[RWBY] Jaune BS Self Insert

[AndrewJTalon]

Second part is coming, but you can imagine how bad Jaune's problems with his harem will get with a wedding AND newborn babies...

 

[ThunderBasilisk]

Second part is coming, but you can imagine how bad Jaune's problems with his harem will get with a wedding AND newborn babies...

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Fear for his pelvis

 

[Kataku]

He steps out. Pyrrha beams in her pajamas: A very tight T-shirt with panties.

Pyrrha: brightly "Ready for bed, Jaune?"

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Jaune: Pyrrha. . . If you don't put on a pair of shorts any time soon, I'm going to break my parent's record of how many children they can have in less than 10 years

 

[digcat]

How is the update for this coming AJT

 

[AndrewJTalon]

How is the update for this coming AJT

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Slowly, but surely.

 

[AndrewJTalon]

After thwarting another White Fang attack... At the docks...

Jaune: "Phew! Glad we took them down pretty easily."

Glynda Goodwitch shows up along with the cops.

Glynda: sighs "Well, at least you called ahead of your vigilante excursion, Mister Arc, Miss Rose."

Yang: "Wait wait wait... You have Professor Goodwitch's Scroll number?"

Jaune: "Uh, yeah... Why is that weird?"

Ruby: "I mean... Why do you have that?"

Jaune's Brain: Because you guys are maniacs who would cause massive property damage and get us all in jail if I didn't call ahead... Plus geez, I still need a lot of work and it's amazing Miss Goodwitch is willing to give me extra instruction! Seriously, she looks strict but she's like a total softy! Not that I'm complaining, I need all the help I can get but boy was I wrong about the portrayal in the show! She's so kind and such a good teacher...! I really gotta do something nice for her...

Jaune: "Because we need someone to bail us out and she's really nice? Also she gives me extra tutoring sessions."

Yang: red eyes "Does she?"

Pyrrha: strained smile "Oh?"

Ruby: "Extra...?"

Weiss: "Training sessions...?"

Blake: "..." Mild nosebleed

Nora: "Hey! What about the rest of us?!"

Ren: "She is a very kind teacher, indeed."

Yang: "How... Often and long are these training sessions, hmmm?"

Pyrrha: "Yes... That would be very nice to know..."

Jaune: Wha... Oh come on... They can't be jealous, can they? Come on... I gotta defuse this quick...

Glynda: "What are you implying, Miss Xiao-Long, Miss Nikos?"

Jaune: "Uh, guys, I have to do a lot of chores for her. Get her coffee, make her dinner, clean up after her. It's all just boring stuff!"

Glynda: GLARES "Do you have to make me sound like a failure of an adult, Mister Arc?"

Jaune: "I uh... That's not what I meant! But you really should cut down on cup noodles!"

Yang: snerk

Weiss: "C-Cup noodles?!"

Pyrrha: staring in betrayal

Glynda: "Sometimes I don't have time for a proper meal! Arc is a decent cook!"

Yang: "You're making him cook for you?!"

Ruby: "Is it naked apron?!"

Jaune: "RUBY!"

 

[zMADLAXz]

You know, Jaunedrew might have some reservations about sleeping with Yang due to his mental age, but Glynda is in the strike range and of very palpable stature.

Breed the strict librarian Jaunedrew, you know you want to.

 

[digcat]

Yang: "You're making him cook for you?!"

Ruby: "Is it naked apron?!"

Jaune: "RUBY!"

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HAHAHA

 

[jojoin567]

After thwarting another White Fang attack... At the docks...

Jaune: "Phew! Glad we took them down pretty easily."

Glynda Goodwitch shows up along with the cops.

Glynda: sighs "Well, at least you called ahead of your vigilante excursion, Mister Arc, Miss Rose."

Yang: "Wait wait wait... You have Professor Goodwitch's Scroll number?"

Jaune: "Uh, yeah... Why is that weird?"

Ruby: "I mean... Why do you have that?"

Jaune's Brain: Because you guys are maniacs who would cause massive property damage and get us all in jail if I didn't call ahead... Plus geez, I still need a lot of work and it's amazing Miss Goodwitch is willing to give me extra instruction! Seriously, she looks strict but she's like a total softy! Not that I'm complaining, I need all the help I can get but boy was I wrong about the portrayal in the show! She's so kind and such a good teacher...! I really gotta do something nice for her...

Jaune: "Because we need someone to bail us out and she's really nice? Also she gives me extra tutoring sessions."

Yang: red eyes "Does she?"

Pyrrha: strained smile "Oh?"

Ruby: "Extra...?"

Weiss: "Training sessions...?"

Blake: "..." Mild nosebleed

Nora: "Hey! What about the rest of us?!"

Ren: "She is a very kind teacher, indeed."

Yang: "How... Often and long are these training sessions, hmmm?"

Pyrrha: "Yes... That would be very nice to know..."

Jaune: Wha... Oh come on... They can't be jealous, can they? Come on... I gotta defuse this quick...

Glynda: "What are you implying, Miss Xiao-Long, Miss Nikos?"

Jaune: "Uh, guys, I have to do a lot of chores for her. Get her coffee, make her dinner, clean up after her. It's all just boring stuff!"

Glynda: GLARES "Do you have to make me sound like a failure of an adult, Mister Arc?"

Jaune: "I uh... That's not what I meant! But you really should cut down on cup noodles!"

Yang: snerk

Weiss: "C-Cup noodles?!"

Pyrrha: staring in betrayal

Glynda: "Sometimes I don't have time for a proper meal! Arc is a decent cook!"

Yang: "You're making him cook for you?!"

Ruby: "Is it naked apron?!"

Jaune: "RUBY!"

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Due to the stress of the day and accidentally channeling one of Blake's depraved ancestors, she said something that traumatized both of them, .
Glynda: "I wished it was Tai and and Nick in the apron."

 

[ThunderBasilisk]

LoL Ruby is the most degenerate of all

 

[Bommel]

Weiss: "C-Cup noodles?!"

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No, Glynda only has G-Cup noodles.

 

[Gur40]

If i remember right from an omake Jaune going to unlock Amp and Susanno is amp the soul self into the work ie skeleton muscle then skin and clothe/armor

is Adam wounding Ren going to be the Trigger? And if so maybe Ruby could get the SEW Cloak of Light ie Toneri cloak that insta petrifies Grimm and those with darken souls

 

[zMADLAXz]

If i remember right from an omake Jaune going to unlock Amp and Susanno is amp the soul self into the work ie skeleton muscle then skin and clothe/armor

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I did write an SI inspired by AJT's but that was my SI, which basically added a few features to Jaune's abilities.

It was basically an additional semblance that allowed Aura to be solidified into shapes, but the SI using his own intelligence and Jaune's knowledge of the Human Body to make and Aura construct.

While he was making a Susanoo to break Adam, he was simultaneously stitching Ren back together from what Adam did to him.

EDIT: Here's the link to it

 

[AndrewJTalon]

Jaune had hoped to slip into the bathroom... But when he opened the door, he was confronted with a large open red portal.

Jaune: "... Crap-"

And he got shoved through. He slammed into the ground. He slowly stands up, brushing himself off. He looks around... It's just outside a dingy camp in the middle of nowhere in the woods.

Jaune: "... Mrs. Xiao-Long, I presume?"

Raven walks out from behind a tree.

Raven: "You're a flippant one."

Jaune: "Only when I've tumbled through a portal to meet my girlfriend's mother."

Raven: "Hmph. So... You can see the future."

Jaune's Brain: Motherfucking-WHO DOESN'T KNOW?!

Jaune: "... Son of a-Qrow?!"

Raven: "Nothing of the sort. He's too good at opsec, even while drunk. I just put the pieces together."

Jaune's Brain: Or she's good at bluffing... Still...

Jaune: "I don't really have anything that could help you-"

Raven crosses the distance between them in an instant. She puts a finger over his lips.

Raven: "I only want to know one thing... Can we beat Salem?"

Jaune thinks about this for a bit. He then slowly nods.

Jaune: "Yes. It's... Complicated, but it can be done. The keys are there. We just... We didn't get them in time last time. This time we can."

Raven: "... I see."

Jaune: "I mean, my visions were... A little all over the place in spots but yeah. We can beat her."

Raven: "... What else did you see?"

Jaune: "Well... Again, I think I might have gotten a corrupted vision. A lot of stuff didn't make sense..."

Jaune's Brain: Even to the writers...

Jaune: "But... What happened when you and Summer went to... I dunno, fight Salem?"

Raven: "... You saw that?"

Jaune: "I mean, a partial vision of it."

Raven is silent for a time. She then sighs.

Raven: "It's something Qrow or Tai would explain-"

Jaune: "Damnit Raven... I do know enough to know you abandoned your own daughter and husband!"

Raven: "I was there when they needed me! I saved Yang-!"

Jaune: "Yes, and I'm grateful but you needed to be there more! As a mom!"

Raven: "That wasn't relevant to their development-!"

Jaune: "The hell it wasn't!"

Raven glares.

Raven: "You don't understand-"

Jaune: "Then make me understand! Show me! Why?"

Raven: "... What did your vision tell you?"

Jaune: "That you were..."

Jaune's Brain: Wait wait wait, this might be a bad idea-

Jaune: "A coward."

Raven stares at Jaune intensely.

Jaune's Brain: FuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUU-!

Raven: "... Is it cowardly to hide when victory is impossible?"

Jaune: "... Yes."

Raven: "So... If you knew you would die, you would still fight? Even if you knew there was no hope?"

Jaune: "I don't know there's no hope. I admit I'm dumb. Because I'm dumb, I'd fight even if I knew I'd die because I'm hoping someone else will figure it out!"

Raven: "Even if you don't know that?"

Jaune: "YES! Now I get that learning that she's indestructible is REALLY demoralizing, and yeah, Ozpin's leadership isn't inspiring-But even if I didn't know we could win, I would still fight because people living and being happy is worth fighting for!"

Raven: "Why?"

Jaune: "I-Because it's my world too! Because life, survival, matters! And because it's the right thing to do! Sure, Ozpin hasn't figured it out, but he's tied closely to this so he couldn't see any alternative!"

Raven: "And if you die?"

Jaune: "I wanna do everything I can to not die-"

Raven: "If you die?" She has her blade out and at his throat in a second, staring intently at him.

Jaune: "... Then I die... But I'll fight to the end before I do."

Raven: "You're scared."

Jaune: "Of course I'm scared! That doesn't mean I don't have a job to do!"

Raven stares at him for a long moment. Jaune sweating, his heart is pounding...

Then, she pulls back and nods.

Raven: "Good. My daughter chose well."

Jaune: "... I... I don't want her to regret anything."

Raven: "Good... Take care of her. And Ruby."

She kicks Jaune through a portal and he crashes into Yang in the bathroom.

Yang: "ACK! Jaune, what the-?!"

Jaune: "Urk! Uh... Long story..."

 

[zMADLAXz]

Raven: "Good... Take care of her. And Ruby."

She kicks Jaune through a portal and he crashes into Yang in the bathroom.

Yang: "ACK! Jaune, what the-?!"

Jaune: "Urk! Uh... Long story..."

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I just had a weird Baki the Grappler flashback, so I wondered if Racen would ever pull a Yujiro and then in her own power hungry, cave woman way, encourage Jaune and Yang when they are doing it.

 

[Dragon Bob]

Look, even if Salem is immortal, even if nothing we do can still her or the Grimm, that doesn't mean fighting her is pointless.
Death is inevitable, eventually everything will end, that doesn't mean you should lay down and die. Every day you can fight, kick, scratch, and scream against death, pushing it back a little bit further living for one more day. Salem is much the same, maybe she can't end, but she can be beaten. She has been beaten a million times since before history began. And every time she is beaten the world gets more time to live, to love, to laugh and cry and just exist. So what if fighting her means you will die, running just means you'll die last. After everyone and everything that you love that made life worth living died before you.

 

[ThunderBasilisk]

Wonder if this will make Yang jump Jaune? And yeah Ozpins really dropped the ball not telling them Salem is seemingly unkillable. Yeah it's a bit demoralizing but they could have been working on ways around it

 

[NightDranzer]

Jaune: "Of course I'm scared! That doesn't mean I don't have a job to do!"

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I love this part right here. This is actually verbatim how Kerry described Jaune's character.

The one who is the most terrified but at the same time is the first one in the frontlines. Because he has a duty to fulfill. A job to do.

Jaune really IS a "more gentle version of James Ironwood". I would not have been surprised that in a better timeline James would have taken Jaune in as his understudy and train him to be his successor in Ozpin's Group.

 

[AndrewJTalon]

Jaune explained what happened with Raven to Yang in the bathroom...

Yang: "... She... She talked to you, huh?"

Jaune: "Yeah. I don't know if... If it changed anything but... I did."

Yang: snorts "I don't know what her fucking deal is."

Jaune: "Yeah. Still... If she'll fight alongside us, that's good."

Yang: growls

Jaune: hands up "For combat strength, that's all. She's still a dumpster fire of a person."

Yang: "... Yeah..." sighs "Why'd she grab you, not me?"

Jaune: "I mean... She says she's looking out for you and Tai. It's in a really messed up kind of way but I think she does care about you. Doesn't make her a good person but... It's not as simple as her being an evil bitch."

Yang: "Uggggh... I hate all this moral relativistic shit!"

Jaune: "Tell me about it. Would be a lot simpler if she was one way or the other."

Yang: "Yeah..."

Silence.

Yang: "You're getting kidnapped a lot lately."

Jaune: "I know."

Yang: "We're sleeping together from now on."

Jaune: "I... Wait, what?"

Yang: "What, you don't want to sleep with me every night?"

Jaune: "Yang, what kind of a question is that-?"

Yang: "Jaune! We are upping the security around you and I'm not letting you out of my sight! You got kidnapped! AGAIN!"

Jaune: "It was more like a talking to-" At Yang's glare "Okay okay! You won't lose me. I promise."

Yang sighs and hugs him tightly.

Yang: "You are going to give me gray hairs at this rate."

Jaune: "You'd still be hot."

Yang: snorts "Flattery isn't going to make me freak out any less."

Jaune: "No... It's just the truth."

 

[zMADLAXz]

Jaune really IS a "more gentle version of James Ironwood". I would not have been surprised that in a better timeline James would have taken Jaune in as his understudy and train him to be his successor in Ozpin's Group.

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Holy shit, in the Hot Pieces thread I literally said that RK and Ironwood are such somilar characters. Happy to see that other people could also share this vision.

 

[ThunderBasilisk]

Yang with grey hair? Hmm yep still hot.

 

[Villuviel]

You know something I just discovered? Emerald and "Femboy Weiss" are voiced by Marina Inoue, the same VA as Elysia and Cyrene. Let's be real y'all, if Emerald or Whitley ever started a conversation in Elysia's tone, any and all Self Inserts whom have play HI3rd and/or HSR may just have a heart attack on the spot. Like this:

SI: *Minding their business*

Emerald: *trying to start a conversation in a playful voice* "Hi~, did you miss me?"

SI: *Falls to their knees in sheer devastation as their soul leaves their body* *Rolls a D20 of spiritual damage* *fails the vibe-check* *is sent to the shadow realm*

( I know anyone who played the games heard her voice when reading the pink text, no need to deny it. We are all cultured here.)

 

[AndrewJTalon]

Everyone got to meet Velvet and Cardin's new triplets. The girls all especially cooed over them.

Ruby: "Awwww... So adorable~!"

Nora: "Kissy kissy face! Kissy face! HA! So wrinkly but so cute!"

Cardin: "So... Uh... Jaune? Since you got us together and all... Uh..."

Velvet: "What would you say to being godfather?"

Jaune: "I'd be honored!"

Velvet: "Aww... Here! Hold Beatrix!" She holds out one of her triplets.

Jaune: "Ah! Uh, ok?" Looks at the adorable baby in his arms. "Hey there little one. I'm Jaune your godfather." Gently snuggles her.

Beatrix whimpers a little, but soon cuddles up to him.

Velvet: "Awww... She's such a charmer already!"

Cardin: "Hold her head, hold her head... I've seen you in combat class, Jaune."

Jaune: "Ha. Ha. very funny. I know what to do, I have a nephew."

Cardin: "And again, seen you in combat class."

Everyone's looking intently at him. Yang, Pyrrha, Weiss, Blake and Ruby look especially intense.

Jaune: "My sister says I'm great with him. Even her wife agrees."

Nora: "Oh... Renny? I want one."

Ren side-eyes her: "...Maybe later."

Yang: "Hmmmm... Mind if I?"

Velvet: "Oh! Go ahead!"

Yang takes Beatrix into her arms and smiles at Jaune, looking radiant.

Yang: "Aw... Hey sweetie..."

Jaune's Brain: Oh... Oh wow, that is dangerous... Seeing her like that.

Jaune: "You're quite good with her Yang."

Yang: "Yeah... Got a lot of practice with Ruby."

Ruby: "I wasn't that small! And-And I can hold babies just fine!"

Weiss was holding Rudy, another of the triplets.

Weiss: "Oh you're so cute, so cute, yes you are~..."

Jaune's Brain: That's also dangerous...!

Pyrrha: "They are all very cute..." Blushing as she holds Peter, the third triplet.

Jaune's Brain: We are now in the fucking Danger Zone! URGH!

And they began shooting Jaune more... Intense looks.Velvet and Cardin smirk a little. Jaune coughs, then smirks at Cardin.

Jaune: "Yeah, who knew you would help create cute kids, Cardin."

Cardin: "Hey! They're mostly cute thanks to Velvet!"

Velvet: "Awww... Now give me my babies back! If you want to cuddle babies, make your own!"

Blake: "Hmmm..."

Yang: "Hmmm..."

Pyrrha and Weiss: "Hmmm..."

Ruby: "Hmmm...?"

They all look at Jaune.

Nora: "... Renny! It's later." She grabs his collar and drags him off.

Ren: "... Help?"

Jaune: "Have fun, Ren!"

Ren: "I suspect you'll have more 'fun' than me."

Jaune looks back at the girls.

Jaune: "What? Something on my face?"

Jaune's Brain: Well shit...

Yang: "Let's get going, huh Stud?" She takes his hand and drags him out.

Jaune: "Sure, what you want to do?"

Yang: "Well~... No, too easy..."

Jaune tilts his head in that cute puppy way: "Hm?"

Yang: "Okay, your oblivious idiot mode is cute but annoying. I kind of like you as a cynical grump."

Jaune: "I'm a complex person."

Yang: sigh "You're avoiding the horny 'We all want to have babies with you' looks we're giving you."

Jaune: "Fucking A' right I was. I don't want my pelvis crushed into smitheries thank you very much."

Yang: "Aw, come on... We'd let you take breaks."

Jaune gives her a deadpan stare.

Yang: "Short breaks." Winks.

Jaune: "Yeah, I feel like I will either have the broken pelvis or be dehydrated before that is all done."

Yang: "But it would be worth it, huh?"

Jaune: "Do...do you actually want a baby now?"

Yang: laughs "Come on Jaune... We're not ready for that... But you know... You did say if you got me pregnant you'd take responsibility." She winks. "Tends to stick with a gal, you know~."

Jaune then runs into an invisible wall. The hallway becomes a shimmering mirage-like room.

Jaune: "Bwah?"

Yang: "What the...?"

The air shatters... And Neo appears with a wink.

Jaune: "Uh hey Neo, what's up?"

Yang: hiss "You're not supposed to meet us in the open, idiot!"

Neo: Rolls her eyes, signs "We're in the janitor's closet, I just made an illusion you walked into."

Jaune: "Huh, that's pretty impressive."

Neo preens at his words.

Yang: "Ugh... What do you want?"

Neo: Smirks.

Yang: "Look, you're about to have a training accident if you don't talk!"

Neo: deadpan look.

Yang: "You know what I mean!"

Jaune: "Honey, take a breath."

Yang: Grumbles.

Neo: signs "Right... Emerald is really suspicious of you. She's crazy paranoid, mainly because Cinder is crazy about you. So Emerald's going to try something soon. She's keeping it secret from me so I don't know all the details, but she's gunning for you. She wants Cinder's attention all to herself."

Yang: Grumbles.

Jaune hand meets face: "Why does she have to be so psycho?"

Neo: laughs silently "Well, you intrigue her and resist her. She likes that." She leans forward and cups his cheek. "I like that too~."

Yang: Seethes.

Jaune: "...So you're also crazy?"

Neo: "Yup. But that makes me fun~."

Yang: "Okay, back off midget!"

Jaune: "Pretty sure my dad said something about not sticking my dick in crazy."

Neo: "What? I'm fine with being a mistress. Or second wife. Maybe even third~.."

Yang: "NO!"Neo: "What? You said you were fine with Ruby joining in. Maybe Pyrrha and Weiss. Or Blake."

Yang: "I DIDN'T—HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT?!"

Jaune: "HOW?!"

Neo: "I know it now~."

Jaune: "God Damnit!"

Yang: "SERIOUSLY?!"

Neo: smirks.

Jaune: "Ok ok, what do you want?"

Neo: "Well, since I'm seeing you plow Yang into a coma nightly..."

Yang: "SERIOUSLY?!"

Neo: "Well, you two are basically exhibitionists."

Jaune hands covering his face as he groans into his hands: "I told you we need to be more discrete."

Yang: "Yeah and I told you the thrill is half the fun-Ugh. So what?"

Neo: "So... Since you're open and all~... Room for one more?"

Yang: "AB-SO-FUCKING-LUTE-LY NOT!"

Neo: "Aw, still sore about losing?"

Yang: "You made me look like a fool and tried to kill me!"

Neo: "That was just a love tap~."Yang: "

You tried to stab me!"

Neo: "And I didn't. So... You're welcome? Sides, your boyfriend stabs you plenty."

Yang: "That is something completely different!"

Jaune: "Look Neo, I'm not a gigolo. And yeah, we have an... Understanding with Blake who is..."

Neo: "Crazy?"

Jaune: "Beside the point. She's our friend."

Yang: "And you are not."

Neo: "Aww... I can be your friend~..." She leans in and winks at Jaune while resting a hand on his chest.

Jaune: "Listen Neo, you are very beautiful. But without Yang's consent I won't be comfortable going ahead with something like that with you."

Neo: "..." Unbuttons her top.

Yang: "I'm going to break her legs."

Jaune: "Please don't."

Neo: smirks "So, I gotta prove I'm a good friend to you, huh? I'll do it perfectly. Excuse me." She hands Jaune something... And she shatters along with the rest of the world into the janitor's closet.

And it's revealed she left Jaune... Her bra.

Jaune: "Uhhh."

Yang: Growls "That little..."

She yanks the bra away and tosses it aside. She then kisses Jaune deeply.

Jaune: "Mmmhmhm?! Y-Yang, we have-We need to-!"

Yang: "LATER!"

Jaune's Brain: Crap, I'm kind of into this. Should I be worried? ... Probably a little late for that.

 

[ThunderBasilisk]

Now he just has to accidentally break Emerald with hugs and Headpats.