Cambrian

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  d.fish

• Nov 9, 2024

This is an Inspirational as Fuck.

And this is an Inspirational as Fuck that has ascended beyond Fuck, or an Inspirational as Fuck Too as I call it.

And this... is... Inspirational as Fuck REEEEEE

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  d.fish

• Nov 8, 2024

"game runs like stephen hawking"

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  d.fish

• Nov 4, 2024

Sometimes, I imagine having a Sandevistan and using it to slow time to 1%, or basically speeding me up 100X, and then stubbing my toe, except because I'm going at 100X, that toe is crushed and turned into liquid or something

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  d.fish

• Nov 4, 2024

"Back in my day, games used to be good"

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  d.fish

• Oct 28, 2024

When you're at that point where you're buying games on steam and not noticing or remembering you did that until a month later when you're scrolling through emails and noticing the receipts

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  d.fish

• Oct 27, 2024

and that's why all farming games should include romance and harems

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  d.fish

• Oct 26, 2024

farming sims and dating sims should be the same since you're spreading seed either way

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  TheFallenJedi66

• Oct 25, 2024

I just realized your name is an abbreviation for 'cum brain'

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  d.fish

• Oct 22, 2024

No, I must resist the commercialism, consumerism, and capitalism and not eat that snickers, damn it!

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  d.fish

• Oct 22, 2024

bruh bro low key high key on god say less finna gucci you doin too much absolute cinema cap no cap rizz mood sigma bussin gyatt baka

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  d.fish

• Oct 21, 2024

I ate too many snickers

• Arashi Zaros

• Oct 21, 2024

Give a quick check and noticed that you have too many fish here, need to diverse diet a bit (here are funny discord comment I found):
Shiro is like Cambrian with plot, but twisted to be brainwashing, corruption, blackmail and rape
Shiro is 'Nega-Cambrian' ! It all make sense now

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  d.fish

• Oct 21, 2024

Still can't believe they made naruto crocs

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  d.fish

• Oct 18, 2024

I still haven't gotten that snickers yet, wtf

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  d.fish

• Oct 15, 2024

Fuck, I wanna eat a snickers now

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  d.fish

• Oct 14, 2024

It's funny how common cannibalism is among gods, well, I mean, like, gods eating humans, not just over here where gods turn people into drugs/pills/elixirs like in Dream of Red Mansion, or demons like in Journey to the West, but you see like Zeus or his dad eating people too, and it's like, you'd think gods are above that, but it's like to gods, people are like talking, walking M&M candies

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  d.fish

• Oct 13, 2024

Don't know why it's a trope for a student (boy) to go to a student's (girl) house to study, and they're like too shy or whatever, and then that student (boy) goes to the bathroom, and for some reason the older woman (big sister/mom/aunt/etc.) just happens to not lock the door, so they bang

Like, it happens so much, do all these houses have that great sound isolation?? And what about the stains???

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  d.fish

• Oct 6, 2024

Lmao that one dude who didn't like the spider girls and was wondering which "girl" Nezha is in the monkey game ahahahahahahahahaa

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  d.fish

• Oct 6, 2024

There ought to be more games where you can marry every pretty person in the entire game

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  d.fish

• Oct 5, 2024

You'd think that with all the new characters in video games with disabilities there'd be more demiliches, but nope, no representation for people with only a skull left.

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  d.fish

• Oct 5, 2024

from the looks of it, Harambe started the last internet decade, Concord started this new internet decade

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  d.fish

• Oct 2, 2024

Maybe they're right, maybe Nintendo is IRL Arasaka

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  d.fish

• Oct 1, 2024

Halo is as retro as Pacman

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  d.fish

• Sep 29, 2024

You know, it's like, starbucks really dropped the ball this year, look at luckin coffee, they did a journey to the west event, you can even get a drinking straw styled like the monkey stick

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  d.fish

• Sep 25, 2024

pumpkin spice is just cinnamon and nutmeg, it's all a lie

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  d.fish

• Sep 17, 2024

So anyway, lacking game again

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  d.fish

• Sep 16, 2024

Stupid people do stupid things.

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  d.fish

• Sep 13, 2024

But there's actually a lot of beautiful ladies in the Journey to the West setting even outside of monkey game;

Yaochi/Queen Mother of the West/Empress of Heaven (sometimes one person, sometimes multiple)
Seven Fairies of the Peach Garden
Chang E and Jade Bunnygirl on the Moon
Jiutian Xuannv

... lots more, but it's like, Erlang's hot milf mom who's also the Jade Emperor's imouto, that kind of side character lmao

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  d.fish

• Sep 12, 2024

The thing is about etymology, you know, "clone" is from plant off-shooting, "doppelganger" is double gang like spit roasting in bed, while "分身" is literally body splitting,

So anyway, a monkey's butt hair

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  d.fish

• Sep 11, 2024

Back during monkey king times, they didn't have toilet paper, instead, they used pieces of bamboo and scrape it off