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[X] Go after Valkyrie
[X] Make Ninja Mets
-[X] Get interrupted from making Ninja Mets by getting introduced to Median by Bass
[X] Hide and Hijack Info
Dodging the parts from the exploding drones, Zero makes a snap decision and speeds towards Valkyrie's skyscraper.
Any robot that falls into his path is quickly decapitated with no mercy. The Doctor would make sarcastic quips about putting a robots brain in his head if he was watching, but Zero remains quiet. He rolls out of an alley as several cars smash into the walls.
"Really? Robotic cars now? That's just peachy. Ugh."
Zero slices the next car in half as it drives into him.
"I don't have time to deal with you, you shoddily made knockoffs. Get the hell out of my way."
He grabs the nearest robot and uses it to broadcast a shutdown code to all the robots nearby, and with a half considered mental tug, he overloads the robot's core before tossing it at the rest of the shutdown boats.
"I've already smashed my way through easily four times more robots than Valentine had. Why do you have this many?"
As he finally gets the skyscraper in view his rhetorical question is answered.
"Cain Industries. Ah. That explains this mess."
A Dump Truck sized robot and a whole mess of smaller humanoid robots block his way towards the entrance.
"Seriously?"
He closes his eyes and looks up at the sky.
"None of you are worth my time. Why are you here? Don't you have something you should be doing?"
Red eyes glare fiercely at the gathered robots. Red eyes gleam back at him as they shuffle awkwardly.
"Move."
The Robots part like the sea.
"Careful, Careful."
Dr. Wily is hunched over a desk, with a tiny paintbrush and a small model of a Met. He carefully paints the model purple and black as he designs how he wants the ninja met to look. A row of completed Mets in various shades of purple and black line the desk.
"Careful, Careful.. just a little bit more and then I just need to let it dry."
SLAM
Bass kicks the door open. Dr. Wily jumps and flings the paint brush and model into the air as he crashes into the desk, causing them all to go flying. As each met hits the ground and breaks a small part of Wily's heart cracks, over and over again. The Doctor just stares at all the broken model Mets on the floor in front of him as Bass stands in the Doorway. He takes a deep breath as he turns to look at Bass. He hisses out just one word.
"Why?"
Bass just tilts his head confused as he walks in and a female robot walks in behind him. The Doctor recognizes her immediately as Dr. Cossack's new girl. She wasn't expected for another few hours. Why is she so here so quickly?
"Doctor, I have to introduce you, this is Median. She only put me through seven walls. Blah blah bla"
Wily begins to lose focus as Bass blathers on about his fights with Median as he comes to a realization why Median is here so quickly. 'She only put me through seven walls.' Cossack is making you deal with Bass's tendencies and damage... But really? Only seven? Zero put Bass through ten or so walls before getting bored.
"blah blah blah, She kept hitting me through the holes I already made. Blah blah blah."
Ah, that makes sense, she has better aim than Zero does. Should you speak up and attempt to end Bass's monologue about the various times Median has kicked his ass. You watch Median's face instead, watching the various emotions that flitter on her face. She's much more willing to put up with/play with Bass. Hmm, Zero did compare him to a puppy, wonder if Median thinks the same?
"Blah blah blah, and then I was covered in feathers, blah blah blah.."
Bass isn't going to stop anytime soon is he? How to make this end... Wait, wasn't Bass one of the volunteers for the upgrade, time to put the brakes on Bass and maybe actually have a talk with Median? That's the dream, now put the spikes to Bass's tires.
"Bass, weren't you supposed to be gathering parts for your upgrade? Shadow Man has already got around to it. I already upgraded him and made him a nice new set of weapons."
Mentally counting down to when Bass's blasts out the door to either go get parts or to go challenge Shadow Man for being the first to get upgrades. The Doctor watches as he nearly flies out the door.
"Well, while have been introduced, Bass spent the entire time talking about your fights. Hello Median, I'm Doctor Albert Wily."
He smiles widely and puts his hand out to shake. Median shakes his hand.
"Hello Doctor."
It never seems to actually die really. Just... kind of dies for a few months.
Ninja Met! Who's a good met ? You are. Yes you are!The Met sits unmoving in a small drawer. The Met listens. The Met waits.
The Met listens as a large thing clatters around the room.
"He's not supposed to be this strong. He's stronger then when I fought him. And worse yet, I haven't gotten any good footage of how he fights. None of Valentine's robots were calibrated for that speed of combat and Valkyrie was taken out with one shot. How am I supposed to fight him? Maybe… I still have the blueprints for the others. Maybe I should do a bit of upgrading myself. Or maybe I should get some outside help. What was his name again.. Sigma."
The Met sits. The Met broadcasts. The Met is.
The same way it works with Zero teleporting around like he owns the place... IE it just works.You know I just thought of something.
Median teleports guns to her right? How will that work out when she's in a different dimension?
Too much... or just enough?Commando Met!? Did Wily play Metal Gear too much when he built him?
Well, it achieved all objectives and escaped intact. Which is definitely close enough.
You forgot the part were it spit in his face (metaphorically) (and maybe literally. Where do they shoot from?).Well, it achieved all objectives and escaped intact. Which is definitely close enough.
Sidenote, this is the first attempt to actually fix an issue with my writing, any comments?