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Cambrian

Cambrian

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  • Cambrian
    Just because everyone keeps asking, I want to say I'm not writing any new Maidenless No Longer Chapters based off of the Elden Ring DLC. I'll put my reasons in a reply to this post but beware of SPOILERS.
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    Anyways, the reason there will be no further chapters of MNL is because in my story when Malenia stabs Radahn, she whispers to him "Git gud, scrub." before blooming. But in the Elden Ring DLC, she apparently whispers "Miquella awaits thee, O promised consort."

    So basically, my version of canon and the Shadow of the Erdtree just aren't compatible v.v
    accounsfw93
    ...no chance of doing a remake taking that into account, then? I just discovered MNL, and have been enjoying it both here and on AO3, but when reading some of the comments on the chapters here, I couldn't help but think "man how would Shadow of the Erdtree and Miquella turning out to be a manipulative prick like dear old mom change that"?
    TheFallenJedi66
    As soon as I reached the end of chap 33 of peters new groove I immediately thought of Optimus Prime in Revenge of the fallen going "I'll take you all on!" But peter against sex-ai horni super-babes
    d.fish
    I could totally see a game that's just a rip off of Elden Ring, made by Amazon, and it's like just called Shadow of the Trees of Valinor or something
    d.fish
    It feels like no one cares about an ultra immersive mmo anymore, like, you know, back in the day before vr was a thing and it was romanticized as some really cool thing of the future... that sure was a disappointment of technological advancement.
    d.fish
    if you think about it, elden ring is like exploring valinor but with more trees
    AlexNotAlex
    Do you have a story where Si make a deal with issei and in exchange for boosted gear give him starling blue with a fairy/fae sealed in it?
    d.fish
    "She can't run as fast as me, so what's the point of mounting her?"

    "Who keeps a mount for traveling? Isn't it just for showing off?"
    d.fish
    I guess it's a matter of being constantly told that deriving pleasure from the pain of others is morally wrong, but considering it from a perspective of positional factions and individual interests rather than a matter of deterministic morality, "there's nothing wrong with me deriving pleasure from other people's pain, but they can't get pleasure from my pain".
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    Therefore, it's really how that set of dialogue is used in a narrative that matters, hm...
    d.fish
    For some reason, I really hate it but also really like it when they say, "The girl you treasured and loved and treat like she is as fragile as glass is the same girl I used and abused and threw away like trash."

    There's also another line, but it's basically about how one guy simped for a girl for like 10 years, but she fucked this guy she met 3 hours ago
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    Like depending on the POV that the story is being told from, it's a very devastating set of dialogue to be used, I mean, yeah worldbuilding and plot is cool and all, but it's like the whole thing with logistics/strategy/tactics, no matter what, one is far more exciting than the others
    Beetlebrox
    Is the guy who is the simp treating her as so fragile that no one who was not a mind reader could tell he wanted her or was it obvious to everyone who knew him?
    d.fish
    "I just made the same mistake that all girls make..."

    "I just made the same mistake that all boys make..."


    ... it's actually a little interesting when cheaters stop lying lmao
    d.fish
    You would think that V as a counterintelligence officer in Arasaka would notice when her team member T Bug who usually never shows up in person and always connect remotely actually shows up for once in her life, like this should be a key indicator that her relationship with Dexter DeSean is fishy right
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    I mean I'm trying to racially profile but they probably are fucking
    d.fish
    d.fish
    She probably got something to do with the Voodoo Boys too
    d.fish
    I feel like some protagonists can't even be considered "villains", it's like, this one guy gets isekaied to an average modern world with a "emotion points"/"impressions" system thing powered by people's reactions, so he starts a zombie apocalypse, creates ghosts and demons, and kills half the world population, lmao what
    Zackman2k12
    Eyy just noticed the smut-master-pimperor god was reading my plot before "plot" story!

    I am freaking honored!
    d.fish
    Could imagine a scene, like the one from American Psycho where they compare the name cards, but it's stories here, like,

    "New story. It's something called Brosef... in Helvetica. Size 12. It's got 9 chapters so far."

    "Oh yeah? Check this out, Cherico, Times New Roman, at size 20. Finished."

    "Nice"

    "Nice, let's see Paul Allen's story"

    "... Cambrian, in Arial, size 16, reposted by a plagiarist"

    "Oh my god"
    Hello!! I love the way you write and I wanted to ask you where I could ask you to write a Jon Harem Game of Thrones story as long as your story of playing the game but different with a commission to be agreed upon of course
    Kuranzyan
    So as I took a look through the whole 2k+ snippet list on your thread I noticed something I'd like to ask about, if you don't mind answering me, that is.

    Specifically the "An Arrow, A Quiver" snippets. There are two parts posted, out of a total six/seven. I understand that part seven (if not six and five) is still behind the subscriber paywall, that's all fine and dandy, but where are parts three and four?
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    iirc, Parts 3-8 are all exclusive to my Patreon atm. And Part 9 is poised to win one of my Weekly Prompt Polls as well tomorrow, so it'll go up on my Pateeon on Friday.
    d.fish
    Two soldiers were trapped in a castle, with only one able to survive. The dying man told the other, "brother, when I die, please take care of my wife and daughters." And the other man said, "your sacrifice will be remembered, don't worry, I'll treat them as if they were my own wives."
    Chewy
    Hey cambrian, do you have a story that has less "plot" and more actual plot? Because I can tell you are a talented writer and hey smut is enjoyable, otherwise I wouldn't be here. But sometimes the smut kind of breaks any immersion or seriousness in the story by randomly jumping out to surprise you
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