Mr Zoat
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1st January 2013
20:42 GMT
The stars… Move, the universe 'above' and 'below' the system's orbital plane emptying of light sources while the rim becomes far brighter. I… Don't even want to think about the sort of gravity manipulation they've had to do to make that happen.
"Very pretty."
On the off-chance, I try warping space. I can manage a little, but the feedback I'm getting from my ring makes space-time feel unusually… Sticky. Which means that my second favourite form of faster than light travel is effectively unavailable unless I feel like trying to override their generator… Which could actually be outside of the system.
"I look forward to the day when we can do this to your home system."
"My home system?"
"Yes. Why, did you think we would grant it clemency?"
I try transitioning a test object, and… It works, but that system is dramatically slower than warping. Flying in normal space would make me deal with relativity and relativity is no fun at all. Honestly, when I imagine trying to get around Universe Prime with FTL probably being impossible I actually shudder.
"Tell you what. If you abandon your attack here, I'll take you there right now. I'll even escort your troops to the surface and do absolutely nothing to them."
"So you are a deviant even amongst your own kind."
A sternguard element of their fleet… Rotates with impressive speed to face me. They don't actually move in my direction, but their heaviest armour and main weapons are now pointing in my general direction while their existing momentum carries them along towards Karrakan.
"Oh, Earth. Did you know that we gained powered flight technology a hundred and ten years ago? Sixty six years later we had rockets capable of taking us to our moon. Giant moon. Whenever I stand on another planet and someone describes the moonrise as 'beautiful' I always end up squinting. 'That tiny thing?'"
Ring, cold gun.
Compliance.
Big cold gun.
Compliance.
"We've got hundreds of gods no one even worships because they're so common, humans with bodies made of mud, AIs that run on electromagnetic tape reels… A few weeks ago I had to fly through a pocket universe made of fragments of dreams. I call it 'hard mode' sometimes because I know of exactly no other planets that have the same range of madness that we have to deal with."
"Fascinating. Please, keep talking. This is helping me build a far more accurate psychological profile."
"And about ten years ago, a man with no higher education invented a gun that can reduce anything its beam hits to zero-"
Fire.
Compliance.
"-degrees Kelvin. Completely arrests molecular vibrations. How good's the thermal insulation on those ships?"
Okay, so don't point it at the star, unless it's a star no one's using and Leonard needs an ego boost. We're all in the inner part of the system but the beam won't hit anything for five minutes or so-
Realistic space combat sucks.
-unless… I focus on our desire and the desire of all within N.E.M.O. to strike at the Reach… No, let us draw upon the desires of species long since extinguished as well and add that to our force!
"I suppose that we'll find out in five minutes."
"Maybe."
Space wobbles like a rubber sheet, snapping back almost immediately. But the distortion carries with it a beam of max-strength cold ray, partially concealed by the ongoing beam I'm firing in the direction of those ships. No beam attenuation makes this a far better weapon for long-ranged sniping than a laser.
I watch as the Reach fleet manoeuvres, using gravity manipulation to shift a little at right angles to their main angle of thrust. Plenty to make sure that they're not on the same trajectory five minutes from now that they were when I fired. The sternguard do something-
My pulse hits the largest ship in the sternguard.
-similar, manoeuvring but not moving as far due to their lower speed.
Not that it matters.
The ship I hit tremors, but it keeps moving and manoeuvring. Maybe it-.
The hull cracks, a dozen rents appearing in the frontal armour and atmosphere venting from all of them. Usually there would be emergency force field or -given that this is the Reach- reactive armour automatically patching small holes. But it looks like those systems also just got wrecked by absolute zero and can't function. The ship isn't dead-dead, but it's severely-
"That's interesting."
-impaired in its functioning. I think I got about half of its frontal weapons, though the dorsal, ventral and side weapons are completely fine.
"Glad that you liked it."
"But can you do it again?"
"No, that's completely impossible."
We do it again, aiming at the next ship in line, predicting based on observed to-target time and manoeuvring pattern.
"Excuse me."
Ring, drop channel and try contacting the Ascendants in charge of those ships.
Compliance. Channel open.
"This is the Illustres of the Orange Lantern Corps. Please respond."
"Illustres! It is good to hear from you."
"Ascendant Thiva. Well done for still being alive. Any idea why the Reach are coming here?"
"This is the Reach? Their ships are different from our records."
"This is one of their inner sphere fleets. They use them to defend their core systems. People don't usually see them. Consider yourself honoured."
"It is an honour I would gladly pass. As to why they are here, we are evacuating the remains of Grandmother Rhea to be interred in New Orthys. We were going to finally abandon the system after that."
"Do you have them on board?"
"Yes."
"Can you make it to the edge of the system? Without being overhauled?"
"Perhaps."
"Try it. I don't think we've got the force here to defeat them in conventional fleet combat. Did you send an alert out?"
"Yes but… The system… Can they get in?"
Given how boom tubes work, probably not using those.
"We'll have to assume that we're it for now. What can the Ascendants you have on board do?"
20:42 GMT
The stars… Move, the universe 'above' and 'below' the system's orbital plane emptying of light sources while the rim becomes far brighter. I… Don't even want to think about the sort of gravity manipulation they've had to do to make that happen.
"Very pretty."
On the off-chance, I try warping space. I can manage a little, but the feedback I'm getting from my ring makes space-time feel unusually… Sticky. Which means that my second favourite form of faster than light travel is effectively unavailable unless I feel like trying to override their generator… Which could actually be outside of the system.
"I look forward to the day when we can do this to your home system."
"My home system?"
"Yes. Why, did you think we would grant it clemency?"
I try transitioning a test object, and… It works, but that system is dramatically slower than warping. Flying in normal space would make me deal with relativity and relativity is no fun at all. Honestly, when I imagine trying to get around Universe Prime with FTL probably being impossible I actually shudder.
"Tell you what. If you abandon your attack here, I'll take you there right now. I'll even escort your troops to the surface and do absolutely nothing to them."
"So you are a deviant even amongst your own kind."
A sternguard element of their fleet… Rotates with impressive speed to face me. They don't actually move in my direction, but their heaviest armour and main weapons are now pointing in my general direction while their existing momentum carries them along towards Karrakan.
"Oh, Earth. Did you know that we gained powered flight technology a hundred and ten years ago? Sixty six years later we had rockets capable of taking us to our moon. Giant moon. Whenever I stand on another planet and someone describes the moonrise as 'beautiful' I always end up squinting. 'That tiny thing?'"
Ring, cold gun.
Compliance.
Big cold gun.
Compliance.
"We've got hundreds of gods no one even worships because they're so common, humans with bodies made of mud, AIs that run on electromagnetic tape reels… A few weeks ago I had to fly through a pocket universe made of fragments of dreams. I call it 'hard mode' sometimes because I know of exactly no other planets that have the same range of madness that we have to deal with."
"Fascinating. Please, keep talking. This is helping me build a far more accurate psychological profile."
"And about ten years ago, a man with no higher education invented a gun that can reduce anything its beam hits to zero-"
Fire.
Compliance.
"-degrees Kelvin. Completely arrests molecular vibrations. How good's the thermal insulation on those ships?"
Okay, so don't point it at the star, unless it's a star no one's using and Leonard needs an ego boost. We're all in the inner part of the system but the beam won't hit anything for five minutes or so-
Realistic space combat sucks.
-unless… I focus on our desire and the desire of all within N.E.M.O. to strike at the Reach… No, let us draw upon the desires of species long since extinguished as well and add that to our force!
"I suppose that we'll find out in five minutes."
"Maybe."
Space wobbles like a rubber sheet, snapping back almost immediately. But the distortion carries with it a beam of max-strength cold ray, partially concealed by the ongoing beam I'm firing in the direction of those ships. No beam attenuation makes this a far better weapon for long-ranged sniping than a laser.
I watch as the Reach fleet manoeuvres, using gravity manipulation to shift a little at right angles to their main angle of thrust. Plenty to make sure that they're not on the same trajectory five minutes from now that they were when I fired. The sternguard do something-
My pulse hits the largest ship in the sternguard.
-similar, manoeuvring but not moving as far due to their lower speed.
Not that it matters.
The ship I hit tremors, but it keeps moving and manoeuvring. Maybe it-.
The hull cracks, a dozen rents appearing in the frontal armour and atmosphere venting from all of them. Usually there would be emergency force field or -given that this is the Reach- reactive armour automatically patching small holes. But it looks like those systems also just got wrecked by absolute zero and can't function. The ship isn't dead-dead, but it's severely-
"That's interesting."
-impaired in its functioning. I think I got about half of its frontal weapons, though the dorsal, ventral and side weapons are completely fine.
"Glad that you liked it."
"But can you do it again?"
"No, that's completely impossible."
We do it again, aiming at the next ship in line, predicting based on observed to-target time and manoeuvring pattern.
"Excuse me."
Ring, drop channel and try contacting the Ascendants in charge of those ships.
Compliance. Channel open.
"This is the Illustres of the Orange Lantern Corps. Please respond."
"Illustres! It is good to hear from you."
"Ascendant Thiva. Well done for still being alive. Any idea why the Reach are coming here?"
"This is the Reach? Their ships are different from our records."
"This is one of their inner sphere fleets. They use them to defend their core systems. People don't usually see them. Consider yourself honoured."
"It is an honour I would gladly pass. As to why they are here, we are evacuating the remains of Grandmother Rhea to be interred in New Orthys. We were going to finally abandon the system after that."
"Do you have them on board?"
"Yes."
"Can you make it to the edge of the system? Without being overhauled?"
"Perhaps."
"Try it. I don't think we've got the force here to defeat them in conventional fleet combat. Did you send an alert out?"
"Yes but… The system… Can they get in?"
Given how boom tubes work, probably not using those.
"We'll have to assume that we're it for now. What can the Ascendants you have on board do?"
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