Security!
Chapter Forty-Five: Undersiders!
I pulled over and stopped the vehicle. Grabbing the city directory from the dashboard, I figured out where I was, then where the address Emily had given me was. Then I spent the next few minutes working out how to get from point A (where I was) to point B (where the Undersiders were). Brockton Bay, I quickly decided, as befitted a city that was originally laid out in the heyday of colonial expansion, had streets that went
all over the place. A bowl of spaghetti hardly came into the picture.
Eventually, I had it sorted out, or so I figured. I didn't feel like pulling the old standby of going via Lord Street, which would basically double travel time, so I was going to have to go right up the middle. So to speak.
In the event, it was a little easier than I expected. Amy's brain mods had improved my long-term memory retrieval, and I guessed that had had a little bit of an effect on my short-term memory as well, because I was able to recognise the streets that I needed to take as I came up to them. I didn't
quite have an image of the map in my mind with a blinking dot showing where I was, but I wasn't getting lost, either. This was a good thing.
Still and all, I was a little dubious when I got to the destination, which appeared to be the parking lot of a closed-down Seven-Eleven. I pulled to a halt, stopped the engine and got out. Straggly grass had taken root between slabs of ill-fitting concrete, and one of the sliding glass doors in the darkened building had been broken.
Unfortunately, of Undersiders, there seemed to be a distinct lack.
From sheer habit after a long drive, I went to stretch, to pop my back into place again. It didn't happen; nor, as I noticed, were my joints sore.
Another thing to thank Riley for. The lingering after-effects of my encounters with Trainwreck and Lung were still making themselves known, but that wasn't
her fault.
I strolled around the parking lot, looking up and down the street. "Well,
I'm here," I muttered, shading my eyes and staring across the road at a similarly abandoned service station. "Where the hell are
they?"
The voice was hollow and echoing, and about ten feet behind me. "Right here."
I came around fast, my combat mods flaring, and then being suppressed again when I realised that it was indeed just the Undersiders. They stood there in a row, with three dogs alongside Bitch; dissipating clouds of blackness indicated how they'd sneaked up on me. I guessed, belatedly, that they'd actually been inside the derelict building until I turned my back.
"Christ," I snapped. "Don't
do that. I don't
need any more grey hairs."
Tattletale chuckled, Regent smirked, Bitch glowered and Grue's face was unreadable behind his skull-mask visor. I looked them over as my heart rate returned to something approaching normal. "So, you're ready to go in and talk to the Director about stuff, huh?"
Tattletale nodded. "That's the plan. You've smoothed it?"
"Basically," I agreed. "Not all of you are needed for what's going on, but you're all included in the deal. Because I'm not that much of a bastard."
She nodded, as if I'd said a great deal more. Which, I supposed, I had. "And you're willing to sit in on the meeting." It wasn't a question.
"Make sure she plays fair, yeah," I agreed.
Grue cleared his throat. "You can't tell us what we're needed for?"
"Not 'us'," Lisa informed him. "Just me. But he's going to push for the best deal for all of us." Which informed me of something else, just as she intended.
She hasn't told them about saving the world. Because they can't handle it, or because they don't need to know?
I have to trust that she knows them well enough to make that call.
"Why?" asked Bitch bluntly.
I looked across at her, and took my sunglasses off so that she could see my eyes. "Because you, any of you, don't deserve most of the shit that's landed on you, before and after you got your powers," I told her just as bluntly. "I can't change what's already happened, but I
will stand up for you now."
"Why?" she asked again. "What are we to you? What do you want from us?"
"That's actually a good question," rumbled Grue. "Both of them."
"I can't really answer the first one, not without a lot more time," I prevaricated. "Just accept that I'm on your side. I won't screw you over, and I won't let you down."
"Big talk for a guy who had us captured by the PRT once already," commented Regent idly.
"And who came here without any backup." He idly played with his sceptre, flipping it up and catching it again.
"He's telling the truth," Lisa interjected. "He fully intends to help us." She paused. "And Grue? If you're really considering punching him anyway? Don't."
Grue raised his head slightly. "I wasn't. What happened to you, anyway? You look like you've been in a fight. And a fire."
"I have." I didn't let my expression change. "Which is not relevant to the discussion. You guys coming or not?"
"You never said what you wanted from us," Regent pointed out.
"Right now? Don't be a smartarse. Don't be a dick. Don't attack anyone. And pay attention. That concise enough for you?"
Grue nodded slowly. I glanced at Lisa, whose jaw was slowly dropping open. "Holy shit," she whispered. I wondered what she'd picked up on. Then I wondered what she
hadn't picked up on. The second list was probably shorter.
"What?" asked Grue.
She shook her head. "I'll tell you later. Yeah, I'm in." She nudged Regent. "Well?"
Casually, the slender teen shrugged. "I guess. I still don't see what I get out of it, though."
"Not Heartbreaker," I reminded him bluntly.
He winced. "Low blow," he muttered.
"You kind of asked for it," I reminded him. "Rachel?"
"You can't take my dogs away," she told me defiantly.
"Wasn't about to," I replied. "But you've got to agree not to attack anyone once we're inside. Even if they look at you funny, or say something you don't like. Trust me to handle it. Got it?"
Her lips thinned; she obviously didn't like making even this concession. She glared back at me. I didn't drop my gaze; I was bigger, taller, heavier, obviously stronger. After another moment, probably to show that she wasn't a pushover, she looked away. "Fine," she muttered.
"Good." I rounded the pickup, unlocked the passenger side door. "Did you bring a vehicle, or are you on dogback?"
"We've got a car," Grue offered. "We decided not to be
too obvious about it."
"Okay, then," I decided. "One or two of you can ride with me. Dogs can go in the tray. The rest of you in your car. You can follow me on in, so we get there together. Yeah?"
=///=
In the end, we compromised; Lisa rode in the front of my pickup with me, while Rachel sat in the tray with her dogs around her. Grue and Regent drove behind in a car that the Undersiders had acquired from someplace; I didn't ask too closely about it.
As we started off, Lisa looked at me, at my still-bandaged arm, at my face, and seemed to be bubbling over with questions. "Did you really -" she began.
"Yeah," I confirmed.
"What
happened?" she burst out. "There's
something different about you. A whole lot. You
look the same, but … "
"Appearances, deceiving, check," I agreed. "Okay, in order. Heart attack, Riley, we can rebuild him."
She paused, frowning. "Riley? Wait." A pause.
"Bonesaw?"
"Huh," I muttered.
That didn't take long. "Yup."
"Bonesaw, holy shit," she muttered. "She's
alive? She's alive. Who else in the Nine's alive? The news said they were all dead."
"Just one or two," I revealed. "Most of them
are dead."
"You ordered the attack," she noted. "Eidolon carried it out. You said to keep some of them alive. Why? Same reason Canary's out of the Birdcage." She paused, her lips moving silently. When she spoke, it was carefully and slowly. "This is all to do with saving the world, isn't it? Same reason you want me to work with Accord and Dragon. And it's not just me, not just Weaver and Panacea. There's a whole lot of other people you're bringing in on this. Lung. Bakuda."
I checked my watch and chuckled. "Wow. Thirty seconds, and you're almost up to speed already. You're on a roll today."
She wrinkled her nose at me. "You did kind of trail the clues in front of me. All I need to know now is what we're saving the world
from."
I didn't rise to the bait.
"You already said that you were taking the Endbringers out of the equation … " She paused, frowning. "How, exactly, were you doing that, again?"
"Well, I
hope I am," I confessed. "We'll know by the fifteenth of May."
"Being the projected date of the next attack, by Leviathan, in Brockton Bay," she recited promptly.
"Correct on all counts," I confirmed. "You sneaky little hacker, you."
She gave me her best shit-eating grin. "I'm Tattletale. It's what I do."
"Of course it is," I agreed. "Was that while you were checking up on me for Coil?"
"Actually, yes," she admitted. The grin was back in full force. "You scared the living shit out of him, do you know that?"
I nodded. "That
was the general idea, yes."
"How?"
It was my turn to grin. "Saving the world, yeah? I have allies. He met one of them. There was no contest."
Her grin was back.
"Good." She paused, getting herself back on track. "Okay, so is Leviathan still going to attack?"
A shrug. "With any luck, no," I told her. "Hopefully, he'll take a rain check."
She put her hand over her eyes. "I don't believe you just said that."
It took me a moment to realise what I'd just said. "Hah. Pun not intended."
"Okay, so not Endbringers," she mused. "What else can even … oh. No way. No
fucking way."
Again, I glanced at her. She met my gaze, despite my sunglasses. "Oh shit," she muttered. "It's true, isn't it?"
I nodded seriously. "I'm afraid so."
She stared at me "How the
fuck," she asked plaintively, "are we supposed to beat
him?"
I didn't feel like grinning, but I gave her one anyway. "Trust me," I told her. "I have a plan."
She didn't look at all reassured.
=///=
As we cruised past the PRT building, looking for a place to park, Lisa pointed. "I think that's for us."
I looked over that way, and sure enough, a PRT soldier was removing traffic cones from two angle parking spaces. He looked around and waved me over, and I pulled straight into the far one; Grue swung into the space beside. Putting the pickup out of gear, I set the park brake, killed the engine, and got out. Rachel was already climbing out; she whistled sharply, and the dogs jumped out after her.
"You weren't too uncomfortable back there?" I asked her as I locked the door.
She gave me an unreadable look. "I've had worse."
I nodded in acknowledgement, then stepped up on to the pavement. "Hi," I told the soldier. "Security. You're the escort for the Undersiders?"
He might have been a little surprised by my lack of costume, or he may simply have been checking in by radio. In any case, he took a couple of seconds to reply. "Yes, sir, I am. Follow me."
Carrying the traffic cones, he led us around to the front of the building. I was unsurprised to see that the outer door was locked until a guard inside turned a key; they obviously didn't want any unessential personnel inside the lobby right at that moment.
As we entered, I dropped back so that I was walking between Rachel and the lobby guards, with the dogs at her heel. As the doors closed behind us, the escort put the traffic cones down next to the counter and turned back to us. "The dogs will have to -"
" - come up with us," I overrode him, before Rachel could begin to fire up. "This is non-negotiable. They stay with us, every step of the way."
He shook his head. "That's not -"
"The hell it's not," I snapped. "These people were
asked to come in. That means that you don't get to set arbitrary rules." I stepped up to him, stood face to blank faceplate. "The dogs come with, or we walk out. Right now. Call the Director. See what she thinks."
I totally ignored the other guards in the lobby at my back; if they foamed us, they foamed us, but I wasn't going to back down, not after the assurance that I'd given Rachel, earlier.
I was pretty sure that Lisa
wanted to come in; the loss of income was one thing, but I liked to think that she and I had formed a certain rapport, and she wanted to know what I knew. Brian seemed less sure, but between my assurances and the help I'd given him with Aisha, I figured he was willing to give it a go. Alec would be a difficult case; I wasn't sure if I could give him a place to be, but he had the spectre of Heartbreaker looming over him. Although I had the impression that he was sticking with his teammates more or less out of inertia than of any real need to be there.
And Rachel … she had the least reason of all to trust in human nature, in the assurances of authority figures. Too many times, from her mother to the various foster parents, to the legal system when she triggered, she had learned the hard way that she could trust nobody except herself. The gulf between herself and the rest of humanity was widened by her lack of literacy and inability to divine human body language, to the point where her only valid reaction to almost anything was to lash out.
I had helped Taylor, had stood up for her when she most desperately needed it. Now, she was in a good place, in a good team, at a good school, with a good friend, making progress on her own; the lambasting she had handed me following my encounter with Lung was ample proof that she was well and truly able to stand on her own two feet. I would remain her friend, but she didn't need a protector, not any more.
Rachel, on the other hand, although she could handle herself physically, needed someone to stand up for her against authority figures, whether she wanted it or not. Her reaction to this guard would most likely have been sufficient to destroy any chances the Undersiders had for moving on to the straight and narrow, and so I stepped in.
I stood there, confronting the soldier, willing the Undersiders to stay back and let me handle it. The Director, I was certain, had afforded me a certain level of unofficial VIP status, hopefully enough to swing this.
Pretty sure, anyway.
Fairly sure.
Reasonably sure?
The silence stretched out; just as I was about to turn about and tell the Undersiders that we were going, he nodded reluctantly. "They can keep the dogs. But I'll need them to hand over all weapons."
I nodded. "That's fair." I walked over to the receptionist's counter, noting that the shutters were down, and removed the Glock from my underarm holster, placing it on the counter. To this, I added my pocket knife.
The guard shook his head. "Sir, you don't have to disarm. Just the Undersiders."
I took off my sunglasses and hung them from the front of my shirt. "If they have to disarm, I disarm as well. It's as simple as that."
He wasn't about to change his ruling, and so we stood back while the pile of weapons on the counter grew; Lisa's little pistol, a knife from Grue, another from Bitch; Regent, after a meaningful glance from me, placed his sceptre down too. Lisa gave me a measured nod; by standing up for them, by disarming alongside them, I had identified myself with the Undersiders, not with the PRT. In that way, I built trust with the villain group. Or at least, I hoped so.
In any case, my pistol and pocket knife would do damn-all against any kind of threat that might come up; if Emily wanted to pull a double-cross, she knew quite well what sort of shit would fall upon her from a great height. Or at least, I devoutly hoped that was still the case.
Just as we started moving toward the elevator, I stopped and cleared my throat. Everyone looked at me. "Just so you know," I stated clearly. "If you're here, be aware that security cameras
will pick you up. Show yourself, now, before this gets awkward."
There was a long moment of silence, and I began to wonder if I'd underestimated Aisha's levels of mischief and curiosity. And then Tattletale made a motion with her elbow, and all of a sudden it was like Aisha had always been there, standing between her brother and the blonde. Ignoring the exclamations of surprise from the guards, she gave me a sullen look. "How the
fuck did you know I was here?" she asked.
I shrugged. "I didn't, not really. But I couldn't see you passing this up. And like I said, if you'd stayed hidden, you wouldn't have gotten far. That could've queered this whole deal. Not going to let that happen."
She didn't have the full Imp costume at this point; it was a dark grey bodysuit with a matching domino mask. From her expression, she was somewhat pissed at me for uncovering her little subterfuge. "And how the fuck did you know about the camera thing?
I didn't know that."
"I'm not on Tattletale's level," I responded, "but there's stuff I do know. And details like that about your powers? That's part of it. Now, no more screwing around. This is a serious meeting, and I'd like the end result to be acceptable to everyone here. Bullshit like using powers to sneak in like that? Bad precedent."
Grue elbowed her. "What the hell were you
thinking?" he asked; from the tone in his voice, he was either good at acting or he hadn't known.
From the look on Tattletale's face, she'd probably known about it and was waiting to see if any of us would pick up on it. I raised an eyebrow slightly in her direction.
Really?
All she gave me in return was a slight shrug; I guessed it meant
Old habits die hard, or something of that nature.
In the meantime, Aisha was speaking. "It was just something to do," she protested. "What the fuck, B-Grue? You've done worse."
"Not when we were going in to speak to them about giving up being villains," Tattletale told her seriously. "Mike's right. We should be playing this straight all the way."
Hypocrite, I thought with mild amusement; I wasn't sure what she saw in my expression or posture, but one corner of her mouth curved upward ever so slightly.
"Fine, I'll go then," Aisha muttered. "You guys are no fun." She turned toward the doors.
"Go ahead," I told her off-handedly. "We'll be making decisions about you while we're up there. Sure you don't want to be there to have a say?"
She glared at me. "You will fucking
not."
My return gaze was almost placid. "Yes. We will. You've got the choice to get all pissy and walk out, or come in with us, don't fuck around, and get a direct say in your future. And trust me, this is about the
last time you get an opportunity like this."
Silence, as she tried to stare me down. From behind the mask, her eyes challenged mine. I stopped myself blinking; it was a minor physical effort, and my eyeballs started to itch after a little bit, but I was able to maintain it until she gave up.
"Fuck," she muttered, rubbing her own eyes in sympathy as I blinked a few times, "how do you fucking
do that?"
"Old age and treachery versus youth and enthusiasm," I advised her blandly, then held out my hand. "Knife."
Her eyes widened behind the mask. "What? I'm not carrying a knife."
I glanced at Grue. "Is she?"
He turned to her. "If you've got one, hand it over," he growled, his helmet making his voice even more menacing. "The longer we spend time on this bullshit ... "
She rolled her eyes, reached behind her back and produced a folding knife.
"Fine," she muttered. "Be that way." She slapped it into my hand with unnecessary force.
"Thanks, I will," I replied as I dropped the knife on the counter with everything else. "You gonna behave?"
She gave me the finger. "Yeah, but I don't have to enjoy it."
"I suspect," I murmured with a smile, "that you won't be alone."
=///=
It was crowded in the lift; the PRT escort stood in one corner, while the rest of us stood around the walls, and the dogs sat in the middle, more or less at Bitch's feet. At everyone's feet. They panted happily; at that, they were the most relaxed ones in the elevator.
We didn't go all the way to the top floor; I had half expected this interview to take place in the Director's office, but of course it made more sense to hold it in a conference room. Larger, more room for people to move around. Less feeling of confinement, less chance of tempers flaring.
Not
always a given, with Bitch. I would have to keep an eye on her, just in case. And Aisha.
Not entirely to my surprise, when the elevator doors opened, we were met by both Armsmaster and Miss Militia.
I stepped part-way from the lift, blocking the doors, and placed myself in front of Armsmaster. "They're here by request, to discuss a potential change of status. Has this changed in any way?"
Is this just a show of force, or are you here to screw us over at the eleventh hour?
He paused for a long moment, then shook his head. "It hasn't changed." He didn't sound happy, which, paradoxically, put me more at ease. Armsmaster couldn't put on an act to save his life. If
he was unhappy about villains wandering around in the PRT base, it was because he couldn't touch them.
I smiled at him, showing my teeth. "Cheer up. This goes well, pretty soon you'll be able to give
them orders. Won't that be nice?"
From in front of me, I heard a grunt from Armsmaster. From behind, a muted gagging sound from Aisha, or perhaps Regent.
Great. Both sides hate the idea. I do believe that's what they call an acceptable compromise.
"Excellent," I told him, still smiling. "Let's get this show on the road, shall we?"
"Yes." He didn't sound any happier. He set off along the corridor; I stepped aside to let the others out of the elevator, and they followed him. I hung back, and fell in alongside Miss Militia, glancing briefly at the claymore she wore across her back.
"How are you?" she asked. "I heard a few things."
"Probably true," I confirmed; I was unprepared for the light punch on the arm that she gave me. "Okay, what was that for?"
She rolled her eyes above the flag-patterned scarf. "You being an idiot and trying to do everything at once. You could've been hurt. Killed, even."
"I've been told all this in detail, repeatedly," I agreed. "Yes, I was an idiot. Yes, I could've done things a bit more smoothly. I've been told off by superheroes, an ex-supervillain, and a couple of civilians. Trust me, I
got it."
"Okay, if you say so," she agreed with a nod. The claymore became a Desert Eagle, then a hunting rifle, then a knife, which she slipped into a sheath at her belt.
I watched in fascination. "Is that you showing off, or just kind of twiddling your thumbs?"
"Yes." I couldn't see her mouth, but her tone was light; she sounded amused.
I rolled my eyes. "Smartarse."
She chuckled.
=///=
The conference room table was long enough that the Undersiders could all sit along one side of it; without even bothering to confer, the chose the side away from the door, so they could see whoever came in. Bitch sat near one corner with her dogs, then Regent, Tattletale, Aisha – I wasn't quite sure what name she was using – and Grue. I sat at the end of the table, near Bitch.
One of her dogs sniffed at me, wagging its tail; I thought it might have been the one that I had taken to them, the last time they had been in this building. Under her watchful eye, I offered my hand to sniff, then scratched the dog behind the ear. A tongue lolled, panting, and its tail wagged.
She continued to stare at me, as if trying to make me out. I looked back at her. "Did all the dogs make it out?"
She frowned. "What?"
"Your dogs. The last time you were here, you left in a hurry, to save them. Did they all make it out okay?"
"Yeah." It was a grunt. "No thanks to you."
I thought briefly about telling her that I wasn't trying to claim credit. "Good. I don't like to see dogs hurt."
Her lip curled. "You don't care about dogs. You care about
people more."
"Sure, but I still care about dogs. I don't know them as well as you do – no-one does – but I still care." My voice was flat, uninflected, my expression neutral.
She abruptly changed tack. "Why are you on our side?" It wasn't quite disbelief any more, but she still wanted to know. "Why did you challenge Armsmaster?"
Out of the corner of my eye, I saw the armoured hero's head come up, from where he was standing by the door. Miss Militia, more in my line of sight as she stood at the other end of the table, tilted her head slightly. Neither hero spoke, for which I was glad.
"Because I know you; I know of your history, your background, your problems. I know what you want and what you need. I know what happened to make you trigger. And believe it or not, I just want to help you, give you opportunities that you wouldn't have had otherwise. To give you a chance at a better life."
Although I was addressing them all, I spoke directly to Bitch. My tone was still flat, direct. Just for a moment, I saw her facade crack; a younger, more vulnerable Rachel looked out at me. And then she closed down again. Her voice was a grunt. "We'll see."
"Yes. We will."
=///=
Bitch and I looked around; the door had opened, and Director Piggot stood in the opening. It was she who had spoken the words; as we watched, she stepped forwards into the room. She may have been moving more easily; I couldn't be sure if it was just my imagination or not. But the steel-grey eyes were the same, witness to an indomitable will that had overcome the frailties of a body ravaged by injury and ill health. She had held together the PRT, and with it the Protectorate, in Brockton Bay for over a decade, during which time the city had slid farther and farther into decline. She nodded to me; I nodded back. "Mr Allen."
"Director Piggot," I replied politely, standing as I did so. The Undersiders followed my lead, albeit a little belatedly; Grue had to nudge Aisha to get her to do the same.
Two people followed the Director into the room; one I knew and one I did not. Aegis nodded to me; I nodded back. The other person was a greying, careworn-looking man; Piggot gestured to him. "I don't know if you've met my deputy."
"Deputy Director Renick," I greeted him, leaning across the corner of the table to offer my hand. "I'm pleased to meet you, sir."
He shook it. "The pleasure is mutual, Mr Allen. And these are the Undersiders?" He peered at them. "I was given to understand that there were four of them. I count five." Aisha made a face at him; Grue elbowed her in the ribs.
"There were, up until a few days ago," I noted. "The young lady in grey ... I believe your name might be Imp?"
She stared at me. "Okay, that's totally not fair. How are you
doing that?"
I gave her my best bland look. "Same way I knew about your powers." Turning back to Renick and Aegis, I added, "Imp is their latest member. She triggered during the gang war. She's likely to be the most problematic when it comes to attitude, but on the other hand, I doubt that she's participated in any major crimes that you have to worry about."
"I might have," interjected the teen sulkily. "You never know."
"For f- for god's sake,
shut up!" muttered Grue, elbowing her again.
Director Piggot took her seat; I sat down again. Renick sat alongside the Director, then Armsmaster shut the door. Before he did, I got a glimpse of our friendly escort outside in the hallway, with at least one other guard for company. Armsmaster and Miss Militia sat flanking the Director and the Deputy Director; Aegis sat at the far end, opposite me. Miss Militia sat facing Bitch, while Armsmaster and Grue were face to face.
Director Piggot placed a device on the table, and pressed a button on it; there was a faint
beep. "This is Emily Piggot, Director of PRT East-North-East," she recited. "This meeting is taking place in the PRT building, on Wednesday the twenty-seventh of April, two thousand and eleven. Present are myself, Deputy Director Renick, Armsmaster and Miss Militia of the Protectorate, Aegis of the Wards, Michael Allen, and the Undersiders."
She paused; I took the opportunity to speak. "So, just out of curiosity, is there actually a format for this; inducting supervillain teams into the Wards? Because I'm pretty sure there wouldn't be much need for it."
"No, there isn't," Piggot replied tightly, "but we do have a format for recruitment, and that can be adapted."
"If I might be so bold," I responded, "it's not quite the same as recruitment."
Renick looked over at me. "Would you mind explaining that statement?"
"Certainly," I told him. "Here, the stakes are higher. With recruitment, you've got the recruit wanting to show his paces, prove he's good enough to be in the Wards. Here, you've got people who are
capable enough to be in the Wards – or they wouldn't have made it in the supervillain world – but you're not sure if they're 'good' enough to toe the line.
You've got to convince
them that it's worth their while to come in from the cold, to join the forces of law and order."
"And in the meantime," Armsmaster put in, "two of them have murder charges pending."
Bitch stiffened slightly, and Regent leaned back slightly in his chair. I shook my head.
"Nope," I stated clearly.
He paused, then leaned forward so that he could look at me more clearly. "What do you mean, 'nope'?"
"I
mean," I retorted, "that you're going to have those charges quashed. Expunged. Written off."
Now I had
everyone staring at me.
"That's not going to happen," Armsmaster assured me flatly.
"Sure it is," I replied. "Any halfway competent judge would drop the charges to involuntary manslaughter in a heartbeat." I indicated Bitch with a nod. "Trigger event, untrained dog, scared child, involving someone who tried to
murder her
dog. She did not mean to make her dog grow large, and she didn't have the wherewithal to rein the poor creature in once it was grown. I'm not saying the woman deserved it, but I'm also saying that Rachel doesn't deserve to be prosecuted for something that happened very much in the heat of the moment."
"Her crimes since -" he began.
" - happened because she's
never had an authority figure that she could trust. Just
one social worker who understood that she was being emotionally abused,
one foster parent who actually cared for her instead of the money they were getting. Never happened. Society failed her, and when she triggered, society paid. Now, she wants to end the cycle.
She does. Do not even consider trying to perpetuate it because of a mistake
someone else made."
My voice was low and cold and hard, and I was gripping the edge of the table. I stopped myself with an effort, breathed in and out through my nostrils. Let go the table, trying to ignore the shallow depressions that my fingertips had left behind. Raised my head and lightened my tone. "Seriously, give the kid a
break. Geez."
Silence fell across the room; if I'd thought that everyone was staring at me before, that was nothing on the intensity of their combined gaze at this moment. Miss Militia's eyes were wider than normal, and her right hand was out of sight under the table; I had no doubt but that she had something suitably lethal in it. The Deputy Director was looking very slightly apprehensive; I had equally little doubt that he'd been briefed in on the modifications that Riley had given me. The Director's face was hard, although I wasn't quite sure what was going through her mind. Armsmaster's lips were pressed together to the point that they were almost invisible.
At the other end of the table, Aegis was studying me carefully, as if trying to decide if he could take me. Grue's face was hidden behind his visor, of course, but it was still turned toward me. Aisha's eyes were wide behind the domino mask; perhaps she was revising whatever opinion she held of me. Lisa's gaze bored into mine, with what might have been flashes of understanding flickering across her face. Regent looked bored, but I was pretty sure that was a facade; he'd had years to perfect it. And Bitch … she was looking at me as though she'd never seen me before.
Deputy Director Renick cleared his throat; a few people jumped. "I, uh … those were very evocative words, Mr Allen. I'm sure we can definitely revisit the facts of that case, see about taking those factors into account. But what about the other one? Regent, also known as Hijack, also known as Jean-Paul Vasil? His charges cannot be ascribed to a trigger event."
Regent was leaning forward in his chair, his eyes fixed on the Deputy Director. I gestured to get his attention, shook my head slightly. Then I turned to Renick.
"No, that's true. Not a trigger event situation at all. Regent's even easier to deal with. His father's name is Nikos Vasil. Otherwise known as Heartbreaker. He's a Master, who controls people via their emotions. He had Jean-Paul Mastered almost from birth. Once he hit the boy with a dose of terror so bad, he didn't speak for six months or more. I think this was over an argument with his sisters about who got the TV remote."
I paused to let this sink in. I was breathing more deeply, letting the calm sink back into my centre. Talking about Bitch had unsettled me on an emotional level; I was surprised about how angry I had let myself get.
"So yeah, when he managed to force his kid to trigger – oh yeah, Heartbreaker
forces his children to trigger – he then wanted to make sure that he could uphold family loyalty. So he told him to kill an underling." I paused. "I just want to make this clear. His
father, a
Master, ordered him to do this. The man who
could and would inflict a terrifying emotional penalty on him if he failed, or disobeyed orders. In fact, had done just that in the past.
And he was a minor. I'm pretty sure we can work a case for coercion out of that. Maybe even diminished responsibility." I leaned back in my chair. "So yeah, not exactly bad to the bone serial killers, either one."
Emily Piggot nodded. "Your points are valid, Mr Allen. There are many situations where trigger events have cost lives; occasionally, even those of family members. And of course, yes, Masters muddy the waters considerably when it comes to determining ultimate responsibility for a crime. Heartbreaker is
still a problem that the Canadian authorities are trying to deal with, much as Nilbog is a thorn in our side." She paused. "You don't happen to have a solution for
that, do you?"
I shook my head. "Not a cut and dried solution, no. But Nilbog – Jamie Rinke – actually has his real body buried some distance underground. The Goblin King is a remote controlled puppet. This is why you were never able to kill him, before."
Her eyes widened fractionally, and I saw the wheels turning behind her eyes. "So
that's it … " she murmured, then she regained her professional mien. "Well, that's a problem for another time. Right now, we have five potentially troublesome super-powered teenagers who want to go straight." She gave them,collectively, a hard stare. "Convince me why this is a good idea."
I folded my hands before me. "Well, actually, I don't think all of them need to go into the Wards."
=///=
With admirable self-control, Emily Piggot got a grip on herself; she looked like she wanted to either facepalm or bang her head against the table. "Kindly explain," she gritted.
"Well, Grue's a good one for the Wards," I hastened to tell her. "He would have great synergy with Weaver; as we've already proven, her bug control works inside his darkness. Likewise, Tattletale's really good at figuring out the weaknesses of an enemy." Grue didn't seem to react; Lisa just looked smug.
"And of the other three?" asked Renick. "Two people with current murder charges and a very new recruit?"
I nodded. "Imp has the ability to make people forget her. Cameras can see her, but anyone looking directly at her basically forgets the fact that she exists. As you can imagine, this has amazing potential in the field." I held up a finger. "She
does have a slight problem with attention span, but even recognising this lets you work with it."
Renick nodded. "That's not an insurmountable problem."
"Also," I added, "Grue's criminal activity to date has been aimed at getting security for Imp; specifically, to get her out of her current family situation. Which, admittedly, is horrible. Give him custody of her, and I'm pretty sure that they'd both be happy with that arrangement."
"Given the specific information, I'm sure that something could be worked out," Renick agreed, in his element at last. "Also, each of you would be paid a wage, and more into a trust fund. You
would be required to attend schooling -"
"Whoa, whoa," objected the youngest Undersider, making a 'time-out' motion. "Deal breaker, deal breaker."
"No," Grue admonished her. "This is looking good. They'll
pay us for this, and you can leave … her. Don't go pulling that shit now." He looked up. "Sorry, sir. Oh, and just by the way, I've already gotten my GED online."
"So have I," Tattletale added. "So far, it's just Imp we have to worry about."
"I don't want to have to go to school," grumped Aisha, slumping down into her chair. "School's for
losers."
"I don't want to go to school either," Bitch stated flatly. "They'll call me stupid. I've already had enough of that."
Leaning back in his chair, Regent made a careless gesture that very adequately conveyed the opinion that school was a waste of time, and he didn't want to attend either. I ignored him for the moment, and focused on Bitch. For her, I had a potential solution; for him, not so much.
"I have a question," I posited. "How much reward money is coming my way for giving Eidolon the information on the Nine?"
Piggot frowned, ignoring the raised eyebrows around the room. "It hasn't been cleared yet, but it will only be a small fraction of the full total. Why, did you want a payout?"
I shook my head. "I want to use it to establish a dog pound. A big one. On land that's not being used any more." By now, I had Bitch's undivided attention. I nodded to her. "You go to Rachel here for the specifications you need, and you get her to run it. She gets final say on all decisions. Close down all the other municipal dog pounds, all the shelters, funnel them all in to her."
Rachel shook her head, looking unsure for the first time since I'd met her. "I – I can't run a place like that. I can take care of dogs. I can't do the business side of things."
"It's not going to be a problem," I assured her. "There'll be staff on hand to deal with paperwork and other bullshit. You're the one who'll be taking care of the dogs, having people telling you what the paperwork means, and telling people what to do about it. And
you'll be paying
them, so they'll have to do what you say."
Piggot grimaced. "I don't know, Mr Allen. What you're saying
sounds good, but it will be a very expensive operation. Paying enough staff to maintain the dogs, as well as feeding, veterinary bills, and so on … "
"That's the other half of the operation," I told her. "Training."
"Training?" asked Renick.
Rachel's expression was changing as she grasped my meaning. "Training?" she asked also, but in an entirely different tone to Renick's.
"Training," I affirmed. "Rachel, think you could train a police dog?"
She curled her lip, but only slightly. "You know I can."
I nodded firmly. "Yes, I know." I turned my head slightly, so as to address Renick, but keeping her in my field of view. "Rachel Lindt
understands dogs, sir. She understands them on a deeper level than you or I ever could. We look at a dog and see a head, a body, four legs, a tail. If the tail's wagging, it's probably happy.
Rachel looks at a dog and sees what it's thinking, what it wants, how to communicate with it. She can train dogs because she can think like them. I'd be willing to bet that she could train dogs for the police, the military, for search and rescue, drug sniffing, guide dogs for the blind, and a host of other purposes, and she'd do it easier, faster and more effectively than any other so-called dog expert in the world."
"And each and every one of those organisations," Lisa added brightly, "would be willing to pay through the nose for a dog that's trained to the level that Rachel's capable of."
Renick looked thoughtful. "I see. That could really work, especially with the seed money to start it off." He looked at Rachel. "You would be willing to do this work, miss?"
"Sure," she replied bluntly. "So long as I was in charge, like he said."
He didn't take offence at her tone; instead, he looked at her thoughtfully for a long moment. She began to bristle, but I caught her eye and shook my head slightly. "He's thinking about it," I murmured.
"Oh." She subsided. Her hands, clenched into fists, relaxed slightly.
Renick turned to Piggot. "Director, do you think it's a viable opportunity?"
Reluctantly, she nodded. "We'd have to work around NEPEA-Five, but I think it's doable, especially with PRT backing."
"What's that?" I asked.
It was Renick who answered. "A government bill seeking to limit parahuman involvement in business and media. But it's aimed at parahumans combining their capabilities to outperform competitors in an unfair manner. Ms Lindt will be working on her own, with normal human backing."
I could almost
feel Rachel's tension ratcheting up beside me. Hastily I asked, "But it won't be a problem? With the reward money, this could get done?"
"Oh, certainly," Renick confirmed. "We'd have to do some serious brushcutting of red tape, but once the Mayor's office realises that they can shut down their shelters and pounds, and allocate funds elsewhere, I can't see there being a problem."
"And anything that gets those damn monster dogs off of my streets is a
good thing," growled the Director.
"Oh, I don't think that they'd be
gone from the streets," I interjected mildly. "But when she takes them out for a run, she won't be setting out to break the law in the process. Which has to be a bonus, right?"
She shot me a sour look. "Anything's too much. But this is a good start."
Renick made a note on his own pad. "I'll start making phone calls once we finish here."
"Which brings us to Regent," I noted. "Last but, as the saying goes, not least."
Alec leaned forward and rested his elbows on the table so that he could look down toward me. "So what kind of rabbit are you going to pull out of your non-existent hat for me? I'm a Master. Nobody wants me in their precious super-teams. Especially when it comes to who my father is, because somehow that
never goes away."
I nodded. "That's a very good point. But I didn't arrange for you guys to get a chance to talk to the Director without giving you a chance as well."
He shrugged elaborately. "Don't see them laying out the red carpet for me."
I gave him a hard stare. "If you got offered a place, would you take it?"
Another shrug. "Not sure I'm all that interested in going to school."
I tried not to frown. I'd known he was very passive-aggressive, but this was like trying to set fire to a lump of jello. Whatever tactic I used, he just absorbed.
He and Aisha were a thing, in another time and place.
"Uh, maybe you and Imp could attend the same school, take classes together," I suggested off the top of my head. "Be study buddies, whatever. Laugh at the geeks and nerds and jocks who've got no idea who you really are."
That actually seemed to get his attention; Aisha looked around as well. "Him?" she snorted. "Captain Lazy-Ass?"
He sneered at her; she gave him the finger.
Well, there goes that idea.
Piggot cleared her throat. "Just before you go any farther, Mr Allen. I do not feel comfortable with offering a place in the Wards to Regent. Given his history … "
"Hm," I grunted. "There's got to be
something … "
"You can't solve all the problems of the world, Mr Allen," counselled the Director. "Perhaps if he attends a long period of therapy, I might be able to reconsider. But not right now."
I blinked. "Wait, what did you say?"
She stared at me. "I said that I might reconsider if he gets treatment, but not at the moment."
I shook my head, excited. "No, no, something else you said. Tip of the tongue, tip of the tongue. Tattetale, help me out here."
"What? How?" She was alert, trying to grasp my meaning.
"Something the Director said, it can help Regent. Something he can do. A word. Thing."
She paused briefly. "Therapy." Another pause. "Physiotherapy. Holy shit, you're a genius."
Regent looked at me and then at Lisa, giving him the appearance of a spectator at a tennis match. Piggot was apparently trying to ignore Lisa, and so was focused on me. "I fail to see the reason that you are so excited. Kindly fill the rest of us in."
I spread my hands. "Don't you get it? Director, you were in a strike squad, right?"
She nodded. "Yes, a long time ago. How is this relevant?"
"Well, people got injured. They got better, but sometimes the leg or arm never works right afterward. As far as the doctors are concerned, the nerves are all in working order, but the brain's forgotten how to use them. Yeah?"
She was slow to answer. "Yes. Happened to a friend of mine."
"And Regent can override someone's nerves. If he can activate those nerves after an injury, and
prove to the person that the body part
can be moved, then that should cut down recovery time dramatically."
While Piggot was considering that, Lisa cut in once more. "And there's another reason that he'd be great for it. He doesn't actually care about people."
Miss Militia frowned. "That doesn't exactly sound like someone who'd be good as a medical professional."
Lisa gave her most fox-like grin. "Ah, but physical therapists have to be able to push their patients past the pain. If they cared too much, they'd stop as soon as it started getting difficult. Regent would be able to see the point where it really would start getting too much, and he'd be able to push them to that point and stop there."
"Still, I don't know that many medical organisations would be willing to hire on an ex-supervillain as a physical therapist … " Renick's voice sounded reluctant to voice the opinion.
"Hah!" Everyone turned to look at Aegis. He cleared his throat. "Uh, sorry. But it just occurred to me."
"What did?" asked Armsmaster.
"
We hire him," Aegis suggested. "PRT in-house physical therapist. He's getting a wage, he's where we can see him, and PRT troopers are getting hurt all the time. He'd be perfect."
"Except for the fact that he's a
Master," objected the Director. "Do we really want him around our wounded troopers?"
I shrugged. "Assign him a guard when he's on duty. It takes him a lot of effort, and a few hours of concentration, to actually acclimate to a single person to the point that he can control them thereafter. And the person kind of notices. If anyone mentions it, the guard deals with the situation."
Aegis nodded down the length of the table to me. "Exactly."
I glanced at the Director. "Any other objections?"
She glowered back at me. "Many, but none that actually seem valid."
"Good. Regent, what do you think?"
He seemed to perk up slightly. "So I get to put the hurt on PRT goons, and get paid for it?"
Armsmaster bristled slightly. "I wouldn't put it
exactly like that, but … "
"But that's basically it, yeah?"
The armoured hero nodded heavily. "Yes."
Regent grinned. "Sign me up. It might even be fun."
Yeah, that's not creepy at all.
"I'm going to presume that you're joking, Regent," I stated firmly. "You
are joking, right?"
He must have seen something in my face. "Yeah, joking. Right. Not about to cause any unnecessary pain."
"Well then," I noted. "That seems to be about that. Anyone else got a problem with the idea? Or anything else we've covered?"
"That does seem to be about it," agreed Renick. "Anyone else? Miss Militia? Armsmaster?"
Hannah shook her head. "I don't have anything to add," she stated quietly.
"I do." Armsmaster's voice was firm. "You're all criminals, or you've associated with criminals. You will all be on probation. Put a foot wrong, and criminal charges
will be preferred."
I cleared my throat. "No."
He turned toward me. "I
beg your pardon? I am the leader of the Protectorate here in Brockton Bay. You don't overrule me on something like this."
"With all due respect," I told him flatly, "the rules are changing and you know it.
Think about it for a moment." I paused. "Probationary, yes. On probation, no. They won't screw up. They know they'll have to face
me if they do."
He paused, then reluctantly nodded. "Director, I retract the statement about probation."
She didn't look happy, but she nodded as well. "Thank you, Armsmaster. Aegis?"
"I'm actually on board with the idea," Aegis replied. "Browbeat told us how Regent and, uh, Rachel took him down, before he joined the Wards. I'd much rather have you guys on
our side. Especially knowing what you can do."
"Which brings us to the Undersiders," Renick noted. "Do any of you have issues with what we've spoken about today?"
Rachel shook her head. "Just do what you said you would."
No-one else seemed willing to comment; Director Piggot reached out to the recorder. "This meeting is over. Stopping recorder – now."
Just as she pressed the button, Aisha let out a muffled sound; looking over, I saw that Lisa had her hand over the shorter teen's mouth. Piggot looked at them suspiciously, as Lisa took her hand away. "What's that about?"
"Nothing," Lisa told her innocently. "My hand slipped."
Piggot stared hard at her, then at Aisha. "Is that what happened?"
"Yeah," Aisha admitted reluctantly. "Her hand slipped. That's what happened."
Like hell, I thought.
Aisha was about to say something obscene so it went on to the recording, and Lisa stopped her.
"Indeed." Piggot's expression told me that she had a good idea of what was really going on, but that she was not intending to pursue it at that moment. I figured that Aisha would have to smarten her act up if she wasn't to end up in trouble, once she joined the Wards.
But then, once that happened, it wasn't going to be my problem any more.
One by one, we stood up; Aegis reached across to Grue. "It'll be good having you guys in the Wards," he stated. "I mean it."
Grue shook his hand. "It should be interesting, all right," he agreed.
I rounded the table and shook Renick's hand, and Piggot's as well. "Thank you for doing this," I told her.
"Thank you for helping keep order," she replied. "I suspect it could have gone a lot worse, otherwise." Her gaze narrowed. "I just hope I'm not going to regret this in days to come."
"Look at it this way," I suggested. "When they cause problems, you'll know exactly where to get hold of them."
She tilted her head slightly. "You're right. That improves matters. Not totally, but just a little." A pause, while she looked at me appraisingly. "You're an aggravating man, but at least you're trying to
solve problems, not
create them."
"Which reminds me," I told her. "Spread the word. Friday night. Everyone you've managed to gather. Here instead of my place. I'm going to up the ante a little. Tell people some more of what's going on."
Her eyes opened a little wider. "More?"
"More." My voice was firm.
She nodded, decisively. "What time?"
"It'll start once we're all here," I told her. "There's a precog, remember?"
"Understood. I'll be here."
"Good. Bring Lung and Bakuda."
She blinked. "You have to be
fucking kidding."
"Nope. Bring 'em. It's time they understood what's really going on."
"I just hope it doesn't blow up in your face."
"So do I," I told her soberly. "So do I."
=///=
Aegis and I escorted the Undersiders down in the elevator. Bitch was silent, but it was a thoughtful silence rather than her usual glowering near-rage. Aisha looked sullen, but Lisa couldn't stop grinning. Regent and Grue were as impassive as ever.
In the lobby, we reclaimed our weapons; I checked the Glock and put it away, and slid the pocket knife into my back pocket. As Lisa put her own pistol away, I leaned close to her. "Friday night. Meet me here. Sierra Tango Whiskey business."
She raised an eyebrow. "What time?"
I grinned. "You'll figure it out."
As we crossed the lobby, Aisha burst out, "I can't
believe you're gonna make me go to school!"
"Hey," I told her. "Trust me. An education is something you should not miss out on."
"Says the security guard," she retorted.
"Hey," Grue told her, swatting her lightly on the head. "Respect the man who saved your life."
"Yeah, sorry," she mumbled. "But you aren't much of an example of higher education."
"I passed year twelve," I told her. "If I'd been better at studying, I'd probably be doing something different, more profitable. Or maybe not. It's all about giving yourself more opportunities. Slack off at school, your opportunities will probably boil down to 'do you want fries with that?'."
"Or, you know, being a kickass supervillain," she pointed out.
"Who knows shit-all about maths," I replied. "How are you at percentages and basic math?"
"Uh, not so great," she admitted.
I grinned. "Well, if you really want to be a kickass supervillain, it's easier with math skills. Just saying."
She wrinkled her nose. "But
school … "
I shrugged heartlessly. "You want to get somewhere in life, you gotta put in the hard yards."
The guard opened the doors, and they trooped out; Grue paused to shake my hand. "Thanks."
"You're welcome. I look forward to seeing how you get on."
A nod, and he turned and strode out through the closing doors. As they slid shut, I heard Aisha's wail one more time.
"
School … "
End of Chapter Forty-Five
Chapter Forty-Six