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Mad scientists don't test things out on themselves, they test things out on other people.Considering all the mad scientists who exist on their world who do exactly that, I disagree.
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Mad scientists don't test things out on themselves, they test things out on other people.Considering all the mad scientists who exist on their world who do exactly that, I disagree.
Ah, good, not wasting any time looking into Tang's odder behaviour.Though being a junior affiliate of the League might make it trickier to actually find anything out without setting off any alarm bells with either the League or Tang himself...22nd October 2010
20:27 GMT -5
"Ah, yeah." Robin nods. Was.. he looking into this already? "Oh El asked me about him."
"Really?" Because talking about someone he doesn't want to talk to me about doesn't sound like something-.
Ultimate hacking device, and all that. But if it isn't written into a computer database, it gets much harder for him to find information."Okay, he asked Batman about him. And Batman knows a guy who used to work in British Intelligence."
"I thought he could just scan for intel with his power ring."
After all, even he can get bored filtering through thousands of records, especially if he hasn't gotten the hang of letting the AI handle the reading.Robin wiggles his right hand. "Kinda. Green Lantern finds stuff like that hard. He usually uses an actual computer from a world with really advanced technology when he wants to hack something. Oh El can do it easier, but it still only really works with computer databases. We tested it a while after he got here, and going through paperwork takes him way longer. He thought Batman might be able to help him find stuff."
"Huh. So… Who is he?"
Ah, the fifties. Because when you want to show off your super-muscvles, of course you wear a skin-tight shirt."Dennis Wilson. Used to be a superhero called 'Vitaman'." He presses a button on his arm computer and it brings up a hologram of some buff guy in combat pants, a skin-tight… Leotard? And a green beret. "Fought in World War Two, then he.. kinda vanished."
"Vanished?"
After all, when someone has to manually write or type of after-action reports and collate them into operational logs..."Nineteen forties record-keeping was a lot more basic than what we have today. I know he stayed in the army after the war, but it's hard to find what he actually did. Except…"
"Okay?"
Ah, yet another land war in Asia that people should have known not to get involved in. But of course 'colonial interests' and 'communist expansion'...
Jungle warfare, guerilla tactics and messy relationships with the native population caught in the middle, yes."It's basically British Vietnam, except they won. Batman couldn't find any paperwork about Vitaman being there, but Superman… Ah, found some old photographs a reporter took when they went there for a story, and he was in a couple of them."
"Vietnam, like..?"
Sadly, the American's experiences in South-East Asia tend to be all many history books focus on, because America."China-backed communist paramilitary picking a fight with the Europeans running the country, concentration camps, Agent Orange… And mass murders. That kind of thing."
"And Vitaman was there?"
So, closer to 'peak human' in a world where 'peak human' mean the ability to crack concrete with your bare hands and not shatter your bones.Robin nods. "He wasn't super strong, but-."
"Yeah, Paul already told me about Vitamin X. He.. wanted me to take it."
Ah, right... Atrocities.Robin looks at me curiously. I just.. shrug. Then he presses another button and the hologram changes-.
"Is that a.. real head?"
Well, after so long in the jungle... Conventional morality tends to take a back seat..."Yeah. That was kind of a thing for the Malay soldiers who mostly fought on the British side. Officially, it was for 'identification purposes'."
"And the British soldiers joined in?"
Take a guess...
I mean, you don't want to insult the local fellows by refusing... Especially when they might be watching your back tomorrow."They weren't exactly shy about posing for pictures with the severed heads." He shuts down the hologram. "He got a bunch of commendations, and it's… Basically impossible to tell if he was personally involved in any of the massacres."
"But you think he was."
Sadly, that's the mistake. I doubt he was ever properly a superhero. Soldier super-types tend to straddle the divide, really.Robin hesitates. "I think I'm judging him harshly because he was a superhero. For a soldier… War's… Messy and violent, especially guerrilla wars. And if he was involved, he sure wasn't the only one."
"Is there anyone we could talk to about it?" Uh. "Should we?"
Something that was never in the official records, perhaps. Like, say, the Evil formula."It happened during the fifties, so basically everyone who could have seen anything is dead. And honestly, memory isn't that reliable after that long anyway. Does it matter?"
"Paul said that no one had a bad reaction to Vitamin X except him, and that was only because he took some other stuff. But if he was only doing stuff that other soldiers were doing… What was he talking about?"
"I'm not sure. Paul doesn't really like talking about his research, and after I watched him pull apart a lab rat with his ring I.. kinda stopped asking."
"He's never had a problem talking about it with me."
Never underestimate the appeal of a hot teenage girl.He grins. "You've… Got an advantage over me, there."
I roll my eyes.
Ah, there's the rub, isn't it? Has anyone other than Tang bothered to investigate it properly, rather than get a dose and down it?"Why'd you want to know, anyway?"
"Is there a problem with Vitamin X?"
Finally, someone who can maybe do something about Tang hears about it."Not that I know of. Are you actually planning on taking it?"
"Not until I know what went wrong with Dennis Wilson. 'cause…" Ugh. "Does Paul seem, like… Off, to you?"
I mean, when would that ever come up in a conversation? Unless he mentions Terry Pratchett or something else that doesn't exist in DC-verse."Yeah? He… Did tell you he comes from a parallel universe, right?"
What? "No?"
...Kinda wonder if Games Workshop ever made a superhero-themed game, now. Feels like the sort of thing they'd do in a universe with superheroes."He-?" Robin sounds puzzled, and I'm feeling puzzled. "Huh. I didn't-. It's not like it's a secret."
Did he say anything about-? I mean, I think he said something wasn't how they did things where he was from, but I thought he just meant England.
All the way back in 1952, apparently. And it does seem kind of mad-sciencey. Edit: Okay, not that one. Maybe a Stirling Engine? Seems closer to the details..."No. So..? What's it.. like? Where he's from?"
"No superpowers or mad scientists. Or… Not superscientists. One time he told me that some crazy British inventor built an engine with only three moving parts, but apart from that it was just a regular car engine." He shrugs. "It's not really supposed to be all that different from here."
Oh, so many things..."What do you mean, 'supposed to be'?"
"We can't check. He said he didn't know how he got here and the Justice League hasn't found a way to send him back. And… I saw how he reacted to stuff right after he got here, and it all fit."
"Like what?"
And no-one ever questioned him calling Diana 'sir', did they? It's one of these Paul things, isn't it..."He'd never seen a hologram before, and he thought he needed special gloves to use a holographic keyboard. They don't have holograms, so it was like a science fiction show for him." Gotham High doesn't have holographic keyboards, either. "And a couple of times he called someone by their real name in costume." That's.. bad. "I mean, it was in private so it wasn't a big deal, but I still don't think I've ever heard him call Wonder Woman 'Wonder Woman'. Diana, mostly, and 'sir' or 'your Highness' a few times. They don't have superheroes, so if he knows someone's name, that's what he called them."
See? Maybe the team should hang out more. I suppose that's one drawback of having less people without civilian lives on the team..."Y.. eah, he… Told me Green Arrow's got a kid?" Robin winces slightly, then nods. "Okay, but, apart from that."
"Ah, maybe? I only see him for team stuff. You should ask… Huh."
...And now we know how he got away with it for so damn long..."What?"
"Mia's memories are still messed up from Brainiac, Miss Martian and Green Lantern are aliens and Kaldur comes from Atlantis. I don't think he really knows anyone else. I don't know if anyone would have noticed."
And now the sense of foreboding creeps in. Just how well do they know Tang? Is he really a bad guy who can play nice, or...
The joy of not knowing just what Tang has rattling around in his labs."I dunno, exactly. I-. He's really serious about.. me, and I wanna be sure that that's just how he is and he didn't… Dose himself with something by accident or something."
"Huh. We've got medical reports from when he showed up. Batman would probably be okay with us checking them." He stops talking for a moment. "This 'thing' you're worried he dosed himself with. Are you talking about the other thing Vitaman got?"
As what? 'How to identify if an ally is operating in a altered state of mind'?"I dunno. Maybe?"
"I'll talk to Batman. Even if it's nothing, it's still a good training exercise."
Hopefully not getting them killed or mind-whammied, for a start...He turns to go-.
"Hey, ah. Robin?" He turns back. "Thanks."
He smiles. "No problem. What are team mates for?"
Dr. Jekyll.Mad scientists don't test things out on themselves, they test things out on other people.
That's why I said it varies. The entertainment industry is currently either the least profit-focused we have, or has the largest number of complete idiots in charge, or both. I lean toward 'both.'
No, it was an actual engine. I read about it in a magazine article about 18 years ago, but I can't remember any of the details.All the way back in 1952, apparently. And it does seem kind of mad-sciencey.
The way I see it, he was consiously operating on 'I'm on a super-death-world, I need something NOW' and, found, well, the Evil Serium, while subconsiously still operating on 'normal world rules'.It's been awhile, but I seem to recall him basically going, "I doubt it actually turns you evil."
This despite being in a comic book universe where comic book logic should absolutely be a thing you take seriously.
...and that was the tragedy of the thing, really: he was Properly Paranoid (making the backup), but not Properly Paranoid Enough (setting it to automatically run).With his safeguard basically being a scan of himself before he took the serum, under the idea that if it actually messed with his head he'd just go back to the way he was. But he completely failed to account for the idea that the evil version of himself wouldn't want to go back to the way he was.
Given Paul's encyclopedic knowledge of comic books he should have known not to dose himself with strange chemical concoctions that nobody understands.
Especially when you consider that in comic books most "super serums" usually cause physical deformities and/ or some form of insanity in the majority of people that take them.
Something resulted in this version to decide that mind control was the best way to fix the Earth. I'm torn on why. The explanation I'm leaning towards is that he got a copy of the evil serum, didn't hear the name and couldn't detect evil in his tests and used it on himself.
He was looking for augmentative formulae and came across one in Britain. It was purely chemical and didn't have obvious side effects, so he reasoned that if he didn't like the results he could just undo it with his ring.
I hold up the pale green vial.
This looks like it works. The animals I've tested it on get stronger, tougher and heal faster. And otherwise, neither their behaviour or appearance change. Well, not beyond the more dominant position they take in their social group as a result of being a whole lot stronger. It doesn't have an adverse reaction to my blood, ring simulations predict no negative effects… And if it does have some, it's all mundane so it's nothing that I can't reverse.
once he does get his ring back he's figured out how to alter a person's desires
How would he do that with an orange power ring? Changed-him would have to want to change back....and that was the tragedy of the thing, really: he was Properly Paranoid (making the backup), but not Properly Paranoid Enough (setting it to automatically run).
How would he do that with an orange power ring? Changed-him would have to want to change back.
My assumption would have been put in a delayed order that forces the revert regardless of his want.How would he do that with an orange power ring? Changed-him would have to want to change back.
It would if he wanted to be revered back to normal more then he wanted to stay as he was when he put it in place.My assumption would have been put in a delayed order that forces the revert regardless of his want.
Then I realized there's no reason the ring would follow that order once he put it on after dosing himself.
There's really no point unless you want to do something stupid like erase your name from your own mind or something."
? Tell him that his mannequin-women couldn't hold a candle to real succubae
The skull remains silent.
"I'm never sure how it works with demons. Can you talk like this, or do you need actual flesh to make that work
Sunset sighs. "Since you're probably about to ask about divine intervention, I don't know
Or you know... If you want to sex a Fae...There's really no point unless you want to do something stupid like erase your name from your own mind or something."
Actually she's got you over a barrel."You have the siblings of my children in your domain. You will aid in restoring their memories. You will exempt them from all service. You will guard and protect them. You will not seek retribution for this agreement. You will not ask for anything in return because I've got you over a barrel right now and the only way you're not being impaled on the Sword of the Fallen is if the next words out of your mouth are 'I agree to all of your terms'."
Sadly, those who do are either just that stupid, and deserving of Darwin awards, or they're so experienced that doing it safely 'affects the challenge'. So, best not to use that sort as role models, no.Day 23
29th March 2013
11:58 GMT -7
Sunset checks the binding circle again, hands on her hips. "Aren't you supposed to summon demons in the middle of the night?"
I shake my head as I watch the lecture theatre through a… A 'magic mirror' of all things. "If you're the sort of person who only hunts vampires one the sun's gone down and only hunts werewolves during a full moon… And only eats fish underwater, sure."
Well, let's see: Some Vampires don't give a flying fuck about sunlight (barring a slight reduction in their unholy powersOne of the observing FBI agents raises his right hand.
Sunset nods. "Mm?"
"Does that actually make a difference?"
Yes, they do mean the phrase 'Would you give me your name?' literally.Sunset shakes her head. "Ah, not usually. Some demons are drama queens who refuse to turn up if you don't summon them at the right time, and some cultists are just as bad. And then there's the practical side: if you're summoning a demons -which is universally recognised as a bad thing to do- most people would rather do it when it's less likely someone will notice. As far as times of day summoning restrictions go, it's really only fae who need to be summoned at particular times of day, and… There's really no point unless you want to do something stupid like erase your name from your own mind or something."
What sort of class is this, anyway? Or is it more of an impromptu seminar on common aspects of demonic summonings?
Alas, poor Triskele. Not that this is likely to be permanent, given time and power...She looks around the class, because she makes a point of answering questions fully. Because unlike Celestia, she has basic pattern recognition. I pick up the most recent addition to the First's skull collection in my right hand and sigh. I don't like to keep bringing up Celestia with her and… She's still seeing her and she hasn't had a breakdown that I've seen recently…
"Grayven, are things ready on your end?"
No sign of the desired book, of course. That would have been too easy, naturally."Just finishing up. I'll be with you in a minute."
I pick up the magic mirror in my free with my left hand and put it in the lower left desk draw. I'm in the library where I met the First nearly a month ago, sitting at the desk decorated with bones. I didn't want to draw attention to it at the time because I wasn't sure what he was playing at. But that doesn't mean that I didn't recognise her.
No lungs, no voicebox and presumably no jaw. Unless she's telepathic, I doubt she could comment."Queen Triskelle, are you in there?"
The skull doesn't respond.
...Or she's just feeling snippy about the whole affair. Not one of her brighter moments, really."You royally cheesed him off, didn't you? What, did you try joining in the New Triumvirate? Tell him that his mannequin-women couldn't hold a candle to real succubae? Drew my attention? I'm still not really sure what was going on there. It can't have just been about the Sword, can it?"
The skull remains silent.
Worth asking, given the nature of demonic thaumobiology. More than a few are lacking in the fleshy department already."I'm never sure how it works with demons. Can you talk like this, or do you need actual flesh to make that work?"
The skull remains silent.
"Stop that, mortal. Do you know how much that makes my bones ache?""Bit of a… Trick, John Constantine taught me. You know how breaching a summoning circle lets the demon kill the summoner and take their soul immediately?"
This time I just move the skull up and down like it's nodding.
Ah, an offer she can't refuse?"Did you know that it works the other way to? If the summoner breaks the circle they can go inside, and the demon can't flee while they live. Funny that. Don't know if you knew." I frown. "The Fuckpig was one of yours, wasn't he? Or maybe not. He was less about corruption through satisfying indulgence and more about… Encouraging vice?" Hm. "I suppose it might still come under your domain. Point is, in a few moments you're going to get summoned. And you're going to be offered a deal."
If she's conscious, she'd probably have been sweating a little, figuratively speaking.I bring the skull closer to my face so that I can stare directly into its eye sockets.
"Feel free to decline."
"You know, that's not going to improve her mood any. Then again, do we care?"I then toss the skull away, standing up from the desk's chair as it bounces across the floor.
"Mother Box!"
"Ping."
Man knows how to make an entrance, at least.BOOM!
I stroll out of the succustudy and into the lecture theatre.
I take it you didn't see his side of the discussion. Yes, yes it was. All a matter of style.Sunset's staring at the tube aperture, looking unimpressed. I nod to her. "Alright, all done. Carry on."
"Did you have to use the boom tube?"
Probably annoyed by the 'petty theatrics'."Yes, yes I did."
She rolls her eyes, then turns back to the audience.
It helps that you won't exactly be teaching them the process of doing so anyway. Makes it that much harder to 'not do the cool but technically evil thing'."Alright. Everyone, today we will be summoning Triskelle, Queen of the Succubae. Do not do this ever. While she's extremely powerful, every pact she willingly makes gives her the ability to use you as a puppet and pull you into Hell whenever she gets bored of playing with you. There's basically no upside and only a total idiot or a total ignoramus would ever summon her. If you encounter anyone who has made a pact with her in the field, my advice is that you don't try and help them because you can't. The only thing you can do is keep them away from other people so that she can't use them to hurt others."
Nope. Your boy upstairs isn't into saving people from their own stupidity.An FBI agent with a prominent crucifix raises a hand and gets a nod.
"The pact can't be broken? By… Anything?"
Think of it as paying the interest. Those who are already that deep don't want her sending a couple of legbreakers around, or worse, having you dragged in to discuss the matter personally."She offers extensions if you sacrifice the innocent to her. Babies work. But other than that, no. Demons are e-vil, not rational. A lot of the time they can't be bought off with anything a decent person would want to give them, and even then it's a maybe."
She wraps her hand around her crucifix. "I-."
And I can honestly see her sending a few messages in the general direction of the Silver city, addressed to 'whom it may concern'...One of her neighbours elbows her, and she cuts herself off.
Sunset sighs. "Since you're probably about to ask about divine intervention, I don't know. My world doesn't have a monotheistic religion so it's not something I've studied, and so far no angels have picked up my calls. So, maybe, it… Could be a 'you are damned, Faust' situation, but I haven't ever seen it happen. Anyone else?"
Joy of being the Alicorn of Applied Magical Knowledge. Before long, she'll be weaving temporary runic circles in the air with nothing but her own power.No one else.
"Okay, now, normally this would involve chanting and animal sacrifices, but we've prepared the field and I'm really good at magic. So. Triskelle." Purple fire blooms along the edge of the summoning circle. "Get up here."
Just in case they figure 'eh, these warnings can't be that serious, right?' At which point, let them earn their Darwin Award in peace...Bits and pieces of bone fly up through the magically-induced hole in the ground. I'm a little curious what that looks like from the other side, but I don't suppose that it matters. They gradually fill in her snake-shape, clicking together until the whole skeleton is in place.
Oh, and Sunset isn't 'just that good' at magic. We're using Ayelle's amulet as an attractor, but we don't really want any of these agents learning how to summon Triskelle and it's better for them to assume that they can't.
...Or any mood, perhaps. What with the embarrassment of being flayed and restrained as she was, and the talking-to from the Renegade...The audience looks a little disappointed. Sunset smiles. "Expecting a demoness with big titties and a huge ass?" There are a couple of nods and a wave of awkward laughter. "She's more of a pimp than a streetwalker, and demons can easily change their shapes to look pleasing to their clients. If you ever do get into it with a succubus… Or an incubus, don't assume that you're seeing the 'real' them." She turns to the floating but unmoving skeleton. "And since it doesn't look like she's in any condition to talk-"
And I would not doubt that she's got bindings in the circle-work to compel a response anyway.I bow, and Sunset raises her right hand.
"-I'll feed her just enough power to speak to us."
Now, now,my dear. No need to be grumpy. Look at it this way, you've got a headstart on putting yourself back together now."Uh." Muscle tissue grows around her throat and mouth. "What do you want?"
I step up to the circle.
Pretty clear terms, but I have no doubt at all that she's already working out ways to get around them."You have the siblings of my children in your domain. You will aid in restoring their memories. You will exempt them from all service. You will guard and protect them. You will not seek retribution for this agreement. You will not ask for anything in return because I've got you over a barrel right now and the only way you're not being impaled on the Sword of the Fallen is if the next words out of your mouth are 'I agree to all of your terms'."
Ah, the metaphysical equivalent of tying her to a chair and pointing a gun at her.I draw the Sword and scuff the edge of the circle with my right foot.
"So how about it?"
Can someone please explain who Ayelle is?Oh, and Sunset isn't 'just that good' at magic. We're using Ayelle's amulet as an attractor, but we don't really want any of these agents learning how to summon Triskelle and it's better for them to assume that they can't.
Nope. Your boy upstairs isn't into saving people from their own stupidity.
episode is done, bar a joking denouement from the Renegade. So, we'll probably be back to OL soon
Because he doesn't need to.Nope. Your boy upstairs isn't into saving people from their own stupidity.
Thank you, corrected.
The mother of the children.
While it's not obvious why someone would sell themselves to Triskelle for something else, her power goes further than that. In Hellblazer a man sold his soul to her for financial success.Especially when they just sold themselves for sex.
If it was for something like saving the life of a loved one then that at least shows that the person is good.
I mean... There's a lot of ways for sex to get someone financial success...While it's not obvious why someone would sell themselves to Triskelle for something else, her power goes father than that. In Hellblazer a man sold his soul to her for financial success.