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[edale]

Guardian54, your problem, is that you expect competence from a teenager (of any background).

99% of the time you will be disappointed if you expect that.

Granted, that's a societal problem based on the near zelotus fanaticism some people have against giving children any real form of responsibility (which is really stupid given that children learn things much better and faster than adults), rather than a problem with the age-group as a whole. You didn't really have the type of societal teenaged issues you have nowadays back when you were considered a fully grown and responsible adult at 13.

 

[Guardian54]

Guardian54, your problem, is that you expect competence from a teenager (of any background).

99% of the time you will be disappointed if you expect that.

Granted, that's a societal problem based on the near zelotus fanaticism some people have against giving children any real form of responsibility (which is really stupid given that children learn things much better and faster than adults), rather than a problem with the age-group as a whole. You didn't really have the type of societal teenaged issues you have nowadays back when you were considered a fully grown and responsible adult at 13.

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Here's something fun for you I found while I was trying to figure out the earliest I could possible start my SI Archives Draft 6 at:
https://discover-the-truth.com/2013/09/09/age-of-consent-in-european-american-history/

"In 1962, the American Law Institute recommended that the legal age of consent to sex- that is, the age below which sex is defined as statutory rape- be dropped in every state to age 10 (Katchadourian and Lund 1972: 439). In fact, until the mid 1960s, the legal age of consent in Delaware was 7 (Kling, 1965: 216). So a 50 year old man could legally have sexual intercourse with a 7 year old boy or girl."

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Mind = blown. I was expecting something like 12 being standard in pre-modern times...

I'll probably start SI Archives Draft 6 with the first member of the dynasty being 7 years old in year 1800... should be possible to wrangle enough divergences from then onward and from the US Independence (e.g. shave a chunk off Maine) to make Canada a second-rate superpower (e.g. below the US, China, and perhaps Russia depending on what aspect you look at) by 2000.

This is relevant because it shows the helplessness of modern teens is SO DAMNED NEW! I mean for most of human evolution Taylor would already be dealing with babies at her age...

 

[edale]

And you're making the same mistake most of those "fanatically zealous" people I mentioned in my last post do.

You're linking the age of sexual consent with the age a person can start handling any real responsibilities. There are hundreds, if not thousands, of different ways you can give a child responsibility over something that has absolutely nothing to do sex in any way shape or form (Though you really should teach them about sexual things when they're 10-12ish, or when they start hitting puberty if earlier, rather than letting them figure things out on their own).

A pet, such as a dog, is a good example. Especially if the parent refuses to take over any of the duties. Having a child have to care for the dog, feed it twice a day, change it's water 3-4 times a day, bathe it at least once a week, take it on walks (frequency needed varies by breed, but can be from twice a day to once a week), and most importantly... Watching it suffer when they don't do one of those things (I'll probably take some bashing for this but... yes parents, let your children kill the dog from neglect, it's a very valuable lesson for them to learn). These things can do wonders for instilling responsibility in a kid.

A small garden is another good example, though you need to make sure the kid knows how much to water the plants so they don't over-water them. Just again, don't do the work for them, guide and help, but don't take over.

Things like a glass of wine with dinner once a week or so can help too, by removing the 'mystery' from alcohol that gets so many teenagers overindulging; but that's more of a satisfying curiosity thing than a responsibility thing (and if it's a parent/legal guardian giving it to them, and at home, then it's 100% legal, so no worries about "contributing to the delinquency of a minor" charges).

 

[Guardian54]

yes parents, let your children kill the dog from neglect, it's a very valuable lesson for them to learn

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I recommend getting something that at least doesn't potentially bite back for such training...

...And my dad keeps on trying to get me to try alcohol (he's been trying on and off since I was eighteen), but I've kept him at bay by insisting it just smells like rotten grains or rotten fruit, neither of which I'm interested in imbibing.

 

[edale]

I recommend getting something that at least doesn't potentially bite back for such training...

...And my dad keeps on trying to get me to try alcohol (he's been trying on and off since I was eighteen), but I've kept him at bay by insisting it just smells like rotten grains or rotten fruit, neither of which I'm interested in imbibing.

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You don't get a kid a big dog, you get them an ankle-biter.

To date, champaign is the only form of alcohol I've tried that I didn't gag from the taste (granted, I've only ever tried cheaper wines, and I've never tried sake).

That said, a glass of red wine a day actually is incredibly healthy for you.

 

[Ack]

I'm a little curious as to why it seems impossible to take "Parents" as owners on the CYOA site.

 

[Jonakhensu]

I don't agree with most of the arguements being made about responsibility and age you guys are making, but it's not important to the story and I don't care enough about your opinions to try to change them. I'm not a developmental psychologist, so I can't go into the reasons things have changed, or how they have changed, or whether this is a 'good' or a 'bad' thing, and I don't plan on arguing any points on this issue.

That said, I do need to make two points.

A pet, such as a dog, is a good example. Especially if the parent refuses to take over any of the duties. Having a child have to care for the dog, feed it twice a day, change it's water 3-4 times a day, bathe it at least once a week, take it on walks (frequency needed varies by breed, but can be from twice a day to once a week), and most importantly... Watching it suffer when they don't do one of those things (I'll probably take some bashing for this but... yes parents, let your children kill the dog from neglect, it's a very valuable lesson for them to learn). These things can do wonders for instilling responsibility in a kid.

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This is a great way to be brought up on animal abuse charges. If you want to attempt this method, go with a hardy fish instead, though that may cause the 'lesson' to backfire. The law doesn't care that you're attempting to teach the kid a lesson, and it will go after the legal adult who is allowing the dog to be neglected, at least in most parts of the United States.

Things like a glass of wine with dinner once a week or so can help too, by removing the 'mystery' from alcohol that gets so many teenagers overindulging; but that's more of a satisfying curiosity thing than a responsibility thing (and if it's a parent/legal guardian giving it to them, and at home, then it's 100% legal, so no worries about "contributing to the delinquency of a minor" charges).

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Again, this is incorrect, or at the very least area-specific, so make sure you check your local laws before serving alcohol to minors. Sure, this law is usually not enforced, but it can still be illegal to serve alcohol to your children, even in your own home and in small quantities. That said, I do agree with the sentiment. Hell, I think every kid should, while supervised and in a safe environment, be allowed to get drunk enough to get a hangover before going off to college, just so they'll know what it feels like.

I'm a little curious as to why it seems impossible to take "Parents" as owners on the CYOA site.

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Did you take a penis? For whatever reason, the site doesn't want to tell you what options make it impossible to select other options. In this case, it's a matter of the parents wanting a 'perfect little girl,' meaning you can't have a penis, and you can't be sexless.

 

[Ack]

Did you take a penis? For whatever reason, the site doesn't want to tell you what options make it impossible to select other options. In this case, it's a matter of the parents wanting a 'perfect little girl,' meaning you can't have a penis, and you can't be sexless.

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Nope, infertile vagina. Does she need to be fertile?

 

[Jonakhensu]

Nope, infertile vagina. Does she need to be fertile?

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Did you add the free set a breasts that apparently don't come included in a normal body (regardless of whether you keep the original body or go for a new one)? That's the only other thing I can think of to check. And you do need a vagina and the free set of breasts (because apparently men don't have nipples?) in order to pick Parents as owners.

 

[Guardian54]

You don't get a kid a big dog, you get them an ankle-biter.

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Anything with active capacity for damage is too dangerous for that.

Plus animal rights activists are a danger. Why not a pet tree instead?

Did you take a penis? For whatever reason, the site doesn't want to tell you what options make it impossible to select other options. In this case, it's a matter of the parents wanting a 'perfect little girl,' meaning you can't have a penis, and you can't be sexless.

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I had no problems picking it as a futa...

 

[Ack]

Anything with active capacity for damage is too dangerous for that.

Plus animal rights activists are a danger. Why not a pet tree instead?



I had no problems picking it as a futa...

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Sorted. I needed to pick the free breasts.

 

[bradford parkhurst]

The thing that you have to remember when picking her body is that she has to live with it afterwards. In the case of non fertile vagina she would not be able to have children afterwards unless Taylor had her body modified again.

Would Taylor want to live in her new body after the game ends? I thing that she would live to have kids some day.

 

[Guardian54]

Would Taylor want to live in her new body after the game ends? I thing that she would live to have kids some day.

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Which is why I'm sad she's not even going over (i.e. being told of, point-blank) the exploit Fuckable Nipples + Stretchy Holes which makes it so that teething babies don't end up almost gnawing them off.

 

[FreshwaterPlimpie]

What kind of sane person would ever choose to have fuckable nipples, seriously?!

We have to keep in mind that this is a mostly normal girl, not a neckbeard who spent the last few years shitposting on 4chan's /d/ board and the like.

 

[january1may]

What kind of sane person would ever choose to have fuckable nipples, seriously?!

We have to keep in mind that this is a mostly normal girl, not a neckbeard who spent the last few years shitposting on 4chan's /d/ board and the like.

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It's one of those options that would probably sound a lot more like a good thing if it just had a different name.

(Not that I'd personally want to have that sort of thing either. And I'm not sure whether the intended "exploit" would even work, depending on how the tissue is set up, but that's beside the point.)

[EDIT: also, good luck feeding your babies over hose-wide holes. Whether said babies are teething or not. I'm not sure they could even fit their tiny baby mouths around a proper fuckable nipple...]

 

[Guardian54]

It's one of those options that would probably sound a lot more like a good thing if it just had a different name.

(Not that I'd personally want to have that sort of thing either. And I'm not sure whether the intended "exploit" would even work, depending on how the tissue is set up, but that's beside the point.)

[EDIT: also, good luck feeding your babies over hose-wide holes. Whether said babies are teething or not. I'm not sure they could even fit their tiny baby mouths around a proper fuckable nipple...]

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Observation: Assholes are not very large when not stretched.
Conclusion: Human connective tissue is capable of some INSANE feats even without a ton of upgrades. Add upgrades and you can shrink the scale needed to accommodate similar stretching abilities even smaller. Fuckable nipples easily go from "a bit bigger than normal with a puckered hole in the middle" with vanilla human connective tissue to "normal sized" with upgrades.

So... the exploit should at least in theory be physically possible for human-penis-sized insertions barring the extreme high end, though breast depth to accommodate will be a problem as breasts that stick more than 6 inches straight out from the ribcage are on the extreme high end and the average penis is about 5 inches long. Even supposing only 4 inches are inserted, you only get 2 inches for connective and muscle tissue underneath as well as the anti-bruising measures at the far end of the orifice... and you can't accommodate anything longer than that average.

What IS a problem is... how the fuck does the "fits anything" thing work? This is literally "I will not try to swallow an energy field bigger than my head... which is why I will sip at it with this straw" level of lolwtf bullshit. Spacial warping? Silentium Flood level self-biokinesis? (lady, your nipples to spine is only how deep compared to a dragon's dick length?)

If it's spatial warping, well, you can do a good Melpha impression from Queen's Blade... but much more powerful, as in "I can fire a superlaser out of my urethra because I shoved a SL-equipped Super Star Destroyer up there stern-first."

That is part of why I would totally pick Fuckable Nipples just for Bag of Holding BULLSHIT facing forward without occupying my mouth, because porn logic means almost every man will be at least 8 inches long if not 10-12 or over and... I didn't pick a bust that can accommodate those, so how would flexible holes possibly make a difference for that?

CONCLUSION: Must be Extradimensional Storage.

Forget Victoria's Secret Compartment trope (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/VictoriasSecretCompartment), let's go for Torpedo Tits, a sub-trope of Chest Blaster.

Ah, finally found what I was looking for.

This is what you get when you abuse Flexible Holes, Easy Fit, and Fuckable Nipples. And that's WITHOUT going into heavier weapons like parking a Super Star Destroyer in your Breasts of Holding as part of "you can accommodate anything with ease, sit back and enjoy the ride"

Hey, it's easier to aim than the crotch or navel (odd that there's no option to make THAT penetrable too) and is easier to talk around than parking something in your mouth.

 

[HereticZAKU]

But...but why would someone wanna shove a Super Star Destroyer up their urethra stern-first?

 

[Guardian54]

But...but why would someone wanna shove a Super Star Destroyer up their urethra stern-first?

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"you can accommodate anything with ease, sit back and enjoy the ride" is tantamount to "CLICK THIS FOR EXTRADIMENSIONAL STORAGE".

The superlaser muzzle on later SSD models will fit past the exit just fine with spatial warping... then the fired shot goes to full scale a la Shipgirl Magic. And as a "laser" it should be dial-a-yield easily enough.

There are three situations with firepower:
1) You have too much, which is impossible with the dial-a-yield nature of lasers, and collateral damage happens.
2) You have enough, good job!
3) You don't have enough, YOU DIE.

So... carry as much as you can without it getting in the way.

 

[edale]

"You can accommodate anything with ease, sit back and enjoy the ride" is tantamount to saying "we're gonna fuck with your skeleton and organs so everything can shift around and stretch without being damaged or impairing functionality."

For gun-tits, you're more likely to find something in the Magical Girl options, especially as Taylor's getting the full unedited, not power limited booklet of magical girl powers to choose from (although granted, the easiest method would probably be one that gave a body-cavity based storage space, coupled with fuckable nipples, assuming there wasn't one that gave that setup by default... like ANY that come with cybernetic/robotic body upgrades).

Just remember, even fembots with guns in their tits have a weakness:

What kind of sane person would ever choose to have fuckable nipples, seriously?!

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Fuckable tits is meant more for people who are getting F+ sized tits from the new body mod. ZZ tits are a thing as well (IRL even, don't believe me, look up a porn star from the 70's named "dixie dynamite", god I pity her lower-back; I almost forgot this was in the SFW section and posted a pic).

Also, I always thought it was an extreme fantasy fetish thing, but I've actually seen RL vids of nipple fucking (thankfully just the tip, but still, ouch), so it's not completely unbelievable. God some fetishes are weird.

 

[Guardian54]

"You can accommodate anything with ease, sit back and enjoy the ride" is tantamount to saying "we're gonna fuck with your skeleton and organs so everything can shift around and stretch without being damaged or impairing functionality."

Fuckable tits is meant more for people who are getting F+ sized tits from the new body mod. ZZ tits are a thing as well (IRL even, don't believe me, look up a porn star from the 70's named "dixie dynamite", god I pity her lower-back; I almost forgot this was in the SFW section and posted a pic).

Also, I always thought it was an extreme fantasy fetish thing, but I've actually seen RL vids of nipple fucking (thankfully just the tip, but still, ouch), so it's not completely unbelievable. God some fetishes are weird.

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1. This is the same conceptual trap as Leet's power. Everyone focuses on "build anything ONCE", instead of "build ANYTHING once"
If you can explicitly "accommodate ANYTHING with ease", then it's not "anything reasonable with ease", which means you can shove ever-larger things in there and still accommodate them "with ease", which means still being able to move around normally (i.e. normal life is still easy or "WITH EASE") with a vibrator of ANY size stuck in ANY hole.
Instead of "no, that's not a latex wrapper on the Death Star", we're going "You fit the Death Star in one of your ears... and no one noticed."
A bit of rules lawyering and you'll be holding Battle Planets in your orifices comfortably with no externally visible sign thereof. You might want to save the magical girl power choice for durability/mobility powers, as you can "accommodate ANYTHING (i.e. any superweapon of any size) with EASE"...

2. Holy crap, searched her up and what the fuck I don't even...

3. ???? Pushing it in with inverted nipples or... there's no orifice to penetrate? Body modifications or something?

 

[edale]

3. ???? Pushing it in with inverted nipples or... there's no orifice to penetrate? Body modifications or something?

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There is a fluid channel though, and it's already been pointed out that parts of the human body are extremely flexible...


Oh, and for the whole, pain while feeding/deformation of tits thing.... Always Perky + Easy Drainage.

 

[Guardian54]

Oh, and for the whole, pain while feeding/deformation of tits thing.... Always Perky + Easy Drainage.

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That deals with the logical consequences of Fuckable Nipples, yep.

Now let's use Stretchy Holes to see if it's still perky with an object that wouldn't fit inside without hammerspace, like a Battle Planet.

 

[Jonakhensu]

Recruitment 1.5

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"Welcome back," Taylor called as Cindy entered the room. "What did you bring me today?" she asked gesturing towards the box where she could feel something crawling around. Based on its movement, she figured it was probably a millipede, but figured she'd ask. It was only polite, after all. "That doesn't feel like a beetle."

"I couldn't find any that'd be worth taking. So I got you an African giant millipede instead," Cindy replied. "You're not having any issues with it, are you?"

"No, everything seems fine," Taylor confirmed.

"That's good. Ready to continue with the contract?" Cindy asked, placing her laptop down on the table and handing Taylor the box.

"Might as well," Taylor replied ruefully even as she let the millipede out of its box. "It's not like I can get out of it by delaying long enough, right?"

"Pretty much," Cindy confirmed. "Even worse, if we take too long, PR will start getting pushy, and actually give us a deadline. Then we'll be rushed, and that's a bad idea when planning the next year of your life."

"Right," Taylor said resolutely. "What's first today?"

"Well," Cindy began, "we need to start working off what you owe. We'll be bouncing around a bit from now on as we try to get everything to balance out, so the question becomes, where do you want to start? Punishments, owners, or jobs?"

"Which do you suggest?" Taylor asked. "None of those sound all that fun to think about."

"I'd go with jobs first, personally," Cindy replied. "The jobs don't tend to be worth very many credits, but they can take up a large portion of your time and will be earning you money."

"Money is good," Taylor agreed. "Sure, let's look at the jobs."

"Alright." The redhead scrolled to the correct section of the document. "So, basically, there's a number of different jobs that you can work at, either full time or part time. Full time jobs will take between four and eight hours a day while part time jobs can be between two and four hours. You won't be able to work more than twelve hours a day, and you'll always have one day off each week." She gestured toward the page and continued, "Now, jobs range anywhere from being a secretary, to being a waitress, to being a maid, or an idol, a magical girl, or a model. Then there's the jobs I don't think you'd be interested in, like being a slave trainer, a cow, or a porn star."

"No," Taylor agreed. "I can't really see myself in porn." She paused for a moment before asking, "What do you mean by magical girl?"

"It's not the safest profession, but it does draw a decent number of viewers," Cindy began. "Basically, you use magic to fight off incursions from other dimensions. If you don't have any magic of your own, there are a number of options for getting empowered, and I understand that a decent amount of the job amounts to sitting around and waiting for something to happen or preparing for the next fight."

Taylor looked at Cindy intently. "So, what you're saying is that they'll give me training, experience, more power to fight with, and pay me to boot?" Cindy nodded. "Where do I sign up?"

"I suspected that would be your response," Cindy replied, "so I already talked with my boss and got him to authorize the full list of options. Now, keep in mind, I was never a magical girl, so I can only give you my opinion based off of what I've read."

Taylor nodded solemnly. "Got it. Now, what are my choices?"

"Right, so, the thing to remember is that each type of magical girl has its own strengths and weaknesses. Sometimes they don't matter particularly much and other times it's more important than you'd believe," Cindy started. "First we have the girls who use planetary mana taps. I'm not sure exactly how it works, but somehow they bind the mana production of a planet to your soul, or something. It provides some protection and a few elementally aligned spells. One of the issues is that there's only so many suitable planets and objects available, so finding an unbound one can be difficult. The power levels can seem fairly arbitrary as well. As far as I can tell, what you'd end up with is essentially a crap shoot."

"Next we have the girls who draw upon an emotional well for their mana," Cindy continued. "It's a fairly regimented process without too many surprises. Basically, you choose which emotion you want to draw on, like hope, joy, or benevolence. They don't like to talk about it, but you can also draw from negative emotions, but I'd suggest steering clear of all of that. Who wants to be angry or depressed all the time, right?" Taylor nodded shakily. "Anyway, they're a fairly diverse lot, though a lot of them share some of the same spells. Overall, they're probably the most balanced in terms of ability, so long as you don't stick them in a large battle with no ability to recharge for long enough. Most of them know to get out of dodge if it gets bad enough, and those that don't can usually tank whatever's attacking them, at least for a little while."

"Moving on, we have soul contracts," Cindy said, some disgust coloring her voice. "You basically agree to have your soul ripped out and placed in a gem to make yourself more durable and give you access to magic. Eventually, they run out of energy and get taken to Magical Girl Valhalla, or something. It's all a bit confusing, and I recommend staying well clear of it."

"I'll pass, thanks," Taylor agreed.

"Then we have two variations on the same basic theme. There's a system of magic that's basically nothing but math that almost anyone can use," Cindy began. "But since pretty much no one can actually do that level of math in their head, on the fly, they employ intelligent devices to handle the number crunching for them. Of course, the better your own math skills, the better they work. How's your math?"

"I've been academically sabotaged for a year and a half," Taylor noted bitterly.

"Probably not the best choice, then. That brings us to magical mecha. Basically, you'd be given a suit of magically powered armor to use. Disadvantages involve anything close quarters and being a bitch to maintain. For some reason, most of the ones we have access to also need you to be good at singing," Cindy continued with a shrug. "I don't get it, but thems the breaks."

"I'm not much of a singer, either," Taylor added.

"Right. Anyway, the next two are also fairly similar. You can either be possessed by a higher power or empowered by one," Cindy said.

"What's the difference?" asked Taylor.

"Basically? The amount of free will you have," Cindy bluntly replied. "When you're possessed, you're basically a meat puppet. Of course, being empowered leaves you at the mercy of the whims of a potentially fickle entity. I wouldn't want to be in the middle of a fight and suddenly find out my patron's on vacation or something."

"I think I'll pass on those two," Taylor noted.

"Well, we're down to the last three," Cindy said, "so we're almost done. You can be granted a bunch of temperamental spirits housed within easily lost artifacts. Up side, they're fairly useful and can act on their own to some extent. Downside, you usually have to track them down, and they can act on their own to some extent.

"You listed that under both columns."

"Yes, yes I did," Cindy replied. "It's great when it helps you, but is a pain when a spirit decides it'd rather not work with you. Moving on, there's a ritual that allows you to tap into your soul for energy to do pretty much anything. It's very versatile, but has a high risk of burnout. And when you burn out your soul… it's not pretty." She paused for a moment before coming to the conclusion. "Finally, we have getting adopted by a magical creature. The bright side is that you'll get an extra parent or two as well as somebody to train you in your new abilities. The down sides include potential inhuman features, if you aren't into that sort of things, and inheriting weaknesses, curses, and debts from your new parent."

"That's a lot to take in," Taylor commented.

"It is," Cindy agreed. "Feel free to take your time thinking about it."

"That emotional one you mentioned sounds like it has the least downsides," Taylor mused. "Is there a way to tell what I could use as a power source?"

"Yes. There is," Cindy replied, pulling a small ring with three set stones out of her pocket. "This is a magical mood ring. According to the directions, if you wear it, the stones will change color to match your predominant emotions. Want to give it a try?"

"Sure," Taylor said, taking the ring. She slipped it on and looked down at it intently. After a minute or so, she asked, "Do you know how long this is supposed to take?"

Reaching into her pocket again, Cindy retrieved the paper. "It says it could take anywhere up to five minutes. If, at that time, nothing has changed, you might not have any emotion strong enough to be of use, though that's apparently very rare and usually a sign of a sociopath."

"Oh, wonderful," Taylor griped as she watched the stones on the ring. Finally, the middle stone turned a bright red, followed by the stone on the left fluctuating between a blue and a yellow before turning a solid grayish blue, and the last gem turning a mustard yellow a moment later.. "It worked!" Taylor exclaimed excitedly. "What does it mean?"

"According to the directions," Cindy began, flipping the instruction sheet over, "those colors correspond with Will, Despair, and Obsession."

"That doesn't sound good," Taylor said, worrying her lip.

"It's not bad, per se," Cindy replied, "though it should mean you can choose whether you want to be a light or a dark magical girl." She shrugged and added, "I don't know enough about help you make any choices along those lines, though. What I can do is get an expert up here to help you make the decision."

"That'd be helpful, thanks."

"I might want to send up two girls, one light and one dark," Cindy mused. "Give you the full explanation so you can make an informed decision." She shrugged. "I'll see what I can do." Flipping to another window on her laptop, she shot off a short message before returning to the contract form.

"Thanks. So, think I should take a second job as well?" Taylor asked.

"Possibly, though if you do take a second job, I recommend making it a part time one," Cindy replied. "Otherwise you'll have no free time to yourself, and the jobs that you could do full time are ones I can't see you wanting to do, like being a porn star."

Taylor nodded. "I'm definitely not interested in that," she agreed. "So, I guess we'll put the second job aside for now and move on to whatever's next."

"The next bit basically modifies your employment somewhat," Cindy explained. "You can give yourself a substantial raise, though that'll cost quite a number of credits, you can have it set up so you can change jobs whenever you'd like, we can have them pay you throughout the year instead of all at once at the end of the show, and there's an option to donate nearly a third of what you earn to charity."

"Do I get to choose the charity?" Taylor asked. "Because if I could get some funds sent to a few charities in Brockton Bay to help keep people out of crime, that would be great."

"I'll have to check, but I don't think that'd be an issue," Cindy replied. "We're trying to expand into that part of the multiverse anyway, so working with or starting a local charity can't hurt our PR any. I'll bring it up with the execs and let you know."

"Thanks," Taylor said. "And it looks like doing that and getting the raise would get more money for the charity and me, while netting me more credits."

"Of course, if you want to spend that money over the course of the year, you'll end up spending more credits," Cindy added, "though that may be useful for you, especially if you want to set up a lot of terrariums for all the bugs it you want to collect."

Taylor looked at the costs of the various options and winced. "Yeah, that looks like it's a bit steep. Probably still worth it, though. Mark me down for everything but the resume. It doesn't look all that useful."

Cindy made a few notations on the screen. "And done. What do you want to cover next? Punishments or Owners?"

Taylor sighed heavily. "We might as well get the owners out of the way. Best to know what I'm getting into with them before choosing whatever punishments they can dole out, right?"

"That's… not quite how the punishments work, but it's a reasonable enough idea," Cindy commented. "Let me just scroll back up, and there we go. We've got about thirty-eight positions for you to choose from, with each category worth a certain number of credits based on how difficult keeping them satisfied is likely to be, how physically taxing it will be for you, and a few other factors. It's nicely listed from least to most credits. Where would you like to start?"

"We might as well start at the top and work our way down," Taylor decided. "I don't think I'll be choosing any of them until we get through the whole list."

"That'll work," Cindy agreed. "The first two won't get you any credits if you pick them, but they also won't expect you to do very much with them, either. First up, we have a Gentleman. He won't do anything too bad with you. They're a traditional lot and prefer to wait until marriage. They also leave messages for the contestants in order to make a good impression." She clicked on the photo of a well dressed man and frowned. "That's odd. No message. I've never seen that happen before."

"Figures," Taylor muttered dejectedly. Sure, she wasn't looking for someone to marry, but to not even rate a message? "Who's next?"

"Next is the Cutie," Cindy said. "They tend to be looking for friends more than anything else. They'd want to go shopping with you, visit amusement parks, things like that. Honestly, I think it'd be a good choice for you." She clicked on the photo of a cute girl in a fairly simple outfit. "Though this one looks a bit more restrained than most I've seen. Oh, and she left you a message. Here, I'll play it for you." She clicked on a small icon, causing a video window to open on the screen.

"Hello, Taylor," the girl began. "I know you don't know me and all, but I'd love to get to know you! When we heard about you at the Cutie meeting, everyone else was scared off by your bugs, but I like bugs!" She gestured towards a green splotch on her hair. "It'd be so much fun going around, finding new bugs while we have fun around the city! I've only just gotten back from Beelzajaab, where my father was filming a documentary, so I haven't really had a chance to make very many friends yet, so when I learned about the Cutie program I had to sign up. I'd really like to be your friend, so please pick me!" The green splotch unfolded its wings and the praying mantis flew off to land on her outstretched hand.

"Well," Cindy commented as the message finished, "she certainly sounds earnest. And if she's been on Beelzajaab for any amount of time and can still say she likes bugs, you won't have to worry about scaring her off if you start a swarm or something."

"I don't know," Taylor hedged. "My last friendship didn't go so well."

"She looks like she could use a friend, too," Cindy noted. "The documentary she's talking about lasted something like a decade, so she hasn't been around many people until recently. You'd probably be good for each other. Besides, if she wants to spend time looking for bugs, she'll get you out of your apartment more often. Hell, she might even be able to get her hands on some of the more interesting specimens you're not likely to find on your own." Sighing, she added, "Just think about it, alright?"

"Fine," Taylor relented, and Cindy made a note on the form. "Who's next?"

"Lets see," Cindy said, scrolling down slightly. "You can choose to have another contestant be your owner, which can be either awkward or great, depending on how well your personalities and preferences mesh. It's similar to the Cutie, but with much less certainty. They also tend to wait until the last minute to pick anyone, so there's no message. It's a bit of a gamble, especially for only five credits. Personally, I'd probably pass if I were you."

"Noted. Next?"

"Next up is the Girly Trainer," Cindy explained. "They basically try force you to act more feminine. It's typically for girly boys and futas. Probably not worth the effort. Let's see. I'm pretty sure we can skip Significant Other as an option." She paused for a moment to get confirmation from Taylor before continuing. "After that is opting for a hypnotist. As a bright side, they're all trained psychologists. Unfortunately, most of them have lost their licenses for various reasons. If you want a shrink, I'd suggest using some of your paycheck and hiring a decent one." She paused for a moment before adding, "Or use your advanced healthcare. It does cover mental health, after all. That way you won't wake up one day thinking you're a chicken or something."

Taylor shuddered. "No thanks, I'd rather not sign up to get Mastered."

"That's a problem back where you're from?" Cindy asked.

"Definitely," Taylor agreed. "There's a reason I didn't want to become telepathic."

"That's definitely good to know," Cindy replied, typing into another window. "We'll let the eggheads know and see if they can work anything out." Flipping back to the contract form, she continued, "Moving on, we have a futanari."

"A what?" Taylor asked, before taking a better look at the picture. "Oh, so that's what you call it. Is that common here?"

Cindy shrugged. "A fair number of people find it interesting enough that we have specialized punishments that revolve around the contestant being one. From what I understand, having both sets of genitals stimulated at once is quite the experience. Though most of the futanari in this group are that way naturally and are fairly embarrassed by it. They're much like the Cuties in that they're primarily looking for companionship, though they'd prefer it to be a physical relationship as well, if possible. All told, not a bad choice, and, if you have one as your roommate, it means you'll have a dick on tap when you need one."

"That's nice?" Taylor asked awkwardly. "Does that come up a lot?"

Nodding, Cindy replied, "More than you'd think, especially if you choose certain punishments. Want me to add her to the maybe pile? I know they won't give you much for choosing her, but I think you could use a few more friendly faces around."

"The maybe list sounds fine," Taylor agreed. "That's not really something I'm looking for, but if she's mostly interested in friendship, I guess that wouldn't be too bad."

Cindy made notation before scrolling the screen down a little more. "Finally, we have a nice married couple who can't have kids of their own, but want a daughter. They come in two flavors, incestuous and not." Clicking on the picture, she added, "And they seem to have left you a message. That's unusual." She clicked on the message, causing a video to pop up.

"Hello, Taylor," the man said. He gestured towards his wife and himself before continuing, "We're Edgar and Jean Marek, and we would be honored if you'd consider being our daughter for the ensuing year. Once we learned you controlled insects, we knew we'd be the perfect couple to take care of you."

His wife, Jean, continued, "You see, we're a family of beekeepers, so we have plenty of insects around for you to play with, and you could help us with our bees. Now, we know there's an option to have a pair of parents who will," she blushes deeply, "play with you more than the average parent would, and we wouldn't normally be interested in that arrangement, but, for you, we'd be willing to give it a try, if that's what you'd be interested in."

Edgar started speaking again, "We know you have your own parents back home, and we wouldn't want to replace them, but please consider us as an option." The pair waved cheerfully and the video stopped.

"Is it just me, or are most of the people who want to be my owner just interested because I can control bugs?" Taylor asked incredulously.

Cindy coughed into her hand. "Ah, that… I'm pretty sure when each of the groups gathered and chose who would be presented as potential… hosts… they included what you can do in the briefing notes. So, pretty much anyone volunteering is going to be fine with your bugs, unless they were volunteered, and will probably want you to know it."

"Figures," Taylor muttered. "Anyway, they seem nice enough, but I think I'll pass. I don't want to replace Dad, even for a little while."

"Fair enough," Cindy agreed. "Well, that takes care of the five credit owners. Want to take a break?"

Taylor stretched in her seat for a moment before ruefully admitting, "I could use another jog to loosen up." The two stood and made their way to the corridor to run a few laps around the station.

 

[RageKnight]

"Figures," Taylor muttered. "Anyway, they seem nice enough, but I think I'll pass. I don't want to replace Dad, even for a little while."

Click to shrink...

Damn I was hoping she would go for them but I know she wouldn't be Taylor if she did.

 

[goddess15]

what about the stripper job thats just dancing on a pole physical exercise and taking off her clothes and flashing people

 

[HoodedHero007]

So Taylor is going to become a green lantern?

Click to shrink...

Apparently, even though her powers would be incredibly synergistic if she became a Yellow Lantern.

 

[Lolth]

what about the stripper job thats just dancing on a pole physical exercise and taking off her clothes and flashing people

Click to shrink...

Repeat everything you just wrote back to yourself in your head but with the mindset of a teenage girl with crippling body issues, self-confidence and the [current] dancing skill of a slightly lively potato. Would Taylor be able to learn/become good at it? Probably yes, would she enjoy it? No. Very much no.

 

[Guardian54]

Who wants to be angry or depressed all the time, right?" Taylor nodded shakily.

Click to shrink...

The alternative interpretation of this taken out of context (or with the strikethrough) is honestly closer to my mental image of Taylor Hebert, someone who claims otherwise but absolutely insists on being perpetually angry/depressed.

"Is it just me, or are most of the people who want to be my owner just interested because I can control bugs?" Taylor asked incredulously.

Cindy coughed into her hand. "Ah, that… I'm pretty sure when each of the groups gathered and chose who would be presented as potential… hosts… they included what you can do in the briefing notes. So, pretty much anyone volunteering is going to be fine with your bugs, unless they were volunteered, and will probably want you to know it."

"Figures," Taylor muttered. "Anyway, they seem nice enough, but I think I'll pass. I don't want to replace Dad, even for a little while."

Click to shrink...

If your parents failed to teach you by the end of puberty (i.e. generally 14 at latest) that basically everyone who wants you around does so because they're interested in what you can do for them (including "just a person to chat about random stuff with"), Taylor, then it's pretty obvious why you don't want to replace Danny, even for a little while...

...Because you know deep down that he will be trivially eclipsed by anyone reasonably competent at parenting.

 

[HereticZAKU]

Bit of a depressing take on humanity there now, innit?

 

[easlyamused]

There's a system of magic that's basically nothing but math that almost anyone can use," Cindy began. "But since pretty much no one can actually do that level of math in their head, on the fly, they employ intelligent devices to handle the number crunching for them. Of course, the better your own math skills, the better they work. How's your math?"

Click to shrink...

It doesn't matter how good she is at math now, her ability to multi-task with her swarm means she could match or out pace most devices. This system of magic would be the best for her.

Or she could get a planetary tap on an unclaimed planet in her system, 'cause they're only just exploring those dimensions.