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Zombie Invasion Underway!

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I have… *Checks* a variety of pocket knives, a ringette stick, annnnnd a spray bottle.
 
Look, I'll just say that if QQ had agreed to be acquired by Spacebattles Forum Inc, the unfortunate zombie incident would have been quickly resolved.

It would have just required a tribute of brains trivial cost and giving up the lewds a bit of extra effort and all would be well.

Braaaai Now open the door and let me in before the zombies show up again.
 
Update on the Metal Virus plan: It is going exactly as planned. If you see a zombie that seems to be made of liquid metal and is generally indestructible, do not be alarmed. This is expected and safe.

For sentient clouds of nanomachines like myself.
 
*calls the local butcher for a bunch of chopped up bones and meat*
Glad I took those 7 levels in Necromancy, still wishing I took Eshew Materials...
 
They will simply avoid me, as there are no delectable brains in this mortal vessel for them to consume.
Remember people, when you choose a vessel to incarnate into, make sure it doesn't possess traits the new dominant lifeform finds delicious.
 
I might not own any guns, shameful for an American I know, but I got a buddy who owns an AR15 I'm sure I could borrow! Just point me to whatever needs some holes punched in it!
 
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THEY'VE BREACHED THE THREAD, ALL STAND READY AND ARM UP
 
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