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[RWBY] Jaune BS Self Insert

He steps out. Pyrrha beams in her pajamas: A very tight T-shirt with panties.

Pyrrha: brightly "Ready for bed, Jaune?"
Jaune: Pyrrha. . . If you don't put on a pair of shorts any time soon, I'm going to break my parent's record of how many children they can have in less than 10 years
 
Omake: About That Scroll Number... New
After thwarting another White Fang attack... At the docks...

Jaune: "Phew! Glad we took them down pretty easily."

Glynda Goodwitch shows up along with the cops.

Glynda: sighs "Well, at least you called ahead of your vigilante excursion, Mister Arc, Miss Rose."

Yang: "Wait wait wait... You have Professor Goodwitch's Scroll number?"

Jaune: "Uh, yeah... Why is that weird?"

Ruby: "I mean... Why do you have that?"

Jaune's Brain: Because you guys are maniacs who would cause massive property damage and get us all in jail if I didn't call ahead... Plus geez, I still need a lot of work and it's amazing Miss Goodwitch is willing to give me extra instruction! Seriously, she looks strict but she's like a total softy! Not that I'm complaining, I need all the help I can get but boy was I wrong about the portrayal in the show! She's so kind and such a good teacher...! I really gotta do something nice for her...

Jaune: "Because we need someone to bail us out and she's really nice? Also she gives me extra tutoring sessions."

Yang: red eyes "Does she?"

Pyrrha: strained smile "Oh?"

Ruby: "Extra...?"

Weiss: "Training sessions...?"

Blake: "..." Mild nosebleed

Nora: "Hey! What about the rest of us?!"

Ren: "She is a very kind teacher, indeed."

Yang: "How... Often and long are these training sessions, hmmm?"

Pyrrha: "Yes... That would be very nice to know..."

Jaune: Wha... Oh come on... They can't be jealous, can they? Come on... I gotta defuse this quick...

Glynda: "What are you implying, Miss Xiao-Long, Miss Nikos?"

Jaune: "Uh, guys, I have to do a lot of chores for her. Get her coffee, make her dinner, clean up after her. It's all just boring stuff!"

Glynda: GLARES "Do you have to make me sound like a failure of an adult, Mister Arc?"

Jaune: "I uh... That's not what I meant! But you really should cut down on cup noodles!"

Yang: snerk

Weiss: "C-Cup noodles?!"

Pyrrha: staring in betrayal

Glynda: "Sometimes I don't have time for a proper meal! Arc is a decent cook!"

Yang: "You're making him cook for you?!"

Ruby: "Is it naked apron?!"

Jaune: "RUBY!"
 
After thwarting another White Fang attack... At the docks...

Jaune: "Phew! Glad we took them down pretty easily."

Glynda Goodwitch shows up along with the cops.

Glynda: sighs "Well, at least you called ahead of your vigilante excursion, Mister Arc, Miss Rose."

Yang: "Wait wait wait... You have Professor Goodwitch's Scroll number?"

Jaune: "Uh, yeah... Why is that weird?"

Ruby: "I mean... Why do you have that?"

Jaune's Brain: Because you guys are maniacs who would cause massive property damage and get us all in jail if I didn't call ahead... Plus geez, I still need a lot of work and it's amazing Miss Goodwitch is willing to give me extra instruction! Seriously, she looks strict but she's like a total softy! Not that I'm complaining, I need all the help I can get but boy was I wrong about the portrayal in the show! She's so kind and such a good teacher...! I really gotta do something nice for her...

Jaune: "Because we need someone to bail us out and she's really nice? Also she gives me extra tutoring sessions."

Yang: red eyes "Does she?"

Pyrrha: strained smile "Oh?"

Ruby: "Extra...?"

Weiss: "Training sessions...?"

Blake: "..." Mild nosebleed

Nora: "Hey! What about the rest of us?!"

Ren: "She is a very kind teacher, indeed."

Yang: "How... Often and long are these training sessions, hmmm?"

Pyrrha: "Yes... That would be very nice to know..."

Jaune: Wha... Oh come on... They can't be jealous, can they? Come on... I gotta defuse this quick...

Glynda: "What are you implying, Miss Xiao-Long, Miss Nikos?"

Jaune: "Uh, guys, I have to do a lot of chores for her. Get her coffee, make her dinner, clean up after her. It's all just boring stuff!"

Glynda: GLARES "Do you have to make me sound like a failure of an adult, Mister Arc?"

Jaune: "I uh... That's not what I meant! But you really should cut down on cup noodles!"

Yang: snerk

Weiss: "C-Cup noodles?!"

Pyrrha: staring in betrayal

Glynda: "Sometimes I don't have time for a proper meal! Arc is a decent cook!"

Yang: "You're making him cook for you?!"

Ruby: "Is it naked apron?!"

Jaune: "RUBY!"
Due to the stress of the day and accidentally channeling one of Blake's depraved ancestors, she said something that traumatized both of them, .
Glynda: "I wished it was Tai and and Nick in the apron."
 

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