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Wtf? Is this koffing old as dirt that he lived in hisui and reached modern day Pokémon world?Been a long time since some young whippersnappers broke into my home to threaten my friends. Why, the last time this happened? My trainer had just left on a boat for some newfangled frozen wilderness that would later come to be known as Hisui
Hey guys, did you know that the average human body consists of approximately sixty percent water by volume? Why does that matter?
Our friendly neighborhood absol: Why do I suddenly feel like smacking a grass-type?That sounds like a villain straight out of a Saturday morning cartoon. Well, at least it's not our problem?
"Sussus amoongus-"
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Damn that was brutal. Law approved too!"Room."
Trick Room was one of the more esoteric Moves Absol had come across. Within its boundaries, the standard laws of physics took a back seat to his desires. By default, fast became slow and slow become fast, but this could be modified to affect any number of variables, location being an obvious one.
"Shambles."
Absol switched places with the Captain right as Machamp swung. Instead of hitting Absol in the back of the head, Machamp's fist pierced straight through his trainer's heart, killing him instantly. Eyes widening in rage and disbelief, Machamp spun to face Absol again, immediately receiving a face full of Spore for his troubles. Absol casually advanced, horn meeting Machamp's neck as the latter fell and beheading him before he even hit the floor.
"The Indigo League must have been pretty weak forty years ago. Guess not everyone can be Samuel Oak."
Respect +Did he just imagine it, or did Dialga and Palkia really pause in their contest for a single moment, and give him a respectful nod each? I suppose I'll have to ask them myself, the next time we meet.
And the plot thicken... TFTC! Glad Jirachi will finally be freed , always found his story tragic"It took a bit of doing," Jirachi conceded. "A few favors for Celebi, to drop off my crystals disguised as TMs, and a Zoroark to concoct that ridiculous story of a Smeargle sketching Doom Desire, all to get my creations into the right hands. As for what I need you to do? Well, its like this…"
"It took a bit of doing," Jirachi conceded. "A few favors for Celebi, to drop off my crystals disguised as TMs, and a Zoroark to concoct that ridiculous story of a Smeargle sketching Doom Desire, all to get my creations into the right hands. As for what I need you to do? Well, its like this…"
And thus instead of shortening her life. She is now forever stuck in the body of a what...11 year old? 13 ? I forgot how old she is.
Basically, she's been Ash'd.
Palkia and Dialga are brawling and wrecking the house while daddy Arceus is holed up in the attic.Especially at his brothers constantly fighting and fucking up the world as a side effect.