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[X] Not feeling the buzz. Better fix that pronto.
-[X] "Do you have booze at the base?"
-- [X] If booze, then Yes, . If not booze, take us to the booze, then Yes. If no booze at all, Then What Are You Good For?
 
Lord Sia said:
[X] Not feeling the buzz. Better fix that pronto.
-[X] "Do you have booze at the base?"
-- [X] If booze, then Yes, . If not booze, take us to the booze, then Yes. If no booze at all, Then What Are You Good For?
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This is a valid point, the organization of superheroes should have access to booze after all and we do not. Changing my vote.

[X] Not feeling the buzz. Better fix that pronto.
-[X] "Do you have booze at the base?"
-- [X] If booze, then Yes, . If not booze, take us to the booze, then Yes. If no booze at all, Then What Are You Good For?
 
[X] Ok
-but if only they buy you drinks first.your too dry to deal with their nonsense.
 
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[X] Actually how do use this boxy talky thing.
[X] Do you know where a bar is?
 
That was a hilarious chapter. I wish I could like it more than once.
 
[X] Ok
- [X] but if only they buy you drinks first.your too dry to deal with their nonsense.
 
[X] Calm down you can just buy another (chance of failure)
-[X] what we have here is a failure to communicate.
 
Oh god, someone has got to explain paper currency to Possessed!Taylor.
 
[X] Calm down you can just buy another (chance of failure)
-[X] what we have here is a failure to communicate.
 
Calming down is impossible...it's in the trope.
 
[X] Calm down you can just buy another (chance of failure)
-[X] He probably has more coins to help pay for even more as well? Giving them up as penalty for attacking is perfectly reasonable.

Mug him and then use his money to buy more beer. Who know, we might even get an explanation of paper currency in the process if it succeeds.
 
[X] Calm down you can just buy another (chance of failure)
-[X] If this fails, mug this Heretic for daring to spill the wonder that is beer. His money shall buy us more.
 
[X] Sneak away
-[X] Grab some booze first.
 
[X] Gather all the bar patrons and teleport to safety.
-[X] Swear vengeance on these unholy defilers for destroying holy objects and spilling sacred drink! How dare they waste Alcohol, that most precious of liquids that imparts bravery and hath made at least one mortal a GOD!

I don't know if we can do this, but it'd be Interesting (tm) anyways if we try to without realizing we can't.
 
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Flabbyknight said:
The magic system I am using lacks things like teleport and flight. I am using a specific rpg and have spells already picked out that you can use. You know how to currently summon spirits, banish spirits, make lightning, clean, go invisible and heal. You can keep your vote, but it is not going to work out in story.
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Is there a water-hose-type-tap we could spray out the door?
 
Flabbyknight said:
If you meant to put the fire out or to knock them of all their feet outside then no. If your looking to distract the abb a spirit is probably your best bet.
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Eh, I was thinking water sprayed everywhere--> electricity arc. Perfect drunken plan. Would there be an appropriate spirit for that?

OOOhh! Is there a spirit we can summon to generate electricity-conducting metal?
 
Flabbyknight said:
Yes but having more then one spell up at time will put a strain on you. There are 6 other people in the building plus you would to sustain 7 different spells at the same time.
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How about three at a time for longer? In other words, thinking of going invis, summoning a spirit to distract, and then escorting them out one-by-one. Is this doable?
 
Cool.

[X] You are a noble worshiper of The Drunken Hero! You shall not stand by whilst these patrons of a temple to your deity burn or are poked through with holes!
-[X] Swear vengeance on these unholy defilers for destroying holy objects and spilling sacred drink! How dare they waste Alcohol, that most precious of liquids that imparts bravery and hath made at least one mortal a GOD!
-[X] Step 1) Find three bottles of Liquid Courage.
-[X] Step 2) Consume one bottle of Liquid Courage.
-[X] Step 3) Summon a lightning spirit to distract the colorful heretics.
-[X] Step 4) Consume a bottle of Liquid Courage.
-[X] Step 5) Make yourself and as many other patrons as you can manage at one time invisible to the naked eye, and escort them out.
-[X] Step 6) Return to temple and repeat Step 4 as needed.
-[X] Step 7) When all the Worshippers are escorted to safety, it is TIME! TIME TO ENACT YOUR GOD'S VENGEFUL WRATH!! Dismiss the lightning spirit and the invisibility on yourself, and summon an earthen spirit in front of yourself to block their feeble mortal weapons!
-[X] Step 8) Consume final bottle of Liquid Courage.
-[X] Step 9) Have your earthen spirit attack the Heathens whilst you use one of your Holy Bottles as a weapon. However, be careful not to kill, only incapacitate and capture. As heinous as their acts are, they may yet be turned to the path of Righteousness.
 
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[X] Calm down you can just buy another (chance of failure)
-[X] what we have here is a failure to communicate.

Clearly, he does not understand the gravity of the act he has just committed. We must educate him so he can make amends.

EDIT Ninja'd.

EDIT2 Relevant vote:
[X] Fight your way out, you can't leave these people behind
-[X] The consequences and nature of their blasphemy must be communicated to their comrades. Take them down hard...but nonlethally.

These people are obviously henchmen of the corrupt Lord out to spread misery and terrify the populace into avoiding the sacred alcohol. This blasphemy cannot stand!
 
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[X] Fight your way out, you can't leave these people behind
-[X] The consequences and nature of their blasphemy must be communicated to their comrades. Take them down hard...but nonlethally.
 
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[X] I vote what he or she said


abyssmal_kismet said:
Cool.

[X] You are a noble worshiper of The Drunken Hero! You shall not stand by whilst these patrons of a temple to your deity burn or are poked through with holes!
-[X] Swear vengeance on these unholy defilers for destroying holy objects and spilling sacred drink! How dare they waste Alcohol, that most precious of liquids that imparts bravery and hath made at least one mortal a GOD!
-[X] Step 1) Find three bottles of Liquid Courage.
-[X] Step 2) Consume one bottle of Liquid Courage.
-[X] Step 3) Summon a lightning spirit to distract the colorful heretics.
-[X] Step 4) Consume a bottle of Liquid Courage.
-[X] Step 5) Make yourself and as many other patrons as you can manage at one time invisible to the naked eye, and escort them out.
-[X] Step 6) Return to temple and repeat Step 4 as needed.
-[X] Step 7) When all the Worshippers are escorted to safety, it is TIME! TIME TO ENACT YOUR GOD'S VENGEFUL WRATH!! Dismiss the lightning spirit and the invisibility on yourself, and summon an earthen spirit in front of yourself to block their feeble mortal weapons!
-[X] Step 8) Consume final bottle of Liquid Courage.
-[X] Step 9) Have your earthen spirit attack the Heathens whilst you use one of your Holy Bottles as a weapon. However, be careful not to kill, only incapacitate and capture. As heinous as their acts are, they may yet be turned to the path of Righteousness.
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[X] Fight your way out, you can't leave these people behind
-[X] The consequences and nature of their blasphemy must be communicated to their comrades. Take them down hard...but nonlethally.
 
[X] Fight your way out, you can't leave these people behind
-[X] The consequences and nature of their blasphemy must be communicated to their comrades. Take them down hard...but nonlethally.
 
[X] Kick their asses, and then tear the first guy's head off, and shit down his throat.
 
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