Selling (Somewhat) Magic Goods in Arknights

[WillowFriend]

Yeah, those gangbangers are likely going to be lucky to be alive once every patron of the cart that they just attacked are done venting out their anger at them.

 

[Krein]

Police: "We will do literally anything to make you stay"
Arno: "There's too much organized crime for me to stomach."
Police: "Boy, do we love cafeteria food!'

Not fair, still funny.

 

[aokway]

We are reaching "angry old Mexican lady" of consequences
We are meters away from people organizing witch hunts to get these guys
Crime rate is gonna see a few month's long 30% drop, simply because the criminals may have been connected to the "happy fun time ruiner, ender's of the good meals" alliance (not the actual name but damn it caught on quick after a currier said it while staring at a "digestible" food bar)

 

[Paracsus]

We are reaching "angry old Mexican lady" of consequences
We are meters away from people organizing witch hunts to get these guys
Crime rate is gonna see a few month's long 30% drop, simply because the criminals may have been connected to the "happy fun time ruiner, ender's of the good meals" alliance (not the actual name but damn it caught on quick after a currier said it while staring at a "digestible" food bar)

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Just like how the Long Schlong of the Law comes unlubricated,

The People's Chancla shall come with no warning, nor quarter.

 

[Despacitoleo]

MC NOOOOOOO ASK THE CART FOR HELP TO MURDERIZE THEM AHHHHHHH THE BENTOS, THE CANDY, THE INNOCENT CHILD NOOOOOO.

 

[Tenno]

The Calls Continue

Meanwhile, at the 13th Precinct Community Liaison Office…

The call was on loudspeaker.

The moment Arno uttered the word "cancellation", the entire open-plan office froze.

Officer Han's eyes widened. "Wait— he wants to what?"

A senior sergeant at the next desk nearly dropped his coffee. "No, no, no! Tell him we can increase patrols! Double them!"

Another officer, a young woman who visited the cart almost every morning, stood up so fast her chair rolled backward. "He can't leave! His coffee and bread are the only things that get me through the night shift!"

The gaggle of officers began to pace in their cubicles nervously. Some have even begun counting their money, most likely planning to head over during the next lunch break to hoard some food.

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Poor officers, they're going to suffer through one hell of a withdrawal when Arno leaves. And poor lin's already feeling it, with her going full bulldozer on arnos "competition".Also, congrats on finishing your internship man.

 

[Paracsus]

Poor officers, they're going to suffer through one hell of a withdrawal when Arno leaves. And poor lin's already feeling it, with her going full bulldozer on arnos "competition".Also, congrats on finishing your internship man.

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Thanks bud