Mr Zoat
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8th February 1992
23:43 GMT +3
Ororo looks up as I approach, standing watch over the floodlight-lit beach. People appear to have mostly tried to get back to their holiday. A quick scan shows that most of the staff have been allowed to return to work… Well, it's not like this was a democracy. Either they didn't have any say on what was going on, or they're intelligent enough to know which way the wind has already blown.
I smile as a group of parents try to keep their curious adolescent offspring away from the remains of a crashed robot.
"Things settled down here?"
"Yes, though we have failed to make any progress on deciding what to do with the nation."
"Is that really our job?" I shrug. "We can ferry home everyone who wants to leave and… Hand over everyone in the government who thought that slavery was a good idea to the Hague or something, but beyond that… Is it our job to impose a particular government on Genosha?"
"It is not. But there are risks which come with overthrowing a government, and I would spare these people its consequences."
"Oh, I know. They don't actually teach us about The Partition of India in British schools, but they probably should." Oh. "Um, funny thing…"
"From the way you are expressing yourself, I suspect that it is not."
"Have I ever told you that you speak really good English? Especially considering your background."
"I think that it would be better if you told me your concern."
"I bumped into Magneto and told him about Genosha. Honestly, he seemed more worried about the fact that he had two children he didn't know about, but… He might end up heading this way."
"And he will do to the unpowered humans what they did to the mutants."
"Not necessarily. There's far less advantage in enslaving baseline humans than there is in enslaving humans with powers. And… It's not like Genosha has been settled all that long. He wouldn't be kicking people out of their ancestral homeland or anything."
"In the future, please avoid passing information about our missions to our enemies."
I nod. "Will do."
She smiles faintly. "In your travels, were you able to find the courage to propose to Rogue?"
"Courage wasn't exactly the problem. But Scott helped me see that I was overthinking it. Do you know where Anne-Marie is?"
"I believe that she has retired for the evening."
…
"Okay, so, I'm not a woman-."
"Please do not ask me for relationship advice."
Yeah, she's right. If she didn't want to wait six months then she's not going to worry about making a decision fully awake. I can-.
Ororo sighs.
"Um, if you want relationship advice from me-?"
"I do not. My powers are tied to my emotional state. Becoming attached to anyone in such a way would put all those around me in dire peril."
"Seriously, your English is amazing. If the superhero things doesn't work out, you should consider qualifying as an English teacher. But I also think that living without attachment is a half-life, and that it's probably something you could learn to adapt to."
"Thank you, but I do not believe that it is worth the risk."
"Becoming a teacher isn't that hard."
I keep a straight face as she stares at me, unamused. I'd make a reference to the Jedi, but Phantom Menace doesn't exist yet so the whole 'no attachments' thing hasn't entered the public consciousness, if it's even a thing at all in canon yet. I don't remember Luke Skywalker hesitating to engage in romance in the old Star Wars novels I read.
"I'll leave you to it. Excuse me."
"Your shift begins in twenty minutes."
I stop in the air, wincing. I mean, fair enough, this is still a mission, but… "What would it take for you to make that an hour?"
"You would have to find another member of the X-Men to provide you with cover."
Hah! Joke's on her. Hopefully. Ring, is Cable still around?
Location available.
Because I definitely saw an 'X' on his costume, and even if he only inherited it from his father I'm pretty sure he'd be willing to help. I-.
Actually, ring? Don't make me appear right next to him.
Compliance.
I appear… Near the prison where they're holding the high value prisoners. Cable-. He's below me, moving his binoculars up to see what the glowing orange thing above him is. I wave down, lowering myself slowly towards him so that he can object or leave if he doesn't want to talk.
He lowers his binoculars and picks up his gun, but he doesn't actually point it at me as I drop to his level.
"What?"
"Cable, X-Man from the future. Needed a break from fighting Apocalypse?"
His eyes narrow. "Something like that. How do you know me?"
"Parallel universe thing. Look, I need an X-Man to police the beach, and-" I point to his collar. "-you count. Help me out and I'll help you out."
He snarls as he looks towards the prison. "This place reminds me of Apocalypse's breeding pens. Every one of them deserves to die."
"People seldom get what they deserve. I'm afraid that they'll probably just get life imprisonment. Also, none of them are going to be in a position to hurt anyone else ever again."
"And you'll owe me."
"I can introduce you to your father's younger self. I haven't tested myself against someone in Apocalypse's weight class before, but I think I can make myself useful. If that's what you want. Food and equipment, to transport back to the future?"
He considers, then nods. "I can do guard duty. But don't tell my father about me. I don't want to erase myself from time."
I nod as I send out filaments. "Transporting now."
We appear on the beach, and I detach my filaments from Cable before flying back to… Her original room. She didn't move, because her stuff was already in here. I land on the balcony and walk into the room.
"Anne-Marie?"
"Uh?" The shape in the bed stirs. "Paul, hun? That you?"
"Yes."
Anne-Marie blinks, then yawns and stretches and my goodness, yes, those are magnificent breasts.
Right then.
I walk to the side of the bed, then kneel and hold out the rings. Her eyes widen and I hear a sharp intake of breath as she becomes very awake.
"I love you and wish to spend the rest of my life with you. Marry me."
8th February 1992
23:43 GMT +3
Ororo looks up as I approach, standing watch over the floodlight-lit beach. People appear to have mostly tried to get back to their holiday. A quick scan shows that most of the staff have been allowed to return to work… Well, it's not like this was a democracy. Either they didn't have any say on what was going on, or they're intelligent enough to know which way the wind has already blown.
I smile as a group of parents try to keep their curious adolescent offspring away from the remains of a crashed robot.
"Things settled down here?"
"Yes, though we have failed to make any progress on deciding what to do with the nation."
"Is that really our job?" I shrug. "We can ferry home everyone who wants to leave and… Hand over everyone in the government who thought that slavery was a good idea to the Hague or something, but beyond that… Is it our job to impose a particular government on Genosha?"
"It is not. But there are risks which come with overthrowing a government, and I would spare these people its consequences."
"Oh, I know. They don't actually teach us about The Partition of India in British schools, but they probably should." Oh. "Um, funny thing…"
"From the way you are expressing yourself, I suspect that it is not."
"Have I ever told you that you speak really good English? Especially considering your background."
"I think that it would be better if you told me your concern."
"I bumped into Magneto and told him about Genosha. Honestly, he seemed more worried about the fact that he had two children he didn't know about, but… He might end up heading this way."
"And he will do to the unpowered humans what they did to the mutants."
"Not necessarily. There's far less advantage in enslaving baseline humans than there is in enslaving humans with powers. And… It's not like Genosha has been settled all that long. He wouldn't be kicking people out of their ancestral homeland or anything."
"In the future, please avoid passing information about our missions to our enemies."
I nod. "Will do."
She smiles faintly. "In your travels, were you able to find the courage to propose to Rogue?"
"Courage wasn't exactly the problem. But Scott helped me see that I was overthinking it. Do you know where Anne-Marie is?"
"I believe that she has retired for the evening."
…
"Okay, so, I'm not a woman-."
"Please do not ask me for relationship advice."
Yeah, she's right. If she didn't want to wait six months then she's not going to worry about making a decision fully awake. I can-.
Ororo sighs.
"Um, if you want relationship advice from me-?"
"I do not. My powers are tied to my emotional state. Becoming attached to anyone in such a way would put all those around me in dire peril."
"Seriously, your English is amazing. If the superhero things doesn't work out, you should consider qualifying as an English teacher. But I also think that living without attachment is a half-life, and that it's probably something you could learn to adapt to."
"Thank you, but I do not believe that it is worth the risk."
"Becoming a teacher isn't that hard."
I keep a straight face as she stares at me, unamused. I'd make a reference to the Jedi, but Phantom Menace doesn't exist yet so the whole 'no attachments' thing hasn't entered the public consciousness, if it's even a thing at all in canon yet. I don't remember Luke Skywalker hesitating to engage in romance in the old Star Wars novels I read.
"I'll leave you to it. Excuse me."
"Your shift begins in twenty minutes."
I stop in the air, wincing. I mean, fair enough, this is still a mission, but… "What would it take for you to make that an hour?"
"You would have to find another member of the X-Men to provide you with cover."
Hah! Joke's on her. Hopefully. Ring, is Cable still around?
Location available.
Because I definitely saw an 'X' on his costume, and even if he only inherited it from his father I'm pretty sure he'd be willing to help. I-.
Actually, ring? Don't make me appear right next to him.
Compliance.
I appear… Near the prison where they're holding the high value prisoners. Cable-. He's below me, moving his binoculars up to see what the glowing orange thing above him is. I wave down, lowering myself slowly towards him so that he can object or leave if he doesn't want to talk.
He lowers his binoculars and picks up his gun, but he doesn't actually point it at me as I drop to his level.
"What?"
"Cable, X-Man from the future. Needed a break from fighting Apocalypse?"
His eyes narrow. "Something like that. How do you know me?"
"Parallel universe thing. Look, I need an X-Man to police the beach, and-" I point to his collar. "-you count. Help me out and I'll help you out."
He snarls as he looks towards the prison. "This place reminds me of Apocalypse's breeding pens. Every one of them deserves to die."
"People seldom get what they deserve. I'm afraid that they'll probably just get life imprisonment. Also, none of them are going to be in a position to hurt anyone else ever again."
"And you'll owe me."
"I can introduce you to your father's younger self. I haven't tested myself against someone in Apocalypse's weight class before, but I think I can make myself useful. If that's what you want. Food and equipment, to transport back to the future?"
He considers, then nods. "I can do guard duty. But don't tell my father about me. I don't want to erase myself from time."
I nod as I send out filaments. "Transporting now."
We appear on the beach, and I detach my filaments from Cable before flying back to… Her original room. She didn't move, because her stuff was already in here. I land on the balcony and walk into the room.
"Anne-Marie?"
"Uh?" The shape in the bed stirs. "Paul, hun? That you?"
"Yes."
Anne-Marie blinks, then yawns and stretches and my goodness, yes, those are magnificent breasts.
Right then.
I walk to the side of the bed, then kneel and hold out the rings. Her eyes widen and I hear a sharp intake of breath as she becomes very awake.
"I love you and wish to spend the rest of my life with you. Marry me."
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