Mr Zoat
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22nd February
09:29 GMT -6
"I'm here about…" She checks the distant mass of Central City behind her. "Twenty miles west of Central City with Grayven of Apokolips. Viewers may remember Grayven from his brutal slaying of Sabbac in Fawcett City two weeks ago." I nod at the camera. "Grayven, why don't you tell our viewers what you've got planned for today?"
"Thank you Catherine. Today I'm going to kill someone called 'Klarion the Witch Boy'. Klarion was the primary instigator of the Roanoke Island Incident which -as I'm sure your viewers will remember- involved adults and children being shifted onto two separate parallel Earths and resulted in hundreds of thousands of deaths, mostly of young children."
Not sure how well grey skin shows up on camera. The makeup artist just sort of looked at me and sagged. Ah, I'm sure they can sort something out in post production.
"I had been under the impression that the Chinese government executed the criminals responsible for that."
"The Chinese executed William Zard… 'Wizard', Blackbriar Thorn, Felix Faust and Wotan. They were the ones who handled the 'Adult Side' of the split. Klarion was in operational command and personally handled the child side. He was able to escape via a portal to the Plane of Chaos and chose not to share his escape route with his comrades. Aside from one attack on the Justice League he's been keeping his head down ever since."
"If he was on the child side, does that mean that he's a child himself?"
"As a Lord of Chaos, Klarion is effectively ageless. It seems likely that he was able to ascend while he was indeed a child, but any attempt to work out how old he is now is futile at best. My concern is safeguarding the world from his deciding to repeat Roanoke Island tomorrow, something he's perfectly capable of doing."
"If he's so dangerous, why haven't the Justice League dealt with him?"
"While I wouldn't presume to speak for the Justice League, I would imagine that there are three main reasons. Firstly, finding a Lord of Chaos who doesn't want to be found is very difficult. Klarion can block scrying attempts… Attempts to locate him with magic, and as a result is very difficult to find. And if they were able to corner him he can shift to the Plane of Chaos again and none of them can follow him there." Miss Grant nods. "Secondly, the Justice League is primarily a reactive organisation. A supervillain commits a major crime and they move in to stop them. With Klarion voluntarily inactive he's rather slipped down their priority list. I mean-" I smile for the camera. "-it's not as if they're likely to run short of more urgent threats any time soon. As we speak fully half the League are in combat with ne'er-do-wells of various stripes. And most of them do have secret identities to maintain."
"That sounds reasonable, but the Justice League is a UN organisation-."
I raise my right hand. "Sorry, but that's not exactly true. The Justice League has a UN mandate, but they existed before receiving it and they run their own affairs. If it were withdrawn tomorrow I doubt very much that the group would split up."
"My point is, couldn't they have police in every UN member country on the look out for Clarion?"
"Well, that leads on to their third problem. If they found him, and he didn't flee, what exactly could they do with him? I've spoken to Giovanni Zatara, the League's magic specialist. He told me that he knows of no way to imprison Klarion, either through mundane means or arcane means."
"What about control collars, like the ones used in Belle Reve?"
"Like this?" I extract a control collar my size out of subspace. "Observe." I clamp it shut around my neck and activate it. "The collar is now trying to identify the mechanism by which my metahuman abilities work so that it can block them." The light flashes. "It now thinks it's finished, but as you can see-" I generate a simple construct sword. "-it can't stop the advanced technology of this power ring. It also-" I reach up with my right hand, grip it and rip it off, the collar shattering around my neck. "-does nothing to magic or aliens. If someone put one around Klarion's neck the only way it would stop him is if it made him laugh too much to keep fighting."
"You believe that killing him is the only way."
I nod solemnly. "I'm afraid so."
"The Justice League's mandate doesn't permit them to carry out 'field executions'. A number of analysts -mostly on the political right- have suggested in the past that this is a major flaw in their organisation. Do you agree with them?"
I sigh. "I'm.. not sure. The League are very idealistic people. It's a little like… I don't know if you are aware, but in Britain there is a great deal of public support for euthanasia, at least in the case of people who are terminally ill, in agony and capable of giving consent. But doctors won't hear of it, because they don't want that to be the sort of thing doctors do. They're there to make people better. The League view themselves as being there to assist police, doing things they can't. They don't want to start handing out summary sentences themselves because.. they don't want to be those people, even if an objective analysis suggests that it would be helpful in some circumstances. They also don't want to step on government toes. Taking authority to hand out sentences -especially death sentences- would be a major shift in power in the relationship between the League and nation states, and a lot of countries wouldn't countenance it."
"Why not?"
"The Chinese super functionary Socialist Red Guardsman has killed hundreds -perhaps thousands- of innocent.. or at least debatably guilty people in his career. He works for the Chinese government. Do you really think they would accept the Justice League -an organisation largely comprised of Americans- passing sentence on him? Heck, I doubt that most American congressional representatives would accept the idea. But even if some countries were, it simply isn't practical for the League to accept the level of oversight they'd need in order to maintain the appearance of due process."
"Do you think that the Justice League should be prepared to kill people like Clarion, even if they didn't have legal authority to do so?"
"You know? I actually don't. I'll be honest with you, I don't want them to be that sort of organisation, either. I'd really be more comfortable for nation states to agree on a mechanism whereby an international court could try people like Klarion in absentia and pass death sentences if needed."
"But no such court exists. Without it being there, do you think it would be better for the Justice League to kill people like Clarion to prevent them from committing more acts of terror, especially when so many lives are at stake?"
"That's assuming that the League could win that fight. Last time I saw him actually stick around Klarion was perfectly happy to fight against a whole team of superheroes and -despite their best efforts- he didn't look particularly hard pressed."
"But you believe you can kill him. What do you have that they don't?"
"I have the sword which killed Satan. I have a prepared field and absolutely no problem with killing an opponent when needs be. I won't hesitate, I won't listen to dishonest pleading, I'll just kill him."
"The… The sword which killed Satan? As in..?"
"Technically, the First of the Fallen wasn't Satan-Satan, but he ruled Hell and was in general completely horrible, so it's splitting hairs to argue the point. Oh, sorry, that wasn't me, that was a female Demon named Chantinelle, -good work there Elle- but we're getting off the topic there."
"… Right, yes." She goldfishes for a moment, then pulls herself together admirably. "And you're sure that this sword can kill Clarion."
"I've practised with it a little, and it appears to work as advertised. I can't be completely certain until I've actually used it on Klarion, because the only way to be that sure would have been to draw the attention of another Lord of Chaos and, well, that would have been a very bad idea."
"If Clarion tends to avoid direct confrontation, how do you intend to draw him here?"
"Your older viewers may remember Doctor Fate. He was a member of the Justice Society in the forties and fifties. He was a Lord of Order, and he was able to describe to me the process of becoming a Lord of Order. Now, I'm far too independently minded to undergo that process myself, but I have set up a ritual that will look like someone is attempting to undergo an Order-based ascension. The early stages of it at least. I also have the remains of Klarion's original familiar, which will allow me to make absolutely sure that he can hear what is going on. Someone attempting to become a Lord of Order on his patch is the one thing that is bound to demand Klarion's immediate attention."
"And what if he doesn't?"
"Then the fact that the man who killed his cat is here certainly will."
09:29 GMT -6
"I'm here about…" She checks the distant mass of Central City behind her. "Twenty miles west of Central City with Grayven of Apokolips. Viewers may remember Grayven from his brutal slaying of Sabbac in Fawcett City two weeks ago." I nod at the camera. "Grayven, why don't you tell our viewers what you've got planned for today?"
"Thank you Catherine. Today I'm going to kill someone called 'Klarion the Witch Boy'. Klarion was the primary instigator of the Roanoke Island Incident which -as I'm sure your viewers will remember- involved adults and children being shifted onto two separate parallel Earths and resulted in hundreds of thousands of deaths, mostly of young children."
Not sure how well grey skin shows up on camera. The makeup artist just sort of looked at me and sagged. Ah, I'm sure they can sort something out in post production.
"I had been under the impression that the Chinese government executed the criminals responsible for that."
"The Chinese executed William Zard… 'Wizard', Blackbriar Thorn, Felix Faust and Wotan. They were the ones who handled the 'Adult Side' of the split. Klarion was in operational command and personally handled the child side. He was able to escape via a portal to the Plane of Chaos and chose not to share his escape route with his comrades. Aside from one attack on the Justice League he's been keeping his head down ever since."
"If he was on the child side, does that mean that he's a child himself?"
"As a Lord of Chaos, Klarion is effectively ageless. It seems likely that he was able to ascend while he was indeed a child, but any attempt to work out how old he is now is futile at best. My concern is safeguarding the world from his deciding to repeat Roanoke Island tomorrow, something he's perfectly capable of doing."
"If he's so dangerous, why haven't the Justice League dealt with him?"
"While I wouldn't presume to speak for the Justice League, I would imagine that there are three main reasons. Firstly, finding a Lord of Chaos who doesn't want to be found is very difficult. Klarion can block scrying attempts… Attempts to locate him with magic, and as a result is very difficult to find. And if they were able to corner him he can shift to the Plane of Chaos again and none of them can follow him there." Miss Grant nods. "Secondly, the Justice League is primarily a reactive organisation. A supervillain commits a major crime and they move in to stop them. With Klarion voluntarily inactive he's rather slipped down their priority list. I mean-" I smile for the camera. "-it's not as if they're likely to run short of more urgent threats any time soon. As we speak fully half the League are in combat with ne'er-do-wells of various stripes. And most of them do have secret identities to maintain."
"That sounds reasonable, but the Justice League is a UN organisation-."
I raise my right hand. "Sorry, but that's not exactly true. The Justice League has a UN mandate, but they existed before receiving it and they run their own affairs. If it were withdrawn tomorrow I doubt very much that the group would split up."
"My point is, couldn't they have police in every UN member country on the look out for Clarion?"
"Well, that leads on to their third problem. If they found him, and he didn't flee, what exactly could they do with him? I've spoken to Giovanni Zatara, the League's magic specialist. He told me that he knows of no way to imprison Klarion, either through mundane means or arcane means."
"What about control collars, like the ones used in Belle Reve?"
"Like this?" I extract a control collar my size out of subspace. "Observe." I clamp it shut around my neck and activate it. "The collar is now trying to identify the mechanism by which my metahuman abilities work so that it can block them." The light flashes. "It now thinks it's finished, but as you can see-" I generate a simple construct sword. "-it can't stop the advanced technology of this power ring. It also-" I reach up with my right hand, grip it and rip it off, the collar shattering around my neck. "-does nothing to magic or aliens. If someone put one around Klarion's neck the only way it would stop him is if it made him laugh too much to keep fighting."
"You believe that killing him is the only way."
I nod solemnly. "I'm afraid so."
"The Justice League's mandate doesn't permit them to carry out 'field executions'. A number of analysts -mostly on the political right- have suggested in the past that this is a major flaw in their organisation. Do you agree with them?"
I sigh. "I'm.. not sure. The League are very idealistic people. It's a little like… I don't know if you are aware, but in Britain there is a great deal of public support for euthanasia, at least in the case of people who are terminally ill, in agony and capable of giving consent. But doctors won't hear of it, because they don't want that to be the sort of thing doctors do. They're there to make people better. The League view themselves as being there to assist police, doing things they can't. They don't want to start handing out summary sentences themselves because.. they don't want to be those people, even if an objective analysis suggests that it would be helpful in some circumstances. They also don't want to step on government toes. Taking authority to hand out sentences -especially death sentences- would be a major shift in power in the relationship between the League and nation states, and a lot of countries wouldn't countenance it."
"Why not?"
"The Chinese super functionary Socialist Red Guardsman has killed hundreds -perhaps thousands- of innocent.. or at least debatably guilty people in his career. He works for the Chinese government. Do you really think they would accept the Justice League -an organisation largely comprised of Americans- passing sentence on him? Heck, I doubt that most American congressional representatives would accept the idea. But even if some countries were, it simply isn't practical for the League to accept the level of oversight they'd need in order to maintain the appearance of due process."
"Do you think that the Justice League should be prepared to kill people like Clarion, even if they didn't have legal authority to do so?"
"You know? I actually don't. I'll be honest with you, I don't want them to be that sort of organisation, either. I'd really be more comfortable for nation states to agree on a mechanism whereby an international court could try people like Klarion in absentia and pass death sentences if needed."
"But no such court exists. Without it being there, do you think it would be better for the Justice League to kill people like Clarion to prevent them from committing more acts of terror, especially when so many lives are at stake?"
"That's assuming that the League could win that fight. Last time I saw him actually stick around Klarion was perfectly happy to fight against a whole team of superheroes and -despite their best efforts- he didn't look particularly hard pressed."
"But you believe you can kill him. What do you have that they don't?"
"I have the sword which killed Satan. I have a prepared field and absolutely no problem with killing an opponent when needs be. I won't hesitate, I won't listen to dishonest pleading, I'll just kill him."
"The… The sword which killed Satan? As in..?"
"Technically, the First of the Fallen wasn't Satan-Satan, but he ruled Hell and was in general completely horrible, so it's splitting hairs to argue the point. Oh, sorry, that wasn't me, that was a female Demon named Chantinelle, -good work there Elle- but we're getting off the topic there."
"… Right, yes." She goldfishes for a moment, then pulls herself together admirably. "And you're sure that this sword can kill Clarion."
"I've practised with it a little, and it appears to work as advertised. I can't be completely certain until I've actually used it on Klarion, because the only way to be that sure would have been to draw the attention of another Lord of Chaos and, well, that would have been a very bad idea."
"If Clarion tends to avoid direct confrontation, how do you intend to draw him here?"
"Your older viewers may remember Doctor Fate. He was a member of the Justice Society in the forties and fifties. He was a Lord of Order, and he was able to describe to me the process of becoming a Lord of Order. Now, I'm far too independently minded to undergo that process myself, but I have set up a ritual that will look like someone is attempting to undergo an Order-based ascension. The early stages of it at least. I also have the remains of Klarion's original familiar, which will allow me to make absolutely sure that he can hear what is going on. Someone attempting to become a Lord of Order on his patch is the one thing that is bound to demand Klarion's immediate attention."
"And what if he doesn't?"
"Then the fact that the man who killed his cat is here certainly will."