Fight!
The midget-bug backs away from the one-eyed Lantern. He doesn't want to show us his back, but he wants to do what I tell him.
Fight!
Being in charge is great! I didn't think I'd like it when Grayven sent me here, but between killing my Lowlies for incompetence and killing Reach Lowlies for being there, it's turned out okay! And since there's hardly anyone still alive, I'm clearly great at it!
No, you simply haven't face a real opponent yet.
Enjoy.
Fight!
The one-eyed Lantern pulls a face. "This is foolish."
Fight!
But Granny Goodness didn't raise any fools. Who survived.
Heh, a true school of hard knocks. But that's not what he means, I suspect...
Fight!
"No! Your young old god is fixing my ship up real good! So I shouldn't kill him until he finishes. And Grayven keeps saying he wants a bug-. Alive-ish. So all I have to do is kill you and I've done everything I'm supposed to!"
Fight!
"And what of your crew?"
Given what she thinks of them, probably not the best thing to invoke, Zartok. On the upside, it might just piss
you off.
Fight!
What?
Fight!
"They just came with the place."
Sheesh. Is that all you think of them? Punching bags and furniture?
Fight!
"Then at least you're loyal to your master."
Fight!
Hah!
Only out of fear, alas. Her
true master, anyway.
Fight!
"You mean Grayven? I only do what he says because Granny told me to."
Fight!
"Fidelity to your elders?"
Sadly, or
fortunately, there's no relation. Though i suspect she had hopes of raising up a
successor at some point...
Fight!
"Ah, no, I only do what she says because I'll be horribly tortured if I don't."
And Darkseid might notice me, but he doesn't need to know that.
I see invoking His name broke your train of thought for a moment...
"You disgust be profoundly. Do you at least know how to fight?"
Fight!
"Yah-h-"
Fight!
She knows how to
brawl. Sadly, I don't think this is going to be all that
entertaining for you, Z.
And just like that, a bunch of spiky things are sticking out of my face. Or trying to. This armour's pretty good, and I'm pretty tough.
Fight!
"-uh."
Fight!
Eye's sting a bit, but I can just brush the orange things off. But I guess that means we're starting!
Full-face helmet, or at least
something to protect her eyes? Well, at least she ain't
completely stupid.
Fight!
I lunge, mace swinging to go right through this guy. He's quick though, and gets out of the way, just in time for me to push off my left leg and spin-kick him across the room.
Fight!
Thought he'd last long than-. Oh, no, he's still alive. Great! I leap across the room, mace raised!
It's going to take more than that to put a Lantern down if they don't
want to be down.
Fight!
And he puts up a pike construct which hits me right in the belly. And breaks, heh, so he flies away again.
Fight!
"Mm."
She's tough, of course. Zartok's going to have to get
tricky to take her down...
Fight!
"You don't seem to be doing so good yours-."
Fight!
Guh?
Heh. Zartok doesn't seem the type to stick to a method if it obviously isn't working.
Fight!
There's something in my mouth and throat and I'm going to be-
Fight!
"Guhh!"
Ah, going for the throat...
Literally.
Fight!
I try to vomit but can't, Pit's sake, smash the stupid orange-.
Fight!
"Uh. Gah!"

Ugh, that can not be
pleasant...
Fight!
"Your internals aren't much more vulnerable. Brute force it is, then."
Fight!
I throw up in my mouth, and there's blood in it, and my gums are aching. That's more than the last few idiot's I've fought managed.
Heh. Feeling like this isn't going to go as ell as you'd hoped? Or are you starting to
look forwards to this now?
Fight!
I lunge as he reforms his spear and then flies aside when I bring my mace down. But he's still in range of my-. Ow!
Fight!
This time he dodged my leg and sliced through my leg armour! His constructs are actually strong enough to hurt-.
Logical. If she cannot stand up, she cannot fight. And I doubt she's smart enough to have packed aero-discs.
Fight!
The midget-bug shoots him with its construct destroyer, but he avoids that too and lets it hit me. It doesn't do anything because I'm not a Lantern, but I guess someone is done with our truce. The other Lantern is sort of scrabbling along the floor-
Fight!
"HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHR!"
Guess Grood decided the big Scarab was a bit too tough for him, then. Or he managed to put him down for a while.
Fight!
-as midget-bug reconsiders his life choices and I leap at him and smash!
Fight!
He leaps aside but even as the deck craters I'm swinging again and he can't dodge fast enough! I hit him in the leg and goes flying!
Joy of being the
strongest mother-lover in the room.
Fight!
And.. turns in the air, bends his legs to absorb the impact of the wall and then dives at me-.
Fight!
Ugh. Some sort of… Arm… Thing, hits me in the head.
Gee, getting frustrated that no-one will just
stay down when you hit them?
Fight!
Plant feet and punch!
Fight!
The Lantern spears me through the arm with his spear, but I don't destroy the construct. No, I grab it and pull him closer.
Drawback of catching a weapon in a foe's body, sadly...
Fight!
"Hey."
Fight!
And headbutt him in the eye!
Oof. That's going to sting.
Fight!
And punch him! Don't knock him away, use god magic to keep him there as he takes hits like a-.
Fight!
Stand-! Still-!
I half pictured her grabbing his spear and using it like a tether to pull him back each time...
Fight!
"More primal than my usual-"
Fight!
A hammer?
Now, a
proper warhammer, or just a big lump on a stick? Because a
Maul is not exactly as good at focusing force in
one place as the real thing.
Fight!
"-choice of weapon-"
Fight!
"-but if this is what it takes-"
...On the other hand, sometimes it's just more
satisfying to drop the hammer with a
big rock on a stick.
Ffffugggh?
"-then so be it!"
Aaaargghhhhhoooooooow.
Well, at least that shut you up for a second. Bet Allyn was getting a
headache from your constant chanting there.
Lost the mace. Right arm's… Not working. Lantern's fighting the… The bug-midget. And it looks like there are four of them..? I…
Why aren't I..? Up yet?
Welcome to the wonders of a
concussion, honey.

Generally what happens when you get hit
that hard...
No. Get up. No magic healing in the Armagetto. I'm a warrior, and I'm going to walk it off.
Arm's worse than I thought. He stabbed out most of the nerves and broke the bones. Guess I really pissed him off. And-.
Ooh, a variation of a Shockcrown effect?
Clever, Zartok.
Wait. Wait. I see what he's-.
"Yes, detecting the New God technology-" He turns his spear into an axe as he traps the bug-midget's left wing and cuts through it, severing it from his backpack… Thing. "-in this ship was easy once I was on board. A few stabs later and suddenly you can barely stand up straight. Nothing to convey power to you."
...Sadly, Zartok's still operating on melee logic. He
could have cut that wing off from across the room...
I wasn't using their power anyway, but he's not completely wrong. I can't feel the ship-. Their godling took the boom tube generator! I didn't even feel it until now!
Darkseid's shit-encrusted arsehole!

...Please, don't put images like
that in my head. E
www...
The midget-bug shoots at him and he blocks with wreckage-.
WOOMPF!
Geez, did he grab a gas canister or something without noticing?
Bad move. This time the bug used a positron ray and the whole thing exploded! I go flying backwards, but the wall's so melted that is actually cushions me. Okay.
Ah, thinking. I don't like this.
Especially after getting your bell rung like that? Probably not going to make that headache any
better.
So the bugs want to drag me off to the Reach, brainwash me into giving them the secrets of New God technology and then force me to fight for them. So, basically the same as I have now, except I don't know the secrets of New God technology and they'll probably kill me when they work that out. If Grayven doesn't kill me first. The Lanterns already have New Gods, so they don't need me at all. Or I could grab the boom tube generator myself and take a break on some out of the way planet while they get busy killing each other.
Neatly summed up. But what are the chances of you getting to
do that, hmm?
Grayven will care far less about desertion than treason.
I cock my good fist and dive for the Lantern working on the generator!
Well, shit. Wonder if he can match her in Narrative Combat or not.