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Any, chance for a full story based on this? Welcome to Nightvale is always fun. Maybe the Smiling God is running around somewhere.The careless use of language can lead to miscommunication. Miscommunication has led to the current world we exist in. Good Morning Fatherland! This is your favorite radio host Second Lieutenant Tanya Degurechaff fresh from the battlefield. Our neighbors to the north decided to trespass onto Imperial land and we responded aggressively to remove this blatant violation of immigration laws. Not a single one of them went through the proper channels to obtain a Visa, can you believe that dear listeners?
And I was right there in the middle of it all, an adorable nine year old just floating in the air observing everything like I was supposed to when some big grown men came at me to touch me in inappropriate ways. Mostly by filling me full of holes and lead. As I was unarmed due to being too small to carry the radio equipment and a rifle, I requested to retreat and was denied. I was told to instead hold off the enemy until reinforcements could arrive in approximately five minutes. Not sure what they expected me to do to delay them, maybe a little song and dance? Whatever it was, they never bothered telling me so I went in close and did the best I could.
I ended up blowing myself up. Don't worry dear listeners, I'm still alive. It'll take more than one suicidal explosion to take me out. From what management has informed me, I took out six of the illegal aliens and my reward is some pretty jewelry and assignment to a research facility. I should have the inside scoop on all sorts of upcoming tech we will be rolling out shortly.
In other news, have any of you noticed the moon? Not the big one, but the second smaller one with the glowing red eyes and big friendly grin. Where did it come from? What are its plans for us? Should we prepare to fight in space?
And now for the Children's Fun Fact Science Corner!
Time is an artificial construct of human making. It dilates due to speed and gravity with no truly subjective point of reference. With enough speed and gravity it is possible to return to the our youthful past and tell our younger self that it is incredibly rude to tell a child to die for a momentary distraction of an enemy force.
That was the Children's Fun Fact Science Corner!
I just received a message from management. It is a reminder from the Kaiser's secret police, you know those sharply dressed people with a bleeding hole where their eyes should be. The message is: The Hierarchy of Angels is privileged information and only to be shared on a need to know basis. I for one fully agree with this decision as knowing who is in control of those awful things is not important when doing pest control. Remember audience, meet an Angel, kill and Angel.
And now, I take you to The Weather.
https://youtu.be/3qFzDGnQ-Tg
With that my dear listeners, it is time for this show to come to an end. I hope you had a wonderful time with me today. Stay tuned for an hour of quiet contemplation interrupted by the quiet sobs of a frightened woman in the room next door. Farewell Fatherland. Farewell.
Think you meant objective but thank you for tea time.Time is an artificial construct of human making. It dilates due to speed and gravity with no truly subjective point of reference.
OP isn't smoking anything. It's a welcome to night vale cross. Reality is just that weird in the night vale verse.
OP isn't smoking anything. It's a welcome to night vale cross. Reality is just that weird in the night vale verse.
It is a show that is ten years old, so a lot of content to enjoy.Well shit. What the fuck was that? I think I need more eyes on my brain to follow.
More seriously thanks for clarifying and sharing, that was crazy and I'll be listening to more.
April Fools!
I have a plan for a full story, but I don't know if I will actually get around to writing it.Any, chance for a full story based on this? Welcome to Nightvale is always fun. Maybe the Smiling God is running around somewhere.
Would it matter considering how odd Nightvale is?
OP isn't smoking anything. It's a welcome to night vale cross. Reality is just that weird in the night vale verse.
Puppets are always magical.Thank you for the chapter!
Are the puppets magical (like voodoo dolls) or just something Lily does for fun?
I'm liking this kind of idea as a compromise. I've already passed it onto the artist.If you still want it distinctive, maybe have hat but it's pushed and falling off to the right exposing her Ahoge? Like it was blown away. Keeping the witchy vibe but also keeping the Tanya look
That reminds me. I ended up cutting a section of the next chapter that was entirely Lily. Give me a moment and I'll post the bit.