Mr Zoat
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25th November
08:07 GMT -6
Kon flies through the air as her head comes down, eyes still glowing as she looks for me. His hands go around her head and jerk it backwards into his upraised knee. I see her wince. "Ring, sonic-" Kon goes for a second knee to the face only for her to recover, grab his leg, twist in the air and slam him into the ground. "-cannon." The cannon construct forms Megatron style on my left forearm and the lance of sound buckles the air between myself and Ms Wor-Ul's head. She manages a half-second heat vision shot at Kon before being knocked staggering away. Yeah, super hearing suddenly doesn't sound so good, does it? Kon's up again in a second and I shut the cannon off as he flies in for an uppercut. There's an angry red line across his face where her heat vision's burned his skin but it doesn't look critical. If she'd fired that directly into his eyes…
Between super strong people in the same weight class with no critical weaknesses it's all about stunning hits and submission holds. I clamp a chain construct around her legs and yank her back down before she can go flying off. Kon takes the opportunity to punch her in the side of the head as she goes past him and she swings violently around my pivot point into the ground. Most of my anti-Kryptonian techniques are a bit of a risk with Kon right there, but we need her down. Ring, stutter transfer and red light pulses.
By your command.
Also, noise deadening. A flicker and a new gun construct forms next to her. My red light pulse gun fires intense radiation beams designed to interfere with the functioning of Kryptonian photo receptive organelles. Not only does it hurt a lot, it weakens them in every regard. I get maybe a second of contact before she's back in the air and repaying Kon's knee to the head with one to his diaphragm. No armour! No! It forms around him even as he doubles over and it's rated against my pulses. Flicker. My next one strikes her in the centre of her back and she swiftly turns to hurl Kon at where I was a second ago, giving me a free shot at her face.
"Aaaagh!" She staggers forwards in the air, then shoots upwards at high speed to get away.
"Kon, you alright?"
He stabilises himself in the air and gingerly feels along his burn with his right hand. "Why did she attack us?"
"I think she rea-heally values her- shield!" An orange semi-dome forms over us just before Ms Wor-Ul dives into me at full speed. The shield breaks and the shockwave she generated flattens the field around us but she's lost most of her momentum.
"We don't wanna fight you! We just wanted to talk!"
She responds by firing her heat vision at his chest. I block with another barrier and retaliate with a flash of red light. "Next one's Kryptonite. Calm the hell down before NORAD picks you up." The heat vision cuts off. The construct barrier actually looks warped and melted when I dismiss it.
She looks over Kon's armour, particularly focusing on the 'S' symbol. "An El. I hoped it was just Kal-El. How many more of you are there?"
"Just me. And, um, him."
"How did you escape?"
"What? No, I didn't. Jor-El sent Kal-El away in a pod just before Krypton blew up. I was.. made here."
Her eyes narrow. "You're pure Kryptonian. Try again."
"I was! Cadmus has this whole lab set up to make me."
Her eyes light up. I respond by landing and putting a Kryptonite radiation projector underground directly underneath her. I don't want to start anything, but… "I know what clones look like. I've fought beside clones. You are not a clone and there's no way Earth's technology is advanced enough to clone a Kryptonian."
And that's my cue. "Correct, but they could muddle through well enough to create a functional hybrid."
She frowns. "But that's even harder!"
"Good job no one told them that. I know, I know, just when you think you've got a handle on Human technological progress someone springs something like this on you, but really: they already had AIs when you first got here. They shouldn't have true AIs for half a century or more."
Her eyes dim. "True, but he isn't a hybrid."
"Power ring." I point to it. "Father Box." I point again.
"Ploong."
"Also, Jor-El's ever so helpful Kryptonian genetic database. Replacing the Human components was the work of a few minutes. Do you feel like talking now?" I don't say 'obviously this means that I can undo your species' extinction' because I'm sure she's intelligent enough to spot that.
She thinks for a moment, and then floats to the ground. She look at Kon. "How old are you?"
"Ah, I got out of the pod about five months ago. They finished 'assembling' me back in March."
I dismiss the subterranean construct as she slowly walks closer. She turns to me. "Why did you call him that?"
Huh? "Call him what? Kon? It's his name."
She gives me a hard look. "'Kon' is a Kryptonian word. It means 'abomination'."
Kon and I both start, then look at each other. He looks shocked. "It does? I just thought it was short for 'Conner'."
I hold up my hands. "I swear I had no idea. I just thought it sounded Kryptonian."
"Well, yeah! Apparently, it is Kryptonian!"
Ms Wor-Ul rubs her forehead. "You people somehow managed to name a clone warrior 'Kon' without knowing what that meant?"
Kon sullens. I thought I'd got him out of that habit. "Not like Superman's been there to teach me about it."
"Are there any other clones I should know about?"
I shake my head. "No. Though I wouldn't rule out the possibility of other Kryptonians having survived completely."
"Better they don't come here with the big blue target flying around. Some civilisations went centuries without developing anti-Kryptonian weapons and you did it in under a decade."
I smile. "More like three years, actually, though having the Kryptonite meteors lying around may have sped up the process."
"Fine." She looks at Kon. "Welcome to the 'I'm a Kryptonian' club. Your membership badge is in the mail. Now get off my land."
"But we've just met! I wanted to talk to you about-."
She holds up her right hand. "I'm not your mama or your grandma. We don't work under the same Council -not that those exist any more- and we're not even from the same House. Other than being the same species we don't have anything-."
"Um, actually." I raise my right hand as if to ask a question. "You were in Jor-El's database. That was part of how I was able to identify you. When I transmuted Kon's Human components to their nearest Kryptonian equivalents I used some of.. you. It's.. roughly on a level with you being an ancestor of his twenty or so generations back."
She looks at me, then back at Kon. Then she sighs. "You're not going to go away, are you?"
"No."
"Who else knows you're here?"
He glances at me, "I didn't tell anyone."
"Neither did I, but Superman gets a rather interesting message if we don't report in within an hour."
She jabs at each of us with her index fingers. "I don't exist. You don't know anyone called Kristen Wells or Karsta Wor-Ul. You find a way to come here without being seen and you phone ahead. And-" She looks around. "-since you just wrecked one of my fields, you're now farm laborers."
Kon recoils. "That was y-!"
"Do we have an agreement?"
Kon and I look at each other. I shrug. "She's your crazy grandma."
08:07 GMT -6
Kon flies through the air as her head comes down, eyes still glowing as she looks for me. His hands go around her head and jerk it backwards into his upraised knee. I see her wince. "Ring, sonic-" Kon goes for a second knee to the face only for her to recover, grab his leg, twist in the air and slam him into the ground. "-cannon." The cannon construct forms Megatron style on my left forearm and the lance of sound buckles the air between myself and Ms Wor-Ul's head. She manages a half-second heat vision shot at Kon before being knocked staggering away. Yeah, super hearing suddenly doesn't sound so good, does it? Kon's up again in a second and I shut the cannon off as he flies in for an uppercut. There's an angry red line across his face where her heat vision's burned his skin but it doesn't look critical. If she'd fired that directly into his eyes…
Between super strong people in the same weight class with no critical weaknesses it's all about stunning hits and submission holds. I clamp a chain construct around her legs and yank her back down before she can go flying off. Kon takes the opportunity to punch her in the side of the head as she goes past him and she swings violently around my pivot point into the ground. Most of my anti-Kryptonian techniques are a bit of a risk with Kon right there, but we need her down. Ring, stutter transfer and red light pulses.
By your command.
Also, noise deadening. A flicker and a new gun construct forms next to her. My red light pulse gun fires intense radiation beams designed to interfere with the functioning of Kryptonian photo receptive organelles. Not only does it hurt a lot, it weakens them in every regard. I get maybe a second of contact before she's back in the air and repaying Kon's knee to the head with one to his diaphragm. No armour! No! It forms around him even as he doubles over and it's rated against my pulses. Flicker. My next one strikes her in the centre of her back and she swiftly turns to hurl Kon at where I was a second ago, giving me a free shot at her face.
"Aaaagh!" She staggers forwards in the air, then shoots upwards at high speed to get away.
"Kon, you alright?"
He stabilises himself in the air and gingerly feels along his burn with his right hand. "Why did she attack us?"
"I think she rea-heally values her- shield!" An orange semi-dome forms over us just before Ms Wor-Ul dives into me at full speed. The shield breaks and the shockwave she generated flattens the field around us but she's lost most of her momentum.
"We don't wanna fight you! We just wanted to talk!"
She responds by firing her heat vision at his chest. I block with another barrier and retaliate with a flash of red light. "Next one's Kryptonite. Calm the hell down before NORAD picks you up." The heat vision cuts off. The construct barrier actually looks warped and melted when I dismiss it.
She looks over Kon's armour, particularly focusing on the 'S' symbol. "An El. I hoped it was just Kal-El. How many more of you are there?"
"Just me. And, um, him."
"How did you escape?"
"What? No, I didn't. Jor-El sent Kal-El away in a pod just before Krypton blew up. I was.. made here."
Her eyes narrow. "You're pure Kryptonian. Try again."
"I was! Cadmus has this whole lab set up to make me."
Her eyes light up. I respond by landing and putting a Kryptonite radiation projector underground directly underneath her. I don't want to start anything, but… "I know what clones look like. I've fought beside clones. You are not a clone and there's no way Earth's technology is advanced enough to clone a Kryptonian."
And that's my cue. "Correct, but they could muddle through well enough to create a functional hybrid."
She frowns. "But that's even harder!"
"Good job no one told them that. I know, I know, just when you think you've got a handle on Human technological progress someone springs something like this on you, but really: they already had AIs when you first got here. They shouldn't have true AIs for half a century or more."
Her eyes dim. "True, but he isn't a hybrid."
"Power ring." I point to it. "Father Box." I point again.
"Ploong."
"Also, Jor-El's ever so helpful Kryptonian genetic database. Replacing the Human components was the work of a few minutes. Do you feel like talking now?" I don't say 'obviously this means that I can undo your species' extinction' because I'm sure she's intelligent enough to spot that.
She thinks for a moment, and then floats to the ground. She look at Kon. "How old are you?"
"Ah, I got out of the pod about five months ago. They finished 'assembling' me back in March."
I dismiss the subterranean construct as she slowly walks closer. She turns to me. "Why did you call him that?"
Huh? "Call him what? Kon? It's his name."
She gives me a hard look. "'Kon' is a Kryptonian word. It means 'abomination'."
Kon and I both start, then look at each other. He looks shocked. "It does? I just thought it was short for 'Conner'."
I hold up my hands. "I swear I had no idea. I just thought it sounded Kryptonian."
"Well, yeah! Apparently, it is Kryptonian!"
Ms Wor-Ul rubs her forehead. "You people somehow managed to name a clone warrior 'Kon' without knowing what that meant?"
Kon sullens. I thought I'd got him out of that habit. "Not like Superman's been there to teach me about it."
"Are there any other clones I should know about?"
I shake my head. "No. Though I wouldn't rule out the possibility of other Kryptonians having survived completely."
"Better they don't come here with the big blue target flying around. Some civilisations went centuries without developing anti-Kryptonian weapons and you did it in under a decade."
I smile. "More like three years, actually, though having the Kryptonite meteors lying around may have sped up the process."
"Fine." She looks at Kon. "Welcome to the 'I'm a Kryptonian' club. Your membership badge is in the mail. Now get off my land."
"But we've just met! I wanted to talk to you about-."
She holds up her right hand. "I'm not your mama or your grandma. We don't work under the same Council -not that those exist any more- and we're not even from the same House. Other than being the same species we don't have anything-."
"Um, actually." I raise my right hand as if to ask a question. "You were in Jor-El's database. That was part of how I was able to identify you. When I transmuted Kon's Human components to their nearest Kryptonian equivalents I used some of.. you. It's.. roughly on a level with you being an ancestor of his twenty or so generations back."
She looks at me, then back at Kon. Then she sighs. "You're not going to go away, are you?"
"No."
"Who else knows you're here?"
He glances at me, "I didn't tell anyone."
"Neither did I, but Superman gets a rather interesting message if we don't report in within an hour."
She jabs at each of us with her index fingers. "I don't exist. You don't know anyone called Kristen Wells or Karsta Wor-Ul. You find a way to come here without being seen and you phone ahead. And-" She looks around. "-since you just wrecked one of my fields, you're now farm laborers."
Kon recoils. "That was y-!"
"Do we have an agreement?"
Kon and I look at each other. I shrug. "She's your crazy grandma."
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