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More lancaster please. thanks
Also indie. Indy is where you turn left for a few hours
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More lancaster please. thanks
Stolen from tumblr
adding to the V-tuber verse ... post dance
Neptune: Okay guys, as usual for these kinds of charity streams we have our goals, and of course, the one EVERYONE has been asking for-
Neptune: If we reach FIFTEEN THOUSAND Lien I will complete a playthrough of Subnautica on str-
*Donation Noise*
The_Queen_Of_The_Tundras: *Donated 15000 Lien!* So about Subnautica ...
Neptune: ...
Neptune: Weiss you fucking bit-
and this one also stolen from tumblr
Whitley: *barges into Weiss' room* Ah, sister! Has brother come back from his mission? I've something I want to show him.
Weiss: What, Jaune? No, not yet... why are you calling him brother?
Whitley: Well, you are going to marry him, right?
Weiss: *red* I-I w-well...
Whitley: I'll be taking that as a yes. At any rate, do inform me when he's returned. *leaves room*
Weiss:...
Weiss: I swear, that boy's more excited about Jaune and I dating than I am...
I can't help but picture Jaune being a amazing role model in everything except gaming.He finally has a male role model worth a damn, give the guy a break.
I can't help but picture Jaune being a amazing role model in everything except gaming.
"Now that you've beaten him Whitley it's time to teabag him."
What do you mean he's not an excellent role model in gaming? That's exactly what you have to do! He's a perfect role model there!I can't help but picture Jaune being a amazing role model in everything except gaming.
"Now that you've beaten him Whitley it's time to teabag him."
Izzy: "Oh, that's easy; you're the fanservice."
Yang: *staggers back* "Wha-what?"
Izzy: "You're a blonde cyborg with big boobs, abs and revealing clothing. You're the fanservice with character development until the timeskip and Ruby's Xiao-Long genes hit her like a rampaging Goliath, and then you'll probably be relegated to being a side character in your own team obsessed with the embodiment of all your psychological hang-ups, like a lonely cat lady in a single apartment. Oh, and you'll drop a cup size or three."
Yang: *too horrified to even squeak.*
Izzy: "Or you'll end up in a healthy, fulfilling and sexually satisfying relationship with lots of boob shots and shower scenes, proving that you can be both fanservice and a proper, developed character with big hentai jugs. Either is possible."
Yang: "H-How do I get the second one?! Because I really want that second one! Really really!"
Isabel: (suspiciously knowing smirk) well, I do happen to know how to find an available young man who would give you exactly that scenario… but you'll have to discover that for yourself. By the way, I'll be helping further integrate your prosthetic with your fighting style, with Jaune as a spring partner to start you off easier.
Jaune: shudders
Ren: what's wrong?
Jaune: I suddenly feel a great sense of foreboding
Wait....Blake is a shadow user who hates dogs.....well that just means someone HAS to give her the shadow doggo powers.This is an old idea I had, and now with using Andrew's world-building as a base, I can make it come to life a bit more easily and believable. Cause fuck the brother gods, they suck.
Cross-posting this both on SB and QQ and comments and responses are welcome!
Slight DxD crossover Idea.
Using Andrew's origin for the current RWBY world with a bit of a twist would have extra lore such as the extinct existence of dragons and other mythical creatures. I would have the four gears listed created when Salem created the Grimm. They were created at the same instant as a balancing action. The 4 tools/weapons for humanity to use against Grimm. But Salem decided to use different wielders of any of the 4 for her own purposes.
In the final battle Ozpin sealed Salem and killed all 4 wielders she had tempted to her side. And now like the maidens in canon, the 4 wielders are always either being hunted or attempted into being recruited by Ozpin and his cabal or Salem.
While her seal is weakening, she still needs all 4 together to fully break her "chains"
The 4 gears I had thought to use had all been Longinus
If you don't know DxD here is a link for a quick summary of each
- Boosted Gear
- Divine Dividing
- Zenith Tempest
- Canis Lykaon or Spear of Destiny (aka True Longinus)
https://highschooldxd.fandom.com/wiki/Longinus
Jaune of course will have one of the sacred gears. I was thinking of either the Boosted gear or Divine Dividing
I was considering Cinder for Zenith Tempest
The other 2 are still undecided.
Like I said above; all thoughts, opinions, and comments are welcome.
Wait....Blake is a shadow user who hates dogs.....well that just means someone HAS to give her the shadow doggo powers.
Wait. Wait we can make this work. How to attach it to Ruby and also torture Blake?When I thought up using that gear I was thinking, Ruby. Mostly cause of this image.
But also, the idea of the cute, sweet, sunny, always-smiling Ruby having a vicious shadow Wolf attached to her was hilariously ironic to me.
Izzy: "Oh, that's easy; you're the fanservice."
Yang: *staggers back* "Wha-what?"
Izzy: "You're a blonde cyborg with big boobs, abs and revealing clothing. You're the fanservice with character development until the timeskip and Ruby's Xiao-Long genes hit her like a rampaging Goliath, and then you'll probably be relegated to being a side character in your own team obsessed with the embodiment of all your psychological hang-ups, like a lonely cat lady in a single apartment. Oh, and you'll drop a cup size or three."
Yang: *too horrified to even squeak.*
Izzy: "Or you'll end up in a healthy, fulfilling and sexually satisfying relationship with lots of boob shots and shower scenes, proving that you can be both fanservice and a proper, developed character with big hentai jugs. Either is possible."
Silly idea but what if Haune has somekind of ability/blessing that causes anyone that does the bedroom rodeo with him to gain big hentai jugs.Yang: "H-How do I get the second one?! Because I really want that second one! Really really!"
Of course things couldn't be Slice of Life forever. That would make for a very boring anime...
Jaune met with Cinder in a secluded part of the Library Archives.
Cinder: "We have a major operation commencing soon-"
Jaune: "Yeeeeah, about that... Cinder? I don't think it's a good idea."
Cinder: scowl "What do you mean?"
Jaune: "I mean... Whatever you've been stealing all that Dust for? It's best to wait to use it. Any terrorist activity now will just heighten security. We've already got Atlas deploying a substantial force here for Vytal. We don't need to put them even more on guard. What if they increase their cybersecurity or something?"
Cinder: "Heightening fear and uncertainty is a key part of the operation-"
Jaune: "True, true, but it's better to save that Dust for the main thing. Unless we could achieve some kind of strategic victory with... I dunno... Rigging a bunch of Dust bombs? Better to save it for Vytal. Plus, Roman's got enough heat on him. We lose him, we lose a vital asset."
Cinder sighs in extreme annoyance.
Cinder: "... I suppose you have a point." scoffs "However... The main proponent of the operation are our furry little friends. In particular, a certain bull wants to show the world they mean business."
Jaune's Brain: Huh. So Cinder isn't totally braindead in this universe. Aw shit, I gotta be even more careful now!
Jaune: "I see. Can't you tug on his leash? Make him heel?"
Cinder: sigh "I've been trying but he simply refuses to obey. I think the loss of his little girlfriend has really hit him hard."
Jaune's Brain: Ugh, and he's a total simp still. Wait, I want him to be a simp! That makes him predictable! Or do I? If he's got dimension to his character then maybe I could reason with him at some point? Ugh, which would be more helpful? Badly Written Canon Adam, or Adam who is actually written like a human being? Er, Faunus.
Cinder: "Anyway, I will do what I can... Just as long as you provide me with a distraction for the Dance. You'll be my date, of course."
Jaune: "Wait what?!"
Cinder: "It's the perfect cover-"
Jaune: "No. Sorry, but if I suddenly break up with my girlfriend to go out with a random girl, especially one with a lot of attention on her? That will look REALLY suspicious. Not that I'm not flattered, but mission first."
Cinder: scowls "... I see..."
Jaune: brightly "Don't worry though! I found you a date!"
Cinder: raised eyebrow "Did you?"
Jaune: "Eeyup! He's a good guy." Pause "Well he's... Okay. He's... A bastard, actually. He's my cousin. He's an idiot and a scoundrel and you are free to beat him up afterwards because he deserves it. But! As I said, he's an idiot. And as long as Emerald and/or Neo give him some illusions that he actually made it with you, he'll be the perfect cover."
Cinder: grimace "Must we?"
Jaune: "Trust me, if he thinks he made it with you, he'll run off out of fear of a second date. He's a total scumbag."
Cinder: "Hmmm... All right. Still..." Leans in and whispers in his ear "You don't know what you're missing out on."
Jaune's Brain: Gahhhhhhh! Why does she have to be so hot and so evil?! THIS SUCKS! I know she's a total failure but she's actually really seductive! Wait... I know what to do!
After the meeting... Jaune goes to the RWBY dormroom. He slams the door open. Yang jumps from where she was chilling out.
Yang: "Jaune? What are you-?!"
Jaune pounces on her and kisses the HELL out of her. He then pulls back, panting.
Jaune: "Haaa... Haaa... Wanna go to the dance?"
Yang: "Hwah... Ah... Y-Yes?"
Jaune: beams "Cool!"
Yang: "Um... G-Goodwitch is making me organize it and so I might not get to dance-"
Jaune: "I'll help you. I just want to spend my time with you."
Yang: giggles "Maybe if you kiss me again like that, it'll make the time go faster~?"
Jaune: "Maybe! Let's find out!"
They continue to feverishly make out... When the door opens again.
Nick: "JAUNE!"
Jaune: "GAH! DAD!"
Nick: "Hm? OH! Sorry son! Sorry Yang! You should put a sock on the door if you're going to do that!"
Jaune: "I... Y-yeah?"
Nick: "Heheheh... I used to make out with your mom all the time in-"
Jaune: "GET THE HELL OUT, DAD!"
Nick: "RIGHT! SORRY SON!" He shuts the door.
Isabel walks up to him.
Isabel: "Nick? Did you tell Jaune about-?"
Nick: "Yes, yes! All that junk! He's with his girl, Izzy!"
Isabel: "Oh... OH!" bright red "Oh... Well. Ahem... We should just leave them to it."
Nick: "Yup!"
Isabel: "... He is using protection, right?"
Nick: "I didn't ask. But hey! If they aren't, we get grandkids! I say it's win win!"
Isabel: scowls, raises her voice "Jaune! Are you using protection-?"
Jaune: "YES MOM! NOW PLEASE GO AWAY!"
Isabel: "Hmph. Just trying to help-"
Nick: "WE'RE GOING!" He pulls Isabel away
Well do any of you all dear readers got a good name for thier ship?
Well do any of you all dear readers got a good name for thier ship?
Jaune: "New rule: Nora and Sun are banned from naming anything."The Storm
Cardins mom
The Ruby Juniper
The Fuckbringer
Party City
Jaune: "New rule: Nora and Sun are banned from naming anything."
Well do any of you all dear readers got a good name for thier ship?
...ok hear me out. Ozpin offers extra credit in all classes if he gets to name the ship.Arc Shipper
Shipper Wars
Fusion Blaster
Sky Hook
Doombringer
Carrier (Just so they can say 'Carrier has arrived.')
Bite Me
...ok hear me out. Ozpin offers extra credit in all classes if he gets to name the ship.
Everyone is wondering what the fuck is up with the SS SALEM YOU BITCH
This is an old idea I had, and now with using Andrew's world-building as a base, I can make it come to life a bit more easily and believable. Cause fuck the brother gods, they suck.
Cross-posting this both on SB and QQ and comments and responses are welcome!
Slight DxD crossover Idea.
Using Andrew's origin for the current RWBY world with a bit of a twist would have extra lore such as the extinct existence of dragons and other mythical creatures. I would have the four gears listed created when Salem created the Grimm. They were created at the same instant as a balancing action. The 4 tools/weapons for humanity to use against Grimm. But Salem decided to use different wielders of any of the 4 for her own purposes.
In the final battle Ozpin sealed Salem and killed all 4 wielders she had tempted to her side. And now like the maidens in canon, the 4 wielders are always either being hunted or attempted into being recruited by Ozpin and his cabal or Salem.
While her seal is weakening, she still needs all 4 together to fully break her "chains"
The 4 gears I had thought to use had all been Longinus
If you don't know DxD here is a link for a quick summary of each
- Boosted Gear
- Divine Dividing
- Zenith Tempest
- Canis Lykaon or Spear of Destiny (aka True Longinus)
https://highschooldxd.fandom.com/wiki/Longinus
Jaune of course will have one of the sacred gears. I was thinking of either the Boosted gear or Divine Dividing
I was considering Cinder for Zenith Tempest
The other 2 are still undecided.
Like I said above; all thoughts, opinions, and comments are welcome.
Wait. Wait we can make this work. How to attach it to Ruby and also torture Blake?
We give it to Zwei.
Cinder working with Salem to use the Sacred Gear extractor and Get Zenith Tempest sounds great
As for Boosted Gear seeing as Jaune got a discount version with his semblance why not make him a white knight dragon with Divine Dividing which could cut a Grimm power by half
Imagine seeing the Wyvern shrink in half then half again all those centuries of waiting to strike and half it's power gone in an instant
YES! Zwei Remnants strongest pupper!
And loyal and very protective of Ruby and Yang, everyone thinks its Zwei semblance
Also on remnant the Spear of Destiny just doesn't make sense
but a Dragon of Growth with White hot Flames, a Dragon of Division with Poison that darkened it's scales, a beast of darkness given form and the very world itself power as if dust runs through there veins
Now who gets the Boosted Gear?
BWAHAHAHAH!
YES! ALL THE WIN!
Oz being a lil shit to Salem in any and every way will always fuel me!
Let the old man get his shots in on the old crazy ex!
...ok hear me out. Ozpin offers extra credit in all classes if he gets to name the ship.
Everyone is wondering what the fuck is up with the SS SALEM YOU BITCH