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Cambrian

Cambrian

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  • d.fish
    Sword cultivators in wuxia and xianxia are pretty lewd, because "flying swords" or dancing swords as they are more often known as in fantasy are summoned with the phrase "剑来", "sword come"

    swords are already lewd dicks, but now you want them to come, it's like
    d.fish
    Why is it that romance in video games often takes like multiple stages and shit, when I just want instant satisfaction damn it
    d.fish
    I was gonna get into this sailing game with age of exploration themes but international instead of caribbean, but the second picture is a shot of the inventory management and I freaked out like holy shit

    inventory management with dozens/hundreds of items is the worsttt
    d.fish
    o nvm I found the monkey stick makers

    they just arent my usual gotos for swords like anduril or elden ring moon sword or master sword
    d.fish
    There's a lot of these cosplay weapon makers that make realistic material weapons out of video games on taobao and there's a lot of dark souls and elden ring weapons they make, but there's no monkey sticks for some reason :(
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    d.fish
    d.fish
    Well, I mean, there are, but those are like little walking sticks or stylized baseball bats, not beat your brains out sticks
    d.fish
    I accidentally called Stardew Valley a Terraria, and a kid called me grandma, and I guess this is another indication that I'm old, like back in the 90's when old people called every game a Nintendog
    d.fish
    I have come to realize there's actually not enough monkey memes.
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    d.fish
    I got really into these deep fake videos where they turned monkey game characters into real life people who were being interviewed and had them dubbed over it looks so jank but so hilarious at the same time
    d.fish
    d.fish
    Also, it feels like red boi never got a positive representation, like in every journey to the west adaptation, he's always a little shit lmao

    then again, he was one in the novel
    d.fish
    Children: "Only children make choices, adults want all of them (harem ending)!"
    Adults: "Only children want all of them, adults know your waist can't handle that many."
    Rake1810
    I've put off reading Maidenless till this weekend as I just beat Elden Ring. Loved the story and oh boy did I need me some Melina after playing the game. Posting here to avoid a necro. Thanks again for a great story.
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    Cambrian
    Happy you enjoyed it, thanks for reading!
    Cambrian
    d.fish
    Too many monkey memes
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    d.fish
    d.fish
    Which ending did you get? I was so depressed with the default "become a buddha and return to reincarnation" ending, like infinite suffering lmao

    had to look up how to jump out of samsara on some obscure douyin video lol
    Cambrian
    Cambrian
    Got the true ending with no crown lol. Honestly couldn't have beaten the Final Boss without the secret boss' spear anyways. Final Boss was giving me so much trouble until I went and got the spear, then I changed to a Perfect Dodge/Counter Thrust build and took it down in 5 tries.
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    I was reading monkey game's monkey dev's monkey essay from 2007, about how he hates how the game industry is becoming more and more p2w and gacha-shit, and he wrote another essay in 2023 about how he justified his own previous games' gambling aspects and addiction inducing because he needed the money to make monkey game

    lmao

    feels like endings saying something about game dev journey
    hey, I was rereading game of thrones story - Playing The Game, just as good as I remember, but where has the nude character pic of the Goddess Meraxes gone. It was there when i read the story originally.
    Cambrian
    Cambrian
    No clue, haven't been in that story thread in years lmao.

    If it's a broken image/link, might be because it was originally hosted to Imgur before they wiped all NSFW content from their website.
    d.fish
    I'm sure this scene happened a couple times already in different shows, but the scene where a guy just goes up to everyone who talks back to them and slaps each one back to back, like in english shows, chinese shows, indian shows

    just, you know, slap!

    "You--"

    slap!

    "Hey--"

    slap!

    "I--"

    slap!

    lmao so fun
    d.fish
    Realizing that the iconic and neat music that plays with the Age of Mythology trailer was just the menu music and not actually one of the actual themes
    d.fish
    Things like mind control, time stop, etc. are tools of the unskilled, while things like gaslighting, stockholme syndrome, etc. are tools of the skilled mhm
    d.fish
    this game is basically Chinese Elden Ring with cinematic God of War bosses hm
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    Joshua Kei
    Are you talking about Black Myth Wukong? I feel like I'm missing parts of the conversation.
    Nightmare723764
    First of all
    Happy belated birthday

    Second of all
    I just finished reading Quoth the Raven and I was wondering if it's abandoned or on the backburner?
    I don't read a lot of your stuff so I don't know how your updating frequency goes.
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    Thanks!

    As for Quoth the Raven, it was a commission and from the look of things the commissioner has moved on.
    Nightmare723764
    Nightmare723764
    Damn, that sucks.
    d.fish
    boobs in One Piece used to be grotesquely massive, at least it was perceived so, but these days I feel like they seem rather normal if not kind of cute

    So weird
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    boobs have made a come up. if flat is justice, then there's a lot of injustice in the world these days, huehuehue
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    Rikov
    Didn't realize yesterday was your birthday. Happy belated birthday, man, and thanks for all the lewds! :)
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