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Cooking Thread~ Recipes & Things

Potato Thing - biigoh
So found a potato thing on facebook XD

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Steak - Shiro
Those are basically potato chips, not fries :p

So here, a fun little recipe for steak.

WARNING: This can smoke you out if you don't have a good stove hood. Man your windows, fans, and smoke alarms appropriately.


Ingredients:
1 good steak. You want something about an inch thick, nicely marbled. You're probably not going to get one at your local supermarket, but you don't learn how to cook steak with expensive steak anyway.
A pepper cracker. If you don't have one already, you want one. Get a disposable prefilled one if nothing else.
Kosher salt. Regular salt won't work, it will just burn away.
1 tbsp butter. Real butter, not fake. In a square.
Your favorite oil. I use canola. EDIT: You'll want something with a high smoke point or it'll all just dissapear.

Tools:
Oven
Cast Iron Skillet
Tongs
Really, really good oven mitts.

Prep:
So you've got a thawed steak in your fridge, it's ready to cook, right? Nope, take it out, open it up, and set it aside for 15-30 minutes.
While it's doing that, preheat your oven. How high does it go? Set it to that.
More seriously, you'll want to set your oven to 500F, and a burner on your stovetop to high. (I'm sure you're aware that you're not supposed to set your stovetop to high. In this case, the cast iron skillet can take it.)
Now, take your kosher salt, spread some on the side of the steak facing up. We don't want a coating here, we just want the presence of salt. We're not salting the steak- we just want the salt to help with the juices.
Now crack some pepper on the same side. I prefer less, find out what you like.
Flip the steak over, salt and pepper it the same way.
Brush oil on the top and bottom (NOT the sides) of the steak. This is difficult- if you have too much oil, it flavors the steak and makes it oily. If you have too little oil, heat won't be distributed as well and your steak will charcoal on the outside. Try to wipe the majority off- leave no 'glops' of oil, but leave a solid coat.

Cooking instructions:
To check and see if your skillet is to heat yet, drop a single droplet of oil onto your skillet. If it goes straight past shimmering and dances, it's hot enough. make sure your oven is preheated.
Next, take your steak and drop it in the center of the skillet.
Wait a minute and a half. There will be disturbing amounts of smoke coming out the skillet. This is normal.
Flip the steak.
Wait a minute and a half.
Take you pat of butter and slap it on the middle of your steak. This caramelizes it and gives a nice, nutty flavor.
Get your thickest, best oven mitts on. You're about to pick up 10 pounds of 600 degree cast iron and trying to wrestle it onto your stove rack.
Wrestle it onto your stove rack,.
This next part requires you to know your oven- mine is weirdly shaped and, as such, cooks fast. I can't give you a time here.
But you want the center of the steak to be 115F for rare, 125F for medium rare, and those are the only temperatures that matter :p

EDIT: A good point of safety info: When you open your oven, there's going to be a huge blast of smoke and heat that will explode straight at your face. You should duck.

Now, take your steak and put it on a warm plate (otherwise you're just sucking all that heat out) and wrap the thing in aluminum foil.
Leave the steak alone. No, seriously, just leave it alone for like 15 minutes. All the juice is squeezing into the center of the steak. Give it some time to let it finish cooking and let the juice redistribute.

After 15 minutes, grab a knife, grab a fork. Put away your ketchup and your steak sauce. This is a steak that's meant to stand alone, and trust me, it will.
 
Oven-Baked Zucchini Fries - Biigoh
Oven-Baked Zucchini Fries

makes approximately 8 servings
Ingredients
3 zucchini (1 lb.)
1/4 cup Grated Parmesan Cheese
1 packet Shake & Bake Coating Mix
1 small egg

Method:

Heat oven to 450ºF.

Trim the zucchini -cut crosswise in half, then cut each piece into 1/4-inch sticks. Add cheese to coating mix in shaker bag; shake gently to combine.
Whisk egg in medium bowl. Add zucchini; toss to coat. Use tongs to place 1/4 of the zucchini in shaker bag; close bag and shake to evenly coat. Spread onto baking sheet sprayed with cooking spray. Repeat with remaining zucchini.
Bake for 12 to 13 min. or until golden brown, turning the baking tray 180 degrees after 7 min to facilitate even baking.
 
Crock Pot Sesame Chicken - Biigoh
Found on facebook, have yet to try...

CROCK POT SESAME CHICKEN
On busy crazy days, it is soooo nice to come home to this April
Sesame Chicken for slow cooker

1 1/2 pound boneless/skinless chicken breasts
1/2 cup honey
1/4 cup soy sauce
2 tablespoons dried onion
2 tablespoons ketchup
1 tablespoon oil
1/2 teaspoon garlic powder
2 teaspoons cornstarch dissolved in 3 Tablespoons water
Sesame seeds

Put chicken into crock pot.
Combine honey, soy sauce, onion, ketchup, oil, and garlic. Pour over chicken.
Cook on low for 3-4 hours or on high 1 1/2 – 2 1/2 hours, or just until chicken is cooked through.
Remove chicken from crock pot, leave sauce.
Dissolve 2 teaspoons of cornstarch in 3 tablespoons of water and pour into crock pot. Stir to combine with sauce. Replace lid and cook sauce on high for ten more minutes or until slightly thickened.
Cut chicken into bite size pieces and return to crock pot - can leave chicken in and simmer on low or serve.
Sprinkle with sesame seeds and serve over rice.
 
Loaded Potato Skins - Merior
LOADED POTATO SKINS
Makes 20 stuffed potato skins

Ingredients
10 baking potatoes
250g strong cheddar
250ml sour cream
4 spring onions
1/2 to 1 teaspoon of table salt (or to taste)
good grinding of black pepper
3 teaspoon of Worcestershire sauce

Preparation
Preheat your oven to 200C/180C fan/400F/gas 6. Pricking you potatoes thoroughly and rub a little of the salt on the outsides. Bake for about one and a half hours, or until the skins are crisp and the insides fluffy. As soon as you can bear to tackle the hot potatoes, cut them in half lengthways and scoop out as much of the insides as you can without breaking the skins into a large mixing bowl. (An ice-cream scoop with an insulated handle plus an oven glove works well.)

Put the husk-like skins of the potatoes on a tray and, when cool, cover until you are ready to fill them. Let the potato cool in the bowl, and then cover until needed.

Grate the cheese, and add 200g of it to the cold potato along with the sour cream. Chop the spring onions and add to the potato, with the salt, pepper and Worcestershire sauce. Mix thoroughly (Mixing in the Worcestershire sauce a teaspoon at a time helps mix it properly.)

Spoon the potato filling into the potato skins, and lay each half on a baking tray so they fit snugly together. Sprinkle over the remaining cheese, giving each potato skin a light covering.

Storage
If not being cooked immediately then the skins can be covered loosely and keep in the fridge for up to two days. Alternatively filled potato skins can be wrapped in cling film and frozen for up to one week.

Cooking
Preheat your oven to 200C/180C fan/400F/gas 6.

From chilled or freshly made: cook for twenty to thirty minutes until golden.

To cook from frozen: lay the frozen potato skins on a baking sheet and cover loosely with foil. Cook in the oven for thirty five to forty minutes minutes, removing the foil after the first fifteen minutes.
 
Southern Sweet Tea - Vindictus
Southern Sweet Tea-

2 cups water
1/2 cup Sugar
6 packets Lipton Tea or equivalent

Put water on. Once it reaches a boil, add tea packets. Boil vigorously for about three minutes, and add sugar. Boil another two minutes, then turn off heat, remove tea-bags, and serve.

Makes 1 mug tea, more or less.
 
Maple Glazed Triple Chocolate Chunk Brownies - TheOtherSandman
Maple Glazed Triple Chocolate Chunk Brownies with Bacon Crumble.

What you need:
Betty Crocker Triple Chocolate Chuck Brownie Mix
1/4 cup 100% Pure Maple Syrup. None of that corn syrup crap.
1 cup Confectioner's Sugar
BACON

Step 1: Betty Crocker Triple Chocolate Chuck Brownie Mix, get some.
Step 2: Mix that shit. People say that you can over-mix but mixing the hell out of it only seems to make it better.
Step 3: BAKE IT.
Step 4: Sift sugar into maple syrup over medium heat. Reduce. Beware for syrup caramelizes easier than sugar.
Step 5: Cook bacon, break into half-inch pieces.
Step 6: Pour glaze onto brownies, then sprinkle bacon on top. Work quickly cause the glaze hardens very fast.

STEP 7: EAT THAT SHIT. MAKE YOUR FRIENDS EAT IT. IT'S FUCKING DELICIOUS.
 
Artery Clogging Meatato Explosion - Ian904
So I makes this on the 1st of the month because I got drunk once and made it on the 1st.

Weird story I know.

It'll probably kill me unfortunately as it's very unhealthy.

The Artery Clogging Meatato Explosion
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What you'll need:
-6 potatoes(not sure which but about the size of a coke can)
-A bag of cheese cubes(quarter pound)
-thing of chopped green onions(container is the size of a box made of bread)
-2 rolls of sausage
-pack of bacon

Take the potatoes and wrap them in saran wrap(88cents a potato pre wrapped at walmart) poke holes into potatoes
Put potatoes in microwave turning every 5 minutes until soft

Brown sausage through

Cut bacon into chunks then brown

Cut cooked potatoes into chunks

Toss everything into large pot and mix

Then eat and enjoy your heart attack.
 
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Taylor's Poutine Recipe - Biigoh
So I posted a recipe in Goblin Queen on SB. I thought it fair that I post it here too.

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For those who are hungry and wonder just what Taylor made for the Undersiders, here's a little recipe that features deep-fried fries, poutine gravy and white cheddar cheese curds all tossed together. Do be careful with deep frying. A proper deep fryer is recommended.

Please note that this recipe serves 8, divide proportions of ingredients in 1/2 for smaller meals.

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Ingredients

Poutine Gravy:
4 Tbsp. (60 ml) cornstarch
4 Tbsp. (60 ml) water
12 Tbsp. (180 ml) unsalted butter
1/2 cup (120 ml) unbleached all-purpose flour
4 cloves garlic, finely chopped
40 oz. (1136 ml) beef broth
20 oz. (568 ml) chicken broth
Pepper, to taste

Deep Fried Fries:
4 lbs. Russet potatoes (6-8 medium potatoes)
Peanut or other frying oil

Toppings:
2 - 3 cups white cheddar cheese curds (for authentic poutine. Torn chunks of mozzarella cheese would be the closest substitutation)
2 - 3 scallions, thinly sliced/chopped (optional)
1 sprig cilantro, thinly sliced/chopped (optional)

Cooking Instructions
Gravy First
1 - In a small bowl, dissolve the cornstarch in the water and set aside.

2 - In a large saucepan, melt the butter. Add the flour and cook, stirring regularly, for about 5 minutes, until the mixture turns golden brown. Add the garlic and cook for a further 30 seconds.

3 - Add the beef and chicken broth and bring to a boil, stirring with a whisk. Stir in the cornstarch and simmer for 3 to 5 minutes or until the sauce thickens. Season with pepper. Taste and add additional salt, if necessary, to taste. Make ahead and re-warm or keep warm until your fries are ready.

Fries Second
4 - Prepare your potatoes and cut into 1/2-inch thick sticks. Place into a large bowl and cover completely with cold water. Allow to stand at least one hour or several hours (up to 24 hours). When ready to cook, heat your oil in your deep fryer or large, wide, heavy cooking pot to 300° F.

5 - Remove the potatoes from the water and place onto a sheet of paper towel. Blot to remove as much excess moisture as possible.

6 - Add your fries to the 300° F. oil and cook for 5-8 minutes, just until potatoes are starting to cook but are not yet browned. Remove potatoes from oil and scatter on a wire rack. Increase oil temperature to 375° F. Once oil is heated to that temperature, return the potatoes to the fryer and cook until potatoes are golden brown. Remove to a paper towel-lined bowl.

Poutine Time
7 - Add your fried or baked fries to a large, clean bowl. Season lightly with salt while still warm. Add a ladle of hot poutine gravy to the bowl and using tongs, toss the fries in the gravy. Add more gravy, as needed to mostly coat the fries.

8 - Add the cheese curds and toss with the hot fries and gravy.

9 - Add cilantro and scallion to the top. Serve with freshly ground pepper. Serve immediately.
 
Pizza - Vindictus
1 Extra-Thin Pizza Shell
1/2 lb mild Italian Sausage
1/4 lb Mozzarella, grated
1/4 lb Cheddar, grated
1/2 large bottle Marinara
3 Tbsp Sriracha

Sautee sausage, drain grease. Preheat oven to 425. Grease pizza pan, place shell on it. Spread Marinara and Sriracha on shell. Add sausage, then cover with cheese.

Bake 12 minutes.

Remove from heat, cool, and slice.
 
Bacon - Selias
Best bacon I've ever had.

Rather than using a pan, heat up a pot on a burner. After it's hot enough, cut your strips of bacon into three pieces (you can make more, but I find that thirds are the best size), and put them into the pot. Don't cover the pot. After that, just let it cook, and you'll have some nice, crispy bacon. It works best if you use a lot of bacon, and a relatively small pot, since the grease will basically deep-fry the bacon.
 
Deviled eggs - Darthdavid
Just made some deviled eggs that came out pretty good as a sorta early mother's day thing, thought I'd share:

What you need:
9 XL eggs*
Mayo
Mustard
Paprika
Ranch Dressing (optional)
Salt (optional)
Vinegar (I used white wine but any kind should work. Pickle brine also works well in place of plain vinegar)
A stove
A pot
A slotted spoon (or something you can fake it with to scoop eggs out of hot water)
A fork
A knife
A good sized bowl
Something to put your eggs on or in
Water

It's best to use eggs that have been in your fridge for a week or so. If they're too fresh they're harder to peel. I did 9 here because we had that many left in the older carton and it was a good amount of eggs to fill up our deviled egg platter + a few extras for 'quality control'. This is one of those recipes that doesn't take that much more work to do a big batch than a small one so you'll probably want to do the biggest batch you think you'll eat before they go off so you get the biggest reward for your effort.

Get a pot big enough to fit all your eggs in a single layer at the bottom. Fill it with cold water to about an inch above your eggs. Leaving the pot uncovered for now, bring to a full boil over high heat. Once the pot's boiling good, cover and remove from heat. Let it stand for 15 minutes.

When the 15 minutes starts going down, fill a bowl with ice water (just cold will do if you don't have an ice maker or whatever, but ice is better here). Once the time is up, transfer the eggs from the hot water to the ice water. I find a slotted spoon works well for this. Let them cool for at least 5 minutes.

Get your eggs out of the bowl and empty the water. If you only have one big bowl or you don't want to make more dishes, dry the bowl out now, cause you'll need it again in a bit.

Peel your eggs. I like to put down a paper towel, lightly tap them around the wide end on the counter to crack them at the air pocket there and then gently roll them a bit under my palm to crack them up all around before peeling off the shell, using the membrane to help get big swaths of it in one go then rinsing them under cold water after to get any shell fragments that may be left off but everyone has their own techniques for this. Experiment a little, you'll find something that works for you. If you actually want them to look fancy the first time you're doing this you'll probably want to make a few extras cause you'll probably screw up an a egg or three. If you don't care about looks they'll still work fine unless you absolutely mangle them though.

Once all your eggs are peeled, slice them in half the long way. Pop both halves of the yolk out into your bowl and lay the whites out on your tray or whatever you're using with the hole where the yolk went facing upwards. Using a fork, crumble up all the yolks fairly finely. Add 1/2-3/4 of a cup of mayo (depending on the consistency you want), a bit of ranch dressing (to taste) if you like (use slightly less mayo if you do), 1&1/2 tablespoons of mustard, a pinch of salt (if you like) and one tablespoon of vinegar. Stir it all together until it's nice and creamy.

Use the fork to fill in all your eggs. You may need more utensils to properly clear out the bowl. With the extra material each egg should be heaped a bit.

Lightly sprinkle your eggs with paprika. You can eat them at this point, but they're better if you leave them in the fridge to chill for a while before you do.
 
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Polish style potato pancakes - Darthdavid
Thought I'd add another thing I made today, polish style potato pancakes:

What you need:
Lots of potatoes
Onion
Flour
Eggs
Salt and Pepper
Oil (usually use canola)
A peeler
A grater (or a food processor that can stand in for one)
A stove
A nice big mixing bowl
A frying pan

Optional:
Lemon juice*
Cottage Cheese or Applesauce to garnish them once they're done


So this is another recipe where a big batch isn't much harder than a small batch. And you'll definitely want to go big for these, they're pretty labor intensive to do so leftovers make the whole thing much more rewarding. This is also probably something you'll want help with. One person can do this, but it's a lot easier if you have 2-3 people to divvy up tasks between.


The actual doing is fairly simple: peel and coarsely grate up your potatoes and onion, add eggs, flour and a bit of salt and pepper. Ratios are 2 eggs and 2-3 tablespoons of flour + 1 small-medium onion (or half a big onion) for every 2 pounds or so of potatoes. You want just enough egg and flour to bind it without making it taste super eggy or floury. Stir it all up well then let it sit in your fridge for 10-15 minutes or so. This gives the mixture a chance to set up a bit.

Once it's set you'll want to heat up a generous amount of oil in a skillet. You're not trying to deep fry these or anything but it should definitely be well coated. Medium to Medium-High heat works well. Once it's nice and hot add a couple pancakes. Each one should be about 1/3 of a cup worth of your mixture. Cook till it's golden brown on both sides then put on some paper towels to cool a bit and soak up excess oil before eating. You'll want to rotate the pancakes in place a few times on each side so they cook evenly all around and you'll need to add a bit of oil between batches.

They go really well topped with applesauce or cottage cheese but are also good plain. You could probably put other stuff on there too I guess.

*if you're doing a big batch you can add a small amount of lemon juice to your potatoes every so often as you're grating and mix it through to prevent the potatoes oxidizing and going all bluish, doesn't actually hurt anything if they do though so this is strictly optional
 
Simple Seared Fish / Simple Risotto - UrsaTempest
Simple Seared Fish

It is less recipe and more technique, I guess. Yes, yes, searing won't seal the juice or something like that, but it will result in juicier fish. Go bug actual chef for reason.

Anyway, you will need:

A fish. I usually use tuna, but I think other kind of fish can be used as well.
Salt.
Vegetable oil. I use palm oil, but that's more because it is the most widely-available one, here.

A large skillet/frying pan. Sticky one is far preferable, but non-stick is possible.
Stove. Obviously.

Optional:
Pepper. I always forgot to add one, but salt is enough anyway.

Process:
1. Fillet the fish. Cut it further to your preference - do make sure it is at most 1 cm thick, which is, err, 3 inches, I guess? Why can't we use metric?
2. Make sure the fish's surface is as dry as possible. Use paper towel, or even tissue, to dry it.
3. Sprinkle salt at skin side of the fillet. Left it for 20 minutes or so.
4. Add oil to your frying pan. I use something like two tablespoon per 4 fillets.
5. Turn on your stove, to the hottest possible. Wait until the oil is smoking. Then Immediately put the fish on the pan, skinside down.
6. Let it be for couple minutes. After 3/4 is cooked (look at the side of the fillet), flip it.
7. Turn off your stove - the remaining heat should be enough to cook your fish.
8. Transfer it to plate; add pepper, if you wish. Eat immediately - leaving it too long may cause the juice to leak out!


Simple Risotto

Much like searing, Risotto is more technique than specific recipe. It kinda remind me with fried rice, honestly, though of course,it is not... well, not precisely.

Anyway, you will need:
White rice. I use 3/4 litre for 2 portions. I think brown rice can be used, but I've yet to try it, so...
Stock. Use whatever you want - fish, poultry, beef, vegetable.
Onion.
Shallot.
Garlic.
Celery head.
Salt. Maybe pepper, I guess.
Vegetable oil, roughly 3 tbs.

Frying pan.
Saucepan, or whatever to hold the stock while it is heated.
Stove.

Process:
1. Heat the stock at separate pan, keep it low.
2. Wash the white rice
3. Chop the onion, shallot, garlic, and celery head.
4. Put the oil at the frying pan.
5. Turn on the stove - keep it low.
6. Saute the onion, shallot, garlic, chopped celery, until you can smell the aroma.
7. Add the rice. Stir it, until it is coated with oil.
8. Add a ladle of stock to the pan. Keep stirring the rice, until all the stock absorbed.
9. Keep adding stock, wait until it is absorbed, then add another ladle of stock... etcetera, until the rice is cooked, with a slight bite to the taste.
10. Do add pepper and salt if that's your preference.
11. Add a final ladle of stock, then put a lid on your pan for a minute or two. Turn off the stove.
12. Transfer to plate. Eat immediately.

Huh. Translating recipe ain't easy, I swear.
 
Black Bean Tortillas - Banichi
Black Bean Tortillas
1.5 cups/1 can cooked black beans
salsa (about a 1/2 cup)
shredded cheese (about a cup) x2
1.5 cups/1 can refried beans
handful spinach leaves, chopped (or frozen package, use less salsa due to liquid content)
Tortillas, 1 package from store

Mash the black beans with a fork or dough masher.
Add the salsa, mash some more.
Add the cheese x1, mash some more.
Add the refried beans, mash some more.
Add spinach, mash some more.
Refrigerate if you aren't using it at once.

Heat oven to 350 degrees.
On a baking sheet, over aluminum foil place a tortilla and large spoonful of Black Bean filling.
Spread the filling so it occupies half the tortilla.
Add any toppings like lettuce, chopped black olives, onions, spanish rice, whatever.
Sprinkle some shredded cheese over the filling.
Fold the tortilla over so it is a taco shape.
Repeat until the sheet is full of tortillas.
Bake 12 minutes.
 
I have no special recipes of my own, but I got this book and I've liked everything I've made so far: "The Italian Slow Cooker" by Michele Scicolone
 
Pan Fried Liver - Biigoh
So... tanuki can also use Nekraamancy!

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Pan Fried Liver
1 pack of chicken liver (8 ozs)
1 tablespoon of white flour
2 tablespoon of soy sauce
2 tablespoon of oil for the cooking
1 tablespoon of sliced ginger
3 spring-onions (thinly sliced)
1 handful of cilantro (sliced or shredded by hand)

1 - Marinate your liver in the flour and soy sauce for a few minutes
2 - heat your frying pan or wok on medium to high heat, with 2 tablespoon of oil
3 - toss in the liver with its marinate of flour and soy sauce
4 - fry fry for 1 or so minutes, until the liver outside is brown and inside is pink
5 - lower the heat to medium, and add in ginger and spring onions
6 - fry fry for 2 or so minutes, make sure that the inside of the liver stays pink, and not bloody
7 - take off heat and garnish with cilantro
 
Maple Bourbon Bacon Jam - Snake/Eater
Maple Bourbon Bacon Jam

Prep Time: 10 minutes Cook Time: 1 hour 50 minutes Total Time: 2 hoursServings: 1
A sweet, salty, smoky, spicy and down right tasty bacon jam that is the definition of umami! This bacon jam goes well on toast for breakfast and makes for a great condiment in sandwiches and burgers of all sorts!

ingredients

  • 1 pound thick smoked bacon, cut into 1 inch pieces
  • 1 large onion, sliced
  • 4 cloves garlic, chopped
  • 1/4 cup cider vinegar
  • 3/4 cup coffee (brewed)
  • 1/4 cup brown sugar
  • 1/4 cup maple syrup
  • 1/4 cup bourbon
  • 1-2 chipotle chilis in adobo, chopped
  • 1/2 teaspoon cumin
  • pepper to taste
directions

  1. Cook the bacon in a large sauce pan an over medium heat until the fat has rendered and the bacon starts to get crispy and set aside, reserving 1 tablespoon of the grease in the pan.
  2. Add the onions and saute until tender, about 5-7 minutes.
  3. Add the garlic and saute until fragrant, about a minute.
  4. Add the vinegar and deglaze the pan.
  5. Add the coffee, brown sugar, maple syrup, bourbon, bacon, chipotle chilies, cumin and pepper, reduce the heat and simmer until reduced to a syrupy consistency, about 1-2 hours.
  6. Process the jam in a food processor to smooth it out a bit but not too much as you want to have the texture of the bacon.
  7. If you do not finish it all in one sitting, store it in a sealed container in the fridge for up to 4 weeks.
 
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Bacon Cheeseburger Poptarts - Snake/Eater
Bacon Cheeseburger Poptarts

Ingredients
Bacon Onion Jam

1 lb bacon, diced
2 medium onions, diced
1/4 cup brown sugar
1/3 cup strong coffee
1/2 cup water
1 Tbsp balsamic vinegar

Burger
1 lb extra lean ground beef
1/4 cup onion, diced
2 cloves garlic, minced
salt & pepper
1/4 tsp garlic powder
1/4 tsp onion powder

Pastry
2 cups flour
1 Tbsp sugar
pinch salt
1 cup butter, cold
1 egg
2 - 4 Tbsp buttermilk

Extras
cheese
1 egg, beaten
sesame seeds, toasted

Directions
Prepare Bacon Onion Jam - in a large frying pan, fry bacon until it is done but not crispy. Remove cooked bacon and set aside. Drain off all but about a tablespoon of the bacon grease. Add the onions to the pan.
Cook and stir until onions begin to soften, about 5 minutes.
Turn heat to low and add sugar, coffee, water, and the bacon back to the pan.
Let simmer until mixture is thick and reduced, like jam, about 30 minutes, stirring approx every 5 minutes or so to prevent burning.
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Remove from heat and stir in the balsamic vinegar. If you are happy with the texture then leave as is, if it seems to thick/chunky then pulse briefly (two or three times) in a blender or food processor to thin it down (see photo below).
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You can use this immediately or refrigerate for up to a week. (For the purpose of using in this recipe - chill in fridge until ready to use.)
Prepare Burger mixture - In the frying pan you cooked the Bacon Onion Jam in, cook the beef, onion, and garlic until beef is no longer pink. Sprinkle with spices and stir to evenly distribute.
When everything is cooked, drain the beef to remove any excess liquid.
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Let cool. (You can place in fridge to accelerate this process)
Prepare Pastry - In a large mixing bowl, stir together flour, sugar, and salt. Cut in the cold butter using a pastry blender or 2 butter knives. (You can also pulse this all together in a blender or food processor). Mixture should resemble coarse crumbs.
Beat together the egg and 2 Tbsp buttermilk. Using a fork, stir the wet ingredients into the dry ingredients until dough comes together. (You may need to add more buttermilk, a tablespoon at a time, until desired consistency is reached.)
Pat dough into a ball and divide into 4.
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Cover and let rest for at least 10 - 15 minutes.
Assemble Poptarts - Preheat oven to 350.
Line a cookie sheet with parchment paper, set aside.
Roll out one quarter of the dough into a 12 X 8 rectangle. Cut out 8, 3 X 4 little rectangles. (In the photo below you can see one of my Poptarts is a little smaller than the others. I didn't quite cut my dough into equal quarters so this quarter had a little less dough than the others!)
Using a pastry or basting brush, brush each rectangle with a little of the beaten egg, being sure to get right up to the edge.
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Top 4 of the rectangles with a generous spoonful of the cooled hamburger mixture.
Then top with a spoonful of the Bacon Onion Jam. (In the photo below I also topped some with Sue's Rhubarb Relish {we'll share that recipe with you soon!}- middle one, some with just bacon bits - beside the little one, and left one plain -the tiny one on the side.) Be careful to leave about 1/4 inch border around the outside so you can seal the Poptart.
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Now top with a little bit of cheese. Again, don't go too crazy! You don't want your Poptart to explode apart.
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Flip the bottom piece of dough up over the top piece, so the eggy side is facing in, and lightly press together around the edges.
Using a fork, press the edges firmly together. Then poke a couple of holes on top for the steam to escape.
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Brush the tops of the Poptarts with more beaten egg and then sprinkle generously with toasted sesame seeds.
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Repeat with remaining pieces of dough until you have used it all up. I got 16 Poptarts total with some of the hamburger filling and bacon jam left over. (You could probably make another batch of dough and get another dozen or so out of the filling.) Place all Poptarts onto prepared cookie sheet.
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Bake at 350 until tops are golden brown and pastry is puffed, about 25 - 35 minutes.
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Let cool about 5 - 10 minutes before serving. (You can also freeze these and then reheat them in the oven when you want to serve them. I did 350 for about 20 minutes and they were just like when I first made them.)
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I could just look at these all day. They're so pretty.
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Want a bite?
I'm even willing to share...

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You can't see the melty cheese...but it's in there.

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We loved the Bacon Onion Jam and the Rhubarb Relish in these. You could also simplify things and top your hamburger with a little mustard and ketchup or even a small bit of chopped pickles.
Go crazy!
Call it a Poptart or whatever you want...but one thing is for sure, you will call it delicious!

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Mini Cheeseburger Bites - Snake/Eater
Mini Cheeseburger Bites







Here's a recipe when you're looking for an appetizer or snack to serve your family or company. Enjoy!

1 package refrigerator garlic crescent rolls
1 pound hamburger
1/2 cup diced onion
1 cup frozen mixed vegetables
2 tablespoons Worcestershire sauce
1/2 teaspoon seasoned salt
1/4 teaspoon black ground pepper
6 slices American cheese, quartered

Preheat oven to 375 degrees. In large skillet, brown hamburger. Add onion, mixed vegetables, Worcestershire sauce, seasoned salt and black pepper. Cook on medium heat until onion is tender and vegetables have cooked through, about 10 minutes.

Meanwhile, prepare mini tart pan. Spray with cooking oil. Roll out crescent and press together at seams. Divide and cut into 24 squares. Press each square into the tart cups, pressing along the bottom and sides. Spoon meat mixture into each cup. Place cheese quarters on top of each prepared cup. Bake for 15-20 minutes until crust is golden brown. Makes 24 bites.
 
Steamed Pork & Salt Egg - Biigoh
So, while I was making curry on this nice day... I was reminded of something my mom used to make when I was younger....

It's incredible simple and a staple of chinese home-cooking.

Ingredients
Some mince pork (about 80 to 100 grams)
2 eggs
Some green onions (chopped)
1 salted duck egg (optional) (make sure shell is washed clean, before breaking open the shell)
A pinch of salt
Some ground pepper (white or black is fine)
1/2 table spoon of soy sauce
1 table spoon of chinese cooking wine (or sherry) (optional)

Step 1 - Marinate the mince pork with salt, pepper and soy sauce. You can also add the cooking wine or sherry if you have that. Marinate for 10 or so minutes.
Step 2 - Beat the eggs
Step 3 - Add the green onions and eggs into meat
Step 4 - Mix it up well
Step 5 - Transfer mixture into steaming bowl/dish, recommend a shallow ceremic bowl (put salted duck egg on top of egg/meat mixture)
Step 6 - Get your steaming action on! by boiling water in pot and then putting in the ceremic bowl into boiling water.
Step 7 - Cover and steam for 6-7 minutes.
Step 8 - Check to make sure the meat in the center is cooked then take it out! Be careful, it'll be VERY hot.
Step 9 - Serve with a sprinkle of sesame oil and some green onions.
 
Pork Chops - CptTagon
Recipe for pork chops covered in buttermilk and Parmesan cheese.
Dip chops in buttermilk; then in bread crumbs.
(If meat is tough, let soak in buttermilk all day)
Put on cookie sheet; sprinkle w/garlic salt and Parmesan cheese
Bake at 400 F for 45 minutes (or longer until brown)
Don't turn the chops!
Spray pan first
 

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