

Taiyang's smile was softer now. "Hey. We survived Beacon together. That counts for something." He paused, then added with genuine warmth, "We should catch up sometime. Properly. Coffee. Or drinks. Or both."

Glynda's cheeks pinked—barely noticeable, but there. She cleared her throat. "Yes. I… would like that."

Taiyang grinned—bright, boyish, the same grin that had once convinced her to sneak into the Emerald Forest on a dare.

"It's a date. Uh... I mean... You know what I mean."

He winked.

Glynda rolled her eyes, but the blush stayed. "Goodbye, Taiyang."

He saluted lazily and stepped out, pausing in the doorway. "Girls! Be good for Glynda!"

The door closed.

Silence.

Then Glynda turned slowly to the two daughters who'd been sitting there, now wearing identical stunned expressions.

Ruby's voice cracked first. "Professor Goodwitch… Do you... Like my dad?"

Glynda froze. "Well, yes... Not like that!"

Both girls stared—intensely.

Glynda's composure cracked. A flush crept up her neck.

"Okay," she admitted, voice strangled, "so it is like that. Is he single? You could grind meat on those abs!"

"STOP HITTING ON MY DAD!" Yang shrieked.

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@brinkleberry Complained that there weren't more Taiyang/Glynda fics so I wrote up a quick one for him. Don't say I never did anything for you.

 

[GrimmKenway8646]

"Okay," she admitted, voice strangled, "so it is like that. Is he single? You could grind meat on those abs!"

"STOP HITTING ON MY DAD!" Yang shrieked.

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Worse than any punishment they'd get, they have to instead watch their dad and teacher flirt like a romcom movie. The horror.

 

[JerkRyanShadowWanker]

Am I missing something? Who the hell is calling Boruto God Killer?

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Did you see what he did to Hinata's boobs? I'd call that killing God.

 

[zMADLAXz]

Glynda's composure cracked. A flush crept up her neck

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View: https://giphy.com/gifs/aaron-paul-jesse-pinkman-he-cant-keep-getting-away-with-this-3oEjHCWdU7F4hkcudy

He's already got Qrow, Raven, Summer on speed dial! (when Summer was alive)

 

[digcat]

https://www.deviantart.com/thissoisbad/art/Jaune-Arc-and-Pyrrha-Nikos-Dancing-1203594055

 

[SharkCultist]

So a HEAVY AU with a danmachi inspiration.

After almost killing her daughters Salem asks Oz to help her be less... problematic.

A few decades of study and building and they created The Tower.

200 floors above ground, 500 underground. With the bottom floor being filled with all the destruction and dark magic they could siphon out of her.

The tower is full of monsters called Grimm formed from the magic, but it's also full of other things.

Strange fruits and vegetables, wondrous ores, and powerful Dust.

Ozma made it this way on purpose. The 500 levels below ground full of monsters are open to the public to try their hands at monster hunting.

They kill the monsters they make holding back the darkness that they pulled out of Salem easier. They die to the monsters? Their leftover aura fuels the ritual baked into the tower that holds back the darkness and spawns the materials.

As for the 200 floors above ground? Just because Salem can't leave the tower doesn't mean it has to suck. It's basically a city and amusement park all rolled together.

 

[Lorsïthrorung]

View: https://youtu.be/375gRvPc1ak?si=-aAOyUI373VVx_3S
Has this been posted yet? I know nothing of Code Vein but after seeing this trailer I'm suddenly interested, and not just for the fan-service, the only reason I never became a weeb is because I'm a furry elitist.

Anyway, Zenon Gryfgote is my spirit animal.

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Had an idea where Zenon Gryfgote is the last member of Old Humanity who only survived due to either imprisonment or banished somewhere remote while everyone was died. He's currently in hiding because Salem wants him dead while Ozpin doesn't want to deal with his optimistic madness or possible maniacal plans. He's also one of the last users of True Magic and creation. Maybe even more aligned to light just as Salem is to darkness. He's giant either due to "Biblical Giant theory" where old humanity keeps growing because they naturally live for centuries, or he's a magitech cyborg who refuses death.

I know nothing of Code Vein so idk where the girls came from.

 

[AndrewJTalon]

Some fun stupid ideas:

-For the Arc Clan, we can also include some childhood friends! Such as...

-A horse Faunus who is particularly good at racing. She's a bit of an odd one, growing up in Radian's more rural areas, but she and Jaune were friends. She's pursuing her dream of racing, and she's happy to meet up with Jaune again. Yes, it's Oguri Cap from UmaMusume: Cinderella Grey.

-A young woman was "trained" by her father to be a living weapon. She was rescued and underwent therapy in Radian. She and Jaune bonded, as she read his body language and liked his character. Later on, she met a man named Bruce Wayne who trained her to fight injustice... And she meets Jaune again. But this time in the guise of Batgirl. It's Cassandra Cain from Detective Comics-My second favorite Batgirl! (Stephanie Brown is first).

-For Ruby: She did have a friend on Patch. A rival of sorts back at Signal. A redheaded boy dedicated to SCIENCE! They commiserated over having overbearing older sisters, though in his case, she was very destructive and borderline abusive. But they got better. He never had a very strong Aura, but his gift for invention was second to none. Yes, it's Dexer from Dexter's Lab!

 

[Gur40]

Ruby Post Death Battle Canonically Got Rez'd And Became Friends

Spoiler: Scythe Swap

Wholesome

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Yang Cuddling Ruby

Spoiler: to tight

Ruby used to Yang Hugs but Weiss and Blake...

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Goober Date

Spoiler: Who Fits

Fits Way Too Many

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Jax Brags To Others About His Linage Claiming He Worth Ruling The World

Spoiler: Jax Ego

Meanwhile Jaune Has Adrien and a few Cousins and Uncles

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Whitley Post Atlas Fall

Spoiler: Hound Summon

Or Time Traveler Whitley

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If Jaune Got An Upgrade

Spoiler: Divine Preferene

 

[TheFabulousCustodes]

Glynda Goodwitch's office at Beacon was a study in controlled severity—polished desk, neatly stacked reports, the faint scent of lemon polish and lingering coffee. She sat behind it now, glasses perched on her nose, reviewing security footage with the kind of focused displeasure usually reserved for poorly formatted mission reports. Yang Xiao-Long and Ruby Rose sat in the two uncomfortable chairs in front of her desk, both cringing.

"We weren't the only ones-!" Ruby tried, but she was silenced by Glynda's icy glare.

"No talking until your father gets here," she stated, cold and steely. Yang coughed.

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How about a short where Glynda starts asking Ruby's team why they can't be more like JNPR?

Weiss's reaction would be hilarious.

Did you see what he did to Hinata's boobs? I'd call that killing God.

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Anko arguably got it worse, though.

*Shudder*

-A horse Faunus who is particularly good at racing. She's a bit of an odd one, growing up in Radian's more rural areas, but she and Jaune were friends. She's pursuing her dream of racing, and she's happy to meet up with Jaune again. Yes, it's Oguri Cap from UmaMusume: Cinderella Grey.

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What would Blake think of Umamusume racing?

 

[Rakdos92]

What would Blake think of Umamusume racing?

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Decry it as a vile exploitation of innocent (and guillible) horse fauni despite repeated incidents where she was told by Uma to knock that shit off.

 

[zMADLAXz]

Decry it as a vile exploitation of innocent (and guillible) horse fauni despite repeated incidents where she was told by Uma to knock that shit off.

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Not to raid on anyone's parade but, there have been too many reports of Horses facing psychological and physical issues in these kind of races to not raise some red flags.

I have heard some people describe them as "Hunger Games but for Horses"

 

[Sliverhero]

Not to raid on anyone's parade but, there have been too many reports of Horses facing psychological and physical issues in these kind of races to not raise some red flags.

I have heard some people describe them as "Hunger Games but for Horses"

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You do realize that the Umamusume racing is not as bad as real horse racing.

 

[zMADLAXz]

You do realize that the Umamusume racing is not as bad as real horse racing.

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Yeah I know. Just a bit iffy about the whole background and the real world counterpart of the game.

But what do I care, Angry Tacos for the win.

 

[SharkCultist]

Had the idea of Blake having a group of faunus that exist to make her life miserable.

And she brought it all on herself.

Bessie the cow Faunus with udders instead of nipples. Hates Blake because she kept trying to get milk out of her while growing up and her teeth are sharp.

George the dog Faunus. No real grudge he's a himbo golden retriever and is just there to support the others. Blake hates him the most.

Sebastian the crab Faunus. Spent his entire childhood trying not to be eaten by a catgirl.

And Mr.Ed the faunus who's trait is having a whole ass horse head. Blake didn't actually do anything to him he's just here for the love of the game.

 

[AndrewJTalon]

That said, how big is Horse Faunus racing in Remnant? Its existence would be a major political thing in this framework. If they're that numerous it suggests that Horse Fauni are a major minority of Faunus. And may have their own different politics with humans from many other Faunus tribes.

Which would deepen the world building. Not every species of Faunus has the same issues with humanity or even the same humans as Menagerians.

 

[jgalue]

That said, how big is Horse Faunus racing in Remnant? Its existence would be a major political thing in this framework. If they're that numerous it suggests that Horse Fauni are a major minority of Faunus. And may have their own different politics with humans from many other Faunus tribes.

Which would deepen the world building. Not every species of Faunus has the same issues with humanity or even the same humans as Menagerians.

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It would be interesting if before the Faunus Revolution humanity at large treated the Faunus depending of they species with horse, dog, cat and avian Faunus being on top and from the a hirarchy occur with the other species and for added fun if you go back enough one of the big reasons humans were racist against the other faunus is because the cat faunus told them that was fine and proper.

And during the revolution the cat faunus saw that as a opportunity to gain control of every other faunus tribes and many other faunus tribes lose they advantage position with the human and are sought for a long time as possible traitors by the humans and the cats faunus at large really want them to not recuperate they previous positions as in essence the nobility of the Faunus.

 

[dragon_cloud16]

And during the revolution the cat faunus saw that as a opportunity to gain control of every other faunus tribes and many other faunus tribes lose they advantage position with the human and are sought for a long time as possible traitors by the humans and the cats faunus at large really want them to not recuperate they previous positions as in essence the nobility of the Faunus.

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I think that would be interesting with some trying different ways to get back in the good graces with humanity. Anyone else see a possible Umamusume situation for the Horse Faunus doing shows and racing?

And now the idea of Jaune having a childhood friend that is a idol and racer that did have a secret crush on him but was focusing on her career instead comes to me.

 

[TheFabulousCustodes]

That said, how big is Horse Faunus racing in Remnant? Its existence would be a major political thing in this framework. If they're that numerous it suggests that Horse Fauni are a major minority of Faunus. And may have their own different politics with humans from many other Faunus tribes.

Which would deepen the world building. Not every species of Faunus has the same issues with humanity or even the same humans as Menagerians.

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Maybe all the universities at a minimum have them, with feeder teams scattered around, and from there professional leagues?

 

[AndrewJTalon]

Again, different "tribes" of Faunus will have lived, worked, and congregated together because humanoids do tend to come together in tribes like that. It's not inherently racist, just an aspect of evolution. And people of similar cultures and backgrounds tend to stick together when they're minorities-See ex-pat Americans in Japan or other countries, or Chinatowns in the US. And all these groups have their own priorities, politics, and concerns. So Faunus tribes would, while not monoliths, still tend to stick together when it's an "us versus them" situation with humans or other Faunus.

As a result, during the Faunus Revolution, while many tribes and species of Faunus could work together across these lines against humans, others would have sided with humanity or stayed neutral in the conflict. And this isn't even getting into individual Faunus. Hell, there could have been humans fighting alongside Faunus for their freedom.

Indeed, there were likely humans in the White Fang initially (As an historical example, The NAACP was founded in 1909 by a group that included a significant number of white individuals, with less than 10 of the 60 founding members being Black.). Until they went Faunus supremacist.

 

[AndrewJTalon]

The common room at Beacon Academy buzzed with the usual mix of camaraderie and chaos, the late afternoon light filtering through the windows. Jaune lounged on a couch, half-listening to Nora's animated retelling of some Grimm-slaying escapade, while Ren nodded patiently beside her. Pyrrha sat nearby, polishing her spear with a focus that bordered on the obsessive.

Weiss and Yang occupied the other side of the room, Weiss scribbling in a notebook and Yang sprawled across an armchair, scrolling through her Scroll. Ruby, however, stood in front of Jaune, her silver eyes wide and earnest, her hands clasped like she was about to plead for her life.

"Jaune? I need you to do something for me," Ruby said, her voice carrying that mix of determination and puppy-dog charm she wielded so well.

Jaune glanced up, setting aside the comic he'd been skimming. "Sure, what?"

"Take Blake on a date? A regular, non-sexually depraved date?" Ruby asked, as if it were the most reasonable request in the world.

Jaune's jaw dropped. "What?"

Pyrrha's head snapped up, her polishing cloth frozen mid-motion. "What?!"

Ruby pressed on, undeterred. "You dated a cat Faunus before, right?"

Pyrrha's eyes narrowed, her voice dangerously soft. "You did?"

Jaune rubbed the back of his neck, feeling the room's collective gaze pinning him like a bug. "Well, sure, but Katy Sith was a childhood friend! We broke up amicably! Also, she wasn't crazy."

Ruby waved a hand dismissively. "Blake isn't crazy!"

Weiss let out a sharp, incredulous "HA!" from her corner, not even looking up from her notebook.

Ruby faltered, her enthusiasm dimming slightly. "… Okay, so she is. But! You can make her not crazy! Or at least show her that not everything is about racism and sexual depravity! You're perfect! You're like… normal!"

Jaune stared, his expression caught between disbelief and resignation. "I literally snuck into Beacon Academy with fake transcripts, no Aura, and no clue what I was doing."

Ruby tilted her head, unfazed. "Didn't you ace the entrance exams?"

Weiss's pen froze, her head whipping toward Jaune. "Wait, he did what?!"

Jaune shrugged, his cheeks tinting pink. "Well, of course! Every time I made a stupid lie about Aura or the Vytal Festival, I was panicking and saying stupid crap! I actually studied hard and I got in!"

Weiss's eyes bulged, her voice rising to a near-shriek. "YOU DID WHAT?! NO WAY! HOW COULD YOU—?!"

Yang, grinning like a Cheshire cat, held up Jaune's Scroll, which she'd swiped from the coffee table. "See for yourself."

Weiss snatched the device, her fingers flying across the screen. Her face paled, then reddened, as she read the scores.

"… They told me someone else got a perfect score! I ONLY GOT A 99! HOW DID AN IDIOT LIKE YOU BEAT ME?! YOU—YOU DOLT!"

Jaune threw up his hands, defensive. "I-I just test well! And freak out in situations where I might be killed!"

Weiss fumed, her notebook forgotten as she muttered about "unfair advantages" and "rigged systems."

Ruby, steering the conversation back, clapped her hands. "See? You're an absolutely normal person, Jaune! And Blake needs normality!"

Pyrrha's voice was tight, her smile unnervingly sharp. "Does she? Maybe she could date Sun? Wasn't she already dating Sun? You know, SUN?"

Yang snorted, tossing Jaune's Scroll back onto the table. "Apparently he's not human enough. He's a primate, so he's close to humans, which would annoy her dad, but not far away enough to piss him off."

The room fell silent as everyone tried to untangle that logic, their expressions ranging from baffled to pained.

Jaune blinked slowly. "… How…?"

Yang sighed, pinching the bridge of her nose. "Don't ask. That was the least taxing part of the conversation with her." She leaned back, her tone turning pleading. "If I ever decide to date her, please, cut my arm off?"

Jaune nodded solemnly. "Agreed. Also? You're getting another case of beer from my sisters' next aid package."

Yang's face lit up, her fist pumping the air. "Hey hey! Good on you, Stud!"

Jaune raised an eyebrow. "What happened to Vomit Boy?"

"You got me beer! And you're going to take my neurotic partner out on a date!" Yang said, winking. "Two-step promotion!"

Jaune turned to Ruby, his resolve wavering. "Ruby, I mean, I don't know—"

"Pleasssse?" Ruby begged, her eyes shimmering with weaponized adorableness.

Jaune sighed, his shoulders slumping. "… All right. For you, Ruby."

Pyrrha's smile twitched, a dangerous glint in her eyes. "But—Jaune—Don't we have training?"

"Relax, Pyrrha," Jaune said, offering her a reassuring smile. "I'll just take Blake out on a nice, normal date to a bookstore coffee shop. Lunch or brunch. It's no big deal, just like how I would take Katy out."

Pyrrha's eye twitched, her "smile" now a terrifying rictus. "Oh?"

Jaune frowned, concerned. "Pyrrha, are you okay? You seem tense. Do you need another massage?"

Nora perked up, her hammer clattering to the floor. "HEY! You've been holding out on us, Jaune! We all want massages!"

Ren, ever the voice of calm, raised a hand. "I don't."

Nora whirled on him, grinning. "Then you give me one!"

Ren sighed, his fate sealed. "All right…"
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Jaune Arc stood nervously by the rocket lockers in Beacon's armory, his heart thudding as he approached Blake Belladonna. She was fiddling with her gear, her usual scowl in place, her ears twitching faintly beneath her bow. The weight of Ruby's request—and the coupons burning a hole in his pocket—pushed him forward, despite the awkwardness that had hung between them since their last encounter.

"Hey Blake," Jaune said, his voice betraying a slight tremor.

"Jaune," Blake replied, her tone cool, her golden eyes narrowing slightly as she turned to face him.

He took a deep breath, holding out the coupons like a peace offering. "Blake… I got some coupons for the Celsus Coffee House and Bookshop tomorrow. I thought you might like to go with me."

Blake froze, her scowl faltering as her eyes widened. "Wait… Go with you… Like… Like a date?"

Jaune nodded, his cheeks tinged pink. "Yes."

Blake's face turned a vivid shade of red, her ears flicking as she processed his words. She frowned, her voice cautious. "It's… A little sudden. I mean, you've been avoiding me a lot lately."

"Well, I wanted to make it up to you," Jaune said, scratching the back of his neck. "I think we just had a miscommunication."

Blake's frown deepened, her arms crossing. "I also thought you were pursuing Weiss."

"No! No, I'm over her," Jaune said quickly, his voice earnest. "Honestly? I think you're much prettier than her."

Blake's blush deepened, but her scowl returned, sharper this time. "… Wait…" She leaned forward, her eyes narrowing suspiciously. "Is it because you have a cat Faunus fetish?"

Jaune's eyes widened, his hands waving defensively. "Er… I mean, no more than any other guy—"

"You dated a cat Faunus before, right?" Blake pressed, her tone accusatory.

"Yes, I did," Jaune admitted, keeping his voice steady. "We ended it amicably. I don't see you as a replacement for her, if that's what you're asking."

Blake's scowl softened, her voice turning shy as she glanced away, her fingers fidgeting with the edge of her jacket. "Do you… Do you think I'm hotter than her?"

Jaune paused, his gaze meeting hers. "… Yes. Yes, I do."

Blake's eyes widened, her blush returning full force. "… All right. Um…" She hesitated, her voice dropping. "Do… Do you want me to wear a collar or-or anything?"

Jaune fell silent, his brain momentarily stalling. After a long beat, he managed, "I mean… Not on the first date?"

Blake's ears perked, her blush intensifying as she nodded quickly. "Oh, right. That… That would be rushing things for normal romance. Which I totally know how to do!"

Jaune chuckled, his tension easing. "It's okay, Blake. We'll just take it a step at a time, and have fun. All right?"

Blake's lips curved into a rare, genuine smile, her eyes softening. "All… All right…"

Jaune couldn't help but notice how pretty her smile was, a warmth spreading in his chest. He grinned back. "Great!"

"Okay. Sounds good," Blake said, her voice steadier now. She gave him a small nod and headed off, her steps lighter than before.

Once Jaune was sure she was out of earshot, he let out a long, shaky sigh, his shoulders slumping. "Okay… Step One complete."

"YAY!" Ruby's voice exploded from behind a nearby locker, and before Jaune could react, she tackle-hugged him, nearly knocking him over. "You did it! She'll get some normal romance and then she'll stop being so racist!"

Jaune steadied himself, patting Ruby's head awkwardly. "We can only hope…"

Weiss and Yang emerged from their hiding spots, Weiss with her arms crossed and Yang sporting a mischievous grin. Yang sidled up to Jaune, her eyes glinting. "Oho? You dated a cat Faunus before, huh? Guess you've got Cat Scratch Fever?"

Jaune groaned, rubbing his face. "I didn't like her for that alone. We were, like, childhood friends!"

Weiss's voice was sharp, her blush barely hidden. "So… You think Blake is prettier than me?"

Jaune hesitated, sensing the minefield. "Er… Honestly? I think you're all ridiculously beautiful, just in different ways."

Weiss's blush deepened, but she huffed, turning her nose up. "Sure you do!"

Ruby, still clinging to Jaune's arm, blinked up at him, her cheeks pink. "Really?"

"Yes, really," Jaune said, his voice sincere.

Yang's face turned bright red, but she snickered, trying to play it off. "Yeah, sure!"

Jaune pressed on, his tone apologetic. "I mean it! I'm still really sorry I came on so strong, Weiss. But I do think you're all gorgeous. I um, I might have fixated on you because, well… You're like the opposite of my ex, and I didn't want to compare you to her. It wouldn't be fair. But she is just one of many kinds of girls I'm into… Well, maybe the kind I'm most into, really. I'm learning stuff about myself."

Yang's grin widened as she snatched Jaune's Scroll from his pocket. "Oh? The exact opposite? So what is Katy Sith… Like…?"

She froze, her eyes locking onto the screen. Weiss and Ruby leaned in, and their jaws dropped. The photo showed a busty, blonde, muscular cat Faunus girl laughing beside Jaune in a photobooth, her tail curled playfully around his arm.

Yang's voice was a mix of shock and disbelief. "I… Wha…?"

Jaune, sensing danger, grabbed his Scroll and bolted. "I mean, you know… It's not like I dislike her or anything. I just… It's easy to fall for people like those you dated before, so… Um… I'm gonna go!"

Weiss's scowl deepened as she shouted after him. "What does he mean the exact opposite?! I… I'm beautiful! So what if my chest isn't huge?!"

Ruby turned to Yang, who was staring into space, her face a mix of confusion and irritation. "Yang? You okay?"

"He's… Into…" Yang's eyes narrowed, her voice low. "But he didn't…? Why the hell did he… It's not like I'm a cat Faunus! I bet she's not a boxer, either! What the hell, Vomit Boy?!"

Ruby tilted her head, trying to follow. "I mean, he said we're all beautiful in our own ways—"

"He didn't hit on me once because he didn't want to replace his ex?!" Yang snapped, her fists clenching. "That's the shittiest excuse ever! Going after BLAKE, now that's a repeat!"

Weiss raised an eyebrow, her voice dry. "I didn't think you cared, Yang."

"I DON'T!" Yang protested, her blush betraying her. "But… Ya know… Since he's over you… And maybe if we help Blake… He could ask me out. I mean, she looked pretty happy!"

Weiss's eyes narrowed. "They broke up!"

"AMICABLY!" Yang shot back, her voice echoing down the hall as Jaune's retreating footsteps faded. "Which means he shouldn't have an issue going after another girl who just looks like his ex but is obviously hotter and better!"

Ruby sighed, rubbing her temples. "This… is gonna be a long semester."

 

[trashtaker]

Nah yang you couldn't one up big dommy farm cat-mommy tomboy

 

[Sliverhero]

Yeah I know. Just a bit iffy about the whole background and the real world counterpart of the game.

But what do I care, Angry Tacos for the win.

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you know what's funny if any of the fans heard anything bad happen to real life equilevent of their favorite horse by an owner or trainer they would lynch them

 

[ThunderBasilisk]

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