Holy Bun: Jealousy 2
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After the Jaundice Arc, Cardin walks up to Velvet, with his team, in the Star Maiden Garden at Beacon.
Cardin: "Uh... Hey Velvet...?"
Velvet: smiles, expectant "Yes Cardin?"
Cardin: "Uh... Hey, listen. I'm sorry about the ear tugging and the name calling. I promise I won't do it anymore."
Velvet: eyes go wide "Wh-What?!"
Cardin: "It was wrong and-"
Velvet: "YOU'RE BREAKING UP WITH ME?!"
Cardin: "Huh?!"
Velvet: "WHO IS SHE?! WHO'S THE WHORE WHO STOLE MY MAN?! NO ONE CAN LOVE YOU LIKE I CAN!"
Cardin: "We were never— I was just apologizing! For being a jerk! I don't even— There's no one else!"
Velvet: "You tugged my ears because you secretly liked them! You called me 'animal' and 'rabbit' because those were your cute nicknames for me! We were supposed to have a bully and victim-to-lovers arc! Slow burn! Mutual pining! You were going to carry me bridal-style after I saved you from a Beowolf and then we'd share a passionate kiss in the rain!"
Cardin: "Wha...? N-NO! I was just pulling on your ears because I-I was an asshole-!"
Velvet: "LIKE FUN YOU DID! ARE YOU SERIOUSLY TELLING ME YOU PICKED ON ME AND FELT NOTHING BUT DISDAIN?!"
Cardin: bright red "... I-I do think you're... Really hot even though I shouldn't...?"
Velvet: "Don't lie to me! You can't just throw away our future like this! We were going to have a spring wedding with carrot cake and everything!"
Cardin: frantic "I love carrot cake!"
Velvet: Sobs "STOP TOYING WITH MY HEART!"
Dove: "Well damn."
Sky: "So that's why she hasn't snapped us all in half yet."
Russel: "I did kind of wonder..."
Cardin: "I'm sorry... I... Do like you. I mean, you're really hot."
Velvet: sniffles "... It's a start."
Cardin: "Can I take you to dinner?"
Velvet: "Will you yank my ears more and tell me I'm a filthy animal?"
Cardin: "All that you like!"
Velvet: "And-And put a collar on me?"
Cardin: "... Maybe save that for the third date?"
Velvet: "..." All smiles "Okay!"
Cardin let himself be pulled along, dazed and confused but oddly not hating it.
Team CRDL watched them go, jaws on the floor. Coco sidles up to them with a smug smirk.
Coco: "Ten lien says the collar happens by date two."
Russel: "... You're on."
Cardin: "Uh... Hey Velvet...?"
Velvet: smiles, expectant "Yes Cardin?"
Cardin: "Uh... Hey, listen. I'm sorry about the ear tugging and the name calling. I promise I won't do it anymore."
Velvet: eyes go wide "Wh-What?!"
Cardin: "It was wrong and-"
Velvet: "YOU'RE BREAKING UP WITH ME?!"
Cardin: "Huh?!"
Velvet: "WHO IS SHE?! WHO'S THE WHORE WHO STOLE MY MAN?! NO ONE CAN LOVE YOU LIKE I CAN!"
Cardin: "We were never— I was just apologizing! For being a jerk! I don't even— There's no one else!"
Velvet: "You tugged my ears because you secretly liked them! You called me 'animal' and 'rabbit' because those were your cute nicknames for me! We were supposed to have a bully and victim-to-lovers arc! Slow burn! Mutual pining! You were going to carry me bridal-style after I saved you from a Beowolf and then we'd share a passionate kiss in the rain!"
Cardin: "Wha...? N-NO! I was just pulling on your ears because I-I was an asshole-!"
Velvet: "LIKE FUN YOU DID! ARE YOU SERIOUSLY TELLING ME YOU PICKED ON ME AND FELT NOTHING BUT DISDAIN?!"
Cardin: bright red "... I-I do think you're... Really hot even though I shouldn't...?"
Velvet: "Don't lie to me! You can't just throw away our future like this! We were going to have a spring wedding with carrot cake and everything!"
Cardin: frantic "I love carrot cake!"
Velvet: Sobs "STOP TOYING WITH MY HEART!"
Dove: "Well damn."
Sky: "So that's why she hasn't snapped us all in half yet."
Russel: "I did kind of wonder..."
Cardin: "I'm sorry... I... Do like you. I mean, you're really hot."
Velvet: sniffles "... It's a start."
Cardin: "Can I take you to dinner?"
Velvet: "Will you yank my ears more and tell me I'm a filthy animal?"
Cardin: "All that you like!"
Velvet: "And-And put a collar on me?"
Cardin: "... Maybe save that for the third date?"
Velvet: "..." All smiles "Okay!"
Cardin let himself be pulled along, dazed and confused but oddly not hating it.
Team CRDL watched them go, jaws on the floor. Coco sidles up to them with a smug smirk.
Coco: "Ten lien says the collar happens by date two."
Russel: "... You're on."