Thought I'd toss my hat in the ring with:
Basic bitch Indian-style omelet
Ingredients (For one egg. Scaling up is easier than scaling down)
- 1 Tablespoon oil, butter, or whatever fat you use for cooking. If you have a nonstick, use the fat anyways, just drop it down to a teaspoon instead. The oil is as much for flavor as lubrication
- 1/8 to 1/6 onion, diced small works best, but sliced is fine too. My own recommendation is to go with a mild onion, or if using a red onion then to brown it first to cook off the raw onion taste.
- 1 green chilli, sliced
- 1/8 to 1/6 tomato, diced into small cubes. Note, you're making an omelet with stuff in it, not stuff with an egg binding.
- A small bunch of coriander leaves, plucked from their stems (you can
leave these out if you like

)
- Pinch of red chilli powder (that's 1/8th of a teaspoon for those pinchically challenged like myself)
- Up to 1/4 teaspoon of salt (adjust as per preference)
- 1 egg. Of course
- Splash of water
Recipe
- Those ingredients owe you money (except for the oil, he's good on his debts, never misses a payment or is late). Toss 'em in a bowl and beat them until everything's mixed thoroughly together. There should be no streaks of whites left in there. The water helps loosen things up.
- Heat up the oil on medium heat. In the pan, of course—we don't want any reports of arson.
- Once the oil is hot, turn the heat down to low and add in the egg mixture. Don't pour from too high up, that'll force the oil out from underneath and lead to stickage. Try to bring the bowl as close to the pan as possible. Using a spoon, wooden or otherwise, try to distribute the mixture as evenly as you can manage. Trying the French method of "push the edges and tilt the pan" won't work here, since it'll just smoosh all the ingredients in the center and leave you with a sad omelet. Also, try not to spread the omelet too thin—this needs to flip, and if it's too thin then it'll rip.
- Fry the omelet until the top seems set, then flip. Cook the other side as well. Note that the eggs need to be set before you can flip, or else the omelet rips. Also, lightly jiggling the pan helps keep
- Cook both sides brown. Think "milk coffee", not "loam". You want color here, don't be scared to lift the eggs slightly to check for doneness. Black is burnt. Black is bitter. Black is bad.
- Serve hot with a paratha and tea. Eat with your hands, you can wash 'em later.
Notes
- This is basically a flat frittatta. It just tastes more "Indian" because we're using red chilli powder instead of black pepper, and there's green chillis and coriander leaves in there.
- You can adjust the salt as you please, just don't try to undersalt it. The salt helps balance out the bite of the red chilli powder. Without it, the chilli powder just makes the thing taste horribly sharp.
- This tastes absolutely heavenly with pickled green mangoes, but exercise caution when eating Indian style pickles. These are made in mustard oil, not vinegar, and they tend to
smell. While not as sour smelling as vinegar, and in my opinion much more pleasant, the smell from these pickles lingers horribly, and even washing your hands with soap and brushing your teeth can't remove the smell. If you want to try them, make sure to handle them at a distance, and make sure you're not gonna be meeting company afterwards—even for people here in the subcontinent, that smell is just impolite.