Mighty Morphin' Lantern Rangers
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Mighty Morphin' Lantern Rangers
1st April 2012
09:17 GMT -5
Kaldur looks over the machinery which surrounds me, his eyes passing over the electronics with a cursory glance while lingering a little longer on the enchanted objects and arcane devices.
"Do you not think that this is a little extreme?"
"No."
"I understand that the visions you have had for the past two years are perhaps a little distracting, but you yourself have said that they have not harmed you in any way."
"One thing I learned from that mess with Krona. Parallel universes cause intersecting problems. I saw no sign that Ambush Bug was involved last year. None of the other versions of me I met at Vanishing Point admitted to experiencing anything like it. Which means that Ambush Bug might have done something to me that caused a lasting change to how I work. If so, that is a problem, because… Yes, a few visions one day a year isn't a problem, but if I don't-" Kaldur nods. "-know why it's happening, I don't know how to stop it if the visions start coming more often."
"And if this year none come?"
"Then… Great, it was probably something to do with Krona and I can stop worrying about it."
Kaldur smiles a smile which makes it clear to me that he's leaving me to my folly. "Then I will wish you the best of fortune."
"Thank you."
"Will you require someone to check in on you?"
"No, that's fine. People have been in close proximity to me both times this has happened-"
The world around me turns slightly, moments in time being interspersed with brief flickers of white like a projector reel.
"-and can you see that?"
//
Kaldur frowns at my alarm and
//
looks around. "I cannot see anything unusual."
//
He turns back to me. "Can you describe-?"
//
//
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The universe tilts and whirls and peels away and I'm sent flying and none of my time-wasting machines register anything unusual! There's a street, a road, American road signs, people running while a group of five brightly-costumed individuals fight a mob of grey humanoids and I'm flying or falling-.
/
Uhgh.
I land face-down on the asphalt-
"Oh dear. That wasn't supposed to happen."
-and push myself up, construct armour appearing around my body.
The alien looking at me in concern resembles some sort of uplifted chimpanzee. With… Wings and a monocle. His body... Looks like he's either been heavily bio-engineered or he's wearing organic armour, and he's looking at me like he thinks I'm about to explode.
The figure next to him is looking awkwardly at a large bottle in his right hand. His skin is blue, his head and most especially his jaw are far larger than the humanoid norms, while the rest of his body is squat and muscular. His clothing is… Weird. Baggy trousers with some sort of circular decoration, armoured helmet, boots, shoulder pads and breastplate. The teeth from his lower jaw protrude uselessly from his mouth in a way which puts me in mind of the designs I've seen of Japanese Oni masks.
"Ahhhh…" He tosses the bottle over his shoulder, and it smashes when it hits the ground. "Not my fault."
"Oh who else could it be? I gave you a simple task-."
"Excuse me, gentlemen."
They freeze, the shorter one looking directly at me for the first time.
"Oh… That's not good."
"Would one of you mind explaining what's happening?"
"Ah." The simian raises his right forefinger. "One question first."
"Okay?"
"Are you evil?"
"A.. completely honest answer to that question would be fairly complex. I have killed a lot of people-"
"Oh?"
"-and I don't feel any reluctance when my goal requires ruthless action-"
The monkey man nods. "Good, good."
"-but my goals are generally altruistic; I try to improve the lives of the people and.. society around me."
The blue-skinned one grimaces more, and the two of them look at each other.
"So really it depends on how you define evil."
They both return their attention to me.
"We…" The simian raises his right hand uncertainly. "Might… Need you to help us conquer the Earth."
"I'm.. going to need some evidence that you're some sort of godlike administrator before I even consider that. Do you have a… Curriculum V-?"
"Hey!"
The two of them take a nervous step back at the shout, and I turn to see that the brightly coloured fighters have defeated the grey humanoids. The fighters appear to have some sort of empathic shielding; I can see that they're alive and have emotions but that's about it. The figures on the floor… Either dead or they were never-. No, that one twitched. Some sort of automata? A robot or-.
They vanish, in… I think that was a teleportation effect.
"Uh-oh."
The five of them -yellow, pink, blue, red and black- form up on the red one and adopt… Silly pseudo-martial art poses like it's a photo shoot or something. Hm. They're clearly capable enough, and… They each have weapons and side arms they're not using.
Ring, identify.
Alert! Internet size vastly decreased since last scan. Identifying with paper archives. Targets are vigilante group 'Power Rangers'-
The… Fuck..?
-and are identified by colour.
"Two of Rita's goons and a new monster." The Red Ranger… Darn, I can't remember what his name was. He draws his sword, which is a sign for the others to draw their main weapons as well. "Let's stop their evil plan right now!"
"Right!" / "Right!" / "Right!" / "Right!"
The blue alien cringes further. "I'm outta here!"
His body shimmers and vanishes, and from the look of the other one he's not far-.
Something occurs to him.
"Go, my Orange… Warmaster! Destroy the Power Rangers!"
"Excuse me?"
He shimmers away as well as the five Rangers charge me.
1st April 2012
09:17 GMT -5
Kaldur looks over the machinery which surrounds me, his eyes passing over the electronics with a cursory glance while lingering a little longer on the enchanted objects and arcane devices.
"Do you not think that this is a little extreme?"
"No."
"I understand that the visions you have had for the past two years are perhaps a little distracting, but you yourself have said that they have not harmed you in any way."
"One thing I learned from that mess with Krona. Parallel universes cause intersecting problems. I saw no sign that Ambush Bug was involved last year. None of the other versions of me I met at Vanishing Point admitted to experiencing anything like it. Which means that Ambush Bug might have done something to me that caused a lasting change to how I work. If so, that is a problem, because… Yes, a few visions one day a year isn't a problem, but if I don't-" Kaldur nods. "-know why it's happening, I don't know how to stop it if the visions start coming more often."
"And if this year none come?"
"Then… Great, it was probably something to do with Krona and I can stop worrying about it."
Kaldur smiles a smile which makes it clear to me that he's leaving me to my folly. "Then I will wish you the best of fortune."
"Thank you."
"Will you require someone to check in on you?"
"No, that's fine. People have been in close proximity to me both times this has happened-"
The world around me turns slightly, moments in time being interspersed with brief flickers of white like a projector reel.
"-and can you see that?"
//
Kaldur frowns at my alarm and
//
looks around. "I cannot see anything unusual."
//
He turns back to me. "Can you describe-?"
//
//
///////////////
The universe tilts and whirls and peels away and I'm sent flying and none of my time-wasting machines register anything unusual! There's a street, a road, American road signs, people running while a group of five brightly-costumed individuals fight a mob of grey humanoids and I'm flying or falling-.
/
Uhgh.
I land face-down on the asphalt-
"Oh dear. That wasn't supposed to happen."
-and push myself up, construct armour appearing around my body.
The alien looking at me in concern resembles some sort of uplifted chimpanzee. With… Wings and a monocle. His body... Looks like he's either been heavily bio-engineered or he's wearing organic armour, and he's looking at me like he thinks I'm about to explode.
The figure next to him is looking awkwardly at a large bottle in his right hand. His skin is blue, his head and most especially his jaw are far larger than the humanoid norms, while the rest of his body is squat and muscular. His clothing is… Weird. Baggy trousers with some sort of circular decoration, armoured helmet, boots, shoulder pads and breastplate. The teeth from his lower jaw protrude uselessly from his mouth in a way which puts me in mind of the designs I've seen of Japanese Oni masks.
"Ahhhh…" He tosses the bottle over his shoulder, and it smashes when it hits the ground. "Not my fault."
"Oh who else could it be? I gave you a simple task-."
"Excuse me, gentlemen."
They freeze, the shorter one looking directly at me for the first time.
"Oh… That's not good."
"Would one of you mind explaining what's happening?"
"Ah." The simian raises his right forefinger. "One question first."
"Okay?"
"Are you evil?"
"A.. completely honest answer to that question would be fairly complex. I have killed a lot of people-"
"Oh?"
"-and I don't feel any reluctance when my goal requires ruthless action-"
The monkey man nods. "Good, good."
"-but my goals are generally altruistic; I try to improve the lives of the people and.. society around me."
The blue-skinned one grimaces more, and the two of them look at each other.
"So really it depends on how you define evil."
They both return their attention to me.
"We…" The simian raises his right hand uncertainly. "Might… Need you to help us conquer the Earth."
"I'm.. going to need some evidence that you're some sort of godlike administrator before I even consider that. Do you have a… Curriculum V-?"
"Hey!"
The two of them take a nervous step back at the shout, and I turn to see that the brightly coloured fighters have defeated the grey humanoids. The fighters appear to have some sort of empathic shielding; I can see that they're alive and have emotions but that's about it. The figures on the floor… Either dead or they were never-. No, that one twitched. Some sort of automata? A robot or-.
They vanish, in… I think that was a teleportation effect.
"Uh-oh."
The five of them -yellow, pink, blue, red and black- form up on the red one and adopt… Silly pseudo-martial art poses like it's a photo shoot or something. Hm. They're clearly capable enough, and… They each have weapons and side arms they're not using.
Ring, identify.
Alert! Internet size vastly decreased since last scan. Identifying with paper archives. Targets are vigilante group 'Power Rangers'-
The… Fuck..?
-and are identified by colour.
"Two of Rita's goons and a new monster." The Red Ranger… Darn, I can't remember what his name was. He draws his sword, which is a sign for the others to draw their main weapons as well. "Let's stop their evil plan right now!"
"Right!" / "Right!" / "Right!" / "Right!"
The blue alien cringes further. "I'm outta here!"
His body shimmers and vanishes, and from the look of the other one he's not far-.
Something occurs to him.
"Go, my Orange… Warmaster! Destroy the Power Rangers!"
"Excuse me?"
He shimmers away as well as the five Rangers charge me.
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