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Subject: Uber and Leet
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Hax
Hax (Verified Cape)
Replied on January 18, 2011:
I just didn't like the idea of someone being kidnapped like that. So I got the guys and we did something about it.
Answer Key
Replied on January 18, 2011:
Okay, that's pretty cool. What I want to know is, how you scored a Verified Cape tag. I thought the mods were pretty leery about handing those out to villains.
Hi Hax!
First thing I should say is that I owe you so much for kicking Coil's ass and dropping off said ass to the PRT. I literally can not thank you enough.
I'd like to talk with you some more. Better to do it somewhere more secure, though.
Tattletale: Hi Hax! Thanks for dealing with Coil.
Hax: Hello. And you're welcome, I guess. But ... at the risk of sounding a bit new to the game, I have no idea who you are, or why you should be thanking us.
Tattletale: Right. Well, as the name says, I'm Tattletale. I'm with the Undersiders. Coil had us formed to do jobs that he didn't want to be publicly connected with. And by the way, I'd like to apologise in advance for Regent. We didn't know he was doing that.
Hax: Jobs he didn't want to be connected to? Like kidnapping teenage girls?
Tattletale: Yeah, that and other things. But just so you know, most of us weren't in on that. And I wouldn't have agreed to it if he had raised it. Coil's a total bastard, and I never liked him. Not least because I was forced to join the group more or less at gunpoint.
That said, just so you know, I do know that you're really Taylor Hebert.
Hax: You're wrong. I helped rescue her.
Tattletale: Which was a really good trick. But don't worry. I'm not going to tell anyone. Seriously, after what you did to Coil, I'd be an idiot to out you, or even try to blackmail you, even if I wanted to, which I don't. This is an offer of friendship.
Hax: Friendship. After what Regent pulled, I'm not sure that's possible. What grounds could we have for friendship?
Tattletale: You don't have to worry about Regent. I'll have Grue hold him while you kick him in the nuts, if you want.
Hax: Believe me, I won't need anyone's help to kick him in the nuts if I see him again. But I'm pretty sure that this isn't about my hurt feelings. I'd be happy to leave this all behind me, if I could be sure that it would stay behind me. Why are you trying to push a connection between us?
Tattletale: Because I doubt very much that you have any friends other than Ü&L, which means that you've got no teenage friends at all. And teens need friends of their own age. It's a peer group thing. Especially for teen supervillains. We can get together to go shopping, and talk about our powers, and I can beg you for a photo of me posing with Armsmaster.
Hax: My powers are my business, sorry. I'm not going to talk about them with you or anyone else.
Tattletale: That's okay. I'm pretty sure that you've scored a Trump ability, to mimic the powers of nearby capes. Not certain if you can mix and match, or just do one cape at a time, but I suspect it's the latter. So of course you join Über and L33t, where you can maximise your potential. Kudos for that. Your power armour is pretty cool; I'm guessing you've got some sort of appearance alteration tech on the outside.
Hax: Wow. You're pretty much the know it all, aren't you?
Tattletale: Not necessarily. I'm still trying to figure out how you manage to be in two places at once.
Tattletale: I've narrowed it down to a device that lets you do a physical projection of yourself, a minion who can run the power armour while you've been abducted, or some sort of robot body double.
Hax: Cute guesses, but no cookie. And you really don't think that this is making me any more likely to be your friend, do you?
Tattletale: I'm not really sure which one it is, but don't worry, I'm not going to blab. Just by the way, Armsmaster's been stood down as leader of local Protectorate until he does some retraining in how to handle the public.
Hax: How do you even know that?
Tattletale: I kind of hacked the PRT servers, and they've got some pretty interesting directives about you. Put simply, they have no idea what to think about you, especially after you just managed to rescue yourself and capture Coil.
Hax: Which was the basic intention, yes.
Tattletale: So anyway, I was wondering if you and the guys would like to get together with us and talk about doing some jobs in tandem; we're kind of lacking a boss right now, and so our safety net is gone.
Hax: Please tell me you're pulling my leg.
Tattletale: Not in the slightest. I mean, I know that Ü&L used to be known as losers, but … man, not any more. Not since you joined up. I'm not saying we want to join you guys or anything, but it would kind of rock to have some Hax-type backup on a job.
Anyway, you know where to reach me.
Tt.
Tattletale has logged out.
Hax: So that's the plan. You good with that? Suggestions and criticisms welcome.
Tattletale: Damn. That'll work, all right. Don't know that it's exactly what I'd do, but it's close enough. One question: how did you know that Grue can fight?
Hax: The way he moves.
Tattletale: … so you've been watching him move, huh? < smirk >
Hax: Shush you.
Tattletale: Hahahaha. Yeah, good plan. Let's do this thing.
Hax: Just what I wanted to hear.
Tattletale: Excellent. See you when I see you.
Tt.
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♦Topic: Kaiju Fight!
In: Boards ► Brockton Bay ► Cape Doings ► Villains ► Pwnage ► Hax
BrickFrog (Original Poster)
Posted on January 29, 2011:
If you haven't seen the latest Pwnage video, go there NOW and watch it. Holy frikkin' crap. Full. On. Kaiju. Battle.
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Bagrat (The Guy In The Know) (Veteran Member)
Replied on January 29, 2011:
No, it's not CGI. No, it's not doctored. My contacts in the PRT assure me that it's clean.
CapeFollower (Cape Groupie)
Replied on January 29, 2011:
Is it just me, or is that basically Godzilla vs Mecha-Godzilla? With Lung playing the mecha? Because, you know, metal.
XxVoid_CowboyxX
Replied on January 29, 2011:
But the dragon-thing *grows* in the course of the fight. How does that even work? It's gotta be CGI shenanigans or something.
Bagrat (The Guy In The Know) (Veteran Member)
Replied on January 29, 2011:
The best guess is some kind of adaptive armor. How that works? No clue.
ICanHazKitty
Replied on January 29, 2011:
Oh crap, there goes the east coast. Time to move to Earth Aleph. Are they taking immigration?
Lurker (The Guy In The Know) (Veteran Member)
Replied on January 29, 2011:
Nope. I've been checking online. There's a few phone videos up, nothing to the quality of the Pwnage stuff, but it verifies the video.
CapeFollower (Cape Groupie)
Replied on January 29, 2011:
Whaddaya mean, move? That was the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. Especially the face-plant. Hax, I don't know who you are, but I love you.
Keenblade
Replied on January 29, 2011:
Adaptive armor? How does that even work?
ArcticWolf (Veteran Member) (Cape Groupie)
Replied on January 29, 2011:
Well, she's obviously doing *something* to mimic his powers. Maybe she's rigged her armour for Trump powers.
Clockblocker (Verified Cape) (Wards ENE)
Replied on January 29, 2011:
Frickin' Tinkers. And I say that with the full knowledge that Kid Win is standing beside me.
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OverTheTop
Replied on January 29, 2011:
Is it just me, or did Hax just out-Lung Lung? Rage dragon 1.0, meet rage dragon 2.0.
Hodor
Replied on January 29, 2011:
I, for one, welcome our new draconic overlord. No, not Lung.
RingworldEngineer (Veteran Member)
Replied on January 29, 2011:
I have to wonder. If she managed to rig her armor to copy Lung's power, could she do it with someone else? Say, any member of the Triumvirate?
XxVoid_CowboyxX
Replied on January 29, 2011:
I'm not so sure that this video even shows Hax turning into a dragon. Inside the casino, she's wearing Halo armor. Then outside, she's apparently a dragon. What if U&L have *two* new members? One who's a Tinker and one who's a Trump? And they share the name Hax?
BrickFrog (Original Poster)
Replied on January 29, 2011:
Yeah, that 'draconic overlord' stuff? Normally, I'd consider that a joke. After seeing that video? Not so much. Hax, please don't hurt us.
Lurker (The Guy In The Know) (Veteran Member)
Replied on January 29, 2011:
Okay then, which one was it who took part in the armored car robbery? Because witnesses place only one other cape there.
XxVoid_CowboyxX
Replied on January 29, 2011:
The power armor one, of course.
Viking185 (Temp-banned)
Replied on January 29, 2011:
All I can say is that it's good to see the slant put in his place. Hax, you're all right in my book.
Me neither. I rubbed at my eyes. What is it with people?Tin_Mother (Moderator)End of Page. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 ... 43 , 44, 45
Replied on January 29, 2011:
And that just earned you a temp ban, Viking185. No racially inflammatory posts, thank you very much.
BrickFrog
Replied on January 29, 2011:
Pretty sure she fought him because he attacked her and her crew. Of course, he *lost* because she's awesome.
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CapeFollower (Cape Groupie)
Replied on January 29, 2011:
Yeah, I'd cheer just as hard if she went all Smaug on Kaiser's steel-plated ass.
TrixieBell45 (Cape Groupie)
Replied on January 29, 2011:
Oh wow, oh wow. I must have watched that clip ten times. How awesome was it when Hax pushed Lung's face into the dirt?
ArcticWolf (The Guy In The Know) (Power Guru)
Replied on January 29, 2011:
Interesting thing to note. A couple of times during the fight, when Lung hit Hax particularly hard, there was just a flicker. I'm thinking some sort of hard-light cover?
MinionNumber21 (Verified PRT Agent)
Replied on January 29, 2011:
It has been verified that Hax was indeed the cape who fought Lung. She was wearing power armor that sports some kind of image alteration. Note that she did not do this at the instigation of the PRT, but during the commission of a crime. Both Lung and Hax remain at large.
PrettyBoy54
Replied on January 29, 2011:
Not really a fan of Hax, but Lung really needed to be taken down a peg or ten, so there's that.
Aegis (Verified Cape) (Wards ENE)
Replied on January 29, 2011:
Vista and I have already tangled with her once before. Even without the power armor, she's scary good. With it ... well, we saw what she did to Lung.
GandalfWasRight
Replied on January 29, 2011:
So that's what a dragon mating ritual looks like ....
ArcticWolf (The Guy In The Know) (Power Guru)
Replied on January 29, 2011:
Okay, now that's an image I can't unsee.
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Replied on January 29, 2011:
So I'm wondering, does Hax take requests? Because I wouldn't cry at all if my place of work got flattened. When I wasn't there, preferably.
Miss_Militia (Verified Cape) (Protectorate ENE) (Veteran Member)
Replied on January 29, 2011:
Please don't discuss potentially criminal acts on these boards. Citizens are warned that Hax is a known supervillain and should not be approached if seen in public.
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GloryGirl (Verified Cape) (Cape Daughter) (New Wave)
Replied on January 29, 2011:
I have to say, she was pretty professional about it when she took me down. Even left me in the recovery position.
JudgeFargo
Replied on January 29, 2011:
So does this end the effective neutrality of Uber and Leet as far as being villains goes? Up until now, they haven't targeted fellow villains.
Fraggadelic
Replied on January 29, 2011:
Lung says: "Hax OP. Pls nerf."
Scattershot
Replied on January 29, 2011:
That fight needs to be set to music. Preferably something in death metal.
PopRocksAndCola (Veteran Member)
Replied on January 29, 2011:
Huh. Usually by now, we'd be seeing AllSeeingEye making some pithy comments that cut right to the heart of the matter. What's the matter, did the fight knock your power out of commission?
David673
Replied on January 29, 2011:
This is getting out of hand. Now there's two of them.
Lurker (The Guy In The Know) (Veteran Member)
Replied on January 29, 2011:
Maybe we should invite Dragon to Brockton Bay so we can have the set.
OctoKing
Replied on January 29, 2011:
Well, one thing's for certain. Lung is gonna be PISSED.