[RWBY] RWBY Shorts

[Balorak146]

Instead of having the gryphon grimm eat him, have the big dragon grimm on scene slam into the airship, causing it to list to the side. He falls off the airship, plummeting to the city below and out of sight in a very obvious "no one could have survived that" kind of fall.

After that, it's dealer's choice on whether he and Neo (since they would surely have met back up) remain antagonists, or of they would join the heroes as "allies of convenience," in the same way that Vegeta joined up with Krillin, Gohan, and Goku to take on Frieza. Then, over time, he could become even a begrudging hero and friend.

It's easy enough to craft a self-serving motivation. Vale was his playground. His home turf. It was where he hung his hat, even if he made mischief there more than anything. And Cinder not only trashed his home, she also ruined his reputation. He used to be a "nefarious gentleman thief," and now people are talking about him like he's some two-bit terrorist. Clearly he has to get revenge for that.

Personally, I actually have a mental image of he and Neo showing up on Menagerie of all places, wearing a Panama hat and an open Hawaiian shirt, sipping a Mai Tai on the beach. He ridicules Blake at first for running away from her problems, but he also has a grudge against Adam and the White Fang. So when Blake gives her floundering speech to save Haven, when the crowd starts to lose interest and disperse, Roman steps in and helps to charm them back.

Click to shrink...

Ohh, I caught a plot bunny - imagine the twist if it turned out that Roman not only survived Vale, but was a Faunus himself all along (hence how he managed to get onto a Faunus-exclusive island). He still thinks of and openly calls the White Fang savage animals, but that's because of how they act, not because of racism, and because he knows exactly how much of a rise it would get out of the people he legitimately hates due to the reasons you mentioned.

Meanwhile, Neo is going around using her Semblance to give herself completely fake cat ears & a tail and is acting like your stereotypical horny anime-fanservice catgirl just to take the piss out of Blake and her family. To Blake's utter horror, Kali thinks it's fucking hilarious and joins in on it. She loves her daughter, but Blake is long past due some bulli-ing for giving her parents so much worry over the years since she ran away. Ghira gets a headache over the whole affair and really feels that he should say something, but godsdammit his wife is hot when she starts channeling her inner vindictive prankster kitty and he knows damn well how wrapped around her finger he is.

 

[AndrewJTalon]

There was a lot of paperwork, debriefings, and various other unpleasant tasks to get through... But eventually, RWBY, JNPR, and everyone else returned to Beacon to rest.

Jaune made it to an empty dorm bathroom to wash up. He loved his friends, really... But he told them he needed some time to decompress on his own. Though he did share a significant look with Pyrrha before he headed off.

Once at the dorm, He took a long, hot shower... Then emerged in just a towel. And Cinder was waiting for him.

Jaune: "Oh! Uh... Hey Cinder."

Cinder: nods "Jaune."

Jaune: "So... What did you want to talk about?"

Cinder: "Team RWBY interfered in the plan. They managed to send an emergency signal to Vale... One you acted upon."

Jaune's Brain: Okay... Play it cool, play it cool...

Jaune: "Yes. To do otherwise would have blown our cover, as Adam Taurus should well know."

Cinder: raised eyebrow "At no point did I mention Adam Taurus. However did you deduce it was him I was working with?"

Jaune's Brain: Crap! Crap crap crap! Gotta stay calm...!

Jaune: little smile "That was a guess, but there aren't many bull faunus in the White Fang you would refer to. He's also young, aggressive, and charismatic. And he would love to make the cities of Man fall."

Cinder: nods slowly "Again, I underestimated you. General Ironwood has been placed in overall command of security for Vytal, but that was a foregone conclusion. Ozpin being removed by the Council is a ceremonial act at best. We killed no one. While it has heightened tensions, that was brief and the Vytal Festival is still months off." smiles "Still, it was not a total waste. Adam is now willing to work with me with far fewer complaints."

She smirked at him and crossed her admittedly amazing legs as she sat on the bed.

Cinder: "And now? Now you are beyond reproach and above suspicion in Ozpin's eyes. He will grant you even more access which will be far better for our plans than Adam's little temper tantrum."

Jaune: nods and bows his head "I am but your humble servant, Cinder."

Cinder: "Indeed... You have done well." She rose and walked up to him. "A good servant deserves a reward, don't you think~?" Sultry smile, lays a hand on his bare chest

Jaune's Brain: Urgh... You know, usually, I like bad girls but Cinder? Eesh... Stay calm and neutral...

Jaune: nods "I appreciate it again, Cinder... But the mission must come first."

Cinder: pouts "Really? I would let you have Emerald, Pyrrha, and even your little girlfriend all at once? And still you reject me?" Her eyes glowed with fire

Jaune: "Not rejection, Cinder. Practicality. We got here because we have been careful and professional. The side that wins makes the fewest mistakes."

Cinder: "And if I were to make it an order?" Her other hand has a small fire ignite in her palm

Jaune's Brain: Damn my Arc Rizz! Think fast, think fast...!

Jaune: "That would not be nearly as satisfying as when we can truly enjoy ourselves... When Beacon and Vale lie in ruins and you have your full power."

Cinder: glares... But sighs and releases her flames. She pulls her hand back. "I suppose you are correct... Your self control is admirable."

Jaune: "Thank you, Cinder."

Cinder: "Honestly, I wish I had run into you instead of Mercury or Emerald. How much more could we have accomplished if Salem wasn't playing such ridiculous games? What a pity. Still... Now, we are together. And the world is in our hands."

Jaune's Brain: Geez... She is in full chuunibiyou mode... I feel bad for her but it's easier to reject her when she's totally crazy and evil.

Jaune: "Yes Cinder."

Cinder: chuckles "Why so deferring all of a sudden?"

Jaune: "I'm always polite to women who come to my bedroom when I'm in a delicate state."

Cinder: chuckles again "Good. Keep it that way."

She heads out. Jaune breaths a sigh of relief... Which is when Pyrrha pops in through the window.

Pyrrha: "Jaune!"

Jaune: "GAH!" He jumps, holding onto his towel "Pyrrha!"

Pyrrha: "S-Sorry..." Stares with a blush and smile "Um... So... Things went well?"

Jaune: "Yeah. You did clear the room-?"

Pyrrha: "Of course! So don't worry... Um... But we have another problem."

Jaune: "What problem-?"

Yang, Ruby, Weiss, and Blake fall out of the ceiling.

Ruby: "GAH!"

Yang: "OOF!"

Weiss: "URK!"

Blake: "Ow."

Jaune: "Wha-What?!"

Pyrrha: "They um... They followed me."

Yang is up first and glaring.

Yang: "What the hell is that chick talking about?! And-And why are you meeting her behind my back nearly naked?!"

Ruby: "YEAH!"

Weiss: "We should freeze her solid!"

Yang: "Then I'll shatter her!"

Blake: "Honestly, if you were going to cheat on us, you should pick someone better than her."

Jaune: groans

Nora: also comes in through the window "Did we miss the soap opera?"

Ren: also comes in "I don't think so."

Jaune: "Okay! Let me explain... Once I have my clothes back on?"

Yang: "NO!"

Jaune: "No to explaining or no to the clothes?"

Pyrrha: blush "Ummm..."

Once Jaune has his clothes back on, and Pyrrha and everyone else have done some sweeps... Jaune explained the situation.

Jaune: "Yeah, basically, Ozpin is using me as a double agent with Cinder."

Ruby: "But how did you know all this stuff?!"

Nora: "Yeah! You knew the attack would happen at the square!"

Jaune: "Oh, I'm sure Oobleck just send the message to just-"

Ruby: "No, it was all over the city."

Weiss: nods "Every electronic billboard."

Jaune: "Well, uh... Um..." sighs

Pyrrha: "It's okay Jaune. Tell them."

Jaune: "... Fine... I can... Kind of. Sort of. See the future. Or I saw one possible future. It might be my Semblance, it might be something else, but... I know what was going to happen."

Stares. Silence. Nora held up a hand.

Nora: "Do I marry Ren?"

Jaune: "I didn't see that far but I'm hopeful? Last I saw you two were taking a break...?"

Nora: "What?! Seriously?!"

Ren: blinks "A break?"

Jaune: "Yeah, I don't know why. Things got really bad, it might have been the stress."

Ruby: "Then... The future... If you're trying to change it-?"

Jaune: "It was bad. Really bad. End of the world bad. I managed to survive it, somehow. A lot of people didn't..." shrugs "That's why I've had to be very, very careful with what I say or do. If we change too much? We will lose our advantage, and Ozpin ordered me to maintain the secrecy."

Ruby: "So, um..."

Jaune: "I can't reveal more details. Not now. Hell, Ozpin's going to chew me out for revealing this much. But we need to be on guard. Things are still in motion... And Blake? Adam is involved."

Blake: tenses

Jaune: "But don't worry. We will NOT let him win. We won't let any of them win. I promise. I just... I need you all to trust me. I have to keep things secret but it's not out of malice. It's because I've been ordered not to by Ozpin and because a lot of it doesn't apply anymore."

Weiss: "... I see."

Ruby: "Wow... Time travel..."

Jaune: sighs "So, let's keep this quiet, okay? Nobody talks about this unless we've done a thorough sweep of the room first. Understood?"

Much nodding and agreement ensues. Yang is very quiet. Jaune sucks in a deep breath.

Jaune: "Now... I'd like to speak with my girlfriend alone, please?"

Pyrrha: "I... Yes Jaune."

Ruby: "Yeah."

Weiss: nods "Of... Of course."

Blake: "Sure."

Ren: nods

Nora: pats Jaune on the shoulder, then Yang "Go easy on him?"

Yang: "... Yeah."

Jaune's Brain: Crap she's mad...

Everyone leaves the room, leaving Jaune and Yang alone. Jaune takes a deep breath as the door is shut behind them.

Yang: "... So... Did we end up together in the future? Is... Is that how you romanced me?"

Jaune: blinks "What?"

Yang: "I-I'm not mad if that's the case. I mean, if I went back in time I'd have... I'd do the same thing. God, that would be weird wouldn't it?"

Jaune: "Um..." rubs the back of his head "Actually, in the future I saw? You ended up with Blake."

Yang: snorts "Blake?! Seriously?!"

Jaune: "Yeah. It was really spur of the moment for both of you. You only admitted your feelings when the alternative was to basically die? So I don't know how strong it was..."

Yang: "But you didn't, like... Carry a torch for me?"

Jaune: "I mean... I might have? I apparently simped over Weiss for a long time and didn't notice Pyrrha's feelings for me until... Well. Until she died."

Yang: frown "Oh..."

Jaune: "Crap. I shouldn't have said that..."

Yang: "Does P-Money know?"

Jaune: "Yeah. She figured it out. She's been helping me with Cinder... Nothing's happened-"

Yang: "I know it hasn't. That's not what I'm... That's not the issue."

Jaune: "What is?"

Yang: sigh "I mean... It's weird, okay? You saw the future and you've changed it and... And we weren't supposed to happen?"

Jaune: "In that future? Maybe? Maybe not? It's a moot point because the world was about to end. That future timeline isn't going to happen. I won't let it happen. And even if it still was, somehow, going to happen? My feelings are real. I... I do love you. It isn't out of defiance of the future or anything... I love you." sighs "And if you want to... To work things out with Blake, break up with me-"

Yang: snorts and laughs "Seriously? Blake? Hahahaha!"

Jaune: "Eh?"

Yang: "Heh... Hey, don't get me wrong, I like her. And well... I mean... I do like girls too. But Blake? She's got issues. Sun's been chasing her for so long and she's barely given him a date or two... While she's pining after you! And teasing us. Point is, I like her... But I don't think we'd last very long if we took that step."

Jaune: "Oh..." That's very mature of her, actually

Yang: "And... And I love you too."

Jaune: bright red

Yang: smiles "H-Hey... A girl appreciates a man who is loyal, kind, brave... And looks great with his shirt off. You really laid it all bare!"

Jaune: "Hahaha!"

Yang: "But still... This is really heavy."

Jaune: wryly "Great Scott."

Yang: "Huh?"

Jaune: "Nevermind. The point is... I'm trying to save everyone because I care for all of you... But you're the one I really truly love."

Yang: slowly nods "... I see. Just... I just need to think about this for a little bit."

Jaune: nods back "I understand."

Jaune's Brain: It was too much to hope she'd get over it instantly.

Yang: "Still, this explains some things..."

Jaune: "Like what?"

Yang: sad smile "Why you look so old when your guard is down. The future fucking sucked for you, didn't it?"

She hugs him tightly. He hugs her back.

Jaune: "Yeah... It sucked for all of us."

Yang: "Well then... Let's make a better one, huh?"

Jaune: smiles "Absolutely."

 

[ThunderBasilisk]

Gahh so sappy! Also throwing more shade at Blake is funny

 

[AndrewJTalon]

Yang and Jaune talk some more... Then come out. All their friends are waiting outside.

Ruby: "O-Oh! Uh, hey guys!"

Weiss: "We weren't eavesdropping!"

Pyrrha: "N-Not at all!"

Ren: deadpan "They were."

Nora: "REN! NOT COOL!"

Blake: "I was."

Weiss: "YOU COULD HAVE LIED!"

Blake: "I'm not bothering." She looks at Yang "Yang? I also find you very hot... But I also agree any romantic relationship between us would be short lived at best. We're just too different and want different things out of life. Also... I'm... Not in a great place right now." She sighs "I have... A lot to work on."

Yang: "Oh..."

Jaune: "Blake... We all do. I don't know all your thoughts from the future, okay? So... So there are no judgements here."

Blake smiles.

Blake: "But we are all friends, no matter what happens, right?"

Yang: grins "Of course!"

Ruby: "Yeah!"

Jaune: "Always."

Weiss: "... Yes."

Blake: happily "And when we all get married to Jaune as part of my royal harem, we'll be even better friends-!"

Jaune: bonks her "NO! Bad Blake!"

Blake: "Owwwww! What? I'll include everyone! Nora and Ren too!"

Nora: "I'M A ONE MAN KIND OF WOMAN THOUGH I ADMIT I HAVE HAD THOUGHTS OF THAT NATURE!"

Ren: red face

Jaune: deadpan "Thank you Nora."

Weiss: "Still... Um... That is a heavy burden. Especially given..." She looks over at Pyrrha uncomfortably

Pyrrha: smiles "I'm not worried. We won't let that happen. I know... I know you won't." She squeezes Jaune's hand

Jaune: smiles. He checks with Yang, who smiles back. He turns back to Pyrrha. "Definitely."

Ruby: "We're not losing anyone... And we're going to save the world." Hugs Jaune

Jaune: "Yeah..."

Isabel: "JAUNE MILES ARC!"

Jaune: "Oh crap..."

Jaune's Brain: That's canon?!

Jaune turns back to see his parents walking up. Isabel is angry and Nick is grinning.

Nick: thumbs up "Great job, son! I knew you could do it!"

Jaune: "Oh, well, it was a team effort and we all worked together-"

Isabel: "Not THAT! Did you teach your friends my Might technique?!"

Jaune: "Um, well... Yes? And a few other Aura techniques? It helped us win and it was the least I could do since they all helped me train and study-"

Isabel: sighs in exasperation "Back in the day, you could only share those techniques with women you intended to marry or have join the clan!"

Jaune: "Wait... Wha... You don't mean-?!"

Blake: gasps happily

Ruby: blush "What?!"

Yang: "What?!"

Pyrrha: "What?!"

Weiss: "N-No way! How is that enforceable?!"

Nora; "YAY! WE'RE FAMILY NOW!"

Nick: "COME TO MY ARMS, DAUGHTER NORA! WE WILL SMASH MANY THINGS IN CELEBRATION OF YOUR BROTHER JAUNE'S MARRIAGES!"

Nora: "YAYYYY-Wait. Can I still marry Ren if we're part of the clan?"

Nick: "SURE AS SHOOTING!"

Nora: "YAAAAAYYYY!" Hugs Nick

Jaune: "Mom... There is no way this is legal. In any way. At all."

Isabel: "No, of course it's not."

Jaune: sighs in relief

Isabel: "But you deserved a scare after all the torment you put your poor mother through!" Hugs him tightly "My brave son...!"

Jaune: "Urk... Well... Sorry Mom, but this is what I needed to do."

Isabel: sighs "I know... I know... I'll get used to it. Eventually... Of course, your Nana is very traditionalist so let's hope she doesn't hear about any of this."

Nora: "Awww... Does that mean I don't get adopted?"

Nick: "You do! But not your boyfriend! So it's less incesty!"

Nora: "HOORAY!"

Jaune: "Well at least someone's happy..."

Yang: "What? Marrying a lot of hot babes isn't fun for you, sweetie~?"

Jaune: "I'm not answering that."

 

[ThunderBasilisk]

We now need a chapter of Jaune, Nick, and Nora having a day of smashing stuff. Probably pots cause cousin Link was a bad influence

 

[AndrewJTalon]

Nick: "NORA! Are you smashing things?"

Nora: "Yes!"

Nick: "It's after your bedtime! You gotta get enough sleep so you can keep smashing things properly!"

Nora: gasp "You're right!"

Nick: "Plus, you don't want to miss dreams where you're a pirate queen, do you?"

Nora: double gasp "YOU"RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT, DAD!"

Nick: "HAHAHA! I AM!"

 

[AndrewJTalon]

Anyway! There are plenty of characters in RWBY to use and develop. So with that in mind... More fun prompts!

-May Zedong bonds with Ruby over guns and sniping. And having an ungrateful team that gets on their nerves.

-An older prompt, but: The team leaders have meetings and they reveal a side of themselves they don't show their teams. Mostly. Sometimes.

-Blake has to rest in the infirmary after getting injured. Her friends do their best to keep her in her hospital bed so she can recover. Sun especially.

-Ciel, Penny and Neon have a girl's night out as Atlas' female representatives to Beacon. Penny takes advice from Ruby on how to have a fun girls' night out. So you can guess how badly it goes.

-Neptune tries to convince his childhood friend Arslan Altan to go out with him. She is not amused.

-Scarlet just wanted to go on a date with Nolan. No fuss, no muss. But now there are yaoi fangirls stalking them!

-How do other side characters react to Jaune Arc's parents showing up at Beacon?

 

[AndrewJTalon]

We need badass sky pirates in RWBY. We only got Tok, who sucks. So to that end, here's one I made:

While Winter and Weiss are on vacation in a resort town during the summer break (and where Team SSSN coincidentally took their vacation in):

- - -

Weiss had just settled in for the night, practically dancing on the air as she laid down into her comfortable bed in the Chateau D'Aulnoy. Her thoughts were light and happy, as she sighed and snuggled into her sheets.

A week. A week of romance with her first boyfriend, Neptune! He'd been such a gentleman! He had gone to the beach with her (she swam, he begged off to relax), explored the cliffs, toured the city, and they'd had so many meals together! He'd been endlessly warm and polite and complimentary! He had held her hand, and kissed it, and been so gallant and kind!

He had often seemed distracted at times, which had been a bit annoying. Especially around other women. She'd worked hard to keep his attention on her.

She should have been the center of his attention in all ways! Who did he think he was?

Though honestly, he was probably intimidated by Winter. Winter had followed them around, never overbearing but always around. She supposed she couldn't blame him. Winter intimidated her.

She appreciated her older sister's concern but really! She could handle herself!

Otherwise, it was a lot of fun. It was probably the most fun she'd had in a long, long time.

Even with Winter's overly protective tendencies.

Weiss was just about to drift off to sleep, hopefully with dreams of her wonderful first boyfriend… When the peace of the night was shattered by loud music and raucous singing.

"Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me
We pillage plunder, we rifle and loot
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho
We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me~!"

Weiss groaned and sat up.

"What is going on…?"

She got up out of bed and stalked to the window. She cast open the curtains and glared out.

"Who is making all that… Racket?!"

A gigantic red and gold airship was hovering alongside Ponce, over the beach. It was long and large, at least 200 meters long from Weiss' quick estimation. It had a massive, sleek hull, dagger shaped, with large Dust-powered engines in huge nacelles near the aft with long, trailing wings to aid it in flight. It had intimidating triple gun turrets on the dorsal and ventral sides, with several smaller guns all along the hull. A tall, swept back, fin-shaped mast stood on the top deck, covered in antennas and sensors, which made the entire vessel resemble a gigantic, sky-going shark.

And lit up with lights, a large black flag with a skull and crossbones waved from the mast.

From her studies of history, Weiss recognized it as a Valean Montana-class air battleship, one of the last ever built for Vale. Only one had been finished, but it had been left in drydock for decades before they decided to scrap it. She knew this because the SDC had been contracted to scrap it while her grandfather and her uncle were still in charge.

When they'd come to the drydock though, the battleship had vanished. It had been stolen and christened with a name that would strike fear into hearts across Remnant:

The Jolly Roger.

Smaller airships, mostly commercial or light patrol models, darted around Ponce, all painted in similar red and gold colors. One flew past Weiss' hotel window with a roar, and she shrieked in surprise. Yet even louder than the engines was the singing!

"We kindle and char and enflame and ignite
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho
We burn up the city, we're really a fright
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho~!"

Winter burst into the room, already in her battle uniform and wielding her sword.

"Weiss! Get dressed, get your weapon, they're pirates!" Winter cried.

Weiss complied, yanking on her combat outfit and taking up Myrtenaster. She grabbed any stock of Dust she had on hand and got ready in a few minutes. Outside, numerous pirates were spilling out of Dustcraft, into shops, bars and across the Ponce boulevard.

Winter and Weiss leaped out the window and landed on the main thoroughfare of Ponce, just as one of the many dust craft landed before them: An Atlesian gunship, painted in red and black stripes. Several other dust craft flew around them, spotlights illuminating the two Schnee sisters. Weiss held up her hand and scowled against the brightness, even as Winter stood firm.

The hatch on the gunship opened, and several air pirates ran out. All dressed in combat armor vests, boots, with guns and swords at their sides over their multicolored clothing. They formed an honor guard around the ramp of the gunship, and stood at attention as a man stepped out.

He was tall-Almost seven feet tall. His hair was black and curly, tied in a tail behind him. His face was almost aristocratic with his high cheekbones and pointed chin, with an immaculately tended beard to frame his face. His eyes were black as the night and swept over the area with a keen gaze.

He wore a broad-brimmed burgundy hat, topped with a black Nevermore feather. His pants were black and his shirt white, underneath a deep red greatcoat, and his boots were well travelled and up to his knees. Pouches hung from his belt, along with a well used cutlass. His left hand was normal flesh, but his right was shiny and metallic, flexing at some unconscious musing.

He stepped out onto the pavement of Ponce, his gaze finally zeroing in on Winter and Weiss. He showed no fear, no malice-Just a hard, unrelenting determination. If the situation were not so dire, Weiss might have called the older man handsome.

"Ladies," the man spoke with a smooth baritone voice, "Captain Jim Silverhand, at your service." He doffed his hat and bowed.

"What does the most infamous Valean air pirate want with a resort town?!" Winter demanded, pointing her sword at him.

"Yeah!" Weiss declared, pointing her own blade at the man.

Captain Silverhand stood back up with an almost charming smile.

"Why… We are here to celebrate!" He cried, holding his arms up, "Isn't that right, lads?!"

"YAR!" Bellowed his crew, from the dust craft to the pirates with him.

"You won't get past us!" Winter snarled.

"But you must," Silverhand chuckled. "For if you don't, the consequences will be most… Dire."

The pirates with him tensed, their hands on their weapons. Winter shifted into her combat position, as did Weiss.

"Weiss, I'll hold them off. You run and raise the alarm," Winter muttered to her younger sister.

Weiss stared in shock.

"Sister?"

"I'll handle this, you need to-!"

"Dad?!"

The tension was broken as both parties turned to look over at Team SSSN. Scarlet was staring in shock and disbelief, as Sun, Neptune, and Sage stood ready with their weapons.

Silverhand's expression abruptly changed from shock… To joy.

The pirate captain moved, and Winter made to strike to protect the young man. Silverhook however moved too fast for her reflexes, and in an instant, he was…

Embracing the redheaded teenager?

"SCARLET! MY SON! How are you?" Silverhand laughed, patting the shorter man on the back, "Look at you! Are you eating enough, son? Are these reprobates taking care of you?"

"Uh, yeah, Captain Silverhand, sir," Neptune managed, as dumbfounded as anyone not a pirate or Scarlet. "We are.

"Totally," Sun said, raising an eyebrow. Sage looked almost amused.

"Son…?" Weiss managed.

Scarlet pushed Silverhand away with a scowl.

"I'm fine, Dad! Seriously, what the hell is going on?! Why are you all flying around and making a ruckus?! You're scaring everyone to death!"

Silverhand looked a bit embarrassed. He rubbed the back of his head.

"Well, I wanted to find you and celebrate the good news!" He looked over his shoulder. "SMIEGEL!"

A shorter man in battle vest over a blue and white striped shirt darted out from behind the taller pirates. His hair was white, his blue eyes magnified behind spectacles, and he carried a Scroll rather than a weapon.

"Yes sir, Captain!" Smiegel cried, skidding to a halt in front of Scarlet and his captain, "Young Master Scarlet, the good news!"

He held up his Scroll and projected a large legal form. Winter and Weiss read it quickly, Winter finishing first with a disbelieving scowl.

"'Letter of Marque, issued by the Valean Government?!'"

"That is correct," Silverhand said cheerfully, "My fleet have gone legit! We are now part of the Valean Defense Forces… Such as they are!"

"You and your gang of ruffians?!" Weiss cried in disbelief. Silverhand grinned.

"Absolutely! We've all received a blanket pardon, and can now go about as lawful citizens!"

"Let me see that!" Winter demanded, looking over the Letter of Marque with a scowl. Smiegel looked over at Silverhand, who then nodded.

"But of course! Miss Schnee, Miss Schnee, you will find the documentation authentic, and my crew's behavior beyond reproach!"

A pirate was thrown out of a nearby bar. The man snarled, stood up, and pulled out his gun.

"I'll teach you to-!"

"HAWKINS!" Silverhand barked. Hawkins winced and looked over to Silverhook.

"Captain, I-I was just-!"

"We shall comport ourselves as gentlemen, Mister Hawkings!" Silverhand barked, "Or I'll keelhaul you!"

Hawkins shook and saluted.

"Aye-aye, sir!"

Silverhand smirked over at Winter, who scowled angrily back.

"As you can see, Miss Schnee, unless we are violating any laws, we cannot be impeded-Certainly not by a foreign agent."

"You… You're violating airspace!" Weiss tried. Silverhand looked over at Smiegel, who checked his Scroll.

"Aye sir, we might be loitering."

"Ugh," Silverhand sighed, "Pay the bloody fine!" He looked back to his son with a bright smile. "So, how are you, my lad?"

"I was better before you dropped in," Scarlet grunted. "Seriously, what is all this?!"

Silverhand sighed and shook his head.

"Right… I knew you'd be upset," he said. He turned to his pirates. "Crew! The song!"

"Aye sir!" His pirates cried. They produced musical instruments, and Silverhand held a tuning pipe to his lips. He blew it, producing an A. He nodded.

"Right, begin men!" Silverhand shouted.

The pirates began to play a jaunty tune, and the lead began to sing.

"It's okay to be gay, let's rejoice with the boys in the gay way
Hooray for the kind of man that you will find in the gay way-!"

"NO!" Silverhand bellowed, as Scarlet gaped in utter mortification, "NOT THAT ONE! WE ALREADY DID THAT ONE!"

Smiegel smacked every one of the pirate musicians, who all took the punishment stoically.

Sun and Neptune were coughing suspiciously behind their hands. Sage shook his head. Weiss wondered when this had become her life.

"Right, the other song-"

"I DON'T NEED A SONG!" Scarlet growled. Silverhand stared.

"You used to love singing along with the crew!"

Scarlet swept his hand through his hair, irritated.

"Yeah, when I was eight! Seriously Dad, what the hell?! Why are you doing all this?!"

"I just wanted to celebrate with my beloved son," Silverhand shot back, "Come on, lad! Isn't this what you were so upset about? You went off to be a hunter because you didn't want to be a pirate!"

"I didn't!" Scarlet growled. "So what changed, huh?!"

Silverhand sighed, and doffed his hat again. He pressed it to his chest, as the pirate band began to play somber music.

"Last year, we ran across a lad trying to make his way to Vale to become a Huntsman," he said, "A plucky boy, running away from home, defying his family. It wasn't an easy decision for him to make, but he still stuck to it. He was impetuous, and got in constant trouble… But he was a good lad, and earned my respect. Because I realized…"

Silverhand looked over at Scarlet, his face dark with emotion.

"He had become a man. He was no longer a boy. And you must respect a man's choices."

He looked into Scarlet's eyes, somber and serious.

"You had become a man, and I didn't respect your choices," he said softly, "Can you forgive me, Scarlet? Can you forgive your captain, your father, his mistake?"

Scarlet's mouth opened and closed a few times. He coughed and looked aside.

"I… Of course, Dad," Scarlet managed.

Silverhand held out his arms. Scarlet sighed, and stepped up to hug his father. They embraced.

"Awww," the pirates all cooed. Smiegel sniffled and wiped his eyes. Weiss, despite the ridiculousness of the situation, felt a bit touched and jealous of the obvious fatherly love and care the pirate captain was showing his son.

"Brings a tear to the eye," Neptune snarked.

"So wholesome," Sun sighed.

"I am very moved," Sage deadpanned.

"You assholes can shut up!" Scarlet snarled.

Silverhand laughed and patted his son on the shoulder.

"Well! That clear everything up, Miss Schnee?" He asked Winter. He looked over at Weiss. "Miss Schnee?"

Winter sighed heavily.

"If your men cause any trouble, you will answer to me," she growled. Silverhook grinned and nodded.

"Of course, miss, of course. NOW! Let's go drink and sing! DRINK UP, ME HEARTIES, YOHOOOO~!"

They headed off to a nearby bar, along with the rest of the pirates. Winter followed with a scowl. Weiss watched them go. She looked over at Neptune, who was grinning.

"Neptune?"

"Oh! Hey Weiss!" Neptune said. He closed the distance between them and embraced her. "You weren't scared, I hope? I'd have fought all those pirates for you."

Weiss flushed. Sun and Sage both rolled their eyes. Ugh, boys.

"I uh, I'm fine, thank you," she said with a smile. She shook her head. "Honestly? This has just been too… Weird. I kind of want to just… Go to bed."

Neptune waggled his eyebrows.

"Oho? I like forward girls."

Weiss went bright red, and giggled nervously.

"I-I mean… I didn't mean… Well… I mean… We… We might-"

"Weiss!" Winter called. Weiss and Neptune looked back at Winter, who scowled at them.

"We'll be keeping an eye on the pirates tonight. Sun Wukong! Your team too," she stated, glancing at Sun.

Sun sighed, and shrugged.

"As you wish, miss," he said. "Come on men. And Weiss… And Neptune."

"HEY!" Neptune growled, as his two friends headed off after Winter. Weiss chuckled.

"It… It's all right, Neptune," Weiss said with a smile, "I-I'm sure we'll get the chance for you to show your… Manliness, later at Beacon?"

Neptune glanced at her, and put on a charming smile. He took Weiss's hand.

"Of course, Snow Angel. Anything you like."

Her heart fluttered as she followed Neptune along. Even amongst all these raucous, poorly groomed pirates, it was still an amazing time.

Still… She really did look forward to returning to Beacon. It was sure to be much quieter, if nothing else. Even with her ridiculous friends.

- - -

Naturally Captain Silverhand and Smiegel are basically Captain Hook and Smee from "Peter Pan" (And a bit to Long John Silver from "Treasure Island"). Since Scarlet is a Peter Pan reference, it seemed logical for him to have some pirate (adopted) family.

The Jolly Roger is named a Montana-class air battleship, after the last battleships ever designed for the US Navy, the Montana-class. Montana is named for the Spanish word for "mountain", so it fits into Remnant fairly easily. She is named for Captain Hook's ship from "Peter Pan", and for the Jolly Roger flag typically flown by pirates.

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And here is the info file on the Jolly Roger herself:

Jolly Roger

Length: 210 meters
Beam: 140 meters
Draft: 78 meters
Displacement: 56,000 tons
Crew: 480
Armament:
-Six 16" Dust Cannons in Two Turrets
-Eight 5" Dust Cannons in Four Turrets
-Four Atlasian Point Defense Dust Autocannons
-Multiple machine guns and small arms
Defenses:
-8" Ablative Armor
-12" Dust Forged Steel Armor
-MistralTron Electronic Jamming System
Powerplant:
-Eight Howe and Pushton Dust Reactors
-Four Valean Electric Afterburning Turbothrusters
-Dust-Powered Quantum Levitation System
Performance:
-Top Speed: 150 miles per hour
-Range: 15,000 miles

The Jolly Roger is the first, last, and only Montana-class air battleship that was built for the Valean Air Navy. It was under construction during a time when the Great War Treaty was being reconsidered given the Faunus Revolution. It was based on a design from the Great War. It had fairly open architecture to allow it to be easily upgraded, and was focused on a big gun, all-or-nothing armor approach. Her protection was maximized around her engines, command and control, powerplant, and main gun turrets. An extensive fabrication system, based upon Atlasian technology, was put into the vessel to make it as self sufficient as possible. Up to 90 percent of its spare parts could be manufactured by the vessel using local materials.

With the end of the Faunus Revolution, the Montana Air Battleship Project was not immediately canceled but was put under review, as the first vessel was nearly completed. With the expansion of the Great War Treaty to have Atlas take over all military operations for the Four Kingdoms, the project was ultimately canceled and the lone example was to be scrapped without even being given a name. However, an enterprising young air pirate decided to save the ship from her fate.

In a daring raid, Captain James "Jim" Silverhand stole the vessel and named her the Jolly Roger. Over the next fifteen years, she formed the core of his ever growing pirate fleet, her fabrication facilities allowing for him to maintain not only the very large and powerful battleship, but also numerous other vessels (though Jolly Roger herself is the only real warship among them). Over the years, Jolly Roger has been upgraded with more advanced tech and weaponry, including a MistralTron Electronic Jamming System that is military grade and allows the vessel to go undetected by radar despite its large size.

Despite her sustainability in terms of maintenance, Jolly Roger is a considerable Dust hog and so Silverhand's fleet has focused upon raiding Dust shipments to keep her going. Silverhand has also assisted other pirate groups, rogue nations and factions to keep his beloved "Lady" in operation, working as mercenaries and even doing legitimate security work. Said Silverhand, "When I saw her lying there in her dock, about to be scrapped and picked clean without ever feeling the wind underneath her wings, I knew I had to liberate her. Because a ship is freedom, and seeing one in bondage is the most horrific thing imaginable."

 

[TheFabulousCustodes]

The Jolly Roger's captain is also an excellent song writer.....

 

[LordofBones]

Ghira must tap into the deadliest power of them all: racist parenting!

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Alternatively, Ghira employs another strategy: complete and utter acceptance.

Blake being a teenager, it works.

Blake: "You...you can't accept Adam!"
Ghira: "Sweetie, you know I'll always accept whoever you-"
Blake: "No! Just look at him! You're okay with me dating some temperamental edgelord with no future job prospects?! How's he supposed to take care of me?!"
Ghira: "I'm sure love will find a way, dear-"
Blake: *lips quivering* "Love? LOVE? He spends more time in front of a mirror than I do!"
Ghira: "I'm sure you just need some adjusting-"
Blake: "He needed to look up 'female orgasm' in a dictionary!"
Ghira: *cringing* "Well, practice-"
Blake: *lips wobbling* "You don't love me anymore!"
Adam: "My love, we-"
Blake: "Oh, go moo in a field somewhere, you glorified cow! We're through!"

Blake: "Daddy, this is Jaune, my boyfriend-"
Ghira: "Oh, hell no! You will not sully yourself with a human!"
Blake: "Wha - how dare you! Jaune's kind and sweet and-"
Ghira: "What happened to that Adam boy? Now he was someone with potential-"
Blake: "Jaune has a hundred times more potential! The only reason he's not in medical school is because he wanted to become a Huntsman!"
Ghira: "Adam was a real man-"
Blake: "I thought Jaune was a horse faunus the first time I saw him naked! There's a crater in the Emerald Forest from our last quickie!"
Ghira: "You will not bear this...human's...spawn!"
Blake: "Oh yeah?! I'm going to choke on his mega-cock in my childhood bed, then he's going to breed me with gold-haired kittens! Suck on that, old man!"
Ghira: *cringes, but discreet thumbs up to Jaune*
Blake: *ranting* "Take my fat ass hard, Jaune! I want everyone to know who collared Menagerie's princess!"

 

[AndrewJTalon]

It took a few days for things to get better. RWBY and JNPR went off into Vale to help with clean up and aid. They even visited the Children's Hospital to see Ginger.

Ginger: "Jaune! Ruby!"

Jaune: "Hey!"

Ruby: "HEYAH!"

Ruby hugs Ginger. Jaune hugs her next.

Ginger: "Thank you for saving me! You're both the coolest!"

Jaune: "Thanks! You were very brave too, you know?"

Ruby: "Yeah! You only threw up once!"

Ginger's mother show up-An attractive older woman with ginger hair.

Ginger's Mom: "Oh thank you, thank you, both of you!" She hugged Ruby... Then hugged Jaune for much longer. "You-You saved my little girl!"

Jaune: "Er, well, it was a team effort ma'am."

Ginger's Mom: "Oh please, I'm-I'm not that old! Ma'am!"

Jaune: "Um, Miss?"

Ginger's Mom: blush "Oh my~..."

Jaune's Brain: Oh shit, it still works on MILFS?!

Ruby, thankfully, was on the case. She pulled Jaune away and pushed him out the door.

Ruby: "We'll see you later Ginger! And her mom!"

Ginger: "Do-Do you think I could be a great Hunter like you two some day?"

Jaune: smiles "Totally..."

Ginger: "HEE!"

Ruby pushed him out. Jaune sighed as they went down a hallway towards a maintenance area.

Jaune: "Thank you... That was getting weird-"

Ruby then shoved him by his shoulders against the wall. She glared up into his eyes.

Ruby: "Jaune..." Her eyes glowed "I've checked around. There's nobody, and I'm wearing a jammer system."

Jaune: "Is that why I've heard a buzzing sound? Is it gonna interfere with the medical equipment-?"

Ruby: "Jaune... I... I need to know about the future."

Jaune's Brain: Oh boy...

Ruby: "I... Look, I'm not great at social stuff but I've seen you look at me. Like you were so sad. And-And you've been my best friend and... And I just... I have to know!"

Jaune: "Ruby. That future isn't going to happen. I will never let it happen. We won't let it happen-!"

Ruby: "But I have to know! I have to... I mean... W-Were you my friend then too?"

Jaune takes her hands between his and looks her right in her silver eyes.

Jaune: "Ruby... There will never be a timeline where we aren't best friends. Where I don't love you."

Ruby: bright red "J-J-JAUNE!"

Jaune: "So we were best friends."

Ruby: "So... What happened? What are you so sad about?"

Jaune: "A LOT of things made me sad about the future, Ruby! There was no limit! Why do you want to know-?"

Ruby: "I-I just want to know! I just..." She closed her eyes "I just... I have to know."

Jaune: "But..."

Ruby: "Please Jaune?"

Jaune: "You won't... You just..."

Ruby: "Did... Did I hurt you? Did I... Did I break your heart? Did I... Did I...?" Her eyes began to fill with tears

Jaune's Brain: Goddamnit... How do I put this and explain it?! The explanation is that the writing was terrible and her character development was reset every damn season until she killed her duplicate and reset her character AGAIN! Come on, think, think...!

Jaune: "... Ruby. You took on everything. You tried to be strong for everyone. You kept going no matter what and... And it weighed on you. It hurt you to keep going. At some point, you couldn't... Couldn't take it anymore. You just weren't able to handle all the pain, the loss, the heartbreak, and you... You..."

Ruby: sniffles "... Did I... Break?"

Jaune: "... Yes. Yes, you did. It's complicated and involves magic stuff but you... Basically killed yourself. Or rather you killed a copy of your darkness and bad memories and reset yourself."

Ruby: confused "... Eh?"

Jaune: "I don't really get it myself... " Mainly because the fucking writers sure as hell didn't... He sighs "Look... The point is? That's not going to happen. Because we're not going to let it happen, okay?"

Ruby: "I... Y-Yeah..."

Jaune hugged her tightly. She hugged him back.

Jaune: wince "I didn't want to tell you because... Because I don't want to hurt you, Ruby. I want to help you. But... Not talking to you in the old timeline is what made things go so wrong and... Sorry... God, I made everything worse..."

Ruby: takes a deep breath "No! No... I... I mean... I'm realizing there's a lot I just don't know about... About so much. I've had to keep a lot inside because... Because I wanted Yang and Dad to be happy. Because I've had to keep the team going. Because... A lot of things."

Jaune: "Then let me make things clear, okay? You can talk to me about anything. Absolutely anything. I will never judge you, Ruby. I won't."

Ruby: "W-Well... Okay. Not now though, I..." shakes her head "I can't do it now."

Jaune: "No, I get it." pats her on the head "But I swear... We will get through this together. All of us."

Ruby: "... And you? What happened to you?"

Jaune: "... I'm... Not ready to talk about that either."

Ruby: nods "I-I get it... But I'm here for you too."

Jaune: smiles "I know. Thank you, Crater Face."

Ruby: pouts "Ugh... Did you have to ruin it like that, Vomit Boy?"

Jaune: "Pretty much!"

Ruby: "Ugh... You don't have any kids but you make so many Dad jokes!"

Jaune: "So, I'm a bit premature? Like a baby?"

Ruby: "UGGGHHH! You're lucky I love you!"

Jaune: "I know."

 

[TheFabulousCustodes]

-How do other side characters react to Jaune Arc's parents showing up at Beacon?

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Cardin meets Jaune's parents, who are not amused by the bullying.

 

[Dragon Bob]

Cardin meets Jaune's parents, who are not amused by the bullying.

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Even better, at this point Cardin has completed his character development. He approaches Jaune's parents and admits to the bullying and does a full formal apology. The Jaune's parents are conflicted because they want to beat him into a pulp but he's also taking responsibility and split the difference. Cardin gets hell training.

 

[TheFabulousCustodes]

Even better, at this point Cardin has completed his character development. He approaches Jaune's parents and admits to the bullying and does a full formal apology. The Jaune's parents are conflicted because they want to beat him into a pulp but he's also taking responsibility and split the difference. Cardin gets hell training.

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Velvet can take care of Cardin afterwards under Isabel's coaching.

 

[AndrewJTalon]

Ren and Nora are walking through Beacon. A child runs by... And then trips. He falls and cries.

Nora: "Oh!"

Ren kneels down and looks into the eyes of the child.

Ren: "Stand up... Stand up on your own. You can do it."

The child does so, sniffling

Ren: "Good. You must stay strong for those you care about. You want to be strong, don't you?"

Child: "Y-yes..."

Ren: nods "Then always get back up on your own. They need you."

The child nods and runs off back to his mom

Ren: Turns and sees Nora staring dreamily at him "... What?"

Nora: "Oh, nothing~..."

Nora sees the mother staring at Ren dreamily, and glares. She takes his arm and holds up her hammer threateningly.

Nora: "Keep walking, homewrecker!"

Ren: small smile

 

[SharkCultist]

A one in a million scenario happens.

On Halloween (the day when barriers are at their weakest) team RWBY for shits and giggles try to do a magical ritual.

At the same time dozens of other teenagers are doing it for shits and giggles too.

Add in team RWBY doing this in their dorm, where Weiss keeps her dust aka magic rocks and something special happens.

The seal the brother gods put on remnants magic

Pops.

Violently.

Suddenly magic is everywhere! Faunus and humans turning into magical races, ghost appearing (and boy did summer have some shit to say to her old team).

It's a madhouse!

And yet for some reason Goodwitch still won't let them skip class tomorrow.

 

[AndrewJTalon]

Anyway guys, I'm gonna be changing up my posting schedule. You will be able to see all my fics in two weeks for free. However! If you want to see my latest stuff sooner, you just have to join my Patreon here:

https://www.patreon.com/c/AndrewJTalon

It's really cheap and it would help me write more.

 

[Bommel]

idea:

- Jaune's Semblance Aura Amp has an unknown and unintended side-effect, as it causes people who are frequently healed/boosted more than a certain amount of times by it to slowely turn into "angels", with more uses of Aura Amp only accelerating the process.
Now all of Jaune's friends have to deal with awkward new celestial features, traits and powers, because they're very new, they're not used to them, and they get in the way.

Spoiler: Somewhat like this (what inspired the idea)

Spoiler: Some examples of their new celestial features, traits and powers:

• Wings, with require new clothes, are annoying to lay on your back with, there are feathers everywhere, they need to be cleaned, dried and preened, can't fly with them yet because they're too small or they haven't learned how to yet, and when they're big and strong (and they can ge incredibly large and strong) they bump/smash into a lot of things, make lots of involuntary movements and could get quite sensetive.
• Halo: shines brightly at night when they're trying to sleep (though it is good if you can only sleep with a nightlight), bump into things above your head, makes wearing hats very difficult, and may burn things that touch it for too long.
• Extra eyes: because biblical accurate angels are a thing, they're quite embarrassed by them (though Jaune reassures them they still look beautiful, and the eyes give them an exotic quality), all the extra vision is somewhat confusing to reajust to, and they're eyes might also glow slightly now.
• Celestial body markings: they have mystical markings/tattoos all over their bodies that denounce them as angelic, which look like they're made from nacre/mother-of-pearl, but they're also quite obvious and draw a lot of attantion (if the other features already didn't).
• Permanent beauty/make-up: Their beauty and figure was also enhanced, as well as having permanent perfect beauty make-up and hair at all times, even when they wanted to go for a different style.
• Powers: Thay also get the powers to heal and smite with holy power through a touch or weapon, but they're very new so they often use the wrong one that they intended to use, or use them completely at random (accidentally healing a bunch of wilted flowers, or smiting a game console).
• They constantly have to deal with people saying crappy pick up likes like; "did it hurt when you fell from heaven".

 

[SharkCultist]

Horror ideas.

Dying while linked to broken magic that connects to the soul isn't good for you.

Pyrrha is still kinda around. But she's got a Grudge.

(I had such a crush on that pale ass Asian ghost lady when I was younger.)

 

[AndrewJTalon]

Horror ideas.

Dying while linked to broken magic that connects to the soul isn't good for you.

Pyrrha is still kinda around. But she's got a Grudge.

(I had such a crush on that pale ass Asian ghost lady when I was younger.)

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Pyrrha is chilling out in front of the TV. It lights up, and a well appears. She stares at this in disbelief... And yelps as a pale woman with long black hair, a white dress, and gray skin crawls out.

Pyrrha: "Oh no oh no oh no...!"

Jaune walks in.

Jaune: "Hey Pyr, what's-?"

Pyrrha: "JAUNE! It's-It's-!"

Jaune: brightly "Sadako!"

Sadako: smiles happily "Jaune!"

They embrace. Pyrrha gapes.

Jaune: "So good to see you! It wasn't too much trouble to get here, was it?"

Sadako: "No, I have my magic-I mean Semblance!"

Jaune: "Great! Pyrrha, this is Sadako! She's my childhood friend! Sadako, this is Pyrrha, my partner and good friend!"

Pyrrha: "How... How do you do?"

Sadako: "Wonderful to meet you!"

Jaune: "Let me get some food cooking! Meet me in the kitchenette, just give me a bit!"

Sadako: "Sure! Can't wait to taste your cooking again!"

Jaune leaves. Pyrrha smiles nervously at Sadako.

Pyrrha: "So... Um..."

Sadako: "In love with him, too, huh?"

Pyrrha: bright red "I-But-Um-Uh!"

Sadako: sighs "I mean I was gonna kill him, being a spirit of vengeance and all, but... He's just so nice. Kind. Sunny..." drools "And well hung."

Pyrrha: "... How well hung?"

 

[SharkCultist]

Pyrrha: "... How well hung?"

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It's gonna be like the TFS bit isn't it?

*Sound of pants hitting the ground*

*Sound of meat hitting the ground*

 

[NightDranzer]

It's gonna be like the TFS bit isn't it?

*Sound of pants hitting the ground*

*Sound of meat hitting the ground*

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Best of all; Long Schlong Jaune is actually canon XD.


View: https://youtu.be/WwITJM8Bh7k?t=49


....I'm being reminded of that old Naruto meme about the bigger the Chakra the bigger the dick, but with Aura this time.

 

[AndrewJTalon]

And before I sleep... A bit of nostalgia made me look at other stuff I loved when I was a Brony.

And lo and behold... I found some individuals who might fit very well into Remnant... Potentially as members of the Arc Clan:


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlEb3L1PIco

Vivi Yukino, Arthur Kingsman, Lewis Pepper (the Ghost) and Mystery=Formally a group of paranormal investigators who ran into drama when ??? changed their lives... And...


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TqfBEX6QtE

Leopold, the Necromancer Conductor.

Let the ideas flow!

 

[ThunderBasilisk]

Vivi Yukino, Arthur Kingsman, Lewis Pepper (the Ghost) and Mystery=Formally a group of paranormal investigators who ran into drama when ??? changed their lives... And...

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Lewis death can be caused by an Apathy variant. And his Semblance activated upon his death bringing him back but not fully and memories were fragmented a bit till Leopold is contacted.

Also woohoo another Mystery Skulls fan!

 

[ThunderBasilisk]

Pyrrha is chilling out in front of the TV. It lights up, and a well appears. She stares at this in disbelief... And yelps as a pale woman with long black hair, a white dress, and gray skin crawls out.

Pyrrha: "Oh no oh no oh no...!"

Jaune walks in.

Jaune: "Hey Pyr, what's-?"

Pyrrha: "JAUNE! It's-It's-!"

Jaune: brightly "Sadako!"

Sadako: smiles happily "Jaune!"

They embrace. Pyrrha gapes.

Jaune: "So good to see you! It wasn't too much trouble to get here, was it?"

Sadako: "No, I have my magic-I mean Semblance!"

Jaune: "Great! Pyrrha, this is Sadako! She's my childhood friend! Sadako, this is Pyrrha, my partner and good friend!"

Pyrrha: "How... How do you do?"

Sadako: "Wonderful to meet you!"

Jaune: "Let me get some food cooking! Meet me in the kitchenette, just give me a bit!"

Sadako: "Sure! Can't wait to taste your cooking again!"

Jaune leaves. Pyrrha smiles nervously at Sadako.

Pyrrha: "So... Um..."

Sadako: "In love with him, too, huh?"

Pyrrha: bright red "I-But-Um-Uh!"

Sadako: sighs "I mean I was gonna kill him, being a spirit of vengeance and all, but... He's just so nice. Kind. Sunny..." drools "And well hung."

Pyrrha: "... How well hung?"

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What kinda Sadako are we working with here? And it would be hilarious if Jaunes was basically the object of adoration for many supernatural ladies cause his himbo rizz is even stronger than Nicks. Like I can see Hachishakusama and Kankandara being all over him.

 

[Abramus5250]

What kinda Sadako are we working with here? And it would be hilarious if Jaunes was basically the object of adoration for many supernatural ladies cause his himbo rizz is even stronger than Nicks. Like I can see Hachishakusama and Kankandara being all over him.

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Nick, wiping away a manly tear: I'm so proud!

Of course it's the dummy thicc Sadako that Jaune doesn't quite seem to grasp is into him, but she's not muscular thicc like Yang or Pyrrha. Softer for sure but not fat, and of course she'd notice Jaune's apparent virility, probably peeked on him through his Scroll screen when he wasn't dressed, since I don't think she can move through mirrors. Or she 'caught' him coming out of the shower but he didn't see her before she fled.

One fic I liked (Councilman Arc) had Lady Dimitrescu as one of Jaune's ancestors, grandma I think. 9 foot tall stacked older woman who dotes on him like he's still 5 but could probably choke out an Ursa without much effort.

Assuming there aren't angels of the Brother Gods, there's always the Blacksmith goddess. There's also monstrous beings out there that aren't monster girls but are definitely female, like lewd Deathclaws or highly modified Xenomorph queens or whatever else you may find in the dens of the internet. Lewd SCPs, different aliens from Star Wars or Star Trek, the sky is the limit for any of these and the vectors by which Jaune encounters them.

 

[SharkCultist]

A harem idea that for once isn't for Jaune!

Ren gets tracked down by some....distant relatives.

Tenchi masaki is happy to meet his great (times 36) grandson.

And so are the guards and nobles and diplomats that came with him.

The female guards, nobles and diplomats.

Who are very interested in seeing the royal family expand.

And are perfectly willing to bribe Nora with a genetically modified battle sloth that spits syrup (courtesy of washu).

 

[AndrewJTalon]

-Blake tries to make up for abandoning her friends by playing matchmaker for them... But she can't help how her literature has influenced her so she's gonna get them a harem ending!

-Jaune likes to fish and he's actually very good at it. And cooking the fish. And now Blake won't leave him alone.

-Sun and Jaune become best friends and the ensuing bro-ness is terrible and epic to behold!

-Blake decides to prove she isn't an anti-social weirdo by hosting a poetry slam. God help us all.

-Cinder tries to befriend the members of RWBY and JNPR to sabotage and destroy them. It doesn't go well.

-More for the Arc Clan!

>Young Peter Parquagh is an aspiring inventor and journalist with the Daily Bugle in Vale, and Jaune's cousin. Alas he too has the Arc Harem lead curse... And he's also secretly THE AMAZING SPIDERMAN!

>Hamato Yoshi was a distant relative of Jaune who moved from Fuujin to Vale to escape his criminal kingpin rival, Oroku Saki. Yoshi, a rat faunus, was feared dead after Oroku Saki burned down his home... But year later he returned under the name Master Splinter with four teenaged Turtle Faunus boys he adopted as his sons: Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, and Michaelangelo.

>The best bounty hunter in Remnant, Samus Aran Arc, comes to see her cousin Jaune and hunt down Roman Torchwick.

 

[Fusion Blaster]

A harem idea that for once isn't for Jaune!

Ren gets tracked down by some....distant relatives.

Tenchi masaki is happy to meet his great (times 36) grandson.

And so are the guards and nobles and diplomats that came with him.

The female guards, nobles and diplomats.

Who are very interested in seeing the royal family expand.

And are perfectly willing to bribe Nora with a genetically modified battle sloth that spits syrup (courtesy of washu).

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So which wife of Tenchi's is Ren decended from?

Though I pity Salem now as with that family now directly involved... Like hell Washu won't study how to wipe out the Grimm

 

[TheFabulousCustodes]

-Sun and Jaune become best friends and the ensuing bro-ness is terrible and epic to behold!

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Just two dudes hanging out and blonding.....