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Everyone from QQ wake up as their Avatar, what's the first thing we do in real life?

SnakeKing100 said:
Well I'm officially a badass immortal elder Vampire. So I guess look after my massive fortune?
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That has the same energy as, "All of you better duck because I'm about to turn left and I don't want to smack you with my dick." from abridged Vegeta.

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Be surprised and happy (What? I'd be an eight foot tall sphinx-girl Space Marine Librarian specializing in Biomancy.) Also get a new wardrobe and explain to my family.
 
There comes a time when every man and woman woke up to their responsibility, the realization that everyone have their own duty to fulfill whether they were called to it or not, submitting oneself to duty is an inevitable process of growing up. And in my particular case of course become the best lazy catgirl maid who sometimes ocassionally, just occasionally, do something useful to my owner, but most of the time just act cute to be loved enough to not be thrown out in the street for being an expense burden.
 
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There comes a time when every man and woman woke up to their responsibility, the realization that everyone have their own duty to fulfill whether they were called to it or not, submitting oneself to duty is an inevitable process of growing up. And in my particular case of course become the best lazy catgirl maid who sometimes ocassionally, just occasionally, do something useful to my owner, but most of the time just act cute to be loved enough to not be thrown out in the street for being an expense burden.
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... I'd make a 'sounds like a wife' joke, but even this would be several steps up from my average relationship...
 
My pic is an artist original not based on anything in particular afaik but I think we can be confident in asserting at least some of the following.

  • She's ripped as fuck, either she's got some kind of superhuman physiology or she's in a world with quite different mechanics than our own or something.
  • She's really young (16-25 at a guess)
  • She spends all her time working out.
    • Must be independently wealthy or in some way have enough time & money to dedicate to eating and training at probably the 1/10^6 level.
  • She may or may not have legs
  • She may or may not skip leg day (rip)
  • She's an H2O fan
  • Healthy bodyfat% & lean bodyweight are weakly correlated with IQ/g. I choose to believe her fitness is driven largely by this weak correlation so she must be +20sd iq. Flawless logic bruh.
Anyway, first thing I do is probably breakdown and cry tears of relief and happiness tbh. Gotta make use of that womanly superiority in tear production/eye lubrication.

Find a source of income that isn't soul destroying.

Work out who my new friends/family are.

Explore my possible superhuman abilities. Hope I'm a Remnan in the period after they get saved by the MC.

That sounds like a pretty damn cool time/place to live in.
 
Well, I guess I'm now my DnD Character, as my avatar was a commission for my DND Character. though, with a few things not correct like the hair color (which was supposed to be blonde) and the eye patch (which was supposed to be a ruby eyepatch).
 
Become Shitsec, bane of all assistants and clowns stationwide. Shame I don't have a avatar for either the Chief Engineer or Research Director given I could probably patent and sell SS13 supertech assuming I would gain the associated knowledge of each job slot. But in this case I'd be able to kick ass and take names. Only thing that I think could be more powerful would be a changeling or the Clockwork Cultists since they're completely overpowered bullshit and unlike those pesky Nar'sian bastards their deity doesn't seem outright malicious. Probably.
 
I had to put a link to my profile pic in my Bio because I'm technologically illiterate.

But I'd let it Rip.

Jokes aside I'll just stand in random places scaring the shit out of people.
 
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1. Explore my hot new elf bod.

2. Wonder if being an elf will give me a longer life span/immortality and possibly magic.

3. Replace my wardrobe.

4. Deal with the various professional problems that come with suddenly not looking like myself anymore.

Repeating step 1 may be done between any other step.
 
Patriotism (Guns) + Rome = Best Civ.

Jokes aside. I'll probably try and figure out how to use a gun in a safe place. Maybe the gun's magical, maybe not. Who knows? But a gun is a gun. It is meant to shoot against something. But this gun shall do wonders. You can't expect God to do all the work. All shall hail the weapon!

But if it shoots freaking paintballs, then I'll probably try to win a paintball competition or something. Explore the body, if you know what I mean.

Also, deal with the freaking poison in Nero's body before it turns cancerous.
 
Declare myself the choosen prophet of the end times, first I would flash freeze the poles, then as the world confirms what I can do, I declare that I will travel the world and punish those that I deem full of sin, then jump into the stratosphere and use the vantage point to start to destroy satellites to deny nations the ability to more easily track me (because I would have to stop moving at and eat something eventually).


Then I would probably "peacefully" get a certain number of nation leaders, industrialist and billionaires to start to work fixing the planet...or else.
 
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