Counterpunched (Renegade Option)
Mr Zoat
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14th January 2013
13:14 GMT -1
So. That's a… Thing.
"Lady Sunset? Is something wrong?"
Aelia looks kinda worried. Which means that I let how I felt show on my face… Darn it. Honestly, it's a bit weird that she invited me to see her family's library like this. I know that Grayven and her granddad are allies, but even though she's been living in Doom Mountain for a year I haven't really had all that much to do with her. Unlike most humans, I had an okay understanding of magic so she isn't able to tell me anything I don't already know.
Or so I thought.
Turns out that her family had a whole host of things they don't exactly put on public display.
"Lady Sunset?"
"Oh, no, sweetie." I crouch down slightly so that I'm more at her level. "I just… Grayven was telling me that we've got a… Guest, in the Mountain."
She nods. "Who is it?"
"It's…"
I stand back up, looking over to a warded wall hanging. I think it's a summoning circle you can just roll up and put away once you're done. The spells outside of the circle would actually deal with the residue. I've designed something better, of course, but this looks like they've had it for a long time.
"Is it Princess Celestia?"
I twitch.
"Is that bad? I thought you were visiting her?"
"It…" No, no, it's not… Bad-bad? She's gotten a lot bet-. A lot less-.
Oh, who am I kidding? She's gotten better at not saying things that she's learned will set me off. We hold conversations on a level of 'this grass is dry' / 'rain is scheduled this evening'.
"Lady Sunset, I don't understand."
"Okay, ah…"
Oh, come on Sunset, you're worrying a little girl.
I walk over to one of the chairs and pull it out. Then I sit down and pat my lap, smiling in the most reassuring way I can manage. Aelia considers for a moment, then she walks over and I lift her up before wrapping my arms around her. And I'm a little surprised how easy that was. She's not heavy, but she's not exactly light either. Just another fringe benefit of being a transformed alicorn, I guess.
"Okay, what do you know about Celestia?"
"She was your foster-mom?"
Oh.
Oh, that's a whole lot of baggage I don't want to-.
And… Re-pressed.
"She was my teacher. But… She didn't want to teach me the things I wanted to learn. And she got annoyed with me when I said that I wanted to learn different things, and I got annoyed that she didn't teach me those things, so I went to study with Grayven instead."
"But I don't understand. She's your princess."
"Nope! She was my princess. I'm an American now."
And for some reason the fact that I'm a mare means that I didn't have to agree to getting conscripted to do it. Grayven was against it, but it… It makes a lot of things easier, and I don't ever want to go back to live in Equestria.
Is it pathetic that I want her to offer to make me a princess, just so I can tell her-?
Yeah, it is.
"But she was… Then?"
"Just because someone's royalty, that doesn't mean that they know everything. Even if they think they do."
"Grandfather says that you shouldn't say things like that out loud."
"You shouldn't say things like that out loud if you have to work with them, or if you want something from them. Or if you might want to work with them or get something from them in the future. Since I don't want anything from Celestia and I sure don't want to work with her… Being honest about how I feel works for me. And… Sometimes, being honest is actually better. I bet your granddad has to be honest with Queen Clea about things sometimes, doesn't he?"
"He said…" She gets all frowny as she tries to remember. "'Only…' 'Only if no alternative presents itself'. And then he laughed, and mother and father joined in. I didn't understand."
"I think he means that you have to be careful how you say things to powerful people, but sometimes you really have to be direct. Did your school ever do a fire drill?"
"Where there was a bell ringing and everyone had to go outside?"
"Right. If there was a fire, you'd have to make sure the Queen got out right away, even if she was doing something really important. But otherwise… You still need to get them to understand you, but without making them angry."
"Did you make Princess Celestia angry?"
"Ah… I… A little bit."
What? Twilight's the one who gets her power from honesty.
"Did you say something you shouldn't have said?"
"Oh, yeah. Definitely."
"What was it?"
"Oh, I kept nagging her about teaching me something… She said she didn't know, when she obviously did. But if she was lying about it then I should have realised that she really didn't want to teach me, for… Whatever reason. I should have stopped asking her about it after the second time she refused, and asked about something else."
And carried on researching it myself while she was relieved that she wouldn't have to keep lying to my face. Not exactly a healthy learning environment, and that's why I don't lie like that to my students. I can't believe that she didn't even tell Twilight what Starswirl's Unfinished Spell would do before she tried casting it! Okay, maybe the lecture series is overkill, but Twilight can have a bit of a one track mind sometimes and I want to make sure that it actually gets through.
"So did you say sorry?"
"No. And I never will, because I'm not and she doesn't rule me. She can have all the toady cultists she wants back in Equestria. I refuse to lie or dissemble to her ever again."
"Disumble?"
"No, honey. 'Dissemble'. It means 'disguise how you really feel'. No, the only way I'm going to fix my relationship with Celestia is through honesty. And if she can't do that, then I'll-. I just won't talk to her anymore."
Huh.
"And actually? I can go talk to her about that once we're done here. I'm going to make it real clear how I feel about being lied to, and she can either promise never to do that again and explain why she lied to me… Or I'll ward the portal against her."
"Um. My parents and grandfather say that ultimatums don't usually help diplomatic relations. They just make people more confrontational."
I smile down at her.
"If there's one thing Celestia and I agree on, it's that I'm great at being confrontational."
13:14 GMT -1
So. That's a… Thing.
"Lady Sunset? Is something wrong?"
Aelia looks kinda worried. Which means that I let how I felt show on my face… Darn it. Honestly, it's a bit weird that she invited me to see her family's library like this. I know that Grayven and her granddad are allies, but even though she's been living in Doom Mountain for a year I haven't really had all that much to do with her. Unlike most humans, I had an okay understanding of magic so she isn't able to tell me anything I don't already know.
Or so I thought.
Turns out that her family had a whole host of things they don't exactly put on public display.
"Lady Sunset?"
"Oh, no, sweetie." I crouch down slightly so that I'm more at her level. "I just… Grayven was telling me that we've got a… Guest, in the Mountain."
She nods. "Who is it?"
"It's…"
I stand back up, looking over to a warded wall hanging. I think it's a summoning circle you can just roll up and put away once you're done. The spells outside of the circle would actually deal with the residue. I've designed something better, of course, but this looks like they've had it for a long time.
"Is it Princess Celestia?"
I twitch.
"Is that bad? I thought you were visiting her?"
"It…" No, no, it's not… Bad-bad? She's gotten a lot bet-. A lot less-.
Oh, who am I kidding? She's gotten better at not saying things that she's learned will set me off. We hold conversations on a level of 'this grass is dry' / 'rain is scheduled this evening'.
"Lady Sunset, I don't understand."
"Okay, ah…"
Oh, come on Sunset, you're worrying a little girl.
I walk over to one of the chairs and pull it out. Then I sit down and pat my lap, smiling in the most reassuring way I can manage. Aelia considers for a moment, then she walks over and I lift her up before wrapping my arms around her. And I'm a little surprised how easy that was. She's not heavy, but she's not exactly light either. Just another fringe benefit of being a transformed alicorn, I guess.
"Okay, what do you know about Celestia?"
"She was your foster-mom?"
Oh.
Oh, that's a whole lot of baggage I don't want to-.
And… Re-pressed.
"She was my teacher. But… She didn't want to teach me the things I wanted to learn. And she got annoyed with me when I said that I wanted to learn different things, and I got annoyed that she didn't teach me those things, so I went to study with Grayven instead."
"But I don't understand. She's your princess."
"Nope! She was my princess. I'm an American now."
And for some reason the fact that I'm a mare means that I didn't have to agree to getting conscripted to do it. Grayven was against it, but it… It makes a lot of things easier, and I don't ever want to go back to live in Equestria.
Is it pathetic that I want her to offer to make me a princess, just so I can tell her-?
Yeah, it is.
"But she was… Then?"
"Just because someone's royalty, that doesn't mean that they know everything. Even if they think they do."
"Grandfather says that you shouldn't say things like that out loud."
"You shouldn't say things like that out loud if you have to work with them, or if you want something from them. Or if you might want to work with them or get something from them in the future. Since I don't want anything from Celestia and I sure don't want to work with her… Being honest about how I feel works for me. And… Sometimes, being honest is actually better. I bet your granddad has to be honest with Queen Clea about things sometimes, doesn't he?"
"He said…" She gets all frowny as she tries to remember. "'Only…' 'Only if no alternative presents itself'. And then he laughed, and mother and father joined in. I didn't understand."
"I think he means that you have to be careful how you say things to powerful people, but sometimes you really have to be direct. Did your school ever do a fire drill?"
"Where there was a bell ringing and everyone had to go outside?"
"Right. If there was a fire, you'd have to make sure the Queen got out right away, even if she was doing something really important. But otherwise… You still need to get them to understand you, but without making them angry."
"Did you make Princess Celestia angry?"
"Ah… I… A little bit."
What? Twilight's the one who gets her power from honesty.
"Did you say something you shouldn't have said?"
"Oh, yeah. Definitely."
"What was it?"
"Oh, I kept nagging her about teaching me something… She said she didn't know, when she obviously did. But if she was lying about it then I should have realised that she really didn't want to teach me, for… Whatever reason. I should have stopped asking her about it after the second time she refused, and asked about something else."
And carried on researching it myself while she was relieved that she wouldn't have to keep lying to my face. Not exactly a healthy learning environment, and that's why I don't lie like that to my students. I can't believe that she didn't even tell Twilight what Starswirl's Unfinished Spell would do before she tried casting it! Okay, maybe the lecture series is overkill, but Twilight can have a bit of a one track mind sometimes and I want to make sure that it actually gets through.
"So did you say sorry?"
"No. And I never will, because I'm not and she doesn't rule me. She can have all the toady cultists she wants back in Equestria. I refuse to lie or dissemble to her ever again."
"Disumble?"
"No, honey. 'Dissemble'. It means 'disguise how you really feel'. No, the only way I'm going to fix my relationship with Celestia is through honesty. And if she can't do that, then I'll-. I just won't talk to her anymore."
Huh.
"And actually? I can go talk to her about that once we're done here. I'm going to make it real clear how I feel about being lied to, and she can either promise never to do that again and explain why she lied to me… Or I'll ward the portal against her."
"Um. My parents and grandfather say that ultimatums don't usually help diplomatic relations. They just make people more confrontational."
I smile down at her.
"If there's one thing Celestia and I agree on, it's that I'm great at being confrontational."
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